Samurai Jack

S C O T S M A N F O R E V E R

I lol'd

Fresh new preview for this week's episode

Fucking knew it, Ashi focus will ruin this show

Jack will die, Ashi will take over

Ashi will kill Aku with the sword

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Please don't user.

I pray to the gods above that this next episode is a Jackless one off.

we're doomed to 5 episodes of ashi

pls

Why?

it's culture user. It's how language works. Get used to it or be miserable forever.

I'm also afraid. Hold me.

We all are afraid. We don't know if Genndy is going to shit on his own legacy.

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Since the drawfag user hasn't come here yet I'm gonna repost his WIP from the previous thread and garner some critique for him.

IMO the hands on the left girl are too small, even putting perspective into account; they're supposed to cover your whole face.

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I guess my future is nothing but misery.

Reminder I storytimed the SJ comic, now at chapter 7, here >>>/storytime/9121

I don't know much about drawing but I thought some things looked off… Corrections in pic.

If anything other than Jack killing Aku with his sword happens I will be fucking ripshit pissed.

Don't do this Genndy, I've already taken enough disappointment, my heart can't take much more.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

ebin

Lots of good reaction images here.

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Д А , Т О Ч Н О ! !

Repostin'.

why you anons think this is suppose to be a allegory to the migrant crisis? Rather than middle eastern the guy comes as Russian just like Boris from the ambush episode. The rat faced guy is ok tho but considering the multicultural inspiration Genndy had for the original series I really think you guys are wrong on this one.

if he looked like a muslim, it would be too obvious

No it ain't an allegory people.

But it means that he's a guy willing to put aside most politics and just make a fucking cartoon.

Something like Steven Universe would never have the balls to ever portray immigration as anything other then a positive light.

This. They showed Aku doing shit similar to this back in the original series, just in instances instead of an institution, and it was shown as an institution this time to display the scope of what Aku does to Ashi.

>foreign criminal realizes that he will not be punished for his cultural differences

I mean.. It's not that much of a stretch, but I could see how it could just be handwaved away as "Aku is evil and lets evil people do evil things to good people"

It could be a very subtle redpilled moment. That would make it great. Subtlety. Nothing any other modern cartoon creator can really pull off anymore.

user he has an afro, and niggers lips. It's pretty obvious.

I thought that was a Russian hat?

The absolute madman. Literally /ourjew/.

Yep… Its definitely this. Which is why it makes better than most blatant propaganda in other comics and cartoons.

Because middle eastern migrant refugess are all about them afros and them nigger lips

Migrants are not coming just from the middle east user. Have you been paying attention at all?

I'm pretty sure it's hair.

Nope. I've been busy watching cartoons.

Aren't most immigrants innocents fleeing the Syrian crisis and constant conflict?

Yes, the vast majority are, but there's a fair number, and this doesn't just apply to Syria, who are indeed criminals attempting to get a new identity without a record.
All of those crimes the right like to pull up and the left like to ignore are most likely committed by criminals, not random refugees, but due to proper vetting by the host countries, they make it such a big fucking problem.

Really, if they just made a couple phone calls to the country of origin and got some documents faxed through, neither side would be going as mental as they are over the crime problems.

Actually, the vast majority are North Africans and middle easterners. Syrians makeup a small amount of all the people flooding into Europe and Canada.

Most of the people tearing about Sweden right now are Somali, for instance.

They're still mostly trying to get away from unstable governments and terrible living conditions. This is why improving the standard of living in places like Africa would go a long way to stemming the flow.
Fuck if Africa got their shit together they could rival China in economic power.

There's a way out, kill niggified internet culture

I doubt that would ever happened. Every time Africans are about to do something good for themselves they somehow fuck it up.

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You really think it's that easy.
You're pretty naive dude, these countries don't have the systems in place you think they do.

They get paid billions in foreign aid from western countries and they still manage to fuck shit up. This 'getting their shit together' is never going to happen

it will once the chinks take over

Is this good or bad?

I am in general agreement with these changes

They don't want Africa. They hate blacks and the white man has taken pretty much everything of value from there

No. Most are going to Europe to get free handouts of money.

It was hyperbole, my man.

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(oh you poor summer child)

Can confirm. I'm lucky enough to live in a country poor enough for mudslimes to consider not worth living in. Interviews done with the rapefugees on the borders all yield the same answer: "This country has no moneys! Why would I stay here?"

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As long as we remember her,
she will live into our hearts.

I'm not digging the new look they gave these guys

Also:
Maybe she will be remembered by the wrong kind of people, lol.

Just like Ashi

They're wearing cloaks

Scatbot survived

They're just wearing robes, user. It would look goofy if they tried to get Ashi without wearing them.

