Starcucks call 911 over Trump cup

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

archive.is/hvmFz
youtu.be/dYsaZMAluYY
This is low hanging reactionary tripe but still makes a good point: drinking coffee on a routine basis is degenerate.

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Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

fuck coffee

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

drinking coffee is degenerate

Really, nigger?

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

triggered shitskin
hahahahahaha

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

drinking coffee is degenerate
gave up booze cigs and weed
exercise every day
lift
only vice is coffee

Anhero now op.

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

Is one coffee a day ok? Black, no sugar.

Parker James
Parker James

I like goin to work and having diarrhea so I get to take an unscheduled break on the boss's time hurr durr durr durr hurf hurf hurf.

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

you could at least try to learn how to read.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Implying im a wage cuck
I own a small business, pull down 500k a year. Best part is, its just a storage lot.

I dont even have to work, I just go to my p.o. box and collect checks you fag.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

So you think you're special?
Because you get to have morning coffee diarrhea on your own time?

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

Not only that, all that high blood pressure makes you more easily salty

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Consider everything you know and associate with habitual coffee drinkers. Name ONE positive.

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

So you think you're special?
You puritan moralizer?
I bet you dont do anything at all.

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Calling the cops for shit like this should net you a fine or at least a smack upside the head.

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Holding up the emergency service lines over this shit should result in a fine.

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

Whats the emotion on black guy's face? Looks like every emotion mashed together.

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

I'm pretty sure this is actually illegal, same as making prank calls to 911

Colton Long
Colton Long

Doesn't coffee give you small dick?

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

Define "small".

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

i get diarrhea from drinking coffee
what are you? an infant? are your bowels so sensitive that you start blasting diarrhea from a little coffee? fucking disgusting

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

Implying diarrhea

Your diet is probably to blame here, my coffeeless considerably less caucasian cucknugget.

muh boss's time

Libertarians are kikes and belong in the ovens with them.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

your coffee has diarrhea

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

implying a lolberg would give a fuck about a job.

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Just being alive gives you a small doodle

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

how much do you weigh user? honest question, because you might have some sort of diagnosed disease if coffee gives you that level of fecal dilution

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

no webm
You had one fucking job.

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

adjective
adjective: small; comparative adjective: smaller; superlative adjective: smallest

1.
of a size that is less than normal or usual.
"the room was small and quiet"
synonyms: little, compact, bijou, tiny, miniature, mini

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

coffee is degenerate
What are we fucking mormoncucks now? Jesus.

Also this thread is garbage
/reddit/index.html

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

Epic.

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

if food could effect the body in such a dramatic way, we'd have actual devil fruit by now

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

In my area the coffee house crowd is old retired men that meet up in the morning and shoot the shit for an hour or so. Not every coffee place is hipsters.

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Thanks user. Mobile atm.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

It's best to not be dependent on any substance, user

Josiah King
Josiah King

tfw stopped drinking coffee a month ago

feels gud

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

I like how shitlording is becoming mainstream again. We are bullyciding the cucks back into their shed.

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

doesn't get the coffee shits
You're not actually white.
Coffee isn't white.
It doesn't come from any white lands.
What the fuck is "arabica" motherfucker?

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

Well, it seems we have a new vein to mine for salt.
go to Starbucks
order cheapest drink on the menu
tell them you want it to say TRUMP on your cup
watch employees get triggered
I imagine we can get some mileage out of this.

James Bennett
James Bennett

Purity spiraling about coffee? Worthless distractions. This is mindless bullshit. This is another form of shilling. Redpill people on jews.

Sage

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

haha you know what would be funny if we went and gave them money

NOT SO FAST SCHLOMO

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Hahaha that worthless little worm can't even look at the guy in the eye, he just keeps staring at the register terrified

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

Enjoy a few laughs my uptight nig

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

jews are the coffee

Leo Green
Leo Green

Retard you don't have to pay a dime if they refuse to put the name on it

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

This is mindless bullshit.

lolno, this is called winning. You need to make the (((left))) into a laughingstock and turn mocking them into a national pass time. Then once the laughter gets old, the rope comes out.

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

implying you're going to pay for it
You'll get free coffee and snacks if the employee can't do their job right and the manager has to get involved. Once the cops get involved, the employee is going to get fucked.
get free coffee and snacks
liberal is going to get fired or written up
you get the whole thing on video so we can get keks out of it

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

this is actually a brilliant idea and will spread like herpes because of "muh free coffee"
people love free shit, and if they have a way to get free shit, they are going to get free shit.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

You do realize they dont ask your name until AFTER you've paid. Plus not all Starbucks workers are like and wont give a fuck in which case you've just handed your money over to Starbucks. You're falling for jewish tricks.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

puritan
Undercover Jesuit detected.

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

I'm not telling you to buy $50 bilge water made from beans picked by blind Gautemalan cock suckers under a harvest moon or some shit. This is for the coffee drinking anons to try to draw keks. Bonus if you live in a liberal city or nogs are working the register. You'll definitely get a reaction.

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

Coffee is fine in moderation, but Starbucks and Dutch Bros. are cancer.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

advice on storage lot business?

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

THIS

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

If only you took your own advice and stopped choking on dicks.

Jace Robinson
Jace Robinson

coffee is fine in moderation
By your logic, weed is a-okay.

Freedom is a bore.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

He called the FUCKING COPS FOR THIS SHIT?

