Alright Shitbags your on death row you have a 50$ limit for your last meal what’ll it be ? Any dumbass request pussy...

>>834150771a giant bag of sugarless gummi bears

Can I have Cocktail shrimp?

>>834150771GIve me two full racks of ribs from the best local bbq place and a 2 liter of bangs rootbeer

A french cassoulet and a simple red wine of course, anything else would be retarded

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>>834151136do not forget to coat this steak in a high quality pecan oil and medium chain triglyceride oil before applying rubs

>>834150771Fresh prawns and oyster for entree, sirloin steak cooked medium with chips and Caesar salad for mains. With a couple of beers.Probs just chocolate mouse for dessert.

>>834150771I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa

>>834151225Mmmmmmmmm

Probably some ribs French toast and cereal

>>834150771Where are we shopping fucktard? If its whole foods i vote for a side of ranch.

>>834151136Rubs? Way to ruin a good steak.

>>8341507714 liters of Canadian mist and a box of maple cookies

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>>834151428Ok leaf. Insert puking noises.

>>834150771What about magic pussy encrusted with dirty truffles? I'd pick something simple, like some comfort food like chicken and dumplings. Also, thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgQi01SBEZQ

>>834150771Is anyone else still getting the ads for this floppy titted bitch who is cheating on the black dude with the laundry basket?

>>834151506yeah puking is probably what would happenHopefully exploding too if its the electric chair

>>834150771I would down as much liquid as possible. If it doesn't come up then a full bladder will let go.

an overly moist subway sandwich with fingernails

>>834151731Eh, your eyes might pop out. You wont blow up though. Funeral director here.

>>834151389trust me dude I have a traeger and this method produces some of the best bark I ever had. I've just been using a cast iron to fry and miss my grill for sure. don't forget to coat that steak in some pecan and mct oil before applying the rub. code 3 spices Grunt rub is also pretty good from what I hear. put a stick of butter on top and torch the filet for quality bark after its been smoked. for best quality steak get it from a butcher like grand western steaks. about 23-25$ for a 8 oz filet

An all you can eat buffet and 10 dollars for an air mattress never stop eating and life forever.

>>834151812That is probably my least favorite sentance of all time. Well done Sir.

>>834151848You trying to get funny boy you ain’t gun go to no buffet . Enjoy your bologna sandwich

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>>834151848If you havent already watch se7en.

>>834150771$50 worth of baloney sandwiches

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>>834152013As you wish

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>orders a tomahawk steak>beats down prison staff with the bone>escapes alcatraz like Clint Eastwood himself>profits

>>834152044Fuuuck yeah

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>>834152013I think it was on the office. Baloney, ketchup and tomato. It makes me really happy to read this. Thanks user

>>834152120What?

Cyanide sandwich

>>834150771LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>834152182Denied the state does the execution around here boy . Enjoy your bologna sandwich

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>>834152231*you’re fucking retard

>>834152231Alright faggot

>>834152231Denied enjoy your bologna sandwich

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>>834150771mongolian beef with steamed riceorange sunkist 20 ozben and jerries cherry garciaskittlessnickersmountain dew 20oz

>>834150771Pineapple pizza, a 6 pack of ramune and some pocky

>>834152231EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!THE GRAMMAR NAZI PIGS ARE HERE AND THEY LOOK PISSED!!!

>>834152301Not bad sounds like a meal

>>834152283We get green beans too?What’s that other slop? Is it applesauce?

>>834150771>Medium rare cheeseburger on Texas toast, all veggies, fry sauce, fried egg, crispy rashers, and fried onions. Speared pickle through the top of it.>Steak fries with extra fry sauce.>Caesar salad, no dressing. >Fifth of Bacardi.>Chilled can of Cactus Cooler, no ice.>Pack of menthols, mint.>Pint of rocky road ice cream from Barry’s, extra fudge.>Get to watch My Favorite Year starring Peter O’Toole while I eat, might even watch it twice with the rocky road and menthols.Oh yeah, and one more thing.>Sneak my side piece in between hours and get all the magic, dirty pussy I want.Give me firing squad at the end.

>>834150771Bologna sandwich, mayo, mustard, a slice of America cheese, and a caprisun.

A strawberry kiwi Snapple, can of Dr. PEPPER, 1 extra crispy KFC chicken breast, 2 spicy California sushi rolls, tuna salad sandwich with kosher dill slices and cheddar on white potato bread with lays BBQ chips, snickerdoodle cookie and a glass of chocolate milk. Maybe some sweet tarts or smarties to chew as I'm fried.

Lobster roll with baked beans and a nice beer

>>834152412Forgot my post meal smoke as well assuming they'd be bros about it

3-4x 500mg thc brownies laced with molly acid and mushroomsmixed cream soda dr. pepper and knob creek small batch 4-5 lines of cocaine

>>834152405Put extra crispy bacon on that tuna sandwich and I’m in

>>834151018Wtf why is mcdonalds so expensive in burgerland?

>>834152452You're a faggot, here's your sandwich

>>834151304Meh

>>834152452Enjoy your sandwich

the best steak 50 dollars can buy. am i allowed to have drink with my last meal

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>>834150771pickle hot dog

a optimized ratio of chicken nuggets and cola 50$ can buy

>>834150771Spaghetti and meatballs. A good $50 worth as well. I'm about die man.