Maybe you're right. Also,
KUNG FU WOOLIES
That's something I'm hyped for, maybe the Good Jumpers will also return to show off their sick moves.

Guess who is coming back.

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You lie.

FUCK THIS SHOW
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he's going to tell Aku Jack has no sword.

Gendy, you should give a bigger warning if you're going to keep dropping bombs like this.

If I'm lying, I'm dying

Some more stuff that we'll see in the upcoming episode.

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The horseman is showing jack the results of all his past victories, calling it now.

Why do you torture us so?

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Only 2 more days user, TWO MORE DAYS

OH YES

I keep forgetting Ashi is just human. When I first saw her in the previews I assumed she was some kind of monkey person.

Well she is isn't she?

In some alternate universe Aku has a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

>Scaramouch exploded in the first episode
>But they specifically showed us his head survived
>This was intentional establishment for episode 6
[spoier]>Aku is going to learn about the sword[/spoiler]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? STORYTELLING?

STORYTELLING? IN CURRENT YEAR + 2?
FUCKING UP SPOILERS? IN CY+2?

>more ravers
Excellent.
Though I don't get the 2nd or 3rd pictures. They look generic, though the 2nd might be the lava monster?

PLEASE BRING HONOR TO THIS DICK

How do you keep getting these user?

I bet he's a cuckchanner reposting a leak from there.
I'd check, but every thread I go to there fills me with disgust and sadness.

I checked.

I'm going to be blunt; I felt the cold touch of death on me.

It's fucking terrible there.

They did have some spoilers, but the thread was on the way out.

Is your tolerance really so low these days, or is 4/co/ really that bad now? I was lurking 4/a/ up until about a year ago and it was shit but the kind I'm used to, I haven't been to 4/co/ in forever.

While 8/co/ was out during the april fools prank, cuck/co/ was mocking Samurai Jack fans while hailing Reddit and Memey

He's Japanese royalty. Shouldn't his family be Shintoist or something?

I popped in during the hack. It's pretty fucking bad.

Maybe he had a change of faith? Considering that many other gods and mythologies are real in SJ as-well as that shinto chant creating Aku in the first place I wouldn't be surprised

Holla Forums Holla Forums is my first Holla Forums literally the only board I ever go to is teegee because of quests and to steal character art

Than some drama happened and quests were kicked off. It's a biazrro world for me because it's filled with really shitty threads like,

You can only post one picture (I've done like six and half fucking storytimes here, I will never give up the five picture limit) and everyone is sucking the other's dick.

It act more like a forum than a chan.

His mother told him this story, indicating his parents weren't either.

That or he was 3 and she just wanted to make some shit up.

They allow and have tripfags and namefags in every thread pushing their own memes and shit.
There's a few who tell them to fuck off, but mostly they just talk normally to them.

Also, a lot of them seem to of been taught by the mods that we're some shitty reddit-clone, so they don't even visit to see how much better it is here.

As I recall the reddit-clone attitude comes from people trolling and pretending to shill other chans during the exodus and after moot sold the site.

It's better that way.

I forgot you could only post one image at a time there. Goddamn, It's been a long time.

Why are the Gods such dicks? Like that one Egyptian God who didn't even bother replying to Jack after he completed the scarab beetle.

That new hair is much better than the Symbiotic lamentation we got so far.
Hope she sticks with it.

I imagine he was pissed about Jack letting Aku take over the world for however many millennia it's been, and that he was wasting his time looking for a time portal instead of just finding him and finishing him the fuck off already. If he had just focused on killing Aku while he still had his sword and THEN finding a time portal he wouldn't be in this mess.

They're Gods. Being a dick is part of their job.

It's official, people only like this show for Waifu-bait.

I don't know what to say, Huedubs.

Hoo boy. Anyone got that screencap of an user predicting Aku will go full Judgement Day in response to this news?

I'm glad there's so much fan art, I was afraid those designs were going to get torn apart despite finding them nice

Whoops

U ghey or somethin

M8 I am NOT GAY. I LIKE GIRLS AND VAGINAS

That being said, Ashi looks like a monkey fucked a chink and the worst parts combined.

So, the Ravers Three Blind Monks and The Lava Monster along with the woolies.

Looks like, it's a JACK IS A BADASS MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE SAVING Episode.

Why are we seeing all of these old allies and people Jack saved? Simple.

Jack is going to beat Aku with youtube.com/watch?v=pktMqkfvoBM

So is the baby going to appear again as a badass 50 year old guy/girl/whatever?

get a load of this newfag.
most of those so-called "syrian refugees" are not even from syria. they're fucking monkeys who failed at life back at their nests in the middle east and africa and moved to richer, cucked countries because they know they can get all the handouts and inmunity they want.