Liberals: Hating cops until they get their feelings hurt. :'((((

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

He'll probably claim he called the cops for harassment rather than the Trump thing.

Julian Young
Julian Young

Coffee is full of antioxidants and has been shown to protect the liver from damage, especially from alcohol consumption. Confirmed this anecdotally with a client of mine who is a major alcoholic. He went in for liver testing thinking he must be on the verge of death. Perfectly fine. He drinks a pot a day.

I never really liked coffee, but when I saw the benefits, I started drinking a pot each day myself. I don't miss it if I miss a day for whatever reason, and am happy to split a pot with company. Genuinely feel better since I started drinking it regularly.

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

Gainful employment? Actually I tried giving up both coffee and alcohol earlier this year like the Emperor but caved in about 45 days. I think you need to get a lot of day-quality light to pull it off…

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

What mobile devices play webm?

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

Should be any device with a browser that supports HTML5.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

If you want to give up alcohol, start taking 500 mg of niacinamide daily while also abstaining. It will give you more willpower. It's also super good for you in general, and dirt cheap ($5 for a three month supply on Amazon).

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

You underestimate the power of an organized boycott that can result from these incidents. Mark my words, the Starbucks CEO will put out a statement tomorrow morning.

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

watch those cucks at all time if you try this. otherwise you might have to kill a fag for spitting in your drink.

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

White Russian confirmed as master alcoholic drink

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

unscheduled break on the boss's time

I NEED TO WORK HARDER, OTHERWISE MR GOLDBERG WILL BE VERY ANGRY

Oliver White
Oliver White

Friendly reminder that the Left needed blankeys and play-doh to console themselves after Trump became the 45th President of the United States.

William Carter
William Carter

Last year's "Hur dur have a plain red cup and fuck all y'all's Crimmas, bitches!" bullshit
This year's getting triggered by the word "Trump"
Next year is pic related.

James Richardson
James Richardson

Starbucks coffee is burnt and tastes like shit, though. Even the 'cheap' cups are expensive, too. I'm not gonna go give them my money for an overpriced, inferior product, even for laughs.

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

hurr durr I feel fine when I do drugs everyday and never get withdrawels, you should do it too goyi- I mean anons.
I'm sure all those shill articles I find on google aren't in ANY way influenced by the immense multibillion dollar market of coffee. I'm sure they wouldn't have any lobbying power. Totally no bias by people who are addicted writing and finding ways to justify their addiction.

1. It's a stimulant, of course you would feel better.
2. Antioxidants are found in plenty of other, healthier things.
3. Coffee is acidic and that's bad for your pH levels in your body.
4. Dehydrates you. All bad in the morning.
5. Blocks up chemicals in your brain, giving you the illusion that youre not tired, when in fact you are. The build up causes a crash. This gets worse and worse and accumulates, making you need/want more to be more awake.
6. It's also highly addictive, more so than nicotine (more people drink coffee than smoke, duh!) and the withdrawel symptoms are compared to that of a Class A drug.
7. It has LAXATIVE effects you morons. That's why it makes you poop.
8. It speeds up your system, because it is a stimulant. When you don't drink it you not only feel like shit but your body runs like shit because it was used to (addicted) to how it ran with the help of the stimulant. You literally make your body dependent on it to function normally.

If you don't believe me, quit cold turkey. Do it and know for yourself how god awful a caffeine addiction is. That shit is terrible for you.

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

I hope Holla Forums one day frees itself from the liquid bean Jew.

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

Tea is ok.

French, Italians, Turks and Arabs drink coffee.
Brits, Germans and Russians drink tea.
Guess which is superior.

Brits like to drink tea of their slaves (india, china etc) but Germans and Russians like local herbs like linden. Russians even invented a tea concentrator machine which looks like something out of steampunk.

Buy yourself a Samovar and a shitton of chamomile.

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

Or buy an electric one.

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

drinking coffee on a routine basis is degenerate.
Caffeine and ephedrine are literally the most Aryan drugs in existence after anabolic steroids.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

But Americans drink coffee, and America runs Europe. So by the transitive property, coffee is superior.

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

take a drug so you can give up a drug
So, I was a little skeptical of it, but it seems to have a decent amount of health benefits. As someone who is trying to give up alcohol, caffeine, and porn at the moment, I might try it out based on this

drdavidwilliams.com/niacin-benefits/

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

being this assblasted over people enjoying coffee

wew lad

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Yids run the entire planet
drink tea
It's settled, then.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

starbucks serves coffee

False.

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

This. I'm sure there's some variability of reaction between people's individual genetics and physiology, but coffee destroys me in all the ways user lists. If I drink it for two days in a row, not exaggerating, I will already be addicted and need it the next day. I'm pretty sensitive to substances in general so that could be part of it, but I also think "being sensitive" may have a lot to do with generally being a more aware person instead of a retarded lunk who doesn't even notice when his body is reacting badly to things, rather than some genuine physical difference. If you don't think coffee is a fairly serious drug, you're probably a big dumb lunk who's unaware of the state of his own body and mind IMO.

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

Trips of truth

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

There are people who wake up because they drink "coffee" and there are those who wake up to drink coffee. If you learn how to make a proper one it's great, I didn't even feel like having cola or whatever since then.

This.

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

Exactly. My family and I do not take any medicine, either. No tylenol or advil when we get a sore muscle. No cold medicine when we sniffle.

