Holy crap guys she's so fucking hotShe goes to my school and shes singleI've never had a girlfriend in my life and i've...

Holy crap guys she's so fucking hotShe goes to my school and shes singleI've never had a girlfriend in my life and i've never even talked to a girl, but I really want to ask her out, wat do?SHES SO HOT NNNGGH

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You sound like a coomer

moar pics?

>>828066959Go for it! Don’t try to put on a different personality, just be yourself

>>828066959Slap her and tell her she's beautiful.

just motorboat her fat fucking tits faggot

>>828066959Why does she have a asscrack for a chin???

>>828067110

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She's gonna end up being a big ol' Fatty McFatterton.

Jesus Christ more

>>828067816Sorry, she didnt grow these honkers until recently, and these are really the only pictures where she show them off. if you want more ill still post tho

>>828066959Walk up to her confidently, and say "I bet people tell you all the time you have some nice big ass titties, but has anyone bothered to mention that you also have a face? ...cause you do!"Then she'll think you're some retarded dork that has never been with a woman, but probably easily manipulated, so she'll go along with you for a time to see what she can get out of you.

>>828066959There are two type of guys that are going to fuck this girl unless she's AT LEAST 251) Chads with money2) Niggers that are good at sportsAre you either of those?

>>828066959She's from europe?

>>828068320You're especially retarded, even for a 12 year old

>>828068476Then go ask her out. Report back to us how that works out for you.

>>828067924more please

>>828068651

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>>828066959Go ask her out, user. Don’t be weird about it though, just ask her if she wants to do something that both of you like sometime. The worst she’ll do is just say no. You’ll feel like an idiot if that happens, but at least you’ll get closure.

>>828068413American. However, I believe her parents are Polish.

What's her best picture?

>>828068573Lmao at fag incels who believe the red pills they find on 4chan. Those pills are just placebo you know? Barely a full sentence literally reek of insecurity

>>828068834The first one I posted

>>828068876post more of her?

>>828068777Checked. But also user, you have to get to know her first. The whole dating thing is similar to the process of getting to know a regular male friend, then going out to do something with them. It’s not as hard as you think. Not to mention, the girl is cute but she doesn’t look like a Stacy. I bet you could get her if you played your cards right.

>>828068113>but has anyone bothered to mention that you also have a face? ...cause you do!

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Take a few shots and send her a message on facebook. Dont post stuff to her wall or anything like that, actually message her. Tell her how you feel but dont be creepy, and possibly arrange to meet.

>>828066959She has big tits but that's about it. Assuming you have balls and aren't ugly just go for it. Post nudes if you fuck her.

Yeah but I've literally never interacted with a girl. How am I supposed to message her? I have asked out one girl in my life and i got rejected after sending the wimpiest confession i've ever seen.

>>828069187>Assuming you ... aren't uglyAlready failed :(

Just say something like "I've never facialized a girl with glasses before." Implying that you are experienced doing other stuff. Also, a smoking jacket, merchaum pipe, sunglasses, and a fez is pussy kyptonite.

>>828069351Just don’t be a complete fucking faggot. Figure out what clubs she’s in or whatever, join them, and imagine you’re trying to become friends with her and act accordingly. You don’t want to become to much like a friend tho cause then you’ll get friend zoned. But once you know her well enough, ask if she wants to do some activity related to the mutual interest that you and her share. It’s that easy. You just have to shoot ur shot.

>>828069527I do have an extensive fedora collection, do you think she'll be interested in that?

>>828069384Feel like sending a face pic? We’ll be the judge of that

>>828069601Only if you do that lame gag of attaching a dummy head to your shoulder and both of you wear fedoras. You'll already have a supporting audience of one.

