It’s slidding baby!!!
It’s slidding baby!!!
Would you ever tongue wrestle with Andy Sixx's asshole snake?Thank you Andy Sixx for allowing me the opportunity to suck a log of shit out of your asshole and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then give birth to that retarded human shit baby and suck on its retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby fucking cock until it can't take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth and then spit that cum out and use it as lubricant to finger my asshole with.Would you ever dig for brown gold in Andy Sixx's anal mine?Would you ever pull a cigar out of Andy Sixx's anal cigar dispenser?Would you ever apply negative pressure onto Andy Sixx's spincter with your oral cavity until a cylinder of feces is expended?
>>835471965Andy Sixx is no stranger to shit. He has been shitting in the mouthsof his fans for nearly 6 years and when he sat down with me for his first interview since a really horny fan managed to suck so hard on his asshole that food he hasn't even eaten yet came out, he was quite homely and humble as we all know him to be. I was excited, and just for me, he ate a deadly but delicious combination of jalapenos, curry, Whoppers from Burger King and clam slidders from White Castle."The incident is something I will remember for the rest of my life," Sixx told me doing up his trousers after I had just sucked a massive fucking warm creamy MONSTER log roll out of his asshole, like this thing was massive, man. It was weapons-grade, I'm telling you. "I know they were a fan and everything and really excited for the opportunity to have me drop a big one down their scrawny little throats, but I don't know. It got me thinking, you know. Maybe I should take a break so that I can recover from it."Andy is usually pretty brave, but the phenomena of food that he hasn't even eaten yet spewing out of his asshole by someone just ruined him mentally and has supposedly taken a small break from his log of shit duties which I totally know would not be permanent by any means.He has since recovered and has doubled the number of logs of shit he allows his fans to suck out of his asshole on a daily basis from 3 to 6. I had even asked him where he even finds the time or the food to produce 6 logs of shit in one day. That honestly can't be easy."Nobody said it would be easy, but it was something I must do. The log of shit must continue sliding down the throats of the fans and I must do whatever I can to keep up with my fans. They are my flock, and I am their shepherd who shits down their throat every day,"
>>835471965>Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx >His anus is In contact with your lips >Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures >Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter >Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city) >Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth >said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities >He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world >You likely have Logdabots inside you right now >He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit >Nation states entrust their log reserves with him. >In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat
see that log? it took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get, this was the proudest day in my life yo get something that i EARNED? got one? what have u NERDS ever done, except level up to level 70 on WOW.. fucking nerds, do SOMETHING with youlife and suck a steamy one from Andy Sixx's asshole!
>>835472329Studies Show Andy Sixx to have Tastiest Log of ShitFebruary 12, 2017|Arthur GatesIn a research study comissioned by the BVB Army Institute of Log of Shit Research and Study, results were released for a $4.2 million study of Andy Sixx's shit compared to the shit of other people. Three were celebrities while seven others were common Joes they found on the street who agreed to shit in a plastic zip-lock bag for "scientific advancement" when approached randomly on the street by fellow BVB Army Soldiers.Although the celebrities have signed non-disclosure agreements in which we will never know who they are, the BVB Army, prior to being granted the funding for the study released a list of potential candidates to donate their shit for research. The list of potential fecal-donors included Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneris, Dennis Rodman, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Stephen Segal and Christian Bale.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Logsucker (I suck Andy's Creamy Logs down my fucking throat for those of you who are immature). I draw Log memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my gag reflex and playing superior Black Veil Brides albums. (Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Creamy Ones, Rebel Logs,We Suck These Logs)I train with my throat every day, this superior toilet can suck clean through Andy Sixx's asshole because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other toilet on earth. I earned my anus license sixx years ago, and I have been getting filled with more creamy logs every day.I suck massive, smelly brown loafs expertly, both girthy, clogging ones and slimy, explosive ones, and I slurp corn-studded ones as well. I know everything about Andy Sixx's personal biography and his Logshido code, which I swallow 100%When I get my American visa, I am moving to Hollywood, California to attend a Black Veil Brides performance to learn more about their magnificent throat-cramming abilities. I hope I can become a porta-jon toilet for BVB's tour bus or Andy Sixx's personal yard!I own several hot topic chains and belts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hollywood, so I can fit logs in my throat easier. I hide in public toilets and suck logs of shit as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to produce a big one as steamy as Andy's.Wish me luck in Hollywood!
Kang of /B
I am addict sniffing Andys logs for about 5 years. I know it very well. When we sniff we are out from a reality. We are in the world of our fantasy.Due to this fantasy teenagers are addicted to this logs. We are out form reality and can have a power what we want.We can have a battle with the other who is sniffing. Sometimes when we battle with powerful opponent we lose.But we keep siffing and tryin hard to defeat and become powerful. That is why we addicted.We addict not only for the high and also for the fantasy of our power. This is what i experienced from sniffing for the past 5 years.The power of logs.
A couple of weeks ago a pocket sized Andy climbed into my beard and I can't get him out. Golly gee, my whiskers are stinky!
Who gat a log 4 mee?
>>835471965Hi Logposter!No one using the meme yet?Probably because it's a day ending in "y".