That's what the jews want you to do, so why do it?

Staying away from jewish hyped up and expensive "natural snakeoil remedies," we simply use tired and tested methods, which are often the cheapest and have no side effects.

If I get a headache, I drink some good water, not take an advil, and so on.

The more you avoid harmful substances or medicine, the more sensitive your body will be to them. This is a good thing if you need them one day. If you truly truly need a Benadryl to save your life from a swollen airway, it will work better.

Don't ever let someone tell you that your sensitivity is a bad thing. Their most common tactic is to belittle you or your masculinity by saying youre not a man for not being able to handle your alcohol or coffee.

Your body reacting efficiently to harmful substances is it's intended function. You are healthy and working normally if you have to shit when you drink coffee, or if you have low alcohol tolerance.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

to add to this, I am excluding developing immunities when I say sensitivities, so please do not misunderstand me.

For example, I stopped taking allergy medicine, which actually only blocks your reaction but not the pollen, so that my body could react normally to the pollen.

Over time, it got used to it and I no longer need any allergy medicine whatsoever, and I used to have it bad.

If you don't let your body react the right way to certain things, it won't function correctly.

but I feel better when I take allergy medicine (just like when I drink coffee), I stopped taking it sneezed a lot, I guess I need it!

No. You need to get used to the pollen first. The crazy onset (much like a caffeine crash) of sneezing is because of backed up pollen and hystamines in your system that you didn't get rid of by sneezing.

tldr; let your body work the way it was intended to. Millions of years of evolution have nearly perfected its functions. Don't throw that away with jewish quick fix medicine or drugs.

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

America runs europe

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

Why did you jump a line at every sentence and two post when you could have used a single paragraph ?

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

what did you expect from a 25-30 year old who works as a barista, they all look so deplorable

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

I two posted because I wanted to add something. Everytime I post a wall of text someone spergs out and says, "user, did you ever hear of the paragraph, it was invented a long time ago, not reading that, break your ideas up with space."

Every time I space it, "wow, leddit spacing, go back to leddit"

Shill tactics to discredit my post? Or just fags. Probably both.

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

Americans drink soda more than coffee.

Starbucks doesn't serve coffee, it serves the Jewish world order.

Blake James
Blake James

Or you're just from reddit.

Michael Bell
Michael Bell

(1)
No contribution to the thread and no rebuttal

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

tfw rooibos drinking master race

gib back white man's clay, niggers

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Fuck off OP. Coffee isn't bad for you. The caffeine isn't great for you, but black coffee has nothing in it that causes anything.

Also. Why is this in/pol/? This seems like a /b/ level shit.

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

My rebuttal is you're probably from reddit. As evidenced by your formatting and reaction to being called out.

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

that's not a rebuttal to my argument on caffeine and addiction, only a distraction. I seriously don't give a damn if I space of not. I do it when I think it should be spaced and no I don't go on reddit. Is that all you got? Or are you actually going to rebuttal anything on coffee?

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

is that the only cowboy bebop reaction image that ever circulates anymore?

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

tfw bijou benis

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

go back to cuckchan with your cuckchan filenames

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

I don't drink coffee and that you thought I was trying to weigh in on that conversation is retarded. You're retarded.

Nah, have another.

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

you said:
My rebuttal is you're probably from reddit.
so what were you rebutting when you said that? Because now youre trying to say you werent weighing in. So you were just derailing my perfectly good, valid, and laid out argument against coffee?

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

replying to the same post twice
can't use proper grammar but expects people to take his posts seriously
implying wrong implications

Cry more.

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

cant counter my argument
trying to derail my argument
posts anime reactions to fit in
ok, kike

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

hurr durrr coffee is degenerate hurr durrrrr
oh look….it's a Holla Forums goes full moralfag retard episode

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

Having a healthy body has nothing to do with morality, retard

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

He knows he fucked up and can't say anything

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Having a healthy body has nothing to do with his post, retard.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with a cup or two of coffee a day. In fact, there are some health benefits to it.

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

reactionary tripe
right-winger unironically using the twisted language of the left.
Reactionary.
This word.
Does not mean what you think it means.
Reactionary is not a synonym for "knee-jerk" or "sensationalist."
Please, avail yourself of the correct meaning.

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/reactionary
inb4 "grammar nazi"
Words matter, they really do. Don't help the left corrupt and dominate our language.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Coffee is a highly addictive substance with significant withdrawal syndrome.
Have you ever noticed that headache cures often contain caffeine?
There's a reason for that.
Withdrawal from caffeine causes a pounding headache.
Most people are completely unaware of this.
They take headache cure and think that the paracetamol/aspirin/ibuprofen fixed their pounding headache.
In fact it was the caffeine alleviating coffee withdrawal.

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Coffee is a highly addictive substance with significant withdrawal syndrome.
A cup or two a day is not going to give you withdraws. It's called self control, faggot.
Have you ever noticed that headache cures often contain caffeine?
I havn't actually. I can't remember the last time I even took headache meds.

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Consider everything you know and associate with habitual coffee drinkers. Name ONE positive.
You're making the mistake of confusing libshit behavior with coffee when it's the shitty coffee shop selling five dollar "Summatra Arabica" horseshit that's the cancer.

Throwing grounds from a 3 dollar gigantic can of folgers or whatever into your drip system and brewing some Joe is American as fuck. Joe built this country and made it great user.

