/got/ general

People inexplicably having poorly spelled relatively recent Anglo names is already bad writing.

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Absolutely glorious :) I was worried that leak would ruin potential #LIVE fun + compilation and what do you know, it turns out to be a 10/10. Also it's underappreciated effort by Sir Gifmaker, he went through all the threads since Friday so that's 1500+ posts.

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I mean it's lovely, but not exactly what I had in mind eh…

Smart guys don't pay for the clams

DELET

In a world where Maisie would be a state godess or something like that, everyone would get free clams and discount cockles

So, cinematohrapher who worked on both Ep4 and Ep5 said that "Queen's Justice" is a big episode, while "Eastwatch" (this Sunday) is very satisfying. What is it going to be exactly? inb4 Hound and Arya reunion in Winterfell

To who? Liberals? Tumblrinas? Maisiefags? That could mean anything, so it doesn't mean anything at all

Dany's going to kill some men, isn't she?

And Grumm, while you are here, what is supposed to be going on with the faux-latingreek demons and dragons theme of the Valyrian language? Do they actually speak mangled form of Earth mediterranean languages, just with a vocabulary large enough for only edgy fanfics?

And we're very grateful

Trips confirm, you are

(Me)
*Spoils of War or whatever was the previous episode called, he was obviously refering to the battle

Well Tarly Sr. and RDickon are supposed to get Dragon'd, but would you call that satisfying after how were Lannisters and Dany's Mongolian Liberation Front portrayed in last ep? By "satisfying" I imagine something universally pleasant, fan service-y even. That's why I immediately thought of Hound+Arya meeting, everyone loved their S4 scenes

(Verified)

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>implying he doesn't have some beta nerd orbiters à la Elio and Linda to do the linguistic work for him for free

Maisie and GRRM doesn't hug with anyone. Why are they so rude?

The only thing I would find satisfying would be Jamie putting his pimp hand inside Kelly C while Bran fucks Badpucci's corpse noisily in the background.

Maisie, Sophie and Isaac on the Stark reunion
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Do they understand their characters well, /got/?

um.

*Bronn

Not Bran.

Hodor is too tall for Maisie, she would only reach his butt
Gurm smells bad

So close ;_;

Brb, going to purchase some nicotine

I've read it as Bronn. How strange.

All she can show is that she runs to hug both Arya and Bran really fast and kinda crashes into them… That's all she can portray out of this.
What did she mean by this? She couldn't have drinks and lesbo sex with Faye Marsay?
Method acting.
Why? Is this a warning? Is this a "hey, screw your titles, I can carve you up if I want"?
The basically soulless criple, the basically emotionless psycho killer and the rape victim. Suuuureeeee
Hidden advertisement from Maisie.
(((sound of shekels clinking)))
Who would have guessed?!

I'm really curious how the show is going to portray Dany's execution by dragon of Randyll and Dickon. We're obviously supposed to hate Randyll and Dany has been being pushed as the hero since Season 1, but they went out of their way to humanize Dickon in a scene that had little purpose and Tyrion and Jon, our resident ethics officers, have been pushing it again and again that act tyrannical and burn people is wrong, but then again Dany has been doing that since Season 3 and no one really gives a damn so I don't know.

Tom Hopper is the is the husbando of Holla Forums
masiefags your time is up

If you are a male viewer, you can understand why he was an asshole to his son. I like Sam, even if people hate him, because he feels like a random normal guy who somehow got into this; but still, I can totally get why his father disowned him. And so far, in this season, Randyll acted pretty cool. The guy is a good actor, I believe that he is a very skilled war veteran leader person. So if he and his funny named son get killed, that will only make me hate Dany more.

Good points, especially about Salsa. In the scene where she's watching Arya's and Brienne's sparring for example, what emotion is Sophie attempting to convey? Does she feel threatened by Arya, or is she impressed?

Who will ride the other two dragons? Jon and Bran?

jon and a throwaway character

I feel like it doesn't matter what D&D do with Dany at this point, she's going to be the saint for majority of audience under any circumstances. Her merciless napalm raid last Sunday was met with general "YASS" reaction on the internet, honestly I don't understand it.