>>828069606Im insecure as fuck, so i dont really take photos of myselfAnyways, be as mean as you wantHair is long because of the 'rona

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>>828066959>Never had a girlfriend>Never talked to a girl. You're not gonna make it, Buddy. Best of all she's denies you and you go home happy she even acknowledged you. Best or luck, Pal. But stop coomin' over girls you'll never have. The disappointment is a bitch and easily avoidable.

more pics plz

>>828069606Uhh, idk what happened. Photo crapped outAnyways here it is

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>>828069880Might just be me, but it's blank

>>828070140Gonna be straight with you my man, you don't stand a chance

>>828070140That's more like it! Push those bangs back, dude, it's unbecoming (maybe gel?)And shave that upper lip so it comes back thicker

>>828066959dont send a cofession straight away, first chat with her about some stupid shit, then ask her out

>>828070140ROFL, and you called ME an incel? My god

>>828070140Yeah dude. No chance, Bud. You need a haircut. And if you're not gonna do that then at least get the hair out of your face. It's fuckin cringe. How old are you, user?

>>828070140Get it over with and get used to fat chicks now.

You sound too thirsty, and she's gonna be a pig in 5 years

>>828070140She way way outta your league, bro.

>>828070140rip

>>828070140Get a haircut and get /fit/

>>828070140Get a high and tight haircut, keep the top long ish and comb it back and to the side. Shave your cheeks and try to get the mustache and chin hair to work out.Learn to half ass smile. Chicks hate sad timid boys.

>>828070140Hey here’s some real adviceLose those glasses asap bruhAnd stop wearing baggy atheleisure, it’s not a good look when ripped and handsome, it’s a terrible look when neither

>>82807030018 by a few months. Yeah, the hair is cringe im a loser we get it

shes a whore, lol. banged hr on da prev week

>>828070140kekkkkkkkkk

>>828070140you'd be amazed at how a haircut can change your entire appearance. and i say it because it happened to me

>>828066959This bitch is a straight butterface. You only like her for the tits, be real..She will be a butter golem with 2 kids before shes 21.

>>828070140You definitely need a haircut and you gotta keep up on your peach fuzz. Take better care of yourself. Chicks like dudes who present, and right now you're presenting you're beta.

>>828070658kinda true

>>828070534Well cut it dude.

just post her instagram or something user. or just keep dumping.you stand no chance with a girl like that, not only because of your looks but because youre so socially retarded that you posted THAT picture of yourself and youve posted pictures of this girl. only social retards would do that.so while you admire her from afar, let us do the same. just give me her instagram, facebook, twitter or something and ill talk to her.

>>828070140you actually look pretty good! comb your bangs to the side, and shave. also smile!

>>828066959She looks like she's made for BBC.

>>828070658dis dude s right

>>828070534Not necessarily a loser. Just get a haircut and shave. How's your personality? If you're funny you're set. I'm not the best looking dude either (bad skin most of my adult life) but I'm easy to get along with and have a good sense of humor. I've pulled girls way outta my league before

>>828070749THIS.

>>828070775Found the Jew!

Women choose who they fuck.Men choose who they marry.Don't be thirsty for big tits and wait for something less gross and more obtainable.

>>828070658Only when this happens will he have a chance."OMG I had such a crush in high school. Will you support my 2 young shitdemons?"

>>828070140try and get frames that arent enormous

>>828068719Post more with more Tits/Cleavage

>>828070534Are you into her cause her tits, or how well do you know this chick?

>>828068719>>828066959What's her @?

>>828066959Post her social media. Cmon deliverrrrrr

>>828070832Were were wacking your cut cock and finally realized, eh?

>>828070971T h i s ^

>>828070140thicker frame glasses and shorter hair or do that faggish ponytail thing

>>828070988Duuurrrr imma makin words.

>>828070140Everybody acting like you’re a lost cause can get fucked. Haircut and a shave will do you good. Get contacts or a glasses frame you really like and wear them with confidence.

>>828066959Just because she's got big tits, it doesn't mean she's hot.

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got a name or sauce of some kind?

>>828070140Forget all these assholes bagging on you. Honestly, you are not a bad looking guy. Nor do I think you are out of her league. She's cute, with a hot body, but she is not perfect, and probably has some insecurities just like you do. We all do. Even the Chads. Be normal. Go up to her. Tell her you would enjoy doing something with her some time. The worst thing that could happen is she says no. But she could also say yes, and you'll never know unless you try. And do not seek advice on 4Chan. The people here are losers. They have less experience with women than you do. Good luck dude.