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Now that's an image I haven't seen in a while. That a Satan guide my cock. I never did figure out where they were from.

Check exhentai, I found it once on the non-sadpanda side.

more impressive is that the pants went with it

Where do I buy a set like that

At least the lewds will be legendary

Have you ever played The Sims?

Shit now I can't see that cut as anything but

If you only knew how bad things are…

I wish people would say when they're posting legit spoilers and not just porn.

I still call them Electro puppers.

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Oh my God! Is that Loss?

I'm expecting to see the baby, Da Samurai, at least one of the kids from the shoe episode..and Mr. Pibbles

Ashi just looks and sounds so terrible.
I don't understand why people find her appealing, she's easily the season's weakest character.

Are the ravers doing this?

Are the episodes being made live?

SYMBIONIC TITAN IS A MASTERWORK AND IT STILL HURTS

You worthless scum.

How does it feel to be the worlds most foolish fool?

Looks like Jack got 20 times better.

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What if Jack goes back to the past and finds out he was Aku all along.

Stop Posting here Jayden Smith.

Why is he noticeably whiter than his parents? Did the Empress get BLEACHED?

Gotta get
Back to the past
Hapa Jack

Okay, so saved monks, the rave kids and none other than the innkeepers daughter hosting the rave making an S sign, even though it's been 50 FUCKING YEARS so they should be a lot older than middle aged, the remains of the Viking, and low hair nude Ashi.

Wut.

wait, the fucking Monks should be ancient now.

Goddanmit.

Interesting fact. As whites turn yellow with Liver Disease, Japs turn fucking white.

Get the fuck out tumblr.

I guess the only condolence I can offer is that at least you're not Mexico.

HOW CAN ASIAN BOYS EVEN COMPETE?

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And Jack is the same shade as active, much travelling, adult so it's not mere lack of exposure as a child of nobility.

You aren't white though

Hmmm who could be behind this post?

Get em outta here

t. South African

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What did they mean by this

iktfb

It's a hint at the series end. MAJOR SPOILERS WARNING:
>A new series begins: Samurai BLACKED

at least you don't get trips for such a low energy bait.

Confirmed for Honrubruuuu dickings, that are highly vanilla with Dynasty warriors tier downtime composition for the action.

This is dumb but I do hope that guy comes back as some old master of Bushido who modeled himself after Jack.

Louis go and stay go.

Looks like a job well done.

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oh god, that's a bit worrying. I really, really hope that's not some serious foreshadowing for Ashi. The Screen leaks still have my dick rock hard, though.

ver 2.0

It'd be wierd for the third guy to be brought back, because he's already up in Valhalla

sage for doubleposting

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She looks like Mulan in that.

Anybody know how I could contact this smug son of a jew? I want to send him an old fashioned not-too-angry letter.
Can't find him on facebook or twitter and any page that claims to have his email is a bogus scam.

Find his address and send him a physical letter.

The season will end by the time it gets there.
And the closest thing I can find to a real address is a talent agency:
fanmail.biz/462.html

Ask Craig McCracken.

well at least I can contact him ion twitter

I can see you won't be going far in your quest.

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Enjoy the dirt moleman.

New episode when?

5 hours

Oh baby

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What about the mudslime immigrants in the second episode?

This.

Jack's purpose is to inspire hope and strength in others by facing Aku time and time again until he can finish him off. The way things are now, Jack has the potential to inspire not just Earth, but the galaxy to never be afraid of monsters like Aku. If the gods just stepped in and fixed it easily, there would be nothing to learn and no strength for the future.

Fuck no. This is best left as a miniseries that finally ties up all the loose ends. We don't need Jack to get whored out to AS or become another Korra.

Well fuck…

I actually got to speak with him once and even stayed in touch for a bit via emails. I even got the chance to speak with Chris Battle too thanks to him. I ended up fucking up horribly after I sent him a link to incest spaghetti porn by mistake.

Don't even joke about that.

That's why I'm hoping that this will truly be the end. I don't want to risk it being corrupted the longer it goes on.

That's /r9k/ levels of fucking up right there.

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Meme responsibly please.

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Please stop. For the good of us all. Stop.

STAHP

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I'm so glad you can't get dubs.

watch me
KEK GIVE ME DUBS

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Kek is not with you.

==I BETTER GET DUBS THIS TIME

fuck you mayne
i guess the series is saved

That's what you get for trying to force it.

You filthy jinxing newfag bastards and your cursed memes best not fuck with this show anymore.

Thank goodness. We're safe once more.

GET BACK TO THE PAST, JACK!

Please… Please go back or just kill Aku at least. Just give us a true finale… I beg of you. Don't drag it on…

GET BACK TO THE PAST, JACK!

