Why does everyone suck this dude's dick so much...

Why does everyone suck this dude's dick so much? He was just a basketball player yet people act like he saved the planet from aliens or something

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>>828068857Apparently you haven't watched the documentary. I suggest you take some time to watch Space Jam and learn a thing or two

>>828068983I watched the first 2 episodes before turning that stupid shit off. Why was he included in a "documentary" about himself? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.Also Space Jam was a movie

>>828068983Fpbp

>>828068857He was the 1st Massive Racist that Got paid while sticking his tongue out

>>828068857Shitty bait zoomer. Stop being such an edgy contrarian

>>828069104That guy is retarded stfu>>828069145How was he racist? I just think he was a massive douche to everyone, whether you were white or not

>>828069214How was that edgy? I'm just saying this amount of dick sucking for Jordan is ridiculous

>>828069069It was a movie? You mean the Monstars didn't take their talent?

>>828069370Yes it was a movie. A terrible one at that.

>>828068857fuck that nigger

>>828069443This is news to me... All these years wasted...

>>828068857Because he was one of the best athletes ever. Hungry for the fight. Even as a Pistons fan, they don't make guys like that anymore

>>828069446See, this guy gets it>>828069558Dude, do you think you're funny? You should keep your day job

>>828069619Why does you being a pistons fan matter? And I get that but people treat him like he's a god or something

>>828069627Go be butthurt somewhere else

>>828069703Nah I think I'll stay right here, gaylord. It seems to trigger you.

>>828069069>Also Space Jam was a moviebased on a true story, what are you fucking stupid or something

>>828069809>based on a true storyWhat "story" was that, the time niggers gave you aids?

>>828069874you really are some kind of troglodyte huh? actually thinking space jam was some made up story. lemme guess, next you'll say the earth is flat. It's hard to believe people as dumb as you can access the internet

>>828069952Again, is this suppose to be your best attempt at humor? You are incredibly bad at this

>>828069999it's not a joke. I get that retards uncontrollably giggle when presented with information they don't understand. But let's try to wipe the drool off your face and focus for a minute

>>828070098I am focused, that you're a fucking idiot who tries desperately to be funny, but you miss badly every time. Stay mad though.

>>828070201nobody is trying to be funny here, pal. I'm trying to explain basic historical facts

>>828070201Imagine unironically arguing with people who claim space jam is real and thinking they're the ones who are mad

>>828068857Imagine having an opinion that no one cares about so you are forced to post on 4chan

>>828068983Lol fpbp

>>828070351kek, it was real tho.

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>>828068857>>828068983put me in the screencap

>>828069809>>828069874>>828069952>>828069999>>828070098>>828070201>>828070349kek this exchange

>>828070349kek

>>828070620Kys

>>828068857he makes comfy shoes

>>828072306>he makes comfy shoesfor niggers maybe

>>828072328go wear your toms you fucking faggot

>>828072729>noooooooo dont insult my nigger shoesgo back to plebbit you faggot

>>828068857why do you care?people like basketball and he was best at itlet people enjoy what they enjoy, if you dont care just focus on the things you enjoy.

>>828073651>why do you care?Because it looks ridiculous. Who lived were saved from Michael Jordan winning 6 titles? Ok he was a great basketball player, but he's not a god. Plus the man was a huge douchebag.

>>828073831and? so what?its entertainment, plenty of other entertainers get just as much praise in their field.vast majority of jobs aren't about saving lives, that doesnt mean people dont value them.

>>828072797You can wear high heels but your still not a woman.

>>828073831nobody is saying he is a god, quit being such a hyperbolic faggot. go back to arguing that space jam isn't real you homunculus

>>828074014But none of those people get praised anywhere close to as much as Jordan. And please stop with this "hur dur why do you care" horse shit. So I'm not allowed to care when it's shoved in my face all day?

>>828074096People literally treat him like he's a fucking god, you're the faggot here. You seem pretty triggered to me though. Strike a nerve did I?

>>828068857Dude he saved the earth from the monstars where you been

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>>828074133>shoved in my face all daymaybe you should take a break from the internet if your emotions can't handle it. Also, I literally haven't heard anything about Michael jordan since kobe died. seems like you're seeking it out just to get angry

>>828074133why are you cherry picking jordan?you realize there are tons of entertainers more famous than him. And there are hundreds of thousands if not a million entertainers that get more attention and praise than the average doctor.seems like you have a fundamental disagreement with society and entertainment, and not with jordan specifically.this is some most stereotypical middle school deep thoughts ive ever seen.

>>828074248>makes an entire thread being butthurt about a basketball playerkek pretty bold to call anybody else triggered. you really should stick to arguing if space jam was real or not, I think you were making more headway there

>>828074248people treat him like a god at basketball, because he was.the general public feeling about him as a person, was that he was a narcissistic asshole, who would kill his children if it meant winning.no one treats jordan as a saint, he was just the best athlete at his sport.

>>828074248>acts like a faggot>gets called out for being a faggothurr did I trigger you, you mad??the most typical smooth brain response

Jordan didn’t flop.

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>>828074296People have been talking about Jordan non-stop for the last 1-2 months, since that retarded tv-doc came out on ESPN>>828074416How am I cheery picking Jordan. I'm sorry but you sound like a complete idiot to me. You keep asking me these bullshit deflective questions.>>828074649And we reward that behavior with praise and attention? If a child acted that way they would be punished, but Jordan gets a pass because he was good at sports?