>>828066959Honestly, just ask her out. Get cleaned up nice, wear some goos fitting nice clothes, haircut/ shave/ practice smiling and good posture, have good breathe. She either says yes, or no. If she says "maybe" ask her once more. If she doesn't say "yes" and commit to a date move on. You have nothing to lose if you're both single.

>>828070971No i like her and im not gonna let creeps fucking harass her

>>828066959OP is a Fag if he don’t deliver the sauce or Moar Pics

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>>828070140You actually have pretty good facial structure. Would definitely recommend the haircut and shave though.

Do you only like her cause she has massive knockers, or is there more to her. Cause she'll know if it's just the knockers.

>>828071374You'd better hope those pictures aren't public. You've already made her a target for harassment. And, now everyone knows your face. Bow hopefully nobody's gonna be the asshole here, but you definitely should've thought about your posts a bit more.

>>828071298baby mad

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>>828071407You know what? Fucking bet. I'll take a shower right now and shave. I've had this haircut my whole life, and I don't know what i look like without it, and that scares me. I just know I'll look bad with short hair. I don't know how to be any other way.

>>828071485All pics are on a private insta, ive reverse image searched them and no real results show up. I'm not worried.

>>828071547

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>>828070140If u don't want to cut your hair, I recommend working out all the time and get muscles. Works for rock stars. U don't even have to be able to play an instrument

>>828071298The only advice that is worth!

>>828066959Just wait till she hits 18, then you can sign up for her OnlyFans

>>828070140>I'm a lady.Go to the barber, tell em you want the thor hair (without the side nonsense), its crazy easy to do daily and looks good on like 90% of men. Shave that nonsense you call facial hair, seriously, it looks stupid. Shave it off please lord, at least until your late 20s. Lastly, 200 pushups a day, space it out. I just set you up for life.

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>>828066959do you have more of her?

>>828066959I want to touch her boob

just rape her 4head

>>828071450big tit girls know they have big tits and come to expect certain treatment from guys.you either chad your way in and tap it fast or get friend zoned real fucking quick.either way, being that young with a rack like that, hit it if you can, cause you won't marry this chick. she won't settle down until she's close to 40, has ridden the cock carousel until there's nothing left, and needs some guy to support her and her 2-4 kids from 2-4 different guys. she'll be begging you for that ring then.

post your dick or at least sizeotherwise im gonna tell her that you like her

>>828071729THIS

>>828066959Underage ban

>>828071501LOL. I'm a married 57 year old man. I'm far from a mad baby. Unlike you, I know how to talk to women and have a wife to prove it. You on the other hand, are forcibly single, and have to masturbate to porn to gain any satisfaction. I was the only guy to give this kid decent advice, while you incel dorks just bashed him because you are mean spirited fuck heads who are ljealous because he stands a chance to go out on a date with a real girl, instead of the hand you abuse nightly. Fuck off incel faggot.

>>828071874She has tits of a 28 year old so I'll allow it

>>828066959>Holy crap guys she's so fucking hot>She goes to my schoolWhy are you posting pics of minors?

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>>828071700I appreciate that bro.

>>8280717906 inchesNo picture, i'm not stupid

>>828072017Your as average as they come, don’t send her nudes she will dip

>>828066959Most girls are insecureCompliment her on her least appealing feature...something she's very insecure aboutGood luck faggot

>>828071943What, this is 4chan? YOu guys just jack off to lollies and sissy porn, why would you care if shes underageSHES NOT BY THE WAY SHES NOT I REPEAT SHE IS NOT IM JUST SAYING WHY WOULD IT MATTER

>>828071920>She has tits of a 28 year old so I'll allow itMy apologies, I thought OP was underage. Are you a mod? I'm not trying to snitch just didn't want minors browsing here.

> GO SHAVE, SLICK YOUR HAIR BACK, AND POST ANOTHER PIC.If you don't have any hair gel, make some. You got pics of her after all.

>>828066959She's okay, but she's got some nice utters

>>828066959post more pics

>>828066959Uh from your post, the way you act... Sounds like you're 15. You'll never get with her.