That would be interesting. The problem here is that anyone with half a brain in the audience doesn't feel threatened by her, because yeah, she can kill basically anyone, but her dangerous mindset isn't played out well, and her training was… bullshit.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the sparring scene, because it required something on Maisie's part. So far in this season, she only had to stare blankly on someone and deliver hollow lines… But if we say Arya is the most efficient killing machine now, that should scare everyone around her, except Bran, who is not interested in human emotions anymore.

Sansa should feel threatened, CIA should see the opportunity in Arya, and should try to use her against Sansa or Jon or I dunno who, and the rumour of Brienne's defeat should run around the guardhouses like wildfire. That would be something.

I'd love to see people watching Arya's every step with caution, servants hurrying in her presence, not looking her in the eye, stuff like that. It would be awesome if she herself would realize this and harvest the power of fear for her own gain.

But we all know none of this will happen…

Misandry and Slay Worm

How's that for a plan?

100% in charge!

Though it's very-very unlikely that Arya would turn on her sister, and there's even a slighter chance of Sansa dying at all…

He's of the homosexual persuasion, isn't he

What?

Is Smee still CIA's deep cover agent in the show?

One or two scenes of moving the plot forward and about 30-40 minutes of filler.

CIA's reaction was better. He saw a plan.

So Arya's name is on the flight plan now…

I wouldn't be so sure to be frank. No way S7 finishes without some major death and she's been the least popular female character on the show for years. Besides, why else would #mophie get matching tattoos commemorating the date of their GoT casting right after shooting this season if they had another year of shooting scenes together coming up?

Google says he's been married for three years, so disregard. Just look at him though

Bueno

Was Jaime ever going to throw that fucking spear or was he planning to joust Kelly C to death?

Bro, the raping was literally in last year. How did that made her unpopular?
Shilling, nothing more. Anyway, what does the Chinese/Japanese characters on Maisie's leg mean? Beef with spicy rice or spicy rice with beef?

He was barely holding it straight with his left hand, did you expect him to throw it accurately too? He just needed one more second to impale her, shame

It will be countered when Bran asks CIA why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

What did he mean by that facial expression?

He took Bronn's advice a stuck the golden finger up Cersei's bum.

Speaking of fingering bumholes, what is the writer's obsession with this?

The fake sympathy and Twitter "outrage" lasted for one (1) whole week in 2015, no one cared for her before or has since. She's D.B. Weiss' favorite character for some reason, that's why she probably lasted this long. Arya and Theon are Benioff's choices
Take three guesses, you might actually get it right. Seriously do it, that's how trivial it is haha

Reminder

Get outta here with that shit.

I'd take Joffrey over her any day of the week.

Osyters?
Clams?
Cockles?

He had a burrito in the golden hand, but it fell :(

Cuckolds.

Meanwhile the tumblr audience cheers as the character, Dickon, is burned. This is symbolic of the inherent superiority of the female over the man. Dickon will be burnt to a crisp while Daenerys looks on, with a smug expression on her face. The tumblrites all huddle together, and let out a nasty fart of gratitude over the empowerment of women. All of the men throughout the world are then slaughtered, and artificial sperm production results in the end of man, and the beginning of woman.

Guys please… It's Adventure. Really

I TRIED SO HARD

Aaaaand that in English would be unoriginal?

Don't you mean an open relationship

Also, got a pic of her ace of spades tattoo?

That chart is full of shit while also getting some right. Even King Manlet is still more likable than Maisie Sue.

Was Maisie the one into a spanking fetish and Sophie was one into a diaper fetish? I can't remember which was which.

Disgusting

Wow, it's like you're some kind of cuckold or something.

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Is that image about someone who is fat and retarded?

Well

Yeah, just like Queen Lardass herself.

Read my post again. I said King Manlet is still more likable than Maisiemodo.

Curb your Maisiehatred, user!

Everyone is more likeable than Maisiemodo tbh

Curb your autism & shite taste.

Well, sooner or later, the light of Maisie will fill your cold and empty heart with joy

Don't fight it, it's inevitable

My heart is already filled with joy from the sandsnek.

Though, finally seing Arya getting killed will be pretty nice too.

Did Maisie ever get fingered up the bum?

I don't really h8 Maisie the actor, she's not that much more retarded than the average twink star, or at least not yet. It's just that Arya the character makes me grind my teeth. At least Dany has the fatty memes going for her.

Would Tywin have been the best ruler of all-time?

i think maisie looks a bit too much like an ugly person.

Fair enough.

Probably.

