I'm a girl ask me anything

>>835478782christ you fucking idiotsyou stay here for the next hour demanding that this faggot proves he's not a troll, to show how you will not be trolledevery, fucking, time

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>>835478692If the girl is into it too, then no. I'm pretty sure a lot of women today secretly have a rape fetish because feminism forbids them to want to be dominated by a man, so you might get lucky. But, ah, just to clarify, you shouldn't do any rape play with a girl who's not your girlfriend. Then it's just rape.

>>835478868Oh no im not here for OP posting whatever. Trust me i have more faggot shit to do. Im just saying that this is littearly the only time in fucking weeks where the tits or gtfo rule actually applies. Chill out my guy.

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>>835478868Welcome to 4chan: 2020 Edition.More Incel than ever!More gullible than ever!More pathetic than ever!

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>>835478784I don't? I love my boyfriend's dick at least. Gosh, that's actually kind of embarrassing to write on the internet, but this is an honest-response board.And if this is directed at women in general, I don't think any woman actually hates dicks. Those who say they do were either brainwashed by feminism or a mom who claims "all men are pigs", or, they have a tendency to date wannabe gangsters who fuck them then leave.

>>835479075give it a fucking rest, son

>>835478518Are you actually female, or are you a male "identifying" yourself as female?

>>835479208Just let this attention-starved faggotry 404

>>835479208Born as a girl, staying as a girl.I find that men who "identify" as female, or vice versa, are insecure, psychologically-damaged people who need a psychiatrist, not support from the internet to go ahead and change their gender. So, once again, born a girl and staying that way.

>>835479364Post nudes.

>>835479285the reason these threads ALWAYS get replies is because everyone on this board is massively desperate for any kind of actual human female contactdeep down, they know they're not talking to a girl, but they're willing to believe it because they've got nothing else

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>>835478518How much to dress up like the Guildmarm from monster hunter 4U (picture related) and call me "doodle"?

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>>835478518Eww..you disgusting walking blight of hell, get your useless junk of genitalia out of here. I hate women! I swear imyou wouldn't want to be near me or you'd be in rekt boards on gif. Fuck you!! You ruined my day..despicable revolting creatures

>>835479423KEEP BEGGING, CONNORYOU'RE TOTALLY TALKING TO A GIRL 4 REALZ!YOU'RE NOT A GULLIBLE PATHETIC LOSER GETTING TROLLED FOR THE 1.6 MILLIONTH TIME! THIS TIME IT'S A GIRL!!! REALLY!!!!

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>>835478518Are you cute?

>>835479485>IM DOIN IT MOM!>IM TALKING TO A REAL GIRL!>IM PUTTIN THE BITCH IN HER PLACE LOL

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>>835479502for fucks sake this place gets more pathetic by the hour

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>>835479492The golden rule of the internet: Women never exist on the inet

>>835478518oh goodthis thread again

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>>835478518traps aren't girls you faggot

>>835479584It's not a trap. It's an introverted incel loser, just like you. The only difference is that he's successfully learned how to get attention.

>>835479631>I'm a big ol' faggotwe know, faggot. kys

>>835479756the truth stung a bit, huhi know how you lash out when your feelings are hurt

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>>835479449And it's precisely because of this that I've made this post. No, not to troll, but to genuinely answer any curiosities you guys might have about women and maybe help you actually interact with women in real life. Whether you're gonna use the chance to post "memes" or actually ask something is up to you.>>835479468Oh wow, I actually look like that character! Obviously not the clothes, but the hair and glasses. If I had money for the costume I wouldn't mind cosplaying as her. But, umm, if I may ask, what is "doodle"?>>835479485Sorry, but I don't think I entirely understand your reply. Have I offended you by making this post?>>835479502People around me often call me cute, so I guess yes?>>835479552We use the internet too, user.

>>835479857Jesus christ you attention-starved faggot, try harder

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>>835479449THIS.