>>828070140Who cuts your hair lmao

>>828072074>lolliesNot real girls, loli is therapeutic to some if us. A decaf from irl children, not the same at all. I still have morals and I'm not like these other "pedophiles".

>>828071547Stop giving a shit. You’ll look better without a doubt. I’ve been in your shoes when I was younger too Being self conscious about yourself isn’t cool, just do what you want to. If you look bad just grow it backToo bad 4chan perpetrates insecurity. If you already are insecure you should leave, this is real advice dude

>>828070140Hahaha fucking kids nowadays I'm surprised you are into girls. 1.get a haircut 2. Go out in the sun 3. Stop looking like a 5 yo boy who can't find his mother I'm getting depressed even looking at you.. Maybe just buy a black coat and try hook up with a goth chick instead?? Pretty sure my 9 yo son can kick your ass your daddy must be a fucking retard or something

>>828072017ye rip dude welcome to the loser club man. im 7x 5.5 though

>>828072200This guy

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>>828069085Definitely don't message her on Facebook... You're gonna get left on read like the other 300 fags in her inbox

>>828066959She just has big tits her face is a -2/10

>>828072272This is the shit I'm talking about. Insecure guys like this on 4Chan that constantly look to put down others to make themselves feel better about themselves and their own crappy lives. This is why you should never seek advice here. The site is chock full of losers like this guy who are filled with hate.

Do something with your hair that won't seem too forced, clean shave, stand up straight and most importantly, believe your own bullshit.

>>828072200I haven't gotten a haircut since 2019. Was gonna get one then corona happened.

>>828070140Get a haircut and shave that weak ass facial hair

>>828066959Now that's a girl I'd go to jail for

>>828072439pastebin.com/FSqrDCA1

>>828072482Put it in a ponytail for right now and go to /fit/. Also change those dorky ass glasses. Make fun of her, tease her, don't kiss up. Then when the time is right CASUALLY ask her if she wants to hang or some shit.

>>828072439ThisThe worst part is this site attracts the most weird and impresionable young men. The ones that can be easily influenced by the hate and perpetuation of insecurity. The amount of people on this site brainwashed by random shit they read on this site is way to high for how dumb and hateful it all is

>>828072439Fucking pro tip right there don't seek advice on 4chan

If tits were brains, she would be a fuckin genius

>>828072627Wow you guys should get a room

Do many reps of some simple calisthenic workouts at home 2 days in a row and skip a day and repeat this pattern, do this for a few weeks and youll gain a lot of muscle mass and maybe gain some height, cut your hair or atleast style it different depending on how the types of guys she dates look. Be funny, don't be nervous or youll shitouttaluck yourself from the getgo, make it apparent to her that you intend to flirt or date and then just shoot your shot bro. Worst that can happen, you get rejected and start over with one of her friends lol

>>828072277Nice double Dubs

>>828070140fuck all these dudes and their "get a haircut" faggotry. Literally the only thing you can do is try and ask her out. Just invite her to whatever it is you do outside of school. Getting turned down sucks, but never getting anywhere with anyone because you're too scared to try is worse. You'll respect yourself for having had the guts.

>>828072756Oh no, your just finding out all the red pills you’ve been eating were filled with poison, and you wasted so many good years of your life getting tricked by incels into hating yourself and the whole world

>>828072627youtu.be/5rOiW_xY-kc

>>828070140That's a school shooting waiting to happen

>>828072756Lol. That's so ironic. Your comment makes you the kind of creepy guy we were talking about. So sad. Time to grow up buddy and not be a lifelong deuchebag that I suspect you are on the path of being.

>>828070140is your name Jacob?

>>828070140*Oasis has entered the chat*

>>828066959If you have to ask here, fucking here of all places, it’s over for you

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>>828072872LOL wtf I'm having a awesome life top tier wife for 18 years nice job car kids friends etc.. Just a boomer that's having a hard time with you fucking whimpy kids that's all

>>828072842I agree.If you actually like the girl don't post her pic on 4chan. Jesus, that's the worst you can do

>>828069085Do not slide if you want to date. Fucking, sure. But sliding to date just seethes with insecurity.