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

A cup or two a day is not going to give you withdraws. It's called self control, faggot.
Maybe not. Are you drinking real coffee or instant?

I havn't actually. I can't remember the last time I even took headache meds.
Neither had I until I became a heavy coffee drinker, or specifically moved from instant "coffee" crap, to real ground coffee.
It was when I went to buy headache pills that I noticed many of them contain significant amounts of caffeine, about the same as a mild cup of coffee.
Pop one, no headache an hour later.

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

This is not the stupidest liberal shit regarding coffee.

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

If I drink more than like 2-3 cups it makes me tired for some reason.

I can whip up a decent pot of tar water if I do say so myself.

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

A cup or two a day is not going to give you withdraws.
By the way: when's the last time you went two days without coffee?
Try it and see what happens.

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Exactly, coffee is American as fuck.

The French drink wine, the English tea.
The Yankee drinks his hot black coffee.
The child drinks milk nine times a day.
The Scotsman sips his whiskey toddy.
You can keep you wine and keep your tea!
My curse on him that brings me coffee!
I'll drink porter, if I may.

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

If I drink more than like 2-3 cups it makes me tired for some reason.
Me too; I think it's the way the body deals with caffiene.
this is why I've started drinking decaf and I gotta say i finally understand why that shit exists. I can down an entire pot this way.
pls no bully

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

Are you seriously virtue signalling on coffee? Geezus Fuck you sound like those vegan assholes.

Cooper King
Cooper King

This is only if you drink to excess

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Are you seriously virtue signalling on coffee?

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

It's diuretic.
Being dehydrated saps you of energy.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

reactionary
Used it deliberately to describe something trivial producing heat and no light. I know what you mean though.

cup of joe
Morning Joe, the murderous bobblehead and his wizened fuck towel, have ruined that phrase.

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

Fuck yeah, daily dose of coffee is great

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

Are you drinking real coffee or instant?
Real. I also load it up with creamer and sugar though so boo on me for that i guess.

It was when I went to buy headache pills that I noticed many of them contain significant amounts of caffeine
Psychology teacher in high school taught us about caffeine withdraw about 4 years ago. This was 3 years before I even started drinking coffee.

If I drink more than like 2-3 cups it makes me tired for some reason.
It is the nature of stimulants to burn calories. your brain is using a lot more energy than it normally would, if you don't consume extra calories to compensate, you crash earlier and harder.

I might consider it. I do legitimately love my morning coffee though. It was relatively recent that I got into it but it's delightful.

I guess I'll add my own "by the way:"
if you habitually drink caffeine around the same time every day, your body will produce an antidote slightly in advance.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

getting diarrhea from drinking coffee
You're not supposed to drink the entire pot, retard.

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

Since everone is talking about various drugs and degeneracy what's y'all opinion on phenibut?

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

deplorable
That's our word now

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

user sperges out because coffee gives him the grumpy dumpies: the thread
Jesus Christ.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

i drink coffee every day and I shit like a normal human lol

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

tfw I can drink coffee all I want without any signs of withdrawal
tfw I've been taking oxycodone and other types of opiates for the number of surgeries I've been through and can just outright stop with taking them and don't use them unless I need to [like getting flesh chemically burned off, hell that's been the only reason for the past 7 months]
tfw my folks and grandparents on my father's side were able to quit smoking on a fucking whim
mfw people can't quit things cold turkey without feeling terrible

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

good stuff but don't take it on a regular basis and don't dose too high or you gonna fuck up your intestines

William Allen
William Allen

refusing to serve customers who pretend their name is Trump

Eh, that's really silly but I actually think businesses should be able to refuse service to anyone they want. This was obviously not a hill worth dying for though.

What upsets me is that most liberals will probably defend this guy even though they attacked the Christian bakery for not wanting to serve a gay wedding because it was against their religious beliefs.

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

Dank Weaponized Autism

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

Everyone else is being mean so I'll just say I agree completely based on my experiences with coworkers, Mr. Goldberg aside.

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Businesses, sure. The kid you hire to run the register doesn't get to make those decisions.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

tfw 6 cans of soda a day
Get fucked coffeefags, I don't even need to prepare my shit

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

Having to perform a natural bodily function at work is wrong because you're "stealing" 3-5 minutes of your boss's time

How much of a fucking cuck are you?

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

I thought the voice sounded a bit like a video I'd seen mixed with Kermit. Threw me off for a sec.

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

you're probably a big dumb lunk
I didn't realize the marketing department for planet fitness posts on Holla Forums.

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

Kike not cuck, friend.

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT VOICE

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

not everyone has bad genes that force me to shit myself when i drink coffee
hurr durr what was british coffee imports
Hurr durr what was imports from several colonies

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

I'll never understand why people drink it. It's just dirt filtered hot water! That's all it is!

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Holy shit it's actualy fucking Mr.Plinkett.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

Baldrick?

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

Chocolate doesn't come from any white lands either but I bet anything you eat the hell out of that.

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

Liberals
fuck the police
he wants Trump written on a coffee cup, help police!