>>828074940>How am I cheery picking Jordanyou made a whole thread just about him

>>828074940>People have been talking about Jordan non-stop for the last 1-2 months, since that retarded tv-doc came out on ESPNI don't know a single person who has watched that. Like I said, maybe take a break from the internet, it's clearly causing you unneeded grief

>>828074940>And we reward that behavior with praise and attentionbecause his job was being a good basketball player, not being nice to people.welcome to capitalism, this society values people that can create revenue, not people who hurt the least amount of feelings.

>>828069741>gaylorddamn, been a minute since I seen that one

>>828072797you fucking mouthbreathing incel walking around in your fucking payless bobs i be you dress like a faggot with sperries and abercrombie shorts huh faggot

>>828075232holy shit rekt

>>828074981Because everybody sucks his dick like he's God's second son or something. Who the fuck gets praised on this level, or more?>>828075083>Durrrr im an incel why aren't you Great point, faggot>>828075084The only way to be good at basketball is to be a douchebag? You can't act like a normal person and win that way? I find that REALLY hard to believe.

>>828075232Awwwww what happen, is someone triggered that not everyone knows his nigger shoes?

>>828075332>inceljesus buddy, this is pretty sad

>>828075332are you calling me an incel for going out and interacting with real people in person instead of spending my time all day on social media getting mad about a basketball player? is that what's going on here?

>>828075332Babe Ruth, Mohammed Ali, the beatles, Micheal Jackson at his peak. Jordan isn't even close to the most famous celebrity.You just have bias because of the new doc.

>>828074749This is fact based

>The only way to be good at basketball is to be a douchebag? Who said that? He was the greatest basketball player and just happened to be an asshole. And in a capitalistic society this ability to make money for the NBA greatly outweighed his assholeness. Welcome to society kid, where if you are extremely good at what you do, you can get away with alot of bad behavior.

>>828075698No it's because you are one. And I'm not even mad. You seem to be the one who's mad if anything.>>828075808I haven't heard anyone talk about Babe Ruth in years, and I listen to ny sports radio frequently. It's not a documentary by the way. I just think it's funny everybody wants to suck his dick like he was this god of a man, but it turns out he is a terrible person.

>>828075990No, it's if youre good at sports you can get away with it

>>828076147>pretending actors, singers, and the rich don't get away with way more horrendous shit.Youre delusional if you think only sports players get away with shit.

>>828075370im “mad” that youre such a faggot, i could care less about your footwear knowledge youre just being a bitch

>>828076321What do they get away with? And before you mention Harvin Wenistin, those bitches wanted to have sex with that guy

>>828076100Everyone knows he was a dickhead, and guess what, people find it entertaining. Because he's just being overly competitive and shit talking.Jordan's not a good friend but it's not like he's a rapist or murder.

>>828076459How the fuck do you know he's not a rapist? See this is what I'm talking about. This insane amount of dick sucking for Jordan.

>>828069619How could you write all that with cock so deep down your throat?

>>828076586Shut up you rapist

>>828076453Micheal Jackson raped kids.Most musicians have enough drugs on their tour buses to get locked up for lifeEpstein got away with a literal pedophile ring for decades. Robert Durst killed three people and is walking free.The worst shit Jordan did was trashtalk his own teammates.

Greatest basketball player of all time, people love basketball, are you really this retarded? Or just trying to be a contrarian to look cool?

>>828076586How do I know you're not a rapist?

>>828076932>comparing using drugs to rape and pedophiliaWhat are you a Mormon lmao

>>828077143You asked what do celebs get away with. If you didn't know most who have a bus full of drugs get sent to prison for distribution. If you are a big enough celebrity you might get a fine.I made no equivocation between drug use and pedophilia.

>>828076932>Micheal Jackson raped kids.And almost everyone hated his guts for that up until he died. Even now he's still not praised anywhere close to Jordan. And who the fuck praises Robert Durst? Nobody gives a shit about that dude.

>>828077545You asked me what do they get away with and I responded dipshit.And plenty of people still treat Micheal Jackson as a music god.

>>828077741I haven't heard anyone even talk about Jackson in YEARS, let alone praise him in any way. I don't even understand what you're trying to argue. Jordan can be a douche as long as he doesn't rape or kill somebody? What the fuck logic is this?

>>828068857Niggers don’t have anything to worship other than basketball players and rappers. Since democrats depend on their votes, they force their gestapo media to keep deifying these niggers so that the regular niggers don’t feel so left out and insecure about their lame ass history

>>828078472Anger. Anger. Anger. It's all you people do. It's boring as fuck.

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>>828078652Why would I be angry? I’m not a nigger. I’d be insecure too if I belonged to a race of people who are predisposed to behaviors of a monkey, not growing with a father, being ugly as sin, hated by everyone except the racist liberals (who treat me as a child) or the fact that my people never graduated beyond the Stone ages.

Hes kinda the ultimate winner.

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>>828070349based

>>828068857he did you fuckerthey even made a movie about it.

>>828070351it was real niggaaaaaa

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>>828078915>Hes kinda the ultimate winner>In a team sportIf Michael Jordan was such a "winner", why did he win jack shit with the wizards?

>>828078998He did what you fucking retard?>>828078472You're not wrong but white people worship this dude as well

>>828079031tail end of his career with a jack shit team that had kwame brown you jackass

>>828079313Then why did he sign with that "jack shit team"? What was tying him to the wizards? Did he go there because he looks cute in a wizard uniform?

>>828079080Its not just white people. Its like 80% of the planet worship him. The Ching Changs Love him. What he did for basket ball was amazing.

>>828079608No Joke. He signed Because of 9/11

>>828068857he is the best basketball player ever. like jack nicklaus is the best golfer of all time.

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