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>>835389999>mom was pregnant once>had me>be me being alive>want to die
>>835389999i love pregnant pussys
>>835390129>>835390233trollz
>>835389999>be me>walking on the sidewalk>some fat woman walking on the other side of the street>happen to cross the street to her side and see her more closely>turns out she is obviously not fat but pregnant>we separate paths>return home, see this thread>post my story
>be me>find girl>want to make the sex>remove cloth>insnret benis >big peanut>9 moths later>babby
>>835390336good one!
>>835390307what about fucking a pregnant girl is pedo?
>>835389999
>>835390417oh ok so if I pull my cock out inches away from a newborn's face and cum in his crib I'm a pedo, but fucking a pregnant woman who is just one giant living crib ISN'T pedo???
>>835390557grow up user!
>>835390336did you forget to write that you jacked off thinking about her?
>>835390692i would never do that u idiot but fucking a pregnant women and a child is something different.
>>835390233>>835390129Ugh I'd sincerely genocide trannies if I couldif you're a tranny and reading this kys
>>835389999Wife looks incredible. I think I might have a preggo fetish
>>835389999>My dad fucked my mom.>9 months later I was born
>>835391412You mean you were laid. Like a turd. Faggot.
>>835391187This ain't his wife lol. But he did get quads. reddit.com
hate it when the baby grabs my dick and starts suckin on in it the womb while im tryna fuck my girl
>>835391211Just look at that fat preggo pussy. Damn.
>>835391412gestation takes 10 months, not nine
>>835391211arbys
>>835389999>be you>you were in tge belly of your mom>she was getting fuck by your father and/or men when you were inside>you have just realized that you were receiving every week fresh sperm during 9 months.
>>835389999
>>835390454David Arquette's transition was the biggest left field of 2010 imho
>>835392973Kill yourself faggot
>>835393064bbc is the most fertile
>>835390729so edgy. big pp.
>>835389999NICE QUADS
>>835394153i like!
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>>835394339more? >>835389999
>>835391211Fuck man, what I would give to have this slut smother my face with that fat vulva.
>>835394396i love before after pics!
>>835393135Agreed, I just hope all these white pregnant girls have done the right thing and are carrying a BLVCK King in those wombs.
>>835389999Pregnant women should never be seen in public. They are disgusting.
>>835389999nice trips by the way>be married guy>decent sex life>wife becomes "with child">do OK sex wise for about three months>suddenly wife's libido takes off>fucking every day>I>Mean>Every>Day>anal, oral, facials, jerk me off, finger her to orgasm, geometrical positions>made me pull over into a rest stop on the way home from her mother's place, get in the back seat and fuck her doggy>baby is born>beautiful little boy>I'm so happy, she's happy>sex life drops to zero>yeah, I know she just pushed the baby out but it's been two years and I can count on one hand how many times my cock has been in any of her openings.>welcome to fatherhood
>>835394634white kid would be weaker and not as healthy as strong black one
>>835394911tell that to all those kids in africa
>Be me, 28m, >have a fraternal twin sister>be in sexual relationship with sister for past 14 years>it’s a secret to everyone...>we share an apartment because she has no job>sis wakes me up at 8am>”I’m pregnant”>I tell her “thats impossible, you said you were on the pill...”>She says “I messed up...I stopped taking it because I wanted a baby, but now we’re pregnant and we’re gonna get caught”>we argue all morning about what to do>decide the best thing is to tell parents, leave town>tell parents that night after inviting them to dinner>they suspected the whole time, never said anything, thought we’d stop on our own>parents super supportive, say its ok, is this what we both want?>we both say yes almost in unison>tell us to make life in a new town where no one knows us>Help us move, visit us again when baby comes>we visit them or them us 2-3 times a yearNow we have 2 kids, no defects.... theres your pregnancy story
>>835395156if those kids in africa would be white they all would die in a weekand also get skin cancerafrica is no place for weaklings
>>835395676if its no place for weaklings why all those niggers die lol imagine not even being able to survive africans are retarded as fuck just get water and food
>>835394396I love seeing fit tummies destroyed. I don't like the way that dog is looking at her in the after pic. He looks like he's about to split.