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Can give you my personal experience.
I bought a 100g tub for around £25 and it lasted me 6 months, was using daily for around the last month.
I found a dose of 2.5g once a day to be ideal.
It completely obliterates anxiety, usually doesn't cause much of a hangover and works fine with opiates, psychedelics and alcohol (be careful of respiratory depression.)
I tapered down towards the end and managed to quit with no withdrawal syndrome.
Down sides: it's very acidic, smells like diesel, tastes a bit like citric acid.
There's a formulation which is less acidic, if you're going to use it, I suggest you get this one because the acidic version is hell on your teeth.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

I can't tell if you're implying that your video was liberal shit or not, doesn't seem like it though

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

tfw I've been taking oxycodone and other types of opiates for the number of surgeries I've been through and can just outright stop with taking them
Try stopping after a couple of months of daily use.

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

Either/or really

Isaac James
Isaac James

Been taking 250mg caps for a little over a month now so never noticed and taste or smell. I was full autismo anxiety mode before it, attacks every time I came face to face with people but now I can somewhat function. Never had any hangover like symptoms and it doesn't seem to react with alcohol at all. 2.5g seems kind of high but I haven't been on it long enough to really know. Mostly asking around here about it for second opinions.

I just figured if it can cut the anxiety of sitting on top of a soviet rocket it can get me to talk to people.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

Drinking coffee in and of itself is not degenerate. Modern mainstream corporate coffee house culture such as Starbucks is degenerate as fuck. Becoming reliant upon the caffeine in coffee is degenerate and weak. I don't consume coffee or any caffeine at all.

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

Morning Joe, the murderous bobblehead and his wizened fuck towel, have ruined that phrase.
Don't be too hard on Scarbocommie and Mika; they gave us this delicious meltdown of our favorite neocon after all.
You're not supposed to drink the entire pot, retard.
Even if someone did this, it would only give one diarrhea if they didn't eat enough fiber like a normal adult, which says a lot about user in question.

Logan Long
Logan Long

Not exactly clear that I mean no smell or taste due to it being in capsules.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

Yes was going to say, capping the powder avoids the acidic taste.
I started lower than 2.5, 1-1.5 I believe but I'm a big guy, 115kg at the time and these things tend to be reckoned per kg.
Just keep an eye on your dose to make sure it doesn't creep up out of control as it does for some people (there's abuse potential apparently, although I never found it euphoric.)
One thing that did disturb me and formed part of me quitting, was that a regular user on bluelight ended up with a brain tumour.
Could be completely unrelated though, who knows.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

Fam I always have to shit within 2 hours of having coffee

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

If there is abuse potential it must be subconscious or tied directly to anxiety, the only effect I even notice from it is the anxiety loss.

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

Do you really fucking believe plain coffee is bad for your health? It can be bad if you drink enough, but so can water. Coffee reduces insulin resistance and caffeine is mild medication for ADHD.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

inb4 some retard thinks the sugar water sold as coffee is what I'm talking about for reducing insulin resistance.

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

I believe the "party" effects kick in at higher doses.

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

Indeed, none of the emotions are a whole zero. But mostly, I think it is happy.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

The Swiss make good chocolate, friend.

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

exercise is healthy.
water is healthy.
i love coffee, but it is not healthy. it is a luxury.

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Chocolate can't grow more than 10degrees from the equator.

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Good luck finding actual chocolate on the shop shelves.
Through gradual "frog in the pan" method of reducing cocoa % on a yearly basis, we now have sticks of sugar and vegetable fat dyed brown and with <5% cocoa solids being sold as "chocolate" in the UK at least.
And this is what the current generation knows as "chocolate", to them this vegetable fat is the "real" chocolate and 70-90% cocoa (i.e real chocolate) is "horrible".

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

Muh pH

Stop being an ignorant faggot. The blood pH is tightly controlled to the hundredth on the pH scale by positive and negative feedback loops of biochemistry. If you apply a regular stimulus, you'll adjust your pH. Read some biochem

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

supreme alpha male detected

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Don't forget amphetamines user

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Shall we go back to eating candied violets, sage-poster?

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

with <5% cocoa solids being sold as "chocolate" in the UK
You must be joking. I have a stick of legit 80% cocoa that cost me like $3 here (Brazil). Argentina also has great chocolate.
5% is a joke right?

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

No I fucking love chocolate, I'm making a point that imprialism is good because it brought us chocolate, tea, coffee, ect. Nothing wrong with consuming any of them and the anti-coffee fags in this thread saying "it's not from white land" are spitting in the face of their ancestors that clawed it from the hands of the locals to bring it back.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

It is pretty funny that the most docile relatively speaking created amphetamines then Japanese had to out do them even.

Anything over like 50-70% is getting too much for me but I do like when chocolate ice dream has a dark chocolate bite to it.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

coffee isn't healthy
black coffee has many health benefits
it increases your cognitive ability
it cleans out your liver
it helps with gym performance
it helps burn fat more efficiently
it's great for insulin sensitivity

all that said, it's best to keep the intake moderate. if you're drinking to the point where your getting the caffeine jitters then you're drinking too much. YMMV

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

Anything over like 50-70% is getting too much for me
My point is more that below 50% it starts to taste like a bar of soap, and pure cocoa is not that expensive.

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

you goyim should drink monster not coffee

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

Are you saying you don't buy medical grade caffeine crystals and snort them in massive lines?

I remember that video of some lady talking about that. Also you don't just add 3 symbols to make the number that. Maybe it is just pure coincidence tho.

Hunter James
Hunter James

positive and negative feedback loops
Control systems use negative feedback. Positive feedback is bad if you're trying to maintain a setpoint.

