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First for being in love with Maisie

First for DRUMPF BTFO

I was under the impression that this had been agreed upon years ago.

Silly user, taking her quotes word for word is entry level Maisieing. That's what any casual fan can do in comments section of her social media. Appreciating Maisie's body of work is Stage 2- still accessible for initiates, but it requires basic insight into general female psychology Protip - they always apreciate physical attraction more than intellectual affiliation, despite claiming the opposite. Of course, advanced Maisiefriends like Sir Gifmaker or my humble self are Stage 4, two levels above and far beyond the comprehension of regular sh*tposter, let alone a pleb social media user.

first for avatarfagging from my autist folder.

Jesus Christ can someone please explain to me how the fuck an entire dothraki army got onto mainland Westeros without anyone noticing? Or how the gold in transport made it all the way to the Iron Bank to pay off the Lanisters debt instantaneously? It would've taken just a few fucking sentences to set up, but instead we have this fucking mess. Also, 0/10 no cuck knight

Daily reminder that Maisie, YOUR Maisie, is a shit waifu.

Imagine being able to shitpost about the show without having to deal with and to endure the sight of the Hunchback in every other post…


Who's this semendaemon coalburner?

Good thread, but please don't forget to include the link to previous thread next time, and also the thread #number.
This is S7 thread #13 btw, and previous @

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Everyone uses the webway, except CIA who has a flight plan, we go over this every thread.

it just goes to show that brilliance of the female strategic mind btfos you silly patriarcucks :^)

Maisie, obviously. She thought that dying her hair blonde would be enough to deceive us, but we're onto her.

I enjoy the maisieposting ironically.

Dr Branhattan knows about his flight plan, he hinted at it. He's very close to getting himself caught.

"Chaosh is a laddah."

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You say that now, but eventually you will be corrupted and do it unironically.
Best to stop while you're ahead.

So how often did Bran watch his sister get raped?

As many times as he saw Maisie fingering herself to sleep dreaming about the waifu. He knows everything now, even CIA's flight plan.

Pretty sure Maisie's body would be a lot less pudgy/shapeless and hairy

Surprised people haven't realized the truth sooner

could anyone ever love this face?

If Bran talks about Big Guys CIA days are truly numbered.

Branhattan is /ourguy/ for sure.

Bran could easily warg into The Mountain, ride all the way down to Winterfell, and throw him out of the wall.

Was making Maisiehaters look bad part of your plan? Are you undercover Maisiefriend?

Of coursh!

The Maisie rises

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But if she's a Mary Sue, how come the battle was shot in a way that made her look like the villain? Are there negative Mary Sues?

Why would he warg another man to throw another man off a wall, if he could warg the man to jump himself?

The Zombiemountain should be easier to warg into. Besides, he's the biggest guy on Westeros.

Which reminds me, are we even making a #LIVE for this episode? Sir Gifmaker contacting me via the Maisiemail and implied he'd make Best of No.4 from the threads when leak happened, so that would be S7 #11&12.

Why not use a Big Girl?

I believe episode 4's big battle took place in the Stormlands so the Dothraki sailed from Dragonstone into either Shipbreaker Bay or the Sea Of Dorne and sneak attacked 1/2 of the Lannister army after the other half had escorted the gold back to King's Landing. Euron and his fleet are presumably in siege back at Casterly Rock or making their way back to King's Landing.

The gold would thus be subject to inspection by the Iron Banks representative but not quite back in Braavos yet.

Where's the Best of No.3?

Part of the Best of No.4 :^)

Here are all three :)

But that doesn't make any sense, look at where High Garden and where Kings Landing is, unless the Dothraki were in Dorne, it makes NO sense

TELL ME ABOUT BRAN. WHY DOES HE SIT IN A CHAIR?!

For a three eyed raven, he didn't fly so good!

I haven't seen it yet fully, so I haven't done my dedicated Good-Bad-Shit-Overall review yet. I was hoping for a Cal Ripken streak of getting those in.

I'd be willing to bet money her face is the main reason this show is for mature audiences.

Yeah, a Villain Sue.

Thanks!

By the way, why did they play Mount & Blade Bannerlord when the Drothaki started horse archery?

Winterfell was one giant OSHA violation.