>>835395971>lol why are there poor people just buy more money kekthat's you
>>835389999I will never understand the pregnancy fetish. the only sense it makes is that they're free to fuck because they can't get knocked up again, but that's the only thing I can come up with because they aren't attractive with the giant belly and all swollen everywhere
>>835390066Baby bump!
>>835396188Attractive women are still attractive when they're pregnant. Sadly most of the pregnant women I see out in public are trashy sows.
>>835390120Welcome to the club.
>>835396292more of here please! if youre willing to trade kik?
>>835396317
Pregnant women are beautiful imo just not in a sexual way
>>835396333your wife?
>>835396188from an evolutionary perspective, we don't find them attractive because they cannot bear children.
>>835396114Just move to the water nigger, like invent the wheel lmao
>>835396354true but also in a sexual way
>>835394787Can't you count to quads?
>>835391211That's hot, ngl
>>835396411just fix the world hunger whiteboiyou so smart - why not it's so easy lol
>>835396571The problem with niggers isn't hunger lol
>>835396376No some black baby making machine stripper. Gave birth to that one in March a few years back. Had an abortion in July of that year and was pregnant again in November before I lost contact with her.
>>835396725I believe this was 2 weeks after birth.
>>835396434I will say the milk they get is sexy tho
>>835389999whahdfhad;kfh;adf
>>835396800If the milk ain't flowing, she's not worth knowing.
most beautiful part of pregnancy?the breeding process
>>835390120So edgy
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>>835397151
>>835396524after three jamesons? I counted 6 but tried to be conservative.
>>835397178
>be me>dad fucked mama>i moved from his balls to mama womb>nice and cozy place>free nutrition and oxygen from this weird ass string>mama was pregnant
>>835397110>>835397133>>835397151>>835397178>>835397202rip dem tittes after the kid is born
>>835390557jesus christ dude. still this is better than a tranny thread
Early pregnancy is the best. Plump tits, horny as fuck, and free to be filled with cum. Yummy
>>835392973Horrible propaganda.Her baby was white btw. Go kys nigger.
>>835395291Good larp
>>835397268a few months of fun isn't worth the next 20 years of pain, imo
>>835397306>trumper detected
>>835396441Literally none of those pictures have anything to do with the other.Kys nigger.
>>835397385Her baby was.. say it with me.. WHITE.Go jerk off to more porn nigger.
>>835390557this is the most retarded shit I have ever read
>>835392091bev?
>>835397533say it with me whiteboibigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger
>>835397637nigger with small dick detected
>>835396027god thats hot.
BLACK SIZE MATTERS!
>>835397533Imagine being a Jew faggot with a hard drive full of nigger dick pics...
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>>835397385fuck off kike
>>835390259They're so tight
>>835397637Say hi to the coroner, Tyrone.
>>835397790cope
>>835397385
>>835397820imagine being a white dicklet and needing a gun to prove you're a real man
Someone post pregnant teens. I get rock hard at seeing pregnant high schoolers (18 of course)
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>>835397932Imagine being a fucking ape and walking around mumbling "m-muh dick" constantly.
>>835394911>what's a mulattoBaby wouldn't turn out as black as the father, it would be a mutt. If anything, niggers are getting >bleached.
>>835392973If you like niggers so much, keep to yourself!
>>835398113y'all white and black getting equalized
>>835398049imagine being white and being like "muh education" so you can pay for a literal prostitute to be with your sorry assand the whore will STILL be cheating on you behind your back with proper BBC
My wife is pregnant right now
>>835398113*aerimuttif the daddy is black the baby will be far more black than white>what's genetic superiority
>>835397230But that's wrong, retard. You aren't a sperm cell, you're a sperm cell AND an ovum.