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

Wrong.

Cacao is native to south/central america and xocolatl was a bitter beverage containing cacao invented by the Aztecs but chocolate, real actual chocolate, was invented by the Spanish in the 16th century and then a dutch inventor created solid chocolate in the 19th century.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

No I'm not joking.
Most popular brands of chocolate in the UK have ingredients in this order:
Sugar, vegetable fat, other shit, cocoa solids.
The "quality" brand of normalfag chocolate in the UK - Cadbury's Dairy Milk, has 20% cocoa.
To get 50%+ you need to buy "specialty" chocolate, the kind of stuff working-class normalfags won't buy because it has a "funny foreign name."

Matthew White
Matthew White

Ok if you want to get technical you are correct, my point being that cacao beans much like coffee beans only come from within 10 and 20 degrees of the equator respectively.
Jesus fuck 20% is the quality stuff over there?I bought a 2'by4' brick of 90% a few years ago shoved it in the freezer and have been satisfying my chocolate needs with it since.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Even for an energy drink, monster tastes like shit anyway

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Oh, seems that the situation is even worse in America.
I might have low-balled it a bit with the 5% but look at this:

"In the UK, chocolate must contain at least 20% cocoa solids. In the US, on the other hand, cocoa solids need only make up 10%.

A Cadbury Dairy Milk bar contains 23% cocoa solids, whereas a Hershey bar contains just 11%."
archive.fo/DDgIs

I normally get 70% minimum, "ironically" the stores known for being "cheap" such as Lidl and Aldi (middle-class people are embarrassed to shop here because they sell perfectly good merch at a fraction of the price of 'quality' retailers), seem to have the best quality chocolate at knock-down prices.
You can get 70,80,90% content for a little over £1.
tl;dr most young westerners have no idea what actual chocolate tastes like.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

has 20% cocoa
O_O
Man, get yourself 70% once in a while, it's another thing…
(but how much does it cost? The good stuff)

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

Remember when this didn't taste like plastic?

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

Jesus fuck 20% is the quality stuff over there?I
It's the "stuff on the telly" with the famous brand name, yes.
You can easily get 70,80,90 but it's in the "specialty" rack with "funny foreign names" and is too bitter for people raised on "chocolate" which has as its main ingredient, raw sugar.

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

(but how much does it cost? The good stuff
That's teh funny thing, it often costs less than the 20% stuff because it doesn't have the "as seen on TV" well-known brand name.
Perverse and strange but that's the normalfag mind and the power of marketing.

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

The granular jew gets me every time.

Levi Young
Levi Young

get yourself 70% once in a while, it's another thing…
I usually do.
What I've noticed is that one square of 80 or 90% is enough, you feel satisfied but if you're eating the stuff that's 20% cocoa, 50% sugar, it has a kind of addictive effect, you want to eat the whole bar in one sitting, where as your real chocolate can last a week or longer, having just a nibble now and then.

David Fisher
David Fisher

Ikr??? I used to love that shit. I stopped eating them after the recipe (((changed))) i swear everytime i eat one now i get bad stomachache followed by diarhea

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

You really have to search not to find it.
Breakfast cereals especially, are being loaded with the granular Jew now.
I picked up a carton of Museli a couple of weeks ago and checked the ingredients; in the UK the ingredients are listed in order of weight, so the first on the list is largest % by weight in the product.
This Museli had sugar as its first ingredient.

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

You can get 70,80,90% content for a little over £1.
Oh I see. Why people don't buy that instead is beyond me!

That even looks bad.

In Brazil 70%+ is certainly more expensive but almost on par with Hershey's.

Pure cocoa on the other hand is not very expensive - a kilo lasts a long time and chocolate milk with coffee will never be the same. You have to adjust taste buds though, but at least it's not sugar with flavoring.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

That is the same way they label it in the US. You are lucky if some fake chemical made in a lab isn't above actual wheat grain or something.

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

Advertising and growing up on sugar marketed as chocolate.
We have German budget retailers operating in the UK, called Lidl and Aldi. They sell many brand name products and their own in-house (normally German and made to German standards) items for way less than the "big name" retailers who use advertising to associate their stores with "quality".
The typical Brit is embarrassed to use the budget stores and also buys into the "product must be low quality if it costs less".
I recommend any Britfag get over their conditioning and start shopping at Lidl, great selection of coffee and chocolate too btw.
It really puts the 3rd world begging, charity commercials into perspective:
"PANJEET HAS TO SURVIVE ON £1 A DAY".
Fuck nigger, I survive on £1 a day, without the benefits of much lower costs of living.

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

Dreamworks face.

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

First off I've only used them for the past 7 months maybe twice a month cause I have to go the docs to get flesh burned off. Secondly I've done it a number of times before, quite literally have loads of prescription painkillers left in their bottle because of my lack of using them. Last time I took them daily was during the first two(?) weeks of my last surgery, since then I've pretty much dropped them, if it wasn't for the needing to get chemically burned I would've tossed/stop taking them months ago.
inb4 don't take them when getting flesh burned
Did that at one point for an 8 month period, wasn't fun.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

That's my point, physical dependency doesn't really become an issue with opiates until a sustained period of daily use, so it's normal that you wouldn't experience any, doesn't mean you're alien.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

nice

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

90+% cocoa is the best, it burns your tongue

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

This thread is full of faggots.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

x is degenerate

good thread

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

This is me.