So what happened in the episode? I don't watch it anymore. I just watch the live thread to see what happens because it's become so shit.

It fits too well honestly.

My pleasure, friend

Don't recommend watching the curry RIP honestly, it's in dreadful quality. But we're expecting the analysis on Sunday, they made it into every Best Of so far

Bran has gone super autismo, Arya is a ninja from a Chinese picture book, CIA gave autismo the knife he almost got killed by and he in turn gave it to the hobgoblin. Jon showed Dany some cave paintings done by the forest waifus but she wasn't really impressed and wanted him to submit. Jaime takes gold from the castle he captured to the bank Jew but he got ambushed by queen fatass and the episode ends with him sinking into a lake.

More accurate than the official summary tbh

Is Little Finger in charge?

I wonder if Bran knows CIA is a time traveller. Will he banepost irl next?

If Bran baneposts in a scene, CIA will go flying back overpowered by his flight plan.

Why doesn't it make sense if half the Lannister army veered south to gather food?

Jaime & Bronn and company are on the Boneway between Blackhaven and Summerhall collecting crops while the Gold and the other half of the army are back safe in King's Landing.

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Until a big guy comes along and foils his plan, or D&D decides it is time for some woman power and he gets killed off.

Bran's an avatar of the Master Plan now and we all know that the Flight Plan is no match for the Master Plan.

Feasible enough for me

He will get killed by the hobgoblin in the last episode this season.

Wait so no one big died? We know Jamie can't die yet because he hasn't done stuff he's supposed to in spoilers yet. I figured they'd kill Bronn and this week might be the end of Littlefinger's flight-plan too. Guess it was a complete nothing episode.

And there are Anons who still don't believe that D&D come to these threads for inspiration

This better not happen, user.

Quite the contrary, all the surviving Stark kids gathering in Winterfell with interactions between each other and plenty of throwbacks to previous season is what the whole Winterfell plotline has been waiting for several seasons. And of course there's a 15 minute battle in the end with Queen Fatass napalming poor Lannister infantry and Jaime almost commiting sudoku by charging on Dragon Merkel while Drogon got brought down by Qyburn's ballista. Bronn was actually hero of the battle

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Kek

Know your enemy, know yourself, and victory will soon follow.

Is that Sun Tzu?

Why doesn't anyone like Sansa? Tumblr loved to get #triggered at her rape but they stopped caring about her as well.

Invincibility lies in the defense, the possibility of victory in the attack.

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You got these from Total War loading screens, didn't you

No quarter given. No mercy this day.

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They have gone too far now. This cannot go on.

these guys leak like bran's prolapsed anus don't they.

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Didn't mean to post this.


She's a hot white women so she probably triggers them.

If your enemies have the advantage, bait them; if they are confused, strike them; if they are numerous, prepare for them; if they are strong, evade them; if they are angry, aggravate them; if they are humble, make them arrogant; if they are relaxed, stress them; if they are united, divide them.

Their own poster spilled the beans regarding the ice dragon.

γνῶθι σεαυτόν μηδέν άγαν

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Stannis would have probably won that if it was the Warscape Engine.

Lmao

So what is the Dornish army doing now?

They went along with Ellaria's coup but now there's no Martell's left although even show Oberyn mentioned he indeed does have 8 bastard daughters and only 3 are dead (2 confirmed)

Will they just hang out in Dorne and end up as the most powerful kingdom due simply to everyone else dropping dead?

Masturbating furiously to shaved goats.

Dorne and the Stormlands have ceased to exist in the show.

Cersei became my favorite character by paying off the goverment debt.

The (((financial community))) is too big to fail.

I'd like her channeling Jackson a lot better if she didn't immediately turn around and start spending again.

This show is both more fake and more positive than LOTR ever was

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Jon-Dany-Jaime triple dragon alliance team 5ever

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She is in a war against a lunatic who brought an army of shitskins to rape and pillage. That she paid off a debt during a war at all is nothing short of miraculous.

Post the webm

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anyone got ep4 download?>

Search it on rarbg

limetorrents.in/ , first in the TV show category

Not on rarbg yet I believe, they release HDs after the show has aired

Isn't a large amount of the debt from the Lannister kikes? Isn't she just paying herself then?