(dubs of truth)
That fail.
I can just applaud to this.

I know many of you probably think its a joke, but it isn't… I was so fucking pissed at myself that I fell into a deep depression afterwards… I could've been friends with the greats or hope that some of their greatness rubbed off on me. Or that I could learn a bit from them and hopefully ascend to ranks like theirs someday. But I fucked up horribly and lost contact with great people because of it, and I hate myself every day for it. That was almost 6 or 7 years ago and not a day goes by where I don't hate myself for it.

Why were you emailing anyone that shit? Who discusses that shit with anyone besides user?

I said it was an accident damn you. I was trying to send him a link to something else. Specifically a picture of a certain character.

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(Checkd)

Son of a bitch, I think I remember you saying this shit in 2015

Links to new episode when?

Probably after it airs, smart guy

Stream where?

Well, that makes me feel better about my paranoia regarding emails. I normally sit on replay for at least 30 minutes, double checking everything and making sure that nothing could offend anyone and everything is right.

watchtoonamionline.com/
ustream.tv/channel/thekingslounge

so, how thicc do you think this episode will be?

Thanks user

extra thicc. nothing less than that

an ordinary amount

Good times… Where do the years go? Wait, those weren't good times at all. 2015 was horrible.

JACK SOON

Lots of cartoon asian nudity.

Holla Forums was a lot better.

RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHH

ITS GONNA HAPPEN!

UHH IT'S STARTING

My pants are down and my dick is ready

BACK. BACK TO THE PAST

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Oh shit, was that Zorak at the start?

JACK FUCK THAT 2YUNG4YU ILLEGAL AZN PUSSY

Vengeance! Thy name is the Lone Locust of the Apocalypse!

SCARAMOUSH IS BACK BAY BEE

I thought her chain scythe broke.

well wollies became irrelevant very fast

Scat bot is back

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HIPPYTYHOPP BABEE!!!

Fuck. He is still alive.

How old are the monks at this point?

I AM NOT HAPPY ANYMORE

Well, it's obvious this was going to be a revisit of Samurai Jack's past deeds.

damn.

old as they need to be. now shut up

Never trust black goo

Silly me, I thought it aired at 11pm.

This enrages me more than anything else Aku has done.

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Bravo Genndy

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TALKING PENIS

He actually said it, the mad man!

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what.

Why doesn't Scaramouche just use his powers to make him fly?

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well, there goes the episode

Also someone needs to screenshot "Aku's top assassins." because one of them might be the guy in Jack's visions.

Because FUCK YOU. That's why.

What is with the pacing on this episode.

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

This is going to end with Scaramouch confirmed kill without getting in touch with Aku thanks to Ashi, isn't it?

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it's a flashback episode
in a season that only has 10 episodes
brilliant move gendy, you fucking penis

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I was saying the same thing, it's going way too fast. Also Scaramouche says what everyone was thinking.

Because we only have 10 episodes. Now sit down m8. This ride is going fast.

Oh my god the frame rate.

From what I understand, Jack disabled his power by breaking his neck. Look at the first episode and you can see his neck is messed up before Jack kills him

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

Stream for the new ep:

original.livestream.com/thekingslounge2

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Oh shit

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!

THAT WAS PAINT ALL ALONG?

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Best episode

THAT WAS SKIN?!

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The intrigue of reading this thread without being able to watch the stream is killing me.

Are you feeling it?!

ARE YOU FEELING IT?!

I'M FEELING IT!

SAM OO RAI YES

Is that fucking Astro?

Why would his head float?
Because it's full of air.

oh god
samhoorai

SAM MOO RAI MY NEGRO

Thank you Lord almighty for Genndy and this blessed episode

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What was the bump limit here? 300 or 400?

RIP Popeye

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SHEEEEEEEIT IS TIGHT

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I thoughts we wuz pals Jack!

This episode is god-tier

DEMONGO YES

Aw.

OH SHIT SON

Cheeky japansie

>MY MASTAAAAAAHHH
Thank you Jesus!

JACK NO

THIS HAPPINESS OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

jack is going to sepekku?

You wouldn't happen to still have his email right?
I still remember you sending some weird porn to Gennedy

SODOKU

Congratulations faggots. You called it.

Jaaaaaaackie! Stop! What are you doing?!

MEGA WHEN

It is time

SEPPAKU

DISHONURABU

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GOD HAVE NO MERCY UPON YOU REDDIT! I KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS

NIHILISTS BTFO

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INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES MY DUDE

r8 the ep, lads.

Fuck… I need a breather from all this win.

bretty gud

Fuck what happened to lantern head I just missed it.

Oh I get it. Cause her skin is ashes.

