Remember that user from a day ago who hinted at a secret underground pedo dungeon near Comet Ping Pong?

Pedos should hang tbh

This.

There's doubtless some fucking Nosferatu in those tunnels making sure Christians don't unearth them.

Good luck getting that done without a team of no less than 4 operators fully kitted out with scary black assault AKAR4157s and bangflashbombs and kevlar bodysuits, plus holywaterbullets and garlic shotguns.

Or you could go undercover…

Or even better go through every documentary on tunnels under New York!

before anyone found anything they would be intercepted by some zogbot who draws a paycheck funded by our tax dollars. gotta keep the satanic pedos safe from scrutiny

Then you just need to pose as a Satanist then. Maybe get a shirt with this symbol on it.

3 anons just bumped it to $2,030

I would be careful. I'm sure the feds are watching that place.

wat

I think it's silly since they probably use the "private rooms" in the restaurants as pedo hubs where they mingle and shoot the shit about their future deals and "parties". But the child-fucking most likely happens in anonymous, unassuming houses or camps in the middle of nowhere. But hey, anything's possible with these sick fucks.
Godspeed to whatever user takes this quest.
Sam is still spending his election gambling money better than I would've.