>>828073044Sure thing bub

>>828070140Absolutely no chance at all hahahahaha

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>>828070140I sure hope you’re /fit/

Here's my advice if you talk to her try to not look at her boobs but also try to not think too much about not looking at her boobs ah well that's not gonna work out is it never mind just forget what I said.

>>828070140Honestly, you got this. Just go for it, man. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>828073105Yea i know your story was more fun but hey that's life living in a fantasy

>>828071407No he does not lol, but neither do I OP, and I fuck. It’s very possible.

>>828066959If you dont know how to interact with girls then you've already set yourself up for failure.Learn to be a decent human who can interact with girls without sperging out and then you can start going for any girl that you like.

>>828066959wow okay, 10 bucks on you being a boob guy because that is fucking inhuman

>>828072915I kek’d

>>828073182What story

>>828070988No, I’m uncircumcised, thank you very mcuh

>>828070793Supporting your this

>>828071621kek

>>828071943>bulgeI lik dis.

>>828070140You look like a pedophile.

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>>828073044If you are truly what you say you are, and I doubt that you are, because of your behavior, why do you feel the need to put a complete stranger down, when it's obvious that this kid , like millions of other kids, is stuggling with insecurities? Why not be the grownup you profess to be, rather than hate filled little bitch you come off as via your comments ? A real man wouldn't act like this. Personally, I feel you are a complete failure as a human being. i

>>828071298>Forget all these assholes bagging on you. Honestly, you are not a bad looking guy.Beware, these kind of compliments and observations are made by a member of the lgbt

>>828071880>LOL. I'm a married 57 year old man. I'm far from a mad baby. Creep. You're complimenting a teenage boy.

>>828066959Cut your hair and shave, start hitting the gym or working out at home. Learn a few good jokes, find an excuse to talk to her and if it goes well it should be easy to ask her out.

>>828073552Projecting like a motherfucker lmaoWho gives a shit, it’s 4chan

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>>828073760Very true, mfs like them might attempt to force you to take HRT

>>828072920No, It's Ben

>>828073984Mr. Dover, how's it going?

>>828073814You won’t stop looking at our age either.

Alright Guys, here it isIgnore the shirt, it was stuffed in the bottom of my dresser and is wrinkly as fuck

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>>828073760That is so stupid. I was merely trying to help the kid out with good advice. But there is always a retard like yourself that wants to see the kid fail, because you are a loser who is filled with self hate. Nice try though, dirtbag.

>>828073552No fucks giving but glad you got it off your chest

>>828073814Creep ? I'm merely treating the kid with some respect instead of putting him down like others are. If you are attempting to turn my sound advice into some weird sexual thing, then there is something seriously mentally wrong with you. I'm not the problem here. You are.

>>828070140Listen man. Get a haircut, get fit, get laid. it's really that simple

>>828074124Oh nvm, you ain’t too bad looking.Jesus fuck cut that hair and get new frames. I sure hope you’re /fit/ too.

>>828074124Get a bigger head

Holy shit, her ass is upside down

>>828074124Slick the hair back like Fonzie

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>>828074124Maybe a different haircut, but you look alright. But for real, go talk to her.

>>828074124Age?

>>828074124I fucking hope you are a troll because half the people in this thread is trying to find that girl on social media an tell here about this... My guess is that you are some kid trying to get "Ben" in trouble

OP just be yourself. Her liking you is out of your control. No body transformation can change that.

>>82807438715, why?

>>828070140listen faggot, nobody thinks you look like an anime chracter because of your long hair. Cut that shit it's actually cringe.

>>828074418That’s a pretty good conspiracy

>>828066959What’s her VSCO?

>>828070140Get a haircut and shave that baby beard its unbcoming. Also, fucking smile plz, it goes a long way.