>>835398344congratulationsdo you wonder who is the father?
>>835398344I'm sorry for your loss
my cousin
nigger
>>835398781Is it yours?
>>835398826no
>>835398920then who's cousin it is?
>>835398920faggot
I punched my way out my mommas pussy
>>835398970my cousin
>>835399023gay
>>835399069You came out of your mommas booty all wrinkly and oily
>>835399103and technically your peenus was inside of yo momma's vegenayou motherfucker!
>>835389999Can we get back to the thread now
>>835399336no, we can't.
>>835399333nice tripsalso, c-section virgins
>>835389999
>>835399468fuck I actually forgot about the c-section...honestly, now I feel dumb
When I was born, my mom enjoyed so much she had the doctor put me back.I was "born" five times.
>>835399782Nice.I once made a turd like that but inserted it back in my asshole only once
>>835396312A little late for that, friendo.
>>835399834even made pic, that's how proud I was of my creationbest thing is, when I wiped - the toilet paper was perfectly cleanthe dream poo
>>835400513thank you, spambot
Wife wouldn't want to stop fucking for 9 months straight, now zero sexual interactions.Now im fucking this chick at work, ended up getting her pregnant. Oh well.
>>835400584happens to the best of us
>>835400833More of this fertile Goddess! It's pretty rare to see a belly that big with the piercing still in.
>>835389999
>>835399486moar?
I wish there was a job that included holding pregnancy tests in your mouth while the women piss on it and also getting to manually milk hucows.
>>835401091my god shes perfect
>>835401091Her mirror is cleaner on the right but she looks a lot less happy in that pic. I wonder if she realizes that Chad Chadington isn't going to be able to properly provide for her and she's sad that she has to find a cuck to manipulate?
>>835389999I am starting to lose my attraction to women. I am not attracted anymore to pictures of women acting like sluts, I am now repulsed by it. It is so fucking disgusting how degenerate and slutty women have become that I am not attracted to most of them anymore (not gay though). I am so desensitized to it because I have been seeing it every day for years. Is anybody else starting to feel the same?
>>835391211Let's be really, it was blown out before the preggo
>>835401338I know what you're saying for sure. I've sucked my first dick when I fucked this tranny the other night. Not gonna lie, dick taste better than pussy. Especially the cum.
>>835401338I lost mine a long time ago. I'll admit that when I've had a shitty day, it's fucking nice to be able to hold a QT in my arms as I go to sleep but then I have to deal with her shit as soon as I wake up the next day. I fucking love the look, scent, and taste of pussy but realized a long time ago being in a relationship isn't worth it. I'm nearing 40 and have spent the last 6 years just paying women 18-24ish for fun with no attachments. It sucks knowing that my parents will be dead within 5-10 years and that I'm going to die alone but I'll be damned if I'm not going to enjoy my life right now. I'll take a broke and desperate single mother over being in a committed relationship with a woman that's only tolerable 30% of the time.
>>835401527Nothing wrong with that, man. Those single mothers are the best kind of lovers. Married my wife when she already had like 4 kids. Love her till the day I die.
>>835401672I have no plans on ever marrying a pregnant/already bred woman. I just like supporting them because they provide the most amazing sex. I try not to get deep feelings for any of them but I'm really into this 18 year old that's 7 months pregnant. Her sperm donor is unable to provide for her so I've helped her out and completely removed him from her life. She's living with a friend but I'm seriously considering letting her move in with me soon.
>>835401827Damn, 18? Is she still tight or nah?
>>835401883I'm less than a month into knowing her. We're about a 7 hour drive apart. I drove to meet her about 2 weeks after we started talking. I should have fucked her but I just went down on her for a bit...we were kind of pressed for time. Her BF was due back not long after I got to their place. I loaded up my car and made 2 trips back and forth to her friends place. She was staying in a hotel with her bf and the hospital wouldn't let her take the child home unless she had a real address so she's going to stay with her friend until she gives birth. I haven't told her yet but I'm going to bring her home to live with me.