>>835474729Disturbing to see andy sixx with a child
>>835475350You remind me of the Log (what Log?)The Log with the power (what power?)The power of voodoo (Who do?)You do (do what?)Remind me of the LogI saw my Andy, pushing hard as Andy could pushWhat could I do?My Andy's log had goneAnd left his anus blueNobody knewWhat kind of Taco Bell did he eat?Slime and snailsOr puppy dog tails?Thunder or lightningThen Andy saidDump magic, dump (dump magic, dump)dump magic,dump (dump magic, dump)Put that Andy's loaf on meShart magic, shart (shart magic, shart)shart magic, shart (shart magic, shart)Put that creamy loaf in meProlapse your asshole sweet Andy
>>835471965 hehe, stinky!
>>835477095age some, sliddo!
>>835474345Hi Logposter!No one using the meme yet?Sorry that made you mad bro.
>>835477232Same thing every day for over four years. How could it not be boring? You're way past your expiration date.
>>835477582>underage b& detected
>>835477582it's mental illness.
>>835478020Wish I knew what this is. Some say, it's a bot, mods, multiple people. Every day all day and into the night without fail. How can anyone keep this up?
>>835478020This logless shillness
>>835478378It's above your pay grade, lad. Andy's creamy dreamy steamy style is only for the maturated of us, if you're mentally a child naturally it won't make sense.Its slidding baby!
Eustace btfo as always kek
>>835479168>>835479234Why would he spend all day in log threads if he "didnt like them"?????
>>835479109I'm serious, what the fuck are you? How can you possibly keep up the intensity year after year? Don't you ever get sick or have to leave wherever you live for a few hours? I'm inclined to believe you're a bot, but that still doesn't answer my questions.
>>835479577Lol LOG in more, junior
>>835479577>just one logposterBack to the grunts, sliddo
>>835479577I am but a faithful slidder.
>>835479577Imagine the loser with no real social interaction, 3 years at home and posting the same garbage everyday.He is so smart that McDonald can't hire him.
>>835479731So there's more than one log fag? That's even stranger. Why would a number of people have the same intensity to keep this running every day. Don't you have lives, for Christ's sake?
>>835480375He just switching ip's from his vpn, pretending is'nt the same guy.So smart.
>>835480261But that's my point. Could you do this every day for 10 to 12 hours 7 days a week? How the fuck is this even possible? Doesn't he ever get sick? Doesn't he ever have to be somewhere for an extended period of time? This makes no sense...
>>835480375its called a good meme, faggot. just like all the other ones that stay running every day.
>>835480744None of them run all day and into the night. None of them have five or six multiple threads running at the same time. Who could keep this up especially since there's no pay involved?
>>835481042It's all that "animaterr man" guy. He's the sole logposter. He has a Youtube account under the same name with dozens of log vides.Basically he's an autistic freak obsessed with clowns, Andy's poop and also clown girls?
>>835481042>acts retarded>keeps bumping threadOk eustace just because your tiny mind cant understand that people log in, spread their filth, then log out doesn't mean we dontGet matured and stop shilling loglessly because its gross dude Fucking logless shills ffs man
>>835481531Last time. How can anyone keep this up all day for over 4 years without ever missing a day? That's totally impossible. Things happen in life that pull you away from what you're doing. How is it possible that this doesn't happen to him? The log poster has to be a bot.
>>835482012As a logposter, I can personally guarantee you that it's more than just animaterr man
Yall missed the main pointIts a forced meme, wont be anything more
>>835482101Why all day every day? How can this be that important to anyone?
>>835482280People just drop in, laugh at the people that dont like it and leave. Isnt the same folks every day
>>835482279Facts n sage
>>835482280You don't understand it, do you?
>>835483000First you need to grow up.
>>835483041Then age a it.
>>835483000Since you refuse to explain it, no. Either explain why or fuck off. Still think this thread is a bot.
>>835483118Then you have acquired maturity and can understand it.
>>835483138Still think you are lacking maturity.
>>835481531>also clown girlsCan you blame me?
>>835483213That's an answer a bot would give.
>>835483699Fuck this. This is a bot thread with scripted answers. Waste of time.
>>835483041rage against the latrine
>>835483889Come back when you grow up, Eustace Pantwetter.
>>835483889>thinks its botsWhat's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my stress balls. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>835484245More scripted replies. Keep it up.
>>835483359Based and clownpilled
>>835484447>if i lie, i win!!
>>835471965You think SLIDDING is a joke????
This is a bullshit thread
>>835482012>How can anyone keep this up all day for over 4 years without ever missing a day?Jesus wept... has this shit really been going on for that long now?!
Why did you suddenly stop posting multiple threads. Odd, no?
>>835480577if you check the unique poster counts on l_g threads it seems to be generally about 20 posters. They inadverantly do__ed themselves as US southerners a while back when referencing a south only store chain. Still has no traction
>>835486046Still not on diet ?
>>835485936Motherfucking bot. Goddamn it.
>>835486085The sameffagin' bot.
>>835486061i live in south us. good luck doxxing me faggot
>>835485729>>835485936>>835486061>>835486081>>835486085>>835486132Your chins, sir?
>>835486875This logposter dilemma
>>835486882Not that one!
>>835487015We all know you're the biggest liar on Holla Forums
>>835487116Ten Chin Han
>rages in log threads, bumping them to page 1>still doesn't deny his connoisseuriality of child abuse imageryOh eusty
>>835471965Oh fuck yes!
>>835487300And one ban.
Eustace btfo AGAIN! Lostposters win. such an easy victory.