Elfquest is so gay
Elfquest is so gay
Xavier Miller
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Jordan Brown
ELVES!
Zachary Stewart
Dwarves have the best comics.
Asher Young
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Jace Moore
That is one ugly elf.
Henry Young
Says the filthy pig-faced knife ear. Enjoy those trees, faggot, I'mma be over here taking over the world while you bitches whine.
Just remember, when we're running you pussies out of the woods so we can put down more factories and shit, you might've survived if you'd been just a little more…
Human
David Phillips
That is the smuggest fucking elf II have ever seen in my life.
Put him in the stocks and pull his pants down. Someone's gonna have to rape the smug outta him.
Camden Barnes
I think all you'd get out of him is Buenoface.
These are Elfquest elves, and they used to have a lot of orgies to try and convince people they WEREN'T CUTE.
Ian Baker
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James Barnes
any good elf burger comics? With qt dragons and stuff?
Elijah Sullivan
I've been on the internet too long
Tyler Ortiz
Guards! Take this this saucy fellow and PUT HIM IN THE STOCKINGS!
Well, apart from Elfquest, there was Poison Elves (ow the edge, like an elf Glenn Danzig) and Sapphire (pure filth).
Alexander Jenkins
Where does he go?!
Juan Ross
All over the fucking place, originally, after humans burnt the Smurf, I mean Elf forest down. It was a good excuse to show off some of the world-building.
Levi Clark
I fucking loved Elfquest as a kid. The elves were badass and had lots of sex, there were creepy villains and monsters; it was an awesome fantasy world. My favorite part was when they went to the mountains. I loved the Go-Backs' armor. Also I wanted to fuck Winnowill.
Caleb Bennett
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Christopher Jackson
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Josiah Bennett
Elves are legit evil though. I mean that unironically if you look at the original actual lore of elves.
Luke Cooper
explain
Brody Gomez
I went to this shitty little anime convention years ago and the Elfquest authors were one of the guests. The Head of the convention was on stage for way longer than he should have been, because he and every other staff member was shitfaced drunk.
They finally introduced the Elfquest people and I shouted something like "It's about time!" and the fat drunk nigger on stage started berating me, telling people to come take my badge and kick me out. They didn't. I didn't even care who they were. I never read their shitty comic.
When they got on stage, the proceeded to mock and belittle the fat drunk nigger on stage for a while and it made me feel better.
So there's that.
Evan Lopez
How elves should be seen and used for…
Ethan Reed
I read that second image one. I liked the massive tiddy but the subject matter was shit. The guy who falls into an elf village for mating purposes has the same size tits on the elves but it's all consensual, fuck this rape crap, it's boring to me.
Wyatt Sullivan
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Jeremiah Martinez
He's bullshitting, elves are gentle and kind.
Sebastian Bailey
All little critters in the european folklore are assholes and ugly creatures.
The cute fearies you see today like thinker bell?
Shakespeare fault.
Elf that look human but with long ears and beautiful?
Tolkein fault.
Joseph Perry
In ancient myth they were always fucking with people. They'd invite you into their realm, and if you ate their food or accepted their gifts you'd be stuck there, or find that years had passed when they finally let you go home. They'd steal children and replace them with goblins. I think Jacques Vallee was on to something when he compared alien abduction to fairy lore.
It's good to hear the Pinis are decent people.
Evan Carter
Being a vanillafag is pure suffering
Jacob Stewart
user, those "rape" hentai aren't really rape, the elves wanted it all along.
Blake Sanders
You haven't looked hard enough.
exhentai.org
Christopher Hernandez
They seemed pretty nice, I guess.
Dominic Reed
Elf rape is just the fantasy version of black-on-white interracial porn.
Jacob Ramirez
What if the one's doing the raping are human?
Jaxson Collins
Then it's white-on-Asian.
Gavin Rogers
can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?
Colton Baker
I thought the point was they looked cute to lure humans into a false sense of security
and how could shakespeare invent the cute little fairy like tinkerbell? he didn't have cgi or anything, what did he use puppets?
Elijah Wood
why are the tits so grotesque?
Ethan Williams
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Gavin Ortiz
He was a prolific smut-artist in the 80's and drew with a proto-weeb style that led to accusations of paedophilia. He was mostly remembered for the urban erotic action thriller Leather And Lace.
He died a few years back, leaving us with only a truly insane amount of Rule #34 of Hermoine to remember him by.
(sniff) Good Night, Sweet Prince…
Camden Ross
sounds like bullshit. he preferred drawing dicks
Joshua Rivera
They're not even elves really, they're shape shifting psionic aliens
Caleb Bennett
rule34.paheal.net
You'd think there'd be more Herm Hermione.
Their ancestors were Greys, but they adapted themselves to look like elves based on human legends, then their ship crashed backwards in time and they became the basis for those legends, after losing the ability to shift back, and most of their psionics.
Lincoln White
You really would. You can use magic as an excuse.
Camden Wood
Are you for real nigger? He described them as tiny humans with bug wings in his books, there are suppose to be ugly tiny humanoid with bug wings
The nips cant do nothing wrong.
Nolan Barnes
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Ethan Perez
All dem qt elves