Felidae

Jesus CHRIST. I just watched this over at 420chan's Taimatube, and it certainly lived up to it's reputation. Brilliant movie, Germany's most expensive animated film to date, but the content makes Watership Down look like the fucking Care Bears film.
Great English language cast- Cary Elwes, John Hurt, Michael Ironside, and Boy George sang the theme…

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Oh yeah, and Michael Madsen, lol.

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FUCKING LINK

What?
Are you seriously demanding an hour+ long webm?
Are you an ant?

No, the MEGA link.

Why the fuck did anyone think it would be a good idea to animate a sex scene with cats, complete with fucking saxophones?

The movie felt way too condense honestly. Is it based on a book or something?

It's shit, honestly. Terrible book gave a terrible script for a comic movie.

I've watched like 2/3 way so far, and this is thoroughly uninteresting.

If you think it's good then I can only imagine it's because you're immature faglord who thinks he's super mature and has good taste for thinking swearing and sex equal good media. Not much better than the people who think juvenile dark and edgy reboots are for mature people while the original is for children.

"If you like something I don't like then you're a retard and my daddy can beat up your daddy!"

I haven't seen this movie, so it might well be a piece of crap, but you need to contain your autism. If you don't like it, that's fine, feel free to voice your opinion. Just don't go dropping turds like "if you think it's good then you're x" into the punchbowl.

I fucking swear. It's shit like that that keeps Holla Forums from finding a major userbase. It's fine to disagree with people, but attacking them personally because they liked a fucking cartoon is cancer.

Yes

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felidae_(Roman)

Better

I think you need to watch it then and stop playing a white knight for people on the internet.

The movie was all around bad, it had a mystery that I was mildly interested to know the answer to, but none of the movie managed to capture my attention in any form, and by the time it gave me the conclusion I was only interested enough to roll my eyes at it.

The scenes seem to be going nowhere at times, the animation fails to properly convey what the characters are feeling, some scenes drag out to unnecessary lengths showing nothing new or interesting, the movie barely makes it clear what relevance anything it's currently doing has to anything or when something is important, the gore and swearing and sex are absolutely unnecessary and add nothing to the movie, the character relationships seem to jump around like chapters were omitted from inbetween, significant events are just basically forgotten and have no consequences after they're over…

There's nothing that strikes me as good about this movie, there's only 3 reasons I can imagine someone liking it for; they're deviantart warrior cats-tier furry faggot, they see the embarrassingly unreserved and unnecessary handling of adult imagery/language and think they're a mature person for liking it, or the fact that nobody ever talks about it thus it's some kind of "hidden gem" or just makes you feel like that hip kid who likes unappreciated underground shit. Maybe there's a small chance someone thinks the movie and by extension the viewer is "smart" because the main character occasionally contemplates in his mind and tries to solve the mystery like a bootleg furry version of sherlock.

Why am i watching animated cat porn?

lol

Pretty much this. The movie was awfully terrible and I even gotten lost in confusion because of the terrible pacing.

Post it

OP already posted it. The scene with it starts at the 50 minute mark.

Francis had me at "Aristocats".

48:46
Oh God, Micheal Madsencat's face.

Hey, they got Christopher Plummer, too.

Just finished watching it, it was decent but it felt compressed and in the English dub they really overused the word "smart ass" (the dialogue and voices probably sound better German).
it was certainly violent, but most people talk about the cat sex scene, I didn't think it was that "hard to watch" or anything really, it was only like for 10 seconds.
overall I liked the movie and the soundtrack.

Kraut here, We watched this shit in School when we were 12, the animation was great but the Story is pure gore furry Porn.

Yeah, that movie was all kinds of fucked up. Who ever posted that in the tube really found a gem there.

Not your average cartoon movie about talking animals thats for sure.

Yeah, in German they call Francis "klug Scheiße", which is like "clever shit", which is a kind of running joke, and eventually he starts calling himself that. I guess cats don't have PIs, they have smartasses, lol.