>>828074362Looks dumb as fuck imo, but a lot of people requested it so here goes

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>>828074444Damn, that’s a rip. Enjoy that ban kek

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>>828074418Interesting theory

>>828074501I don't think i look like an anime character. It's just my haircut

OP, get a haircut and buy some fashionable clothes. Find out her interests and then start learning about them. Wait for the right moment and then strike up a conversation about a mutually interesting topic. By wait for the right moment I mean a time when you are both alone or if you are in a situation where the conversation can transpire naturally, like when sitting next to or near each other in class or on the bus. If you do not have any mutual friends find a friend of hers that you can become friends with. Use that friendship to get closer to her. Note if you go this route do not end up hooking up or dating this friend because that can fuck up your chance or at least prolong the time it will take to build a sexual relationship with her. Good luck OP. If you do end up smashing please remember this advice and share the nudes with Holla Forums

>>828074643That guys a retard im op im 18

>>828074640Huge Improvement m8

>>828074744:)

>>828074640Needs to be shorter and you'll get like 2-3 points higher. It makes you look smart instead of how dumb you look now.

>>828074640Honestly you could look a lot better, get a haircut and try to smile more, at the moment you just look sad and no-one wants to be with someone who is sad

>>828074640You don't have to smile but dude let the anger out and relaxe its looking like you are about to snap

>>828074955Yea the sad/anger look is what's holding him back

>>828074736OP I should also note that if you could commit to doing a few push ups a day and get a little sun so you tan a bit, you could probably get with her faster. Your a thin dude and if you did push ups and a tan it will highlight your "glammer muscles".

>>828074640Leave the hair on top about this length or maybe a little shorter. Remove the mullet.

I have a retarted smileLike literally you will agree if i take a picture of me smiling you will say stopIt looks like a weird half grin smirk that is honestly really creepySO i barely ever smile

>>828070140Gotta be honesty OP, cut that damn hair, start lifting weights, and either shave that mustache and beard or grow it out completely, its kind of in limbo right now. Besides that work on boosting your self confidence.

>>828075164I've never worked out a day in my life, I usually just take walks or ride my bike to stay in shape.I hate to sound like a faggot attention whore but I also eat practically nothing so idk

>>828075224That's because you hold yourself back with a fake ass smile. Have a genuine smile

>>828075224You don't have to smile but it's looking like you have some anger sadness built up in you. You good OP?

>>828075224practice that shit in the mirror then my dude. I had this problem too, people thought I was pissed all the time because I did not smile but I just had a resting bitch face. It affected my professional life until I learned to fake smiling all the time. On the other hand it did help keep people from fucking with me in school.

>>828074640Gotta do something about that resting school shooter face.

>>828070534If you know the hair is cringe then why do you keep it like that? try an undercut

>>828075443She actually looks like someone who could date a school shooter... Just saying

>>828075315Try doing 30 (3 sets of 10) push ups a day for 30 days. I am telling you it will add definition to your muscles. Girls notice that shit my dude.

Could you ask her if she has any pictures of her tits? I don't know if you ever noticed, but she has these really huge breasts, and you should ask her if you can have some pictures of them.

>>828066959Girls with huge boobs in high school and early college will end up putting on 100lbs in a few years when their metabolism slows down so bang while you can

>>828075522If Op dressed like Fonzie then he would have a chance

>>828075443That is literally my resting face. Are you saying that facial expression is not normal? Maybe im just a lizard trying to understand human society and that's why I dont get it.

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>>828075573or just wait until they are past their prime. Assuming that you remain moderately attractive and have a steady job you will be able to smash once they are past or passing their prime. OR just be rich and smash whenever.

>>828075620Nah you are a kind of special but not lizard

>>828075224

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>>828072833That's still just dubs, Newfag. Also, chek'd

>>828075620Poop your pants in front of her and ask her to change you.

>>828075804Ok oldfag

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>>828075802Bro. Just cut your hair. Like all joking and shit talk aside. You would look a whole lot better with short hair. It might feel weird at first but trust me. Cut it. And smile dude. It helps you feel better as well as look more confident.

>>828075620Smile.

>>828075920Make me 700 lbs less and it's accurate.

>>828066959Drop to your knees and start eating her pussy and asshole. It's ok.

>>828074640that's a very noticeable improvement over the first pic you posted user, good job unironically.

