What should I expect in a phone interview (and if that goes well, an actual interview) for an IT internship...

ACT ALPHA
PUT THOSE NIGGERS ON THE SPOT
EXPLAIN HOW YOU FUCKING LOVE CUSTOMERS AND SHIT AND YOU WILL DIE FOR THOSE CUNTS

EQUALS GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND MANY SHEKELS
MAKE SURE TO COLLECT DIRT ON EVERYONE YOU WORK WITH SO YOU CAN BLACKMAIL YOUR WAY TO PROMOTIONS INSTEAD OF BEING PASSED UP FOR DIVERSITY HIRES
GODSPEED

THE VIRGIN TOKEN FEMALE HIRE
THE CHAD GANOO/LOONIX ZEALOT

Weird. Everyone I work with is pretty cool. Maybe you're just in a fagblasted shithole like California? Move. Accept a pay cut. Enjoy your more-than-compensating spending cut.

OP here again. I got the job. It's temporary, I make about $100 a week, and it takes me about hour to get to work. Heh, see you around losers.


Have you tried applying for internships? It might be something shitty like mine, but the experience and contacts are really important and worth it. I don't think I would have gotten anything other than an internship, honestly.