Good, good, very good

His horse could lead the Lannister army better than his family could.

Let's promote his horse, just like Nero did! I believe the series will take avery unique turn then.

Like pottery

Who is her hairdresser?

A trap

It'd be pretty funny tbh fam - the trap would be much more feminine and qt than the actual "chick"

What's the bet that Sansa and Dany go Ass to Ass in Season 8?

It would be mildly interesting

Too impersonal, face to face Tribbing would be best.

For you

Dany's ass would swallow Salsa whole.

Just occured to me: How come there was basically no Lannister cavalry at this recent battle? So far we only saw Bronn, Jaime, the Tarlys and one more guy on horseback. That was it?

When will Jon be told that he is a Targaryen?

Lannister from what I've seen aren't big cavalry users so at least there is something that makes sense in terms of consistency. The North and Erie seem to make heavy use of cavalry it seems.

And what about the Highgarden ones?

That is a curious question although presume that the ones that did have cavalry never sided with Queen Comic Villain.

Maybe it doesn't really matter, because as far as I know, cavalry is pretty much useless in a siege, but as some user pointed out earlier, there were no siege weaponry involved in taking Highgarden. Probably because then it would be obvious to use them against the dragon.

They used the weebway to teleport behind their walls.

The line was stretched thin and Queen Fatass attacked the end of it.

Presumably the half of the Lannister army that's safe back at King's Landing contained a lot of cavalry as they escorted all that sweet Tyrell gold back home ASAP.

What if the Night King is the third dragon rider?

He is according to the leaks.

It was on a fucking poster!

Well good, having Dany fly to the north and burn down everything would be bit predictable, now wouldn't it?

Didn't the Rickon/Dickon meme predate this episode?

How does queen fatass teleport around westerous in a day?

The dragon looks cute not scary

I must have missed something but how the fuck did the dothraki get so many horses?

Dany hid them up her arse.

I mean it's obvious it was going to happen, but holy fuck, they're so incompetent for releasing that before the episode aired.

Considering that the gold is safe in King's Landing it's fair to say the other half of the Lannister army as seen in this episode with a mountainous backdrop is somewhere in the Stormlands near the east coast gathering food all the way.

So Dany and the Dothraki simply sailed/flew down from Dragonstone to sneak attack them.

Some characters have portable black holes, Dany has a clown car ass.

Bronn running from the savage scene was pretty well done in one shot tho
B R A V O

Why isn't Aegon Targaryen in the show?

It's cute that you think that.

Because he would have given Merkel a hard time and would have reduced her camera time. And the show writes probably just forgot.

Sansa is in big trouble if the horse take the lead

The hacker story is just a coverup, They are so incompetent that they leaked everything and are trying to blame someone else.

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Because introducing another Targ who also happens to be Dany's nephew besides Jon fucking Snow is just plain stupid writing.

It muddles everything and we've spent how long watching Dany gather her forces only for some dipshit jumping into the fray in the 4th book.

But GRRM is so dumb he has magically disguised Mance Rayder still being alive with 6 waifu ninjas as a prisoner of Ramsay Bolton instead of Rickon.

Is Jon also king of the Vale?
Is the Vale an independent ally, a client state, or are the knights operating under merc status and the Vale is ostensibly loyal to the iron throne?
Can Jon claim to be king of the Riverlands like Robb was?

Eh, why not. It's a soap opera, so if there isn't relevant characters presenting something, it might as well not exist.

Robin Arryn aka Mom Titty's is Lord of the Vale however his step-father Littlefinger is in charge. Both the Vale and the Riverlands are 2 of the 7 Kingdoms

The Frey's overthrew the Tully's in the Riverlands however Edmure Tully still lives and is rightful ruler and as blood uncle of the Stark children he'd be an ally but he's in a dungeon somewhere. With the Frey's all but dead (Although his daughters still live) the Riverlands leadership is up in the air completely.

But how would she know where the lannister forces were, spose you could say Varys spies.

This is now a dubs thread

Dorne, the Stormlands, the Reach, the Riverlands, and the Westerlands (because Jaime isn't running them and neither is Cersei) are all question marks as to who is running them right now.

The Riverlands is not one of the seven kingdoms.

The Kingdoms are:

The North
The Reach
The Stromlands
The Vale
The Rock (the Westerlands)
Dorne
The Iron Isles.