>>828074640Of OP wants to see her make he will give me her social media and I’ll get her naked

>>828070140low key internalized fag you need a closet revamp a new haircut and for the love of god get some decent looking eyglasses you can buy designer frames from china for 30 dollars they are the same hit the gym shave get some good eu de toilette i suggest polo number 3 you can get it shipped from china for like 15 dollars jsut look for it

>>828075802Smile more. Also, don't just wear a plain ass white t-shirt. Go get some nicer looking clothes. You originally looked like a goblin but already showed how fixable your look is.

>>828074124woah that hairlinemove the hair and show it i can suggest a good haircut to mitigate that

>>828074124Look dude you're awkward as fuck I can feel it through the photograph. But you have a lot of potential. You're going to need to work to unleash it though. Start weightlifting, go outside and get some sun you goblin, put your hair up in a man bun, and get some fashionable glasses. The glasses you have don't suit your face shape. If you do all of these things you will build confidence in yourself, make friends, and actually end up better looking than the girl you posted. I shit you not. But you probably are just going to sit inside and play video games and not do any of this shit I was a kiss less 320lb virgin until I was 21. Now I'm ripped and have fucked over a hundred girls. You can do it

>Just smile, man!

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>>828074640heyyyy not gonna lie that's better

>>828076292I Kek’d

>>828066959She looks boring. Sure, no man would resist seizing those titties in a fraction of a microsecond but it looks like that's all she could offer.

>>828070140Jesus Christ the absolute state of Holla Forums

>>828075802i suggest this

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more pictures of the slut

>>828075802Im being honest you look so much better than first pic. With a proper barber haircut you would look fresh. Also, even if you don't get this girl, if you actually maintain a clean shave, stay relatively fit, and dont let your hair get that long again, youre chiliin. Pretty decent looking.

>>828074640Looking good, OP! You'll get her, just smile, for the love of god

>>828075802or go classic and slick

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>>828076266i did, look farther

>>828070140Paint your face like this and you'll get tons of throte pussy

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Dude go for it, she's hot as fuck. Be yourself.

>>828067924

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>>828076401Do you guys unironically think man buns look good? I'd rather kill myself then be caught in public with a man bun

>>828076536hahahahahahahahaahawhy not ne a better version of yourself

>>828076401don't suggest then

>>828075802i'm not op i'm just practicing my sick photoshop skills

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>>828067580How can someone that young be that jowly

Fuck the long hair haters. If you want positive attention from this girl and others in the future, long hair could be the answer.Grow your hair out (shoulder length or longer), take good care of it (condition regularly, don't damage it with color treatments or high heat from blow drying), and keep it shaped/trimmed up with monthly visits to a hairdresser who knows what the fuck she's doing. When guys want to grow their hair out, we all have to suffer through the dreaded "awkward mid-length that I can't do anything with" stage, and it looks like you're nearing the end of that. Keep letting it grow out during lockdown and you'll have a bitchin' mane when you're back to life as normal being in public regularly. This will present a variety of advantages:You'll set yourself apart from most of the other guys in your class (Most dudes don't have long hair, so it's an instantly-recognizable feature making you more memorable) and it'll get you more positive attention from the ladies than you expect. They're used to seeing long hair on themselves, not on guys. They fry the shit out of their hair with flatirons or curling irons and blow dryers and bleach...guys aren't expected to do any of that shit, so we get off easy with just washing and brushing, and our hair looks better then theirs for it. They'll notice yours is shiny and soft and will want to play with it.

>>828076587he whant's to keep his hair long i'm not here to suggest a radical change as that tankes time to obtain there are different types of men buns and remember vikings has ponytails and braids and they fucked A LOT

Tkopowersports.com

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>>828076694This + Death Metal

>>828076284That's right user, do all these superficial things to address your deep-seeded emotional issues.

>>828076694i agree with this dude, bitches love long hair, doesnt work for every guy though. you just have to get through the awkward phase of hair, i wore hats a lot

>>828070263hope that's scarsasum, because your dumb if you belive that

>>828076828>scarsasum

>>828076823Yea, long hair works, but go to a real stylist, minimum $40-50. That Great Clips do does nothing for ya.

>>828076765Hell yeah.

>>828077042

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>>828076694We used to call those the weird guys

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>>828074640get a nice jacket to go with the white t shirt

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>>828076823Right, not every style works for every guy. But even in the realm of "long hair" there are multiple styling options and I think he'd do just fine. That awkward phase is a total bitch, especially if your hair's wavy/curly, but OP's seems pretty straight, so that's easier to deal with.