Pacing was kinda weird, but still gud

GOAT. It had it all - samurai rave, best robot, old timers showing up, lolis, nude assassins, bath scene, qt Ashi green dress, cheeky humor, seppuku, and ghost got explained

i didn't like the first half because bad pacing
but man
the references
the naked penis
ashi's fucking skin
9/10, one of the best episodes of the season so far

Yep and one of the robots in the bar was popeye

First half was pretty weak but the second half was great.

loli porn when?

Great episode.

seriously, what the fuck has gendy been smoking
this episode went all out on language

9/11 out of 5

Oh fuck, that means shadbase is smacking his lips right now

This.

This is what I wanted since the start and fuck me lads, it's going to get wilder

I am surprised at the talking penis remark. Wait a second though, the black suit is just charred skin? They were all naked the whole time?

No one cares for your shitty eceleb

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I missed the stream
I NEED IT

Y…Yes

I didn't expect to see a naked loli on prime time television.

I didn't expect a lot of things.

t h e y w e r e a l w a y s n a k e d

You misunderstood me, I'm concerned that faggot will be capitalizing on that.

I… I FEEL HUMAN AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HOPE, TRUST AND BELIEVE AGAIN!

And I can finally put my past shame with the Genndy emails behind me

I love how it feels mature without going too overboard.

Yeah, that's fucking impressive.

Meaning Ash and her sisters were nude the entire goddamn season.

snake?
SNAKE?!
SNAKED!!!!

Don't worry user, he will take up the sword again to help Jack in the final battle.

No one cares

…Gendy E-mails?

Pic-related is exactly how I feel right now. Except I found it.

my dick would explode.

But wait if that's the case, it means all the porn is incorrect.

I hope you're right.

you realize that not only were Ashi and her sisters all naked, but the rest of the cult were probably naked too

though if you think about it…
they worship AKU who doesn't wear clothes

Rude!

Fuck that disgusting edgy faggot. He will not taint this pure and delicious loli.

The idiot sent porn to Gendy by accident seven years ago and ruin their email friendship.

No they had robes. HOWEVER the giantess probably was.

>Lewd!
FTFY

Speaking of pic related.
Anyone have know anything about this one Doujinshi about health class? It was great.

Oh, I remember that.

you misspelled lewd

Rude, lewd and crude my dude.

In a scale of 1 to EXTRA THICC How do you rate this episode?

Also even though we know who Honda was now, I still think Aku's top assasins are a detail we shouldn't forget. Someone get that screenshot.

The reason they showed bare loli is because Jack's gotta get back to the past.

EXTRA THICC

I've never felt so much love and happiness in one go. Thank you Genndy. Bless your face, for you are truly doing God's work.

He's gonna jamurai`t up into her past up to the sack.
jamurai sack!

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You are a shitposting penis, user.

mega.nz/#!r5wj3YRL!AeptI4zyNMVBl5tFUP0CLBmKstJEhUJBbole9bmBNJc

EXTRA THICC AND EXTRA LARGE

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Thanks Gendi.

THE THICCEST

I dunno man I just don't like how paint feels on the skin

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I need a cigarette.

Goddamn

Thank you, user.

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As soon as mega file will finish downloading

Arigato

Thanks

IT BEGINS

Man, normally I don't like it when a show does nothing but callbacks but this time I felt like I just got my fucking dick sucked. This was a good goddamn episode.

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Gonna be honest, I thought they were gonna do a callback to the Haunted House episode when they showed Ashi running in the rain. The Sam-oo-rhai bit was still good though.

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There are a lot of implications. Don't forget about Jack having to pluck all those needles out of Ashi's tits, and ass.

Nah but getting your ass kicked just for looking outside should do it.

Oh and GET

I was hoping for the Sam-moo-rai to take out Demongo in a show of wizened strength though… oh well.

Oh god there's going to be porn of that

I think it was supposed to just make their skin dark so they could be better assassins.

How is Demongo even alive?!

Oh well.

We never did see him die.

The dawn of a new fetish was ushered in tonight. Bravo Gendo Tartarsauce

This happened. He pulled the needles from her bared ass

Oh GOD.

Quads confirm

EXTRA T H I C C

It was always assumed Aku crushing him killed him.

His head was put in a jar or some shit by Aku right? He only got the snot beaten out of him by his slaves.

Oh right, I remember now.

Quads of implication

Yes but Aku crushes him after he begs for forgiveness.

quads confirm animated porn of this

anyone want to take bets on a dexter's lab call back while we're at it?

HHHHNNNNNNNNNGHHHH

If only.

That might be too much, but it sounds great.

Let's see who got it

Here's the list

How long until someone goes and animates in the vaginal lips in every episode?

I'm hype

A man just can dream

Edits abound, my friends. Edit abound.