The Riverlands is a region that historically has been disputed between the Vale, The Stormlands, The Iron Isles and the now defunct kingdom of The Trident.

Fake NEWS!

The Iron Islands are not one of the official 7 Kingdoms. The reason there are 9 regions today rather than seven is because The Kingdom of the Isles and the Rivers was separated into the Riverlands and the Iron islands following Aegon’s defeat of the Ironborn and liberation of the Riverlanders

Is boardwalk empire good?
I've been duped twice now and my trust is at an all time low from house of cards and Mr Robot.

By that logic, The Vale (previously The Mountain and Vale), The Westerlands (The Rock) and the Stormlands (not having an official name, but being united under a Storm King) are not amongst the official 7 kingdoms either.

And there are 8 lord paramouncies, not 9.

It's better than House of Crads, especially in the early seasons. I'm not gonna pretend as if it's amazeballs and that there are not ebbs and flows, but Al Capone is an awesome character.

Fugg, excuse me, there are only seven lord paramouncies because Dorne is a principality.

good idea. slipping a few grams of pure nicotine in Maisie's drink would solve all our problems.

No wonder she looks so fucking old with her 30 forehead wrinkles.

It's called the Seven Kingdoms but there are actually nine of them. Seven is an important number to the Faith so they prefer that designation. Martin did that on purpose to represent the historical misnaming of things.

Nop.
It's just that the Riverlands and Crownlands were never kingdoms, at least not at the time of conquest. It was also called the seven kingdoms before the conquest.

They are now though. There are nine Kingdoms because each region has a Lord Paramount (except the Crownlands which has an actual King)

Are you guys serious or did you actually forget Salsa got Arya's friend killed, not to mention letting herself become a willing hostage that got Ned killed and fucked over Robb's rebellion?

She's scared of Arya because she knows she wanted to kill her.

Was going to say this. Salsa was on Arya's list.

They weren't named for their lord paramouncies, thus why it's the 7 kingdoms and not the 9, and also why the term is supposed to be older than the conquest.

Oh yeah, maybe salsa goes to betray Rob with littlefinger then arya kills her.

He's probably gonna play off her insecurities about being a shit cunt.

In addition to the Seven Kingdoms there's house Greyjoy of Pyke, rulers of The Iron Islands. Plus the Crownlands now ruled by House Baratheon/Lannister.

Since the start of the series, the Boltons took over the North and then fell back to the Starks. The Frey's betrayed the Tully's but have since been all but wiped out leaving no one in charge.Casterly Rock has fallen to the Unsullied but only temporarily until the real battle of the crown ends to determine true victory.

The Stormlands are essentially now under the crown's control since Renly & Stannis's deaths. The Tarley's betrayed the Tyrell's and have taken over leadership of the Reach and House Martell in Dorne is up in the air however some of Oberyn's bastard daughters still live but have never been seen and never will.

Which friend was this again? The lil dipshit who "fought" Joffrey?

How fucked would anyone be when a factions discovers they have the metallurgy techniques to develop firearms and decides to leapfrog military warfare into the Pike and Shot era and blow the White Walkers up with cannon?

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THE IRON KING IS ONE OF THE SEVEN WESTEROSI KING, THE RIVERLANDS ARE THE ODD ONES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Kek. Valyrian steel bullets would be story-breaking.

Valyrian steel would make absolutely shit bullets.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TACKLE A MAN OFF A HORSE?

Did you watch the battle? Lannisters haven't invented proper stirrups or saddles yet, so they couldn't even field any cavalry.

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Could be…

Isn't North a dumb name for a country though?

Now THAT is a stupid name

Yeah, who the hell was that?

I don't remember this at all. It didn't happen in the show for sure

SOON!

Are you retarded? What the fuck was Jaime riding, then? Two dudes in a bunch of leather?

Yeah, the practical effects are getting rough.

That really doesn't answer my original question, though.
How do you tackle a man off a charging horse?

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that would be hot

I want them to leak the proper Maisie nude

BE is one of the best shows and when it was on along with Breaking Bad I maintained that it was the superior show. It knows how to juggle a lot of really interesting characters, there's a good amount of action, and even though the last season was rushed it had a lot of high points.

any other ending is horse shit

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whoever told you either of these is good, you need to get that person out of your life

would be better if one of them was black

True, my dad is a prick.