>>835394787Can attest this is true.
>>835402089Do it, my dude! Take care of her! You hit the jackpot in my eyes. Young 18 yo. Fuck you're lucky.
>>835402179I plan on taking care of her. I'm not sure if I will do so for more than a year or two but we'll see. I'm going to tell her that she's not going to be allowed to work for at least 12-18 months if ever while she's with me. Who knows, maybe user will knock her up next and have an unusual but happy family and not die alone...probably not but it's nice to think about.
>>835389999>pregnant girlfriend>far along>can’t risk vaginal sex due to sperm being able to pop the baby early>she’s really horny>not into anal but also horny>she gives me the best blowjob living up my Cock>after five minutes squats on it with her ass>slams all the way down which feels amazing >5 minutes into off-roading>can’t hold anymore about to blast off>trying to think of things that aren’t sexy but too late>girlfriend gets up, gets on the floor>everyone walks the dinosaur
>>835402356Fucking humonculi
No
>>835389999How is no one fucking checking this chad's quads?!?!
>>835402658Because we are all too busy fapping to beautiful pregnant women to pay attention to the digits like some autistic faggot!
>>835396027Why even have those towels?
>>835402360Nah if she's going to be living with you for that long, yall are going to fuck, no doubt about it.
>>835402764Have you ever experienced the joy of being in a long term relationship with a woman? Unless you're in a starter house/apartment, the bathroom has a unique set of rules. There are the decorative towels that you noticed and not pictured are the towels that you are allowed to use to dry your hands/face/body/whatever. If the decorative towels are ever used or misaligned, you might as well sleep in your car in a commuter lot for a week and wait for her to cool down. The same goes with candles. There are countless decorative candles placed all throughout every room in the house and if you EVER FUCKING DARE light one of them, you might as well self castrate because you'll never need your balls again. You ONLY ever light the candles meant for burning!
>>835402911This man definitely knows what he's talking about. Been married for 6 years, everything you explained is on par.
>>835396188Not to mention a huge amount of vaginal discharge that doesnt smell like normal pussy
>>835402911Im so glad my long term relationship is not like this, we are mechanical engineering and It tech, we are very efficient with our layouts and clutter.We drink from fine china and dry using decorative towels, we make our own rules haha.The obly decorations we have is wall art but sleek modern efficiency is all.
>>835403191I lick the pussy clean when it smells like that.
>>835403157I'm the user from earlier that gave up and pays younger chicks for companionship. I've never once had an 18-24 year old sugar baby question my towel usage or candle burning. Their main concern is usually if I want a blowjob while I'm cooking a nice dinner or if I want to fuck her after dinner (or both).
>>835395291Kek. Nice larp
>>835390135beautiful
Got my gf at the time pregnant. Manipulated her into getting an abortion. Fucked here raw and came inside her until the day I dropped her at the clinic. Left her there and wen to get drunk and buy crystal meth, broke up with her shortly after. She’s dating some soy boy d bag now. This was years ago.
>be me >be 13 at the time >have girlfriend a grade below >our parents are close and know each other well >so do we >she always liked to tease me and I'd tell her to fuck off in a go away kind of way >i never minded tho >her boobs are growing in and they got to be a b cup >real perky and nice >unbeknownst to me they'd be bigger but thats years from this time >long story short she caught feelings cause we were just comfortable with each other>i didnt mind her bullshit and we had chemistry>we were hugging one day and she tells me how she is wet >shes clingy and all on me >i try to kiss her neck but she, i guess, doesnt want to move too fast or lose my respect >we continue hugging and I wrap my arms around her and i try again but this time she doesnt stop >she wants it >as im writing this I realize this sounds really rapey but once you really have chemidtry like that, it is undeniable the sex in the air >we would flirt, you had to be there >im rubbing up her legs and thighs >she has her arms around my back pressing me into her Cont?
>>835402356Holy fuck, literally built for breeding