Think about it. Some nerdish looking Thundarr-esque hero in a lab coat with Action Dexter's VA shows up to team up with Jack and fight a fat guy with bowl cut hair with Mandark's fucking laugh. It could've worked in the old show as a nice ode.

so we have four episodes left. how do you think it will pan out?

Thanks
Deathblow sounds dangerous. Can't wait.

They will be honored as lewd heroes of Holla Forums for all time.

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In every frame, I mean.

Even the ones without the daughters?

Gives me Sam-moo-rai vibes

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that's not even typical for that kind of dress, that is BARELY covering her tit

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Could it be… a Jim Worthy joke in this day and age?

I was skeptical of the new Jack.
But I just watched it first time today. The style is still on point.
I didn't think it would be possible. Feels just like the original.

Feels bad matey.

FUCCCCCK

why is she wearing lipstick and eyeliner even as a child?

Jack can defeat Aku in the future. But that would undo the existence of everyone in the future. Aku's reign brings destruction but also extraterrestrial beings and advanced the evolution of non human creatures. Jack would the be destroyer.

Damn you Zorak I miss you my old foe.

I think it's just natural lip color.

Best scene

satanic rape cults

Well what do ya know. That's how you spell his name.

Damn that would hurt like hell.

Since the sudoku was being attended by dead samurai, does that more or less confirm that he's Honda like we thought?

I honesty have no idea what's I'm going to do when this is over.

I don't want this ride to end.

Maybe.

It all blends together so wonderfully. Innocence, maturity, humor, drama, violence. Elements that are rarely seen together in any adult media because adult shit is too grim and serious or edgy. Its all too perfect… and sexy.

rubbing that rock on your tits and pussy would be harsh. Maybe it's like latex and she just had to get some of it torn to peel it off

Same. There's nothing for us to enjoy after this, but to be honest, I really don't need anything else. This conclusion is all that I'll ever need, and my descendants will only ever watch classics and this gem of animation and nothing more, not this tripe they call cartoons and tv now.

That's not how skin works user.

Make a ride of your own.

I remember Jack's sword fell into a ditch in a previous flashback but somehow he's gonna get it back via meditating in the next ep? How's that gonna work?

dailymotion.com/video/x5je9dz_xcvii_tv

The best things in life are great because they don't last. They are there for a time but must eventually end. We'll always have our memories of them. And we can always look back on them and smile.

mega link soon?

Talk about deep-throating!

user for god sakes read the thread.

The sword is magic and he used it for a long time. There's got to be some sort of psychic connection he can use to track it down.

Go back to feeling miserable, and hoping that cartoon that we've been waiting for years will be good. Once Jack ends, Venture Bros will be the closest thing to it in terms of quality. Maybe Genndy will be able to get some funding for his own project if Jack is successful enough.

People rub pumice all over themselves and are fine. "Blacks suits" were probably latex-like layer of sticky ash and tar. It would also explain why it could take water and snow.

Here , you lazy fuck

That's what I meant. Like peeling off sunburned skin.

Gotta admit, Ashi's leaf outfit is adorable

Pumice has been used since ancient times to shave and clean.
I've used it when washing my hands and arms after they got coated with pine sap. its just a bit of exfoliation.

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Anyone have a cap of that groovy lettering of Jack's title in Da' Samurai's speech?

she was nude this whole time

This world can't handle multiple Woolies

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Probably something involving the ghost Scotsman

You're right.

Thank you my dude.

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You either end as a good show
Or air long enough to see yourself jump the shark

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I was thinking how that scene could have been a slight nod to that.

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They only know about popular culture in the last 5 years.

They're understanding of culture barely predates the 80s, if you're lucky, babe.

They only jerk off about their headcanons. I remember they labeled uncle grandpa as a nonconformative nonbinary queer

HOW THE FUCK DID DEMONGO COME BACK, I THOUGHT AKU KILLED HIM OFF AFTER THE FIGHT WITH JACK
Unless demons can't die and Aku could only punish him

There was no hints about it.

It just works?

scaramouch?

He is a fucking demon… He probably just banished him to the Pit of Hate or something for punishment. This isn't really difficult to buy… In Warhammer 40K, daemons get banished to the Warp, they are never truly killed and it take ages for them to reform.

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Or get shittier like the Simpsons. It's a wonder how something that has been terrible for so long continues to keep getting renewed.

I would like to think that normal people aren't influence by any wikipedia entries, since even when I was in school, that was never trusted as a reliable source. I feel that a day will come when wiki's a purged because they have no semblance of uniformity. I've seen torrent sites that have a better set of guidelines than whatever wikipedia follows.