I wish I could live inside her ass. I'd erect a massive mansion inside and dub it Assterly Rock.

10/10

Especially House of Cards, in addition to being leftist propaganda, it was also poorly written, poorly paced and poorly acted. Not even Spacey pulling off his usual pseudo-homo persona managed to help.

It's been teased since 2016, no leaks incoming, most likely fake.

I'd do anything for that to be real.

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Underrated post tbh.

Saved

theverge.com/2017/8/8/16111868/hbo-hack-game-of-thrones-personal-details-leak

Maisie fag now is your chance.

Watching second new season ep, scene with arya talking to hot pie repeatedly wiping her mouth between bites makes me want to throw furniture. Does she think that's acting? Was it in the script that Arya eats like a retard? How about this maisie: eat your food and then when you're FINISHED eating wipe your mouth with a napkin. Goddamn munter.

he's all talk

Yea that scene was really fucking bad

how barbaric

Or she will wonder why someone would fuck a girl with another man's face before telling them the flight plan?

OY VEY

What?

Maisie isn't mentioned

10/10, but I hated that scene too. Why did she acted like an asshole to a harmless guy who always did good for her?

A barbarian probably wouldn't wipe their mouth at all and if they did it wouldn't be 3 times between every single bite. When she's done even licks her fingers like a poc at kfc.

Ikr.

Just call them what they are
NIGGERS

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But Asians aren't niggers.

Asians are white you shitlord, its 2017

If you think words are edgy then you must live in quite the bubble.

anyone have the leaked phone numbers and addresses?i want to send emelia clarke burnt roses so she can be queen of the ashes

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Speaking of Bran where did CIA say "chaos is a ladder" originally?

in Game Of Thrones

season 3 episode 6 i believe. scene with varys in the throne room

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DA UUUUZI NEIN MILLIMEDAH

Holy shit that third ep!
Best ep since s6xe9 tbh

LFM ICC 25

HEY JUST WHAT YOU SEE PAL

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if they killed off Jaime without at least having him kill Queen Fatass or that dragon of hers, I hope Cersei drags that bitch through the streets of King's Landing and let the Mountain publicly rape her to death.

No way he is dead, Bronn ex machina will save him.

I want to believe, man. He was wearing a full set of armour & his metal hand, that's gotta be pretty heavy.

And even if he makes it, he'll be taken prisoner.
They should have given him a hero's death.

He survives and will be mad at Cersei for not helping against the White Jews in the season finale. Read the leaks, user.

I've got about as much faith in the leaks as I've got in the writers tbh.

Best case scenario GURM's been extra lazy and lifted part of the ending from real life: Dany is Richard II, and Jon(?) is Henry of Bolingbroke

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Explain pls.

Richard II was king of England, and Henry of Bolingbroke was his cousin.
Richard turned out be a mad tyrant king and was loathed by his people, he even had a private 'mercenary' army, carrying his white hart emblem.
It eventually got so bad that Henry (who had been exiled by the king) and a group of other nobles banded together and captured Richard, locked him up and let him starve to death. Henry then assumed the throne himself, his main claim to the throne was being a grandson of Edward III.

Dany is using her foreign mercenary army to attack Westerosi soldiers, I think this will be a massive fault on her part, and Cersei (and others) will use this against her for all it is worth.

Interesting.

Can someone explain the Maisie butt slut meme?

So Jon's going to let Dany shit to death?

She has a butt and is a slut.
:)

Robert Baratheon fits the Henry mold more
And the Lancasters being supplanted by the Yorks

I was really hoping Jaime would remove the lizard thot with his lance, but I guess I expected too much from this show.

PHAZED PLAZMA RAIFUL IN DA FOHTY WATT RAINGE

I feel so out of it. Is this some newfangled may may?

MAY CLOSE EARLY TODAY

whatever trumblinas start using these fag will too

It's nigger speak for hoe, which is nigger speak for hoe.

Just tell me how she got her horde from dragonstone to the reach. Where were her extra ships? Who sailed the ships, the dothraki?

Where have they been keeping all the horses? What have they been eating?

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Well, she needs to rule the land she never saw because her father had it, and he was awful and she acknowledges that.

A Proclamation from Queen Cersei I Lannister-Baratheon, First of Her Name, etc

I just paid off our national debt, liberating us from foreign influence, by using the funds held by a House which was leading its kingdom in rebellion.