I do not understand the concept of addiction.

I'm pretty sure you could dope me up on heroin or something and I'd forget about it the next day.

Am I genetically different, or are you all just whiny pussies?

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

You can buy 80% in the US for the same price, it's not even hard to find.

There's also baker's chocolate which is the same thing but cheaper.

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

There are no positives and negatives for it on any grand scale. You might as well be asking people to name positives for putting ketchup on you food. It's just preferrence, and ultimately, fucking nothing.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

Never seen why Aldi has a bad rep, they're cheap as hell and have really high quality german imports.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Serious, question Holla Forums. When did Holla Forums start supporting police?

Remember all the threads against militarizing police, police murdering citizens (not just dindus, you fuck heads), over policing, police coercion, etc?

I remember (a year ago or so) during the blm riots. It was "lel police kill niggers so they cool, fam!", which is understandable, but it seems like that mentality never went away. It went from:
fuck police and niggers
to
police kill niggers!
to
i love the police because they kill niggers!

So, what gives?

inb4 shill

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

It's no longer classified as chocolate, look it up. It has zero cocoa of any kind in it.

Evan White
Evan White

I still hate them

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

Dispatcher: 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: SOME RACIST ASKED ME TO WRITE THE NAME TRUMP ON HIS COFFEE CUP!

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

This is true but most (((chocolate))) sold in the US now is not chocolate. They even replaced cocoa butter with PGPR Polyglycerol polyRICINoleate. I'm talking the stuff normies and probably your kids eat.

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

Niggers continued to get more and more uppity, necessitating more police actions and effectively making police continue being "the good guys" despite all previously held views the constant stream of niggers nigging made police seem good.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

No love yet. After the purge, yes.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

Psyops work, user

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

Social signalling.
If it was all down to single men then Aldi/Lidi would put all the other stores out of business. However, women control spending and for a woman to be seen shopping at Lidl or Aldi harms her social status.
It implies that she married a man whose income is too low to support luxury shopping, paying 2,3,4 times as much for the identical product.
So many purchasing decisions are based on status signalling and aspirational advertising. I guess it comes into play somewhat for men too, although their primary status symbol is the car, so where they shop for tendies is less relevant in courtship.
Basically highly simplistic thinking.
The police are supported because they murder more blacks than whites.

John Nelson
John Nelson

They all look like cucks.
So weak and thin, just what i expected before even opening those links.

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

Never forget LaVoy.

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

Reminder that the gun on LaVoy's was reported stolen only a few months beforehand by one of the agents that fired at him and his family. Reminder that LaVoy consistently OC'd his revolver on the opposite side of his body than that the semi-auto pistol was found.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

That's a laugh. You mean that guy and those girls at work who spend half the day in the kitchen area brewing more coffee? The only liquids that pass my lips are water and milk. These are the drinks of the White man. I won't even indulge counterarguments, which will all be based upon dependence and mental illness rather than dispassionate examination of the facts. I will accept responses in the form of geographic coordinates to a place we can meet and pit your degenerate lifestyle against my pure one in a final battle which, regardless of outcome, will result in me never having to read one of your mindless shitposts again.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

getting diarrhea from coffee
What?

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

Virtually everyone I know is a habitual or semi-habitual coffee drinker. We're alright.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

That's called being regular.
Chicken tendies don't have fiber and you should shit at least once a day.

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

could you be more pathetic?

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

you really don't like coffee do you user?

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

As somebody that only drinks caffeine sporadically, the psychoactive effects are very noticeable.
It creates a tensing up, a fixation on individual tasks with an accompanying lack of awareness of the context those tasks are taking place in.
It is the perfect worker drone drug, consuming caffeine every day is going through life with blinders on and intuition inhibited. Don't think about the big picture, don't consider why you are working, silence that nagging feeling that you are wasting your life away working for Mr. Noseberg. Just do the thing.

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

Daily reminder that South Africa and Indonesia are rightful dutch clay

Remove Zulu and Indo

Also
this thread
pic related

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

Yeah, you know what, I could be.
but fuck you.
and fuck coffee.

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

mønster tastes like sugar water and diarrhea

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

This girl is a fucking Mexican/some form of mud. Look over the years and the "ideal girl" becomes less and less Aryan. Look at the literal worldwide obsession with asses now, which is complete negroization of culture. In a decade, if the JEws haven't gotten rid of the internet, people will be posting pictures of coal blacks negresses and everyone will act like it's normal.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

The founding fathers were coffee addicts, in fact the switch from beer to coffee is considered to play a role in ushering in the enlightenment period.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

I just posted a random pic from my /fit/ folder.

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Are you telling me this doesn't get you hard user?

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

my father makes coffee every day then goes to work comes home has a drink goes to bed and does it all again every day. my grandfather did the same. they did this to raise a family protect their children from poverty to live and raise children with dignity.

of all their flaws, of their failures. of my own shortcomings i cannot say that they did not try. that they did not live to the best of their ability in the days that they lived.

now compare that to some little shit who "drags himself" out of bead in the morning to go to starbuxx to get his fix of sugar water mixed with coffee and fat, before he shows up late to work or class. then bitches about "not having enough money" while he spends 5$ a day 7 days a week. on shit he could do himself. all while bitching about "people" destroying the environment.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

should we buy some water filters too while we're at it?