Something I didn't know I wanted

It was more of a throwaway visual gag.
Demongo was crushed while in that crystal skull. You didn't see him getting splattered, just the skull shattering, so maybe he got absorbed into Aku or some shit like that.

Best not to think about it and be happy he appeared a tall.

I thought he looked short.

Yes, the correct term is Scaramouche, but the character is called Scaramouch

I didn't like what they did with the Ghost Samurai, just some ghost tormenting Jack for no real reason, not a manifestation of his guilt appearing as hallucination but something even Ashi could see. I even thought it would be the Guardian somehow, which I hope they didn't just abandon after showing us so many old characters.

it was on the fan wiki, and in the trivia section of his page no less, so doubt many will be influenced by it.

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But can he do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.

I hate this expression. People who use it seriously never shut up about their retarded interpretations and, ironically, tend to force it on others. Then they get all flustered when someone points out their ideas are bad, don't make sense, and should stay in their heads.

Galileo?

Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

He's just a samurai, righting wrongs WHERES THE SWORD

He's just a poor samurai from a dead family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

ITS IN A HOOOOOLE
IT WONT SHOW ITSELF NOW

EXTRA THICK!!! YOU WILL TAKE EVERY INCH

It is probably a matter of where his sword was lost. There has to be a reason he wasn't able to go back for it. There must have been something to that pit, some reason he couldn't dive after it.

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Literally everything that's still on TV.

Let him go

EXTRA THICCCCC!!! THE FANART WILL COMMENCE!

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EXTRA THICK! THE AUTISTS WILL SPERG OUT

Never, never let him go
Never let him go, oh.

Sorry user. Thicc is out, plucking needles out of a painted body is in.

Well demons are astral creatures, so its likely all Aku's attack did was break him into pieces, so he likely restored himself over time. Either that or Aku revived him to try again and redeeming himself.

Needle Ass fetish.

Looks like someone (one of you guys maybe?) removed it. Anyone wanna bet how long it takes for the guy to get banned and for his edit to get undone?

we have to find out

Rufus "Super Midnight" Carter was always calling Shang-Chi "Babe".
Should I be shipping them?

So it turns out Blue Jack was Jack's inner desire to commit seppuku, while Honda was the collective will of all past samurais trying to make him commit seppuku for having failed his mission. But how come none of them knew of Jack's past victories?

they just get off to watching someone kill themselves in their graveyard.

They didn't care.

Perhaps they were just mad that Jack wasn't actively hunting down Aku / time portals anymore.

nah they were mad that he wasn't plowing EXTRA THICCC bitches with his hyper weapon

This is the true reason.

Seems like before they were trying to get him to fulfill his purpose, and when the kids died they decided he failed.

They probably did, but Jack had dishonored his family with his failure. Honor he could only restore by taking his own life with a sword.

>Including the childhood scenes

I know it's an adult show now but this caught me off guard and made me lol.

can I get the full spread of the Samurai Jack logo there as a full-sized pic like Ashei in

Why live?

shiggy diggy

Well the new episode was as medicore as I expected it to be.

Waifu-bait, language for the sake of "look how adult the new season is" and without much of a legitimacy to it, and they fucked up the Sah-Moo-Rai.

Oh come on, that was a funny line. Hell, the entire set of jokes before and after that line were family friendly. It's not like they're shouting damn, dick, tits, and so on for the sake of it.

The line is funny because of how restrained they've been with the language.

One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple Penis Person was a funny line sure, but the fact that penis-guy exists is pretty fucking dumb in and of itself. This season can't decide what it wants to be, it's trying to be super-serious and then be just as comedic and episodic as previous seasons.

It doesn't help that everyone fauns over Ashi despite her looking like a fetal alcohol chink, and this has prompted the writers to make her more and more of the shows focus.

It decided it will be whatever it wants, and that' alright with me.

But it's deciding it wants to be bad.
You're giving this show so many passes on shit you'd oppose in any other scenario because you want to appear cool and mature to the nostalgia crowd. This is the same impetus behind the Power Ranger's resurgence despite the new material being shit.

So just like the old show? Besides the emotion in scenes is fine. It's not like there's joke during serious scenes, serious scenes are serious and light hearted scenes are light hearted.

When the only defense for the shows shortcomings is that it's supposed to be nothing like the original show, you can't go back and excuse it for that reason.
This is trying to do both, but doing them poorly.

get back to the past, jack!

I think we saw more skin of loli Ashi than adult

No one has ever said that you retard.

Of course they haven't now that it's convenient to pretend they haven't.

i'm surprised they didn't just mention his older ability names

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What the fuck is wrong with that phone?
Did they cut its frame or something?

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Anyone else noticed that the Ravers didn't age?

Magical music babe

It's been a long time since I saw the Raver episode. Were they exactly the same? I assumed it was new ravers but the dance/song had just kept being played to become legendary status.