I seized the grain of The Reach and had intended to use the grain to feed my army to quell the remaining rebellions throughout the kingdom. However, I am now aware that presently only the uninhabited Island of Dragonstone is in rebellion, and my home of Casterly Rock in the Westerlands is currently occupied by foreign eunuch mercenaries, now besieged by the faithful Ironborn. I had then intended to see to an equal distribution of the grain of The Reach among the Seven Kingdoms, so that all Westerosi will survive this Winter.

However, the daughter of the Mad King lit that grain on fire, along with my Lannister army, and the Tarlys, new Lords of the Reach. The Seven Kingdoms, especially our loyal subjects of The North, no longer have enough grain to survive the Winter. She brought with her the Dothraki horde on horseback, and used her evil dragons.

There is no other choice to be made: all Westerosi must unite to slaughter the Unsullied, the Dothraki, their horses, and the Mad Whore's dragons, and we will eat our enemies' flesh. This Winter, the Seven Kingdoms shall dine on dragonmeat to survive.

t. Cersei

remember that time dany said she didn't want to be queen of the ashes?

kinda sucks that the only weapon she has is some dragons, huh?

So weird that when she wins, the moral of the story is

Meanwhile the villain, Cersei

Shouldn't everyone love Cersei? She is the hero of this story, Daenerys is the villain.

It hurts that the supposed villains of our TV series are better rulers than anyone the kikes let you vote for.

I agree with everything else, but come on. Jaime is a goddamn true Knight who saved a city and has been faithful to one woman his entire life. He pushed Bran out a window but the fucker deserved it and he was protecting his family. He bravely charged a fucking dragon.

Tyrion is a spoiled drunken beta orbiter but Jaime is as gold as his hand.

My Lannister.

Jaime had an immaturity problem until he was Brienne's prisoner. He also constantly refused his birthright, by becoming a kinsguard, and turning down Casterly Rock.

He still lacks the political savvy that his father was trying to teach him.

He's a good man, there's no doubt about that, (probably the only good man Cersei ever knew, hence the love they share) but Jaime was arrogant, and is now sullen. He was never an apt pupil, while Cersei hung on every word spoken by Tywin.

If Cersei were born a boy, she would've been the greatest Lannister in history.

Aren't Cersei and Jamie twins?

Jamie had all the opportunities that Cersei would've had if she was male. Probably if Cersei was male, she would've just ended up the same as Jamie. Cersei only put so much effort into learning statecraft (and ruthlressness) because she wasn't going to be Tywin's heir because both Jamie and Tyrion took precedent. Jamie just coasted on the fact that he was all but guaranteed Tywin's legacy.

Actually, now that I think about it, if both twins had been male, one would've just killed the other at some point to become the sole heir.

yeah, it's not like it's FANTASY or anything

Yeah okay.

he was just an innocent kid, what are you on?

He didn't fly so good.

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Is that when a guy fucking his sister gets caught and tries to murder a child?

Pretty sure Joseph Campbell didn't find too many heroes starting out as attempted child murderers before crossing the threshold.

An innocent kid sneaking on people like a spy? He fucking deserved it.

Go back to bed, Grumm. This shit is willful hack writing and you know it, having read Tolkien's basics of world building.

If Robert found out, he wouldn't have just killed Cersei, we would have killed their children too. He wasn't just protecting the woman he loved, he was protecting their three children. Robert would have killed little Myrcella with his bare hands if he learned the truth.

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So how will Ice Maul kill the dragon? Forces his will on it? Stops it's heart? Throws an ice dagger into it's brain?

And if he can do this, why does he target one of the smaller ones, and only one?

That's all well and good except watch the scene (or the gif) not only doesn't he hesitate pushing Bran he seems to enjoy it. Why? Because he is a spoiled sociopathic sadist chad. And just who are you that identifies so much with handsome rich guys who never have to deal with any consequences? Is that you johnny depp?

Bran is a special case because of his time travel. He ruined Hodor's life before he was born. Since his future actions are in the past, his guilt is in the past as well. Bran was predestined to be a shithead, therefore he deserved it.

Joseph Campbell is shit and serious authors should avoid it.

Bran didn't intend to ruin Hodor's life and even if he did Jaime knew nothing about it, he did what he did out of pure chad evil.

