Would you

would you

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Would i what?yes

Yup

>>827483979No>>827484007kys

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>>827483979Absofuckinglutely. And twice on Sunday. Outside in the backyard.

>>827483979not even if she was the last person alive

>>827483979Naw>Be like Dry humpin Da shoat bus> so naw

>>827483979How dare you

Germans are pedo sex weirdos as always

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Yeah probably, gonna freeze mycock off though in that icy cunt.

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>>827483979HOW DARE YOU

>>827483979>would youWould I what... tell her to deal with the fact China is the #1 polluter in the world and that she's a retarded sperg?

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>>827483979Safety first

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>>827483979I would berry my dick so far inside her asswho ever could pull it out would be crowned King ArthurSeriously tho..., I would work that ass every day for the rest of my life. Just have Amazon drop off a 55gal drum of lube every month. I'd lay on my back on a scaffold for years and paint her guts like Michelangelo did the ceiling of the Sistine chapel)

>>827483979Not until late January next year.

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No, she will hex me and my family

>>827483979I would nut

No, she's fucking disgusting and definitely smells terribly because of her shitty diet and "natural" shampoos. Big ass forehead and disgusting ass teeth, the only faggots saying "yes" are virtuous pedos. Plus she's an actual retard.

She has cancer

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>>827485524>I'll take "what incels say" for $200, Alex

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>>827485634Biggest cope in the universe, as if the incels aren't the ones saying they'd fuck her. If you'd fuck this chick you've either never had pussy, are a sex addict, or want to fuck her because she's technically legal but looks like a child.

>>827485524>Plus she's an actual retard.Okaaay... is that supposed to deter me? I think it'd be relatively easy to convince her that with the state of the world, it would be immoral and irresponsible to bring a child into it. Therefore, she should advocate for anal sex worldwide. Fervently. Regularly. Evangelically.

>>827486332If you had standards you wouldn't touch a retard, poor hygiene, irrational, probably would cry rape after the sex. No way, Jose.

>>827485931Great googily moogily

>>827486601....Dave?

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I really need to get a pair of Greta's unwashed panties

>>827483979Imagine opening your eyes in the morning, you're a bit groggy from the environmental gala, having had too much to drink. You suddenly realize there's a waifish young female in your bed, you see her head on the pillow, she looks like an angel as she snoozes. The night was wild, dreamy and you are unsure if it really happened. Then she opens her eyes, smiles and says in Swedish "Let's fight climate change, together..." You realize you bedded the guest of honor, Greta Thunberg.

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>>827486659Dave's not here man...

>>827486469Hah, I had standards when I was young. Now that I'm old, if I had it all to do over again, I would fuck ALL of them. Tall, short, skinny, fat, smart, stupid, white, purple... Every last one. They'd be figuring out my genetic impact on the world for a thousand years, they'd call me Genghis II...

>>827486786My shark needs some covfefe

>>827486733That sounds like the most bestest dream anyone could ever hope for

>>827486733has she EVER brushed those teeth, let alone seen a dentist?

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>>827486096>If you'd fuck this chick you've either never had pussy, are a sex addict, or want to fuck her because she's technically legal but looks like a child.which is basically nobody right?

>>827486789I can actually respect that, I guess I'm just too young to concern myself with fucking a stinky retard who would bitch about the sky the whole time.

>>827486733Can't unsee the Swedish Chef talking now

>>827486875Sounds like 99.7% of 4chan

>>827486883Well, she wouldn't walk straight or have a normal shit for the rest of her life... Ah, I suppose one pays the price.

I've heard from more than one source that Greta wears adult diapers because she has trouble controlling her bowels

No she's fucking ugly. She's looks too childlike to me. It's a creepy feeling and her overbearing personality is really quite similar to children as well. She might looks better when or if she aged about 10 years and was more busty.

>>827487065>more than one source that Greta wears adult diapers because she has trouble controlling her bowelsSigh...(unzips)

I think Gretchen Thumberger is pretty

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>>827483979Bomb her?Yes

They say she's a vegan. Does that mean she doesn't swallow cum?

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>>827486733That is one sexy smile!

>>827487065Sounds about right

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>>827487248Well, she's not gonna let your cum destroy the planet, is she?

>>827487299That's just the smile of a child, fucking nonce

>>827486789Over 50 hereCan confirm

>>827487037Apparently she doesn't have normal shits anyways

>>827487450Like I said...

>>827487388Greta is such a good girl

>>827487644I wanna sniff 'em!!!

>>827486733Did anyone ever post those pics of her peeing in the bucket while she was crossing the Atlantic?

>>827488002I want that bucket!!!

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>>827488002No, but I have this

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>>827487936Actually, if she fucked you it would cause you to breathe heavier which would release more carbon dioxide so she probably wouldn't. She believes she can see it so she's definitely not gonna blind herself for your pleasure.

Fuk yea wat r u gay

>>827483979Sexy little potato. You have stolen my dreams. How dare you?

>>827488280I laffed good job son

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You KNOW that even if she was of age, and fully consented, the moment you touched anywhere near between her legs, she would make that loud, high pitched retard honking screech and start slapping the side of her own head.>>827488380I aim to please.

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>>827483979Yes.But with Trump's shrivled micro-dick.

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>Mfw faggots give a fuck about a planet they won't live to see the end of

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