The chick with the purple hair buns was the same one that showed up in the original ep. Didn't recognize any other ravers tho.

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Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

GET BACK TO THE PAST, JACK

You forgot this one

Remember that this is still CN. Maybe Williams Street ordered Genndy to tone it down fearing clickbait butthurt

The chick with the buns from the original aged visibly. She's still hot for a 60+ year old, but she's clearly wrinkled. The others are probably just a new gen of ravers she's been teaching.

GODDAMNIT

Figures that bastard would ruin this precious gem. Also wasn't he in legal trouble or something?

He was, but apparently he circunvented it. He can't beg shekels in Patreon for NSFW commissions.

Is it nostalgia talking, or does the music seem generally less interesting than in the original show?

You should see the youtube comments on him. A lot of shits saying he's clearly gay and a dashing rogue who they hope turns good and joins Jack as an ally/love interest.

Where the fuck do these idiots come from?

I don't really remember any standout tracks in the original show and I rewatched the whole thing a couple weeks ago. SJ's sound design was always impressive, but I've never really cared much for the music. It's understated most of the time, which works well.

Liberal parents and schools.

Or people who know shit about cultural references. I bet they can barely know who's Sammy Davis Jr. unless it appears on TBBT or Reddit and Memey

A grand mistake if there ever was one.

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I really loved the soundtrack when the Daughters were hunting for Jack in the dark room.

the part look for him in the tomb room is an homage to ennio morricone's the ecstasy of gold

underrated

Sauce of pic?

Thank you.

wonder if deathblow is the evil spirit trying to get jack to kill himself.

Can't wait.

I kind of remember him sounding a little different. Sounds more like the cats from The Princess and The Bounty Hunters, Demongo originally sounded a bit hissier and less high pitched to my ears.

Yeah, I guess he realized he just wasn't cut out for it.

Plus the only person that could teach him was Jack and evidently Jack didn't really have the time to train up a disciple.

I had the opposite reaction, I found Demongo much easier to listen to in this episode.

I love how the choreography at the end here is just jack's old dance moves when he was trying to blend in with the crowd, 10/10 touch.

They likely tried to show it facing a little in front of Scaramouch, but not quite. I didn't really notice it.

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Remind me again why Sony cancelled Gendy's Popeye?

Oh I'm not debating the voice quality, just that he sounds different.

Not a bad thing, just an observation.

Because EMOJIS

I also can't really enjoy Aku.
I don't think Greg Baldwin is doing a bad job, but I just hear it and it's so close to Mako without being fully there and it puts me off.

I was saying that he sounded largely the same, but not as high pitched (thus the "easier to listen to" bit).

I think his voice is too low to be doing Aku, it's definitely dropped with age over the last 12 years. That and the whole "MexAku" effect going on.

Ah, yeah I see what you're saying.

Agreed. I think part of it also is that there was a subtle filter on Aku's voice in the original series that they don't seem to apply to Baldwin anymore.

It's a very subtle thing, but probably part of why he doesn't sound like his old self anymore.

Thanks

Are there links to the other season 5 episodes somewhere?

Torrents. Someone is uploaded on endchan (Holla Forumsres/161.html) for privacy reasons. Those are re-encoded to 360p libvpx opus (webm) to fit mobile phones. Always Re-Torrent.

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WACHAH is the most triggering sound in the world right now.

The music in Seasons of Death was a standout for me - especially Spring, god damn.

Also that all-too-brief piece in Samurai vs Samurai as Jack cuts up the robots in slow motion. I've watched that part many, many times.

Poop Emojis

dis bitch
been raving
for FIFTY YEARS STRAIGHT

Actually, the project hasn't been cancelled at all. The footage of Popeye was a test animation, a proof-of-concept shown to Sony, non-indicative of the final product. Although he has been removed from the project due to creative differences, the movie is still in production as staff is still being hired. In fact, they've just hired a writer, so be patient and eventually the film will come out.

I downloaded that thinking it was the original scene

Would bee neat if that was left as an implication.
He isn't some kind of legitimate force of Death because why the fuck would that lie to Jack about the kids dying? And he's not a manifestation of Jack's psyche because Ashi can interact with him. It is kind of curious to me that Ghost Jack has never appeared at the same time as Honda. Maybe Ghost Jack is another form of the same entity.

This scene confused me. Why would all the young ravers who hadn't been born yet care so much? Did the ravers from back then found some new culture/society and these are their descendants?

Maybe hero worship during rave music is their religion.

So Ashi and her sisters were naked all this time. It would explain why I kept gesturing pic related everytime they had a scene with jack

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Bump for upcoming episode

GET BACK TO THE PAST, JACK!