White Castle or Krystal Burgers.

>>834152452

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>>834150771I want $25 in chipotle re-fried beans with sauteed onion, a bag of white castle hamburgers with pepper jack cheese, and a gallon of prune juice.

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>>834152283sweet jesus wahts in the pot?cigarette butts and floor sweepings?gimme an extra spoonful

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>>834152768this man is not afraid of Eternal Hell

>>834152816Looks like southern style green beans.

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>>834152452Warden here. We’ll make an exception for this prick. Request comes as written but give him lethal injection at the height of the trip session.

I want some frozen baked schicken nuggies, a great value fake jalepeno jack crisp, a crispy chicken sandwich, some ikea meatballs and gravy and a pepsi

>>834150771 I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>834152938wat dip do you want with the number 6, sir?I'm sorry we're all out

>>834152938Based

>>834152938is pepsi OK?

>>834153013you'll cowards don't even Sprunkbottom text

$50 of moms spaghetti and a nice bottle of red.

>>834151111Quads have been brought down. Though the cheetoes and pickles don't look too bad. Me, personally, would have to be a sirloin steak at Texas roadhouse, with mashed potatoes, greenbeans, the house bread, and a margarita. Less than half of 50 bucks

>>834153380Good thing you’re saving that $25 on your last meal

>>834150771I want original Four Loko. That's it. Fuck I need this.

>>834153449Did you wanna roll a pipe while you're at it? I'm gonna get banned...

>>834150771Large 3 topping from pizza hut for $9.99 (jalapeno, pineapple, sausage)Small bottle of tabasco and ranch $42 liter of Coke- $21 pint of Reeses Ice Cream $58 Buffalo Wings from Anywhere- $101 bag sour patch kids $1.501 bag of doritos $42 slim jims $36 pack of cheap beer with the last $10

Bottle of wine and ink cap mushroom and beef stew, with a sundae for desert.

>>834151665Yes

>>834152119Now that, sir. Is a cursed image I may not want my last meal any moreJust end it

>>834150771A pack of Shin Ramyun with a soft-boiled egg and some sesame oil, a bottle of dark ale and a Tunnock's Tea Cake for dessert.

>>834152283Fuck I hate those trays

>>834152369Based

>>834152405Jesus how fat ass are you turbo neets? It would take me a fuckin day to finish all that shit

>>834153951Agreed

>>834153601Not bad not bad

>>834153439Gotta have some pocket change for later

>>834154049Robots come in two sizes. Auschwitz and blimp.

>>834153601Again, too much for me to eat in a day, you worthless fat fuck. I might not finish it, but it's a good combo. I would be happy, even if I only had a little of each. Smart man

>>834154112

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>>834150771Bread, lo mein, boiled eggs, rice, spagetti, mung beans, sunflower seeds, oregano, and some mozerella sticks with marinara sauce

a large pepperoni & sausage pizza, stuffed crust. roll the pizza up like a burrito and dip it in garlic sauce also buffalo wings with ranch and a pepsi. I'm going out like a king

>>834154265lol I normally eat decent but these are my fave junk foods. I'm usually full after 3 pieces of pizza but if I was gonna die in the morning, I'd eat as much as I could.If I was super high, I could maybe take down the whole pizza though lol

>>834153601You forgot tax

president Trump had it right, I want burger fries coca-cola an fried calamari

Unpopped porcorn.Also I want to be cremated.

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>>834154196I'm not /r9k/ for once. My bad

>>834154411downgrade my pizza to a medium and take off the doritos please sir

>>834150771does the bologna sandwich have any mayo on it? because bologna + mayo is based

I'll take a mcdouble wiith a doritos locks taco and a mcchicken stuffed inside. 20 piece nugget from mcdonalds and a popeyes spicy chicken sandwich. Large diet coke cause I'm trying to watch my figure.

a bologna sandwich from the cafeteria.

>>834154573

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>>834154368Well, if you got a budget of $50 no sense in not trying. It's not like they're going to kill you if you don't finish it.

>>834154444Lost And trips twice in a thread checked? >>834151111God damn

>>834150771>Bottle of Whisky >5 Guys Buger and FriesI want a ton of shit to come out of my body when I die.

I'd like a bologna sandwich from the cafeteria.

>>834155069And put the rest into your kids' college funds, officer. I hope they'll do well.

>>834151294Yesss XD smart man.

>>834152525We use real beef anus, not ground horse penis.

My moms chicken casserole.

>>834151136What a fag!

>>834152938All you had to do was follow the damn train

>>834150771I declare a mistrial and ask the judge to spare me. I'll keep begging to anyone around. I'm sure someone with empathy will care. I'm sureSome tendies of course

>>834150771Pussy samwich ;3

>>834152525Everything is expensive except our labor. We're slaves with very little benefit

12- to 24-hr smoked brisket and Memphis style baby back ribs

I want whatever that faggot warden is eating today!

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>>834150771They don't do the last meal requests. You get what they have in the cafeteria. Between the 20 years of attorneys soaking state money with appeals, assholes asking for tough/expensive stuff and the fact the victims didn't get the courtesy of a last meal they called Bullshit on last meal requests decades ago.