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

drinking coffee on a routine basis is degenerate.
Don't be an idiot.

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

Everyone knows coffee enemas is where its at.

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

i'm proud to say i never fell for the energy drink meme.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

the faggots who say coffee is degenerate are the same fags who've never had to wake up at 5 in the morning to go to work. The easiest tell of who's a NEET on here is their contempt of caffeine. NEET's don't need caffeine because all they do all day is sit on their fat, worthless asses.

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

I have one like maybe once or twice a month almost like a treat but not really.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like that and what about the mountain dew/energy drink meme? I prefer ginger ale anyways if I drink something carbonated.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Where did you get a picture of an angel?

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

he gets the shits from coffee
he thinks his (((boss's))) time matters
Boy are you in the wrong place.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Be me
Working for a border controll agency
Get to sample a container of Cocoa
Big fucking logs of Cocoa
Take a hammer
Smash a bit off
Put in mouth
Regretted it very much

And that was how I learned about real cocoa. These days I enjoy the 99% pure with a nice cup of coffee.

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Okay wage cuck, settle down there. Waking up at 5 am to work is the EASIEST tell of someone who works a minimum wage job stocking shelves or something like that. The boss or owner would never punish themselves to that misery.

Some of us eat a healthy diety, get regular exercise, and go to sleep early, enabling us to wake up whenever we want and spring to action without caffeine.

Caffeine dehydrates you, creates dependence, and makes you more lethargic in the long run. Not to mention it makes your breathe smell like trash.

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

I know for a fact they cannot act like fags when you give them a fake name to write down

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

Maybe it is just pure coincidence tho.
Exactly, goyfriend.

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

Yeah ok OP, you're just a fucking moral extremist. You're like ISIS.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

All of those cucks behind the counter are about to lose their jobs once corporate finds out though.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

Corporate said he could have any drink he wanted with any name he wanted.

And then he calls the police.

Why?

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

How about sweet tea

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

He's the fucking DEFINITION OF SPECIAL you dummy. Now grovel at his superior earning, finely made shoes and ask forgiveness. Just kidding, I know you're rustled enough the way it is.

Shitbucks should have been on everyones boycott list a looooong time ago.

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

I got that reference, user.

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

Consider everything you know and associate with habitual coffee drinkers. Name ONE positive.

Productivity. Obviously. Why else would every employer in the world provide coffee for their workers?

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

I heard that during the Crusades, they dripped some coffee for the Pope that they liberated from the shitskins and the Pope said "We can baptise this Devil's Brew"

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

denis leary
Hate the fucking faggot.

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Too be fair this user is right, as quiting cold turkey. It takes one/two days to withdrawl and recover. Comparing this too lets say, heroine, crack, meth and many many other drugs that kill. Coffee is fine in moderation. If you really thing its apart of this MASSIVE JEW PLOT TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE then switch to the local/100 mile diet or GROW SHIT YOURSELF. I am pretty much off all food that isn't dutch, and dutchmen have been drinking coffee since 1600's. Hell they are the reason it even was traded to the modern world.

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

having a boss
HEH

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Agreed, he stole that joke from Lewis C.K.

Also what a bunch of fucks for censoring asshole in a song about being an asshole. Either do it or don't you fucking pussies.

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

Coffee is acidic and that's bad for your pH levels in your body.
Better never eat any fruit ever again, faggot.
And don't even mention vinegar.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

taking a shit is an "unscheduled break"
kill yourself you piece of shit

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

Did this faggot get arrested? I thought police took misuse of 911 calls seriously, like that one dude who called to order a pizza, or was it a ride to a bar?

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

I like goin to work and having diarrhea so I get to take an unscheduled break on the boss's time hurr durr durr durr hurf hurf hurf.
Fuckin NEET faggot you don't wake up before 5am and drink coffee to assist a good pre-shower pre-work power-shit?

You probably suck cocks and lick buttholes too.

William Turner
William Turner

So, what gives?
We are living vicariously through people that actually have a license, and justification, to put down subhumans that chimp-out on humans while violating the law.

What a wonderful time to be alive in the USA!

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

when you about to bust and she stops suckin

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

everyone shitting on wagecucks
tfw if not a wagecuck then homeless

Sometimes I forget that neets tend to not have a shred of empathy or able to assess the entire situation.

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

child
milk

And also white adults.

John Hughes
John Hughes

Nice webm.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

my boss is posting on Holla Forums
lmao fuck you faggot I take my 15 minute coffee shit every day and its fucking amazing

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

What about decaf coffee.

is that degenerate? I like the flavors but i ditch caffeine because its bad for brain health.

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

yfw him and harold have probably been doing this back and forth at each other for years and nobody caught on to it

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

Its awful. I saw a can of ground cocoa in the cabinet one day and put a spoonful in my mouth, expecting it to taste like chocolate
mfw

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

Haxoring.
2 shots vodka, one shot each baileys and khalua.

David Rogers
David Rogers

Coffee accelerates how fast your colon operates. Hence why people who dont drink it regularly experience an urge to go a couple hours after. He just needs to eat a but more fiber and he should be ok

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

he can't handle caffeine without shitting himself

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

I literally only drink coffee as a quick release laxative.

I mean, I drink redbull, monster or whatever I can afford every other day though. But still, let's make fun of you

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

okay. Thanks for the giggle m8