But how about that 90's internet? On the internet, no-one knows you're a cat. NO-ONE.
Hee, in the later books, Francis has an e-mail account and everything.

Kind of disturbing to have a German movie with cat master race as a plot point.

Shiggy.

Why should that be disturbing, mein Herr?

Great books too, but the author went Batshit and a super racist… while being immigrant.

He makes some good points though like: Why do you get from your shithole to Germany for a better life, then make the same mistakes and turn it into a shithole too?

But mostly, he got batshit.

The Felidae book before the newest one is basically about a cat Israel and cat jews almost getting gassed and later thrown into an oven.
And the newest one is about cats being gods worshipped by egyptians and wormholes. It's super insane, still fun to read.
Main character defuses a nuclear warhead by pissing on it.

It's Klugscheisser and means Smartass.

It was meh tbqh. Good animation, nice scenes, fairly interesting story, but overall meh.

This tbh

I've seen it. I don't understand the autistic obsession over it. Some dialogue and scenes have absolutely no fucking point and sometimes come out as cringe-worthy. And no it isn't 2deep4u, stop trying to defend this hamfisted piece of shit.

sounds like his books got better.

This movie has some FUCKED UP shit in it. Who was the target audience for it, anyway?

this furry map might explain

lol, holy shit

Not really. It's a German website, so naturally there are going to be more there.

Why am I not surprised.

nope, that's usa, which is also the cuckold-fetish capital of the world, along with scat

This. And they fucking blame it on other countries, just because they won't admit. Just like… you know… lack of freedom and things like that.


You're a fucking pussy. It's aimed for adults, it's basically crime books but with cats and include stuff like near death experience, PTSD, racism between dogs and cats, genetic experimentation, war, holocaust, animal rights etc. And since cats are lousy actors, you turn it into a cartoon.

You know what has fucked up shit in it? Dance Mom. Honey Boo Boo. UFC. Talk shows. The shit coming from Murrica.

The author is polish and it's intentional.


Read it yesterday, issue 2 is so friggin disturbing. The humans being drawn at mice makes it just more creepy.

He's just really mad at that Legend of Zelda guy

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Akif Pirinci actually has Turkish roots.

see my post earlier.

What adult could take this seriously? It's a bunch of cats constantly talking about fucking.

And cod. Don't forget the cod.

.t butthurt germans

Just admit it user, Germany is the cuck capital of Europe and the rest of the world.

I just watched this 1 hour ago.
What the fuck OP. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

The OP is literally the full movie on youtube you cocksucking retard.

If you mean: Taking everyone threatened badly by their asshole society, while their home countries lead by dick comparing faggots blow each other to dust - then yes.

You can keep your retards though. Too late to come to us, begging for help. Late decision after years of living under utter fags who whine at each other like little kids in a sandbox and have to keep proving their manliness.

And finally: Interesting, you bomb the shit out of the middle east, the scum gets to our country and you blame us for this. You fucks should be responsible for the shit you do, but you are cowardly little shits since 9/11, while the rest of the world shows balls of steel towards terrorism.

You deserve another 9/11 to get off your high horse.

Okay, jeez, calm down, Mohammed

Valhalla bankrupted the animation studio that produced it, I highly recommend it with subs

lol

its bad
either bad writing or bad adaptation, animation was good though


This

glad germans have good taste

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dude imagine if animals could talk and think like humans

no way dude pitch that to disney

anyone know any other good German animated films?

What's wrong with this concept?

The issue is, that most cartoons take place in Germany and mocking German subcultures. So it's hard to watch for others, I guess. Felidae is the only one working multi-national.
Except maybe "Werner - Das muss kesseln" and "Das kleine Arschloch".

"That Little Asshole"?

Is the movie actually named like that in English? Hilarious.

But yeah.

Oh, I don't know, I've never heard of it. I can't find any reference to it being translated .

t. Eurotrash