>>835479857>But, umm, if I may ask, what is "doodle"?She calls the character you play as "Doodle"

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>>835479468>>835479857>>835480287

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>>835480426It's not gay if it's in cosplay, as it falls under the "a game of pretend" clause

>>835478518Biggest dick you've ever had?Thoughts on size.

>>835480470I get the feeling that you're going to be spending the next 5 or 6 decades sitting at home alone, "pretending".

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>>835480520FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DESPERATELY LONELY GULLIBLE RETARDS

>>835480543

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>>835480520that question is answered here:>>835480426

>>835478518What do you know about Phil Hartman?

>>835481716I might remember him from such movies as>I'm A Girl, Really!and>4chan Is The Saddest Place On Earth

how do i make a girl smarter then me and really logical like me?shes cold as a freezer at this point and she rarely wants to talk lately.have i fucked this up?

>>835483269have you considered not being a pathetic incel loser who sits on an anime imageboard all day, asking for dating advice from other pathetic incel losers pretending to be girls?

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>>835483440lol got me good on that one, i have changed most of my ways in the last few years, 4chan is just a place i visit when i get lonely.

>>835478746Tits, or gtfo.

>>835483960Hi. You're a fucking retard.

>>835483269What are you, 11 years old? Fuck off, kid.

>>835484015Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835484061You stay here and keep demanding, son. Let me know how that works out for you.

Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835484188You didn't talk to a lot of girls even before quarantine, did you

>>835484249Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

Ah i see whats happening here, a dude wanted to see how gullible 4chan is so he pretends to be a girl to see how much lonley dudes will ask for tits and so. Not bad my guy, more of the interesting threads ive seen in weeks.

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>>835484618Exactly. The tits or gtfo rule stops this. Only respond to them, if they post a tits with timestamp pic. No pic, they are lying.

>>835484764No, that's not what I'm saying.

>>835484764You're gonna spend the rest of the day here, aren't you

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>>835484831Go easy on him.This is as close to actual human female contact as he's ever going to get.

>>835484831 Are you claiming to be female? If so: Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835484881No, I'm not female. No one here is female. For fucks sake, you lonely little shit stain.

Tits or gtfo

>>835484975keep begging, connor

>>835484918Then I have no quarrel with you, user. G'day. Gotta keep the attention whores in their place. Women are only good for my pleasure, nothing else. If they say no, rape them anyways.

>>835485035You're a bit of a fuckin' loser.

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OP here. I’m just trolling the fuck out of you incels. Look at you beg, and demand. I knew it would happen. And you fags didn’t disappoint. Keep it going! Continue to prove how desperate you are! Haha

>>835485087Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835485173Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

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>>835485173Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female..

So many newfags

>>835478518>this entire thread

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>>835485173Yeah thats what i thought. Not gonna lie though you could have done better but hey can't expect better these days.

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>>835485202>>835485242psstthat's not really OP, baby einstein

Tits or gtfo

>>835478518do you know the way?

>>835485270OP here again. I drive a BMW M5 and had my dick sucked by 4 separate girls last night.

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>>835485242>>835485202I’m a guy, you faggots. That was the whole point of my post. Sheesh.

>>835485340You're not OP! I'm OP!

>>835485279But I am OP. And I am a girl. If you weren’t such a Virgin, you’d know that.

>>835485370I thought that other guy was OP! Wait, am I OP?

>>835485340Hey thats neato dude. Don't know why you would feel the need to brag though

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Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

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>>835478518Hey retards. There hasn't been a girl here in 4 years. The only thing left of Holla Forums is a bunch of awkward incels who jerk off together. Seriously. Fucking look around you, you sad faggots.You lonely desperate tardpockets showed up to a party the day after it ended.

>>835479857Shoe on head with timestamp if you’re not going to provide tits.

All you lists need to shut the fuck up. I’m the original OP!!!! Pic related. Proves you faggots are fake as Michelle Obama’s gender.

