>>835381903Funniest shit for some reason and want to know if any bros got more vids like thistwitter com/kaiserneko/status/1301029076929515522?s=21Scenes with the sound removed and/or synced up to something different
>>835386969I love these kinds of stories because you can't make this shit up, you know. It's like one of those things people said fifteen years ago and everyone was like "naaah that will never happen!" And yet, here we are and shit like this is so damn retarded. It's like the alleged 13yo in Sweden who won every race at his school. When you saw the picture of him it was clearly a grown man who lied about his age upon arrival from the middle east. (Pic related)You just can't make this shit up
>>835392744Yhea, i feel you too.. people need to stop this delusional thing; what was a joke on soutpark is now a reality.I hope you feel better user :)
Brody Price
Some idiot is literally posting the decade and a half old shit from sesame street? It's a ylyl thread, not post stale shit everybody's seen a billion times from eons ago thread, you fucking retard.
Joshua Young
>>835394899was gonna say something myself tbhnot sure what 3 people are left that haven't seen this old overplayed crapit sure as hell doesnt belong in a thread in 2020
Parker White
>>835394864x3it's like some newfag just discovered ebaumsworld and ran over here before his mom found out he was using the computer again after dinner without doing his homowork
>>835390857>pitbulls because they are alpha dogsI don't think you even know what "alpha dog" means, retard. Try not to embarrass yourself.1. Only wild canines that are "pack" canines have an "alpha".2. There is only 1 alpha in a pack. Ever.3. No species is an "alpha". See 2.4. Pitbulls are not even pack canines. They are an entirely domesticated dog, never existed in packs (unlike, for example, wolves), wouldn't know what the fuck a "pack" is, wouldn't run with a "pack", nor would they know what an "alpha" is, as pitbulls are a genetic product of man's interbreading numerous other species of dogs together (principally, British bull and several variety of terriers with several varieties of mastiffs). It is a misconception that domesticated dogs are pack animals, and only retarded trainers from 50 years ago who haven't read any scientific studies in the past several decades keep claiming that domestic dogs need an "alpha" (it's ludicrous and they sound retarded to actual trainers such as myself). British bulldogs are also not pack animals, nor were terriers (with some exceptions), and certainly not mastiffs (solo hunters, period).5. I love all dogs, but to be honest, the pitbull breed is an abomination of a breed. They are dumb, bread for all the wrong reasons at their inception by those who had no idea what or how to breed, and are glorified mutts with bad dispositions (the whole point of a domesticated breed), make shitty guard dogs compared to actual trained guard and warring dog species, and are loaded with far more genetic defects than practically any other breed that exists.Only retards buy these dogs, and 99.9% of licensed and educated trainers steer people away from this species because they are frankly, dumb as fuck. They are also far from being the toughest dog, and frankly, they are not even good fighters. Match one against an actual bred fighting dog and it will kill several pitbulls in
>>835390659>down under tea partyThere are only a couple different species of tarantula in Australia and those aren't one of them, most likely America that pic was taken. We mostly have huntsman. I couldn't find the picture I was looking for, so here is a redback eating a brown snake (second deadliest snake in the world)
>>835397641with the difference in size i suppose the redbacks poison works fast, right?this would mean, technically a redback could kill a fully grown snake despite the fact its to huge to eat it of course.
>>835391585Hahahaha fuck me, I wasn't expecting Waldo to actually be in that pic
Bentley Taylor
>>835397936If it could penetrate the scales which I don't think it can, it's venom would kill it. I struggle getting a shovel through a fully grown brown snake. I usually just use the shotgun, when I see them under a meter though, a shovel is quite easy to get through.
>>835398845Yeah, it's a $5-10k fine to intentionally kill one but everyone does. No one cares, even the local cops run them over when they are sunbaking on the roads. They say they are endangered but I get at least 10 come into the house paddock a year. As does everyone else in any country area in the rest of Australia. Fucking greenies, I swear
>>835390805This is a shoop, I can tell by the pixels.
Jace Lee
>>835399211they dont seem to be that rare then anyway.
Luke Ramirez
>>835399211Wtf theres a fine for killing snakes? Wouldn't be surprised nowadays but still, the standard protocol everywhere I have been in Aus is get the shovel
>>835399371Not at all, you get them in suburban Sydney but they are still considered "protected species" because they may be and endangered species. These are the same cunts that fought against back burning becuase it's a threat towards wildlife. So we couldn't back burn for a few years and look what happened at the end of last year. The whole Australia was on fire. Guess what we have been doing all this winter? Back burning lol
>>835400303Fun fact, the platypus are also blind and deaf underwater, hence the big strong beak, they just bash into stuff and work their way around when swimming.
>>83539133089 bananas (provided they are European standard bananas)
Eli Mitchell
>>835393059Fake and gay
Nathan Baker
>>835399454In germany we have a 3k fine for killing waspsThey are not even close to being endangered, profit massively from human trash and all that but for whatever reason we are not allowed to kill them>Nobody cares tho, i doubt anyone had to pay that fine ever, gassing entire nests is absolutely normal
Liam Jones
>>835403292That's fucking retardedLol'd at the "gassing entire nest"You Germans sure love doing that don't you?