I misread that as learning Starcraft

NEEEEEEERDDDDDD

And that's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a tower

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it was gonna, but then the Starcraft scene died

They will now have to switch to DOTAII

Just caught up, last 2 eps were TITS :^D
Predictions
>bran tells him guess what?, credits roll

Whats the story?

He fingered her up the bum.

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I figured

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Salsa can't be queen now that Bran returned.

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They dated IRL and had a doozy of a breakup. Can't find the article but it was confirmed her last contract insisted they never work together.
telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10693120/Game-of-Thrones-stars-Lena-Headey-and-Jerome-Flynn-not-on-speaking-terms.html

10/10 post

Not so sure about that one.
Not so sure about that one.
Tyrion killed their father (& mother), and he betrayed his family and House by joining an usurper, helping them conquer their ancestral home and advising a queen who just massacred some of their forces, burning them alive.

Fuck that dwarf traitor.

Thanks! I try also the arya vs brienne scene made me a maisiefag for a minute or two, don't tell anyone

Not saying it won't be awkward, that's what will make it so kickass. As if Jaime would care about any of that stuff anyway, this is the same guy who could care less about the death of his own kids except as an excuse to fug his sister.

Well, Cersei has done a lot of despicable things, but this would be too much, even from her

I’m sure Jaime love(d) his kids, but he loves his sister the most, and by joining Queen Fatass he’s betrayed her and their House.
Doubt that Jaime would/could forgive that.

The original outline for the series is better than the bloated mess it ended up as, you now have characters like Sansa that weren't meant to survive taking up key roles probably because they're popular on Tumblr.

And when she craps it out you can call it Stinks Landing.

I'd like to ask for your help, /got/!

Mophie's episode of Carpool Karaoke premiered yesterday, and I really want to watch it and create some reaction Maisies from it! If anyone could get a torrent/copy for me, that would be wonderful!

do they sing Africa by Toto?

I don't think so, but who knows?

Between the queen of thorn's prophecy (she'll destroy you) and his (no doubt symbolic) sinking at the end he's well set up for a major character shift. Think about it
Without cersei there's nothing left tying him to king's landing whereas Dany has casterly rock to offer him, not to mention all the foreshadowing with Brienne which switching sides would finally pay off.

Won't it be all over Jewtube?

No way, they are cracking down on disturbing and offensive content big time.

Still probably better than The Mist

It's exclusive to Apple Music, so far as I know

So Sophie is ugly? I thought most people like her

There are no "villains" in GoT, except the ice zombies beyond the wall. The closest we ever got (pun unintended) to a "static villain" was Joffrey. Remember that cunt? He was a Lannister, even though he didn't know it. Cersei was stuck in a cognitive dissonance bubble, she hated him because he was a stupid cunt, but loved him for being her (illegal) son, born from an incest.
During Joffrey's reign, everyone hated the fucking Lannisters. Not only the characters themselves, the viewers. Jaime was a dumb spoiled chad, Cersei acted tough but couldn't bring herself to slap the living shit out of her son for being a cunt, Tyrion was fed up with this shit and everyone and his family gave him shit for being a dwarf. In his last dying breath, Joffrey accused Tyrion of poisoning him, remember? Everyone believed Joffrey because Tyrion was the only Lannister who wasn't stuck in the cognitive dissonance everyone else was. Tyrion was imprisoned and was going to be executed by his own family for a crime he didn't commit and wasn't stupid enough to commit.
Meanwhile, Queen Fatass was causing havoc overseas and everyone rooted for her. She was bitch-slapping arrogant royal cunts everywhere she went and with that, everyone thought the same fate awaited the Lannisters once she would've reached King's Landing.
Fast-forwarding, Jamie has his ego shattered by a woman, his hand gets cut off and stops being a dumb chad. Cersei gets royally fucked by a psycho religious cult. The resentment gradually shifts from the Lannisters towards the cult, who were even bigger cunts and when Cersei literally blows them to smithereens, everyone is cheering her. Pity also comes in, since in this ordeal, she lost all of her surviving sons after Joffrey, who showed to be promising rulers.
Now? Queen Fatass has become drunk on her own badassery and is slowly turning into a bigger cunt than everyone she defeated before. The last episode where she was such a whiny bitch to Jon Snow basically put the last nail in her coffin. People are giving up their support for her, except feminists and cucked numales.
The only house that nobody can realistically feel resentment towards to are the Starks, since they have been constantly dumped on by other cunts, for not being cunts themselves, since the first season.
TL;DR One season you hate one guy and wish him an horrible death, the next season you wish he would sit his ass on the Iron Throne. It's a fucking rollercoaster and it's what makes this show great. Trying to argue "X was always better than Y! muh X" just shows you're a fucking 'tard.