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>>835485506Eh, there was actually one with a timestamp here not too long ago today. Was coolio too. Had a bunch of retards giving out their discord or so since thats what you look for.

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>>835485530No compromises. Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835485530there were no girls here 3 hours ago when this thread was postedthere are no girls here nowfucking hell i hate this place

Welp, looks like OP is going to samefag to give himself more confidence. Only one thing left to do!

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OP here.>>835480426This is funny, not gonna lie. Inaccurate in this situation, but funny.>>835480520Only had one, it's probably around 7 inches? I'm not really sure, don't even know from where you would start measuring it hahah??As for thoughts on size... Before I met my boyfriend I used to think that it wouldn't matter, but it kind of does. Bigger is better.But it's not really something you can change about yourself, so if you are not so confident about yours, instead of stressing about it, just improve your stamina. I believe girls usually last longer than guys, and a lot of women complain about how their partners don't last long enough to make them orgasm too. So if you can just last for 5-10 minutes and do your best, it should be more than enough. >>835481716I don't know who that is.

>>835485695The right thing to do is sage this faggotry so it 404s. Otherwise you're just bumping it, resulting in 120 more desperate horny losers showing up.

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>>835485733Shut the fuck up, son.

>>835478592Imagine being this much of a newfagIf all you have to offer to the world is the fact that you have a cunt, then that is what you will be treated asI'm a nuclear physicist ama has no gender and would be followed (presumably) with questions about nuclear physics

Hi guys uwuFemanon hereee~

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>>835485786How much school bullshit did it take you to get there?

>>835485733Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835485845You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you.

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>>835485845I'm not actually a nuclear physicist I used it as an exampleI'm 32 and I own a software dev company, ain't nobody wants to talk about that

>>835478518>MOM THEY'RE DOING IT!>THEY'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!

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>>835486011Of course you are. That's why you're on an anime imageboard on a Saturday afternoon, hanging out with 200 other lonely rejects, in a thread about a guy pretending to be a girl.

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>>835486045yeah that pretty much sums up everyone in here

Jesus christ all of you are faggotsHonestly >>835486080you're as much as a faggot as they are since you're still here just going>DURGHH DURGGHH INCEL INCEL DRUGHHGSeriously go watch some movie or something. Watch back to the future thats a classic

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>>835483269Girls tend to mature faster than guys, so they often feel annoyed when guys do things that could be considered childish and immature. Even more so if she's the smart and logical type.If she's being cold towards you, it's likely that you've done one or multiple things that came off as immature to her.What you have to do is show her that you are not like that. Show her that you mature and responsible. Also, you don't have to be super smart to charm her. There's probably one or more things she's super passionate about, so just initiate conversation about her interests and genuinely listen while she talks. If you can learn a few things about her hobbies so you can ask her more detailed questions, even better.And lastly, developing your own hobbies is something that will bring you good regardless of the girl. You'll feel happier and have more things to talk about her. And smart people do prefer it when you have something to talk about yourself.Good luck!

>>835486261lonely faggot pretends to give dating advice to lonely faggot who pretends to need it

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>>835478518Gtfo neckbroad

>>835486080It's 5am Sunday in AustraliaAt midnight I got back from playing pretend military in the Australian bush with my mates for the last 2 days and since I have been sleeping on a thin foam matt in a sleeping bag in the dirt under a hootchie, I woke the fuck up as soon as the kookaburras started doing their dumbass laugh since that is a good sign of approaching enemy What you choose to believe doesn't bother me You do you Bra. Here have a thermal image of my setup from last night. Good luck finding it on reverse lookupAlso feel free to google the coords

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>>835478518You might be a troll larping so tits or gtfo

>>835486661the thread is 3 hours oldbut don't let that stop you from looking like a desperate retarded faggot

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>>835486750Tits, or gtfo. Must have timestamp, or fake. No tits, you're not female.

>>835478518Does size matter?

>>835487341Don't worry, you're never going to use yours anyway.