Just like banking in real life.

Did he stink a finger in her bum?

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Is this OC?

It's from the link.

see

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fuck off leftypol

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a shot every time Tyrion says 'the unthullied'

why aren't you making loans then?

Because, Satan, when non-jewish people do it, it's called 'loansharking'.

Well shit.

No he's not.

He's in more episodes, so they fish him out.

I bet she fingers her bum every night fantasizing that it is Brans finger

one thing that I never understood is who cleans up after Bran?

its like…..
pretty obvious but the show never says anything about their sexual tension. there "should" be some considering she has to take him to go pee and wipe his ass after he shits

Surely he must get hard accidentally at some point.

I don't think they ever really needed to do it so far. They've been wandering around where it's always cold so the piss and shit would probably just freeze.

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shoulda stayed with the bad pucci

Jew fro Jew bitch

Ser Bronn of the Asswater?

I think it would be the opposite. Constantly cleaning him would maker her not sexually interested in him at all.

it's not like he can feel it

Tyrion was just on the other part of the fucking country together with Jon (Dany has already left). Then he teleported just to watch the battle. Impressive.

KILL SOMEBODY ALREADY D&D. OFF FUCKING BRONN OR JAIME.

Clearly, you are not paying attention to the signs written on the wall.

The Writings On The Wall

it was conclusively proven that Nell is top waifu.

The retarded animu scene was cringe inducing. Maisie's ugly smug goblin face made it worse. And then there's
The Lannister troops were destroying those dumb goatfuckers before YASS QUEEN arrived with her plot armour.

Bronn and Dickson or whatever will be executed next episode. I am still laughing at how the dumb fuck queen of mary sues burnt all the supplies the lannisters had or what looked like all of it yet that's what she was bitching about not having. The dragon is a fucking joke and this show gets worse and worse.

Even watching all the lore videos, I can see Martin is a faggot who just shit everything on a plate and started playing with it. And D&D are kikes sucking the life out of it.

STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

IS DEAD

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He wasn't, really. You're refering to the scene when Theon arrives to Dragonstone and they tell him Fatass has already left, but Tyrion isn't there at that point. Last time we see him on Dragonstone is when Daenerys is talking to Jon
I wish, but Dragon Merkel appeared right with the first charge and disrupted Lannisters' shieldwall so they stood no chance right from the start. There wasn't a moment in the battle when Lannisters had the upper hand. Of course it would be a whole different story if there was no dragon, that's what you probably meant in the first place. I believe Lannisters could have won that way

Not supreme, just enlightened. That's what collecting Maisies for years and posting them does to you. I wrote some Maisiepoetry too if you'd like to see it :)

I love the thread user, and it's good to see someone else making new ones. What I meant is that /got/ is serious business and we like to keep it organized and orderly. It's not such a hassle to number the thread and link previous one, come on

Nice

Bronn survives. But the Tarlys doesn't

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How the fuck is Bronn still alive, I am trying to find the plot armor he has and is he a self insert of one of the faggots known as D&D.

Imagine just for a second that somehow Stannis is a member of the army of the dead. Just think about it I know the curse doesn't affect the people in the South of the Wall

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Bronn and Jaime survive. According to
green-chili.blogspot.com/p/episode-705.html
Davos smuggles Tyrion into King's Landing where he has a secret meeting with Jaime (arranged by Bronn).

Nah bro, its over, let it go.
The Winter Kings are our new hope for purging Westros.

when was sansa raped exactly?
real rape pls. not tumblr rape+

What if instead of killing off Drogon, they keep him around but show him growing as big as Balerion, only to later fight with the white walkers?

I know, but just imagine a Zombie Stannis being one of the generals of the Night King

It's mostly just haikus :)

Falling leaves rustling
Oh, the sight wind softly sighs
Her emerald eyes

Or

Maisie forever
A distant dream, sweet despair
Maisie everywhere

Does anyone else feel genuinely repulsed every time Arya appears on screen?

no because I don't watch

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We know that feel bro


Based

EXTRA THICC

She was a semen demon back in season 4. A shame how things turned out.

I know it was a wedding night and all, but still. She didn't seem to enjoy it one bit and then sobbed in bed the next episode ;_;

jdimsa

It shouldn't be Dolorous Edd but Dolorous Jon. Jon always looks like he's on the verge of tears.