Naw without makeup, complimentary lighting and bulimia sophie's a garbage fire too.

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Nah, this is a very black and white show.

Joffrey was a good king.

He only had two failings.

Of course, he was the son of the king and the richest family.

Who wouldn't? Plus people would laugh behind his back about him being an inbreed.

So imagine yourself. Born to the king, filthy rich, tons of servants, everything you want is yours. You're gonna be a snob. Then the king dies, and you're suddenly king. You have to take care of your mom and your two younger siblings (who are both very sweet kids).

A ruler needs to be feared first, loved second. That's why he was a perfect match with Margarery. You have to stop rebellions before they start, so Ned had to die. Every move Joffrey made was what anyone in his position would've done.

R. I. P Joffrey, the last good king.

t. Jack Gleeson

The Prince was a satire user

Yet, somehow Dany is the good guy and the Lannisters are bad

Hate to break it to you user, but war isn't murder. That specific battle was a massacre though. That's to be expected though, when you have a flying lizard that breathes fire hot enough to melt stone.

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What is the bet that Qyburn skips the Renaissance and goes straight to kickstarting the Industrial Revolution by himself?

You are right, Stannis wasn't evil.

No, you are right, war is an armed conflict - what Dany did in the 'battle' was murder - a war crime. She killed soldiers who didn't have a fighting chance by burning them alive.

Fuck yeah! That sounds badass - like 'Orc Wars', but on a budget.
Qyburn is one of the best characters on the show.

Get a load of this guy.

Not in the books but show writers made him evil.

Also the Freys were evil.

Petyr dindu nuffin

he a good boi

They made him worse, not evil.

Dude he burned his own fucking daughter alive.

Le epic schemer man who pulls strings and backstabs people.

To save his men, she would have died of the cold or starvation anyway, if she wasn't captured and probably raped to death by the boltons.

nothing wrong with that

I'd be too scared of getting grey scale tbh

Would be worth it for that sweet, sweet cunny

A few weeks later your knob is getting covered in grey scales and each erection leaves you in agony.

Worth it.

I'm on to you Hershel.

But he didn't save his men, they all died too.
Couldn't even save them from 20 good men.

Got any other good ones?

There was nothing stannis could do to prevent D&D from fucking him over.

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Those trips confirm!

Arya is also evil, murder is always wrong.
And she kills people whenever her ugly face shows up on screen.

They're going to kill Euron, aren't they?

No trips to confirm these baseless assumptions!
Well, let's see: She is a girl who wants to play games like the boys do, but her parents doesn't allow her. Also the only one of her many siblings that truly loves her is her bastard brother, who later turns out to not to be his brother at all! Then she witnesses both her parents killed in ugly ways, travels with a guy who has 0 concerns for other people or their lives, then witnesses his "death", not to mention seeing other people die at the hands of people she starts to hate. After all of this, she is offered an apprenticeship, where they beat her and make her clean dead bodies, then they teach her magical shit, and she survives an assassination attempt. After all of this, you say she is evil? She was a cool little tomboy, she didn't wanted to be what she is, but all the shit she had to endure lead to it…
How many people did she killed in the previous episode or at the one before where she meets Hot Pie?

BUSTED

MAISIE IS A MAN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS

Arya is going to be shot with a crossbow and then thrown off a wall

Except that Ned hired a first sword of Braavos to train her to water dance. Seriously do you faggots watch the show or read the books?

No.

I'm sure the families of the dead will be happy that their oppressive white fathers are now dead.

She didn't just attack the soldiers, she razed the countryside, lit wagons and horses on fire, doubtlessly killed some smallfolk. She also let loose her savage horde, which will now rape and plunder the entire kingdom. The entire continent ought to be united against her. There's now thousands of children without fathers because of her, and tens of thousands of families about to get "culturally enriched" in their squishy fuckholes.

They can legit have CIA ask someone if the show why they would stab a man before throwing him out the tower window and have fanbois creaming themselves everywhere

When he meets his bran