>>828066959Listen to me bro,I know what I'm saying.>get her somewhere romantic>no words,take out dick. Works every time,thank me later

>>828070140Hey bro. Not to chime in with everyone, but you can actually become a handsome boy if you get clean shaven and do something about that hair. And don't get discouraged if she turns you down. It's just life, never stop improving yourself.As for the facial hair, for most dudes, the 5 o'clock shadow doesn't look good until you're a grown ass man. It works well enough for me, but I'm 32. Pic related.

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>>828066959Ask her out.

>>828077165i know what you mean about the wavy/curly part, my head was a fucking cotton ball for months. and OP if you go with long hair then make sure you use the right conditioner/shampoo for you hair, and make sure it's women's stuff, mens shampoo and stuff is dogshit for you hair

>>828076694yes yes yes and again yes

>>828077111I'm sure life as an 18-year-old isn't the same now as it was back when I experienced it in 2008, but we weren't ostracized for being "weird" as much as we were stereotyped as all being stoners and surfers. YMMV depending on time and location, obviously. The only flak I ever really got for it was from old people telling me I looked like a hippie and needed to cut my hair.

>>828076284>good advice,but the last part is lies. you are still kiss less virgin,admit it

>>828076401gay

>>828077269I'll pile on. I'm 30 and my facial hair was still too sparse and patchy to look good any way other than clean-shaven until about 27. It's weird and unique to every guy, but don't force it if it's not happening. Just be patient.

>>828074124Timestamp because i found the profile you stole these pics from.

>>828076688nice

>>828077516OH SHIT

>>828074139Says the pedo

>show her your peepee >say it was an accident

>>828077334Absolutely, some Dove Intensive Care or something recommended for your hair type by a legit stylist at a salon (no GreatClips, as was said before). No Axe-branded 2in1 crap.

ask her if she wants to go four wheeling

>>828077516Post or gtfo

>>828074285Why so defensive? Pedo.

>>828077516While I'm sure op is a fag, I want pics/more of the girl!

Hot and good body arent always interchangeable. She had nice tits and fairly thin, but she is definitely not hot. OK is the best description you could give

>>828077452yep

>>828077595i normally use Maui, trying Deva right now cause Maui was out of stock everywhere. going to a stylist after quarantine

>>828076765thats me 4 years ago,great hair,headbanged well. now, stylish hair,more pussy,still deathmetal tho

when did Holla Forums get so nice?

>>828077577kek

>>828077825i think a lot of Holla Forums is nice, just degenerate shitposters 90% of the time

>>828074124you look like a future child molester

>>828077913I agree. I think the nice ones tend to lurk more so the loudmouth shitposters are the only ones you hear from most of the time. We've all been awkward teenagers in weird situations with low emotional intelligence, and most of us survived that and would like to see/help others survive it too.

>>828067132this is the biggest crock of shit people will tell you all throughout your life. Don't just "be yourself" be the best version of yourself. Sometimes I'm lazy me sometimes romantic sometimes i'm a slacker sometimes i'm a professional. When you're trying to impress someone you bring your A game. As the relationship settles you can slack more. People aren't always walking around being their genuine self they're putting out an image to get what they want out of society. What image do you want to project?

>>828070140fucking kekkys

>>828077399I had friends like you. They weren't metalheads though. More like early indie lovers. Great to hang out with. Them playing guitar and me rolling joints are some of the fondest memories I've got. Takes me back.

>>828077825>>828078351ah, there we go, much more comfortable.

>>828077825Some filth doesn't go through the filter. Maybe all of us are him in some way which is why he gets accepted.

>>828077516So I notice we've seen nothing more from OP since this post...

>>828079174Yes, pretty scared for my life right nowIf somebody exposed me i'd honestly kill myself

>>828066959She has big tits yeah but she looks like a stuck up bitch who is maybe a 7.

>>828079174>My guess is that you are some kid trying to get “Ben” in trouble>>828074418^Guess this guy was right^

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