You will be sobbing in bed too if Ramsay "20 good inches" Bolton rammed into your already broken anus all night

You would've thought he was some sort of savage or something.

He's alpha Chad, here's

Emilia talking about how they first met. @1:09

Well he enjoyed raping wildlings.

Her first…time?

That's everyone's duty.

My headcanon is that it was indeed Theon's cock on that plate.

So Ramsay sent a sausage with potatoes to the Greyjoys?

Never really put that much thought into it.
I just like to imagine that northmen are uncivilised savages and cannibalism wouldn't be beneath them.

She makes that joke in first five seconds haha :) Honestly, Emilia can be pretty funny

I've never watched game of thrones
I've only read the books through the end of a dance with dragons
The original idea was interesting before it devolved into rambling about endless worthless characters and disappointment.
I only come on these threads to confirm my disappointment with the series and the tv series.

That's my drunk confession.

No

Doesn't she look the same way she did in S4 though? It's just haircut that's different

In the book there are some who are cannibals. Funny enough the Thenn's who are portrayed as cannibals in the series are completely civilized in the books, even forging their own bronze armor and weapons along with having Lords and laws.

what is it with her and putting pens near her mouth?

Past the first three books, shows becomes superior to books. Esecially compared to the awful mess that is ADWD

Nah, her head was more round back then. The shape is weird now.

Totally no lewd implication or teasing intentions user, it's just your imagination!

Really? It still seems like almost perfect sphere to me

Photoshop. This is the unedited version.

You now remember the Ramsaygirl from last season's #LIVE threads

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I think he said that just to be courteous.

Oh dear

Should see her when she's hungry.

JESUS CHRIST

You think Hot Pie could do better?
>implying there's even a hypothetical improvement over The Mais

Is Hot Pie transforming into a lesser clone of Khal Drogo?

i think i just got back into this knobgoblin.

is there more.

well, at least she has the foresight to train for her new profession after the series end

DELET

The circle is now complete.

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Heh.

I gave up caring before the end and read for trying to find the satisfaction of an ending of any kind. Needless to say it never happened. Now I lurk to watch shitposting in threads and see if dumbcunt denys fucks herself or she continues to be Mary Sue in the eyes of the two jews in charge of the show, and other random bits.

All memes aside, do you see Maisie's career lasting after GoT ends?

I will dig around

Naturally, but I expect more more alternative/indie stuff like The Falling (heartily recomnending this for anyone whou doubts Maisie's acting skill) rather than AA+ budget Hollywood stuff. Then again, which GoT actors are going to last in the mainstream producuction after the show is done? There was a dedicated thread on this topic in catalog some weeks ago. Right now she's shooting X-men New Mutants in Boston - and has at least three more movies coming up, one being an adaptation of YA fiction bestseller - but I'll gladly see her establishing herself in more artistic projects once GoT hype is over.

H-he'll fix everything with Winds of Winter, just wait.

It's quite the veer.

On top of that why would they have all their leaders located there together?

Hard to tell with the pajeet quality video but wasn't it Highgarden itself in the background of their fight?

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Very, very well done lmao

They combined Arya with Stoneheart in the show but Stoneheart was such a terrible character, an example of where they should have just told the book fans to fuck off.

none of us actually enjoy got, we're just here to watch the trainwreck that is an obese pedophiles tribute to tolkien re-written by jewish hacks.

she'll probably end up a VA like Mark Hamill

Queen Lardass tried to pull the same bullshit when introducing herself to Jon Snu. You weren't "raped", you dumb cunt. You willingly married a shitskin savage who rode you like a cheap mule.

So any bother with a live thread considering we already know what is going to happen?

no

will Jamie survive and be prisoner? Also when is the incest scene between fatass and Jon "manlet" Snow?

that mug is so right. Her A cups and diminutive hips and concave ass just don't cut it.

Big titties matter, titlet.

t. triggered shrimp

So much for being her sun and stars.

What's the matter, user? Feeling insecure at the notion of size?

Taking the opportunity for early bed tonight thanks to Pajeet, but it would be good to see some #LIVE banter here in he morning

I love both the original ASOIAF trilogy and GoT, but don't tell anyone

The opportunity to sleep forever is later. Banter with the community is the here and now.

I guess Jaime and Bronn will escape somehow, it's unlikely that Queen Lardass would release the man who killed her father and Jaime still has a part to play in the story

You're right user, after all there are only 4 episodes left in S7 and 10 in total! Gotta get couple of energy drinks from gas station in that case

sure, but I guess queen lardass would have taken them prisoner or something to create drama between Jamie and Tyrion. But again, they've probably not been thinking so far.

Get outta here with that Hunchback shit.

More of a /salsa/ guy?

Nope, not a fan of any of the Starks.

That sexy sandsnek on the other hand…

Snek!

(Check)
Read your mind → :)

Whomever is responsible for casting her did their job.

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MEME'D

will there be a stream today?

No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

Bran knows CIA's flight plan.

Flight plan vs master plan.

who is the fluid druid?

Oh I'm sure that he knows about the master plan too. I still have the theory that he'll warg into the biggest guy in Westeros and will throw him out of the wall.

Clebane?

that's a red red flag that even a blind man can see

Bran's here to end the borrowed time CIA has been living on?

Rosabell Laurenti Sellers

He literally showed him that he's in charge now.

One of the sneks

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WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOURS, MASTER BRAN?

HOLDING THIS DOOR.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

WHY, I'M WINTERFELL'S RECKONING

If I remember correctly, didn't a Sand Snek receive a spanking in the books?
I remember Arya receiving at least 3 spankings

55 posts to go.

JAIME

stream yay or nay?

måske

HBO Go.

I mean will someone stream it even if since all the episodes were leaked?

hey that reminds me, I just got an hbo now subscription (and I already regret that, hbo are the worst cucks)
how does watching the new ep live work

does it just come up as an ep at that time like the rest?

All the episodes were leaked?

Only episode four was leaked. What was leaked were the plot and some script pages

Yep. At 9:00 it turns on.

Japes aside, yes.

I thought all season seven as a whole, did I mentioned that I'm retarded?

Stark hugs for everyone!

How are they going to mix it up for when Jon & Arya reunite?

Slow motion run toward each other?

And so do I

If something like that happened will be threads on here saying (((HBO))) was BTFO. Besides there are chances the upcoming episodes will be leaked

Jon mistakes her for a stoneman and strikes her down, ending her, and the audiences, suffering.

magestream.org/

It's still on magestream, right?

xoxoxox :)

Best scene this season.

I hope not, #LIVE hype is the best thing about GoT.

the only good thing

What if Kitlet will have other kind of sticking with the pointy end on his mind? :o

Dickon Lannister, the son of Arya and Tyrion

She looks like Audrey Hepburn.

Shame most of us have seen the Rajesh rip by now. But hey, at least we'll have the Arya swordfight in HD soon!

I don't think even (((D&D))) are brave foolish enough to try and pull that on us.

Kek

Maisie is D&D's waifu, of course they don't write any lewd stuff for her

She should play her in the inevitable biopic.

what a twat

I want to see the Dragonglass cave in HD. Jon shows Queen Fatass something before the cave paintings and i couldn't see shit!

>implying Arya won't let Jon Aegon Targaryen to pop her cherry as a token of good luck before fighting the Night King

why live

Not that she would have problems with sex scenes though

That's not how you do Euronposting
Let me show you Twat

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Never say never - I'm sure they video taped her casting coach session.

Once the true linage of Jon is revealed as a Targaryen, She probably will declare her love to her.

15 posts remaining morons, get hurry

I mean they wouldn't write anything inappropriate for the general public to feast their eyes on, but who knows what happens during the Maisieparties? D&D seem to be fond of those

Half/tv/ is cucked.

Just make the thread user, not like volunteers give a damn.

Who /Manderly/ here

Slow motion run but this time they reach each other in a loving embrace unlike dumbass Rickon who never learned to weave.

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I'm making the thread but help me to reach 300

Does anyone remember the old Myrcella?

Maisiefags are the antithesis of YASS QUEEN SLAYfags.

New Bread

ids happenang

jeez, that recap lasted for so long

No thanks

We need to shitpost harder

Who?
It started go to