Rev up those secrets, it's time for a secrets thread.My secret is I fap to these stories, fake or real

I'm a pretend straight man, 6 ft, broad shoulders average pp. But my ultimate fantasy is to be a trap. I just wanna be cute and small and girly and get cuddled by a big strong bf that will breed out my bussy and make me his boywife bitch. I want to live as his housewife and serve him as he asks, as a good wife should, and take his cock and shower with him and kiss his cheek when he leaves for work.I guess my options are either find a way to change myself or make a cool rope necklace, because I think about this constantly and can't get over it, it's not even an entirely sexual thing. I deliberately avoid mirrors.

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I got pregnant twice by the same married man, first time I was twelve years old, second time I was fifteen, I remember him being a bit handsy with me and other girls at school, he was the principal at my school and he was well off, he even paid for both abortions, that was almost forty years ago. once I graduated he never bothered to call, I still fantasy about him sometimes.

I've developed a fetish for setting small objects on fire. It's yet to become a problem, but I'm scared that it might get worse.

>>827407992You have two optionsfigure out a new fetish that is similar but different or just fucking go for it

>>827407992Send boi pussy and well tell you if youre good enough

>>827407939You're a weird ass nigga bruh

>>827407992I really like masculine crossdressers.

>>827408162I've considered it but I can't imagine living as our favorite Gamestop "girl" which is what I feel I'd look like>>827408197Nah but I'm in pic related>>827408412I know some people are into that but I don't think it's all that many

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I haven't fapped in 108 days

>>827408789...Is there a reason that you're counting? Are you trying to go a full year?

>>827407085My first boyfriend dumped me when we were both 13 because I wouldn’t give him a handjob

>>827408723You actually have the startings of a good trap bod. Just do some squats and stuff.You look soft, which is nice.

>>827407824enterprise resource planning?

>>827409560Erotic roleplay.

>>827409653I mean I knew it wasn’t enterprise resource planning, I googled it and that’s the first thing that came up, but I still feel like a fucking dumbass. Thanks friend.

I got my first girlfriend pregnant. She got an abortion so it all worked out I guess.

>>827407085I started groping/molesting girls since I was 5, I knew and understood I was a small child and cute so no one would be suspicious if I felt their ass to much. It got worst when puberty hit me and went to high school I would purposeful get on trains just to grope some girls/woman.that's when I started to stop cause I was grown big and not cute and small anymore, but it had control over me so I started walking home and masturbated more to get the tendencies out. And now I'm addicted to porn. I sometimes grope when I'm in trains or buses but not as much as I did. Ooh I also had sexual stuff with my sister.

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I realised every single female in my life has bpd, and I don't know if I am seeking them out because I loved broken people or if they're seeking me out as a point of stability to anchor themselves to.>>827409001should have given him that handjob user

My older brother's best friend moved in with us when I was 13 and he was 16. He quickly became my best friend, he was so much nicer than my brother. We'd play video games, and he'd sometimes buy new ones. He introduced me to FF7, Chrono Trigger, all kinds of classics that I still love to this day. He also drove me to and from school saving me hours on the bus every day. I idolized him.Then one day it was really hot. We were home alone because my brother was still taking exams, and his friend said we should just get down to our boxers, since we're both guys and friends. Then he had my sit in his lap like I did all the time, another sign I failed to notice beforehand. So while playing Shadow of the Colossus he keeps shifting around pointing out random things for me, and I feel my underwear slipping further down and down, until I feel his cock rest against my backside, just above my ass cheeks. Then he whispers in my ear asking if I like him, and if I want to play a game with him.

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I fap knowing friends stole gf nudes from my phone

>>827410334He already had his boxer shorts down so when he told me I'd need to take mine off I just let him pull them the rest of the way off. During all of this I had popped a small boner but at that point had no idea what to do with it or what it meant (shitty sheltered family). He was surprised and said I must really want to play. He had me lay down on my bed and got on top of me, pressing our cocks together then lowering his body against me, grinding slowly at first and then humping like he was really fucking me. I didn't know what I was feeling but I placed each hand on his shoulders. He looked me right in the eyes and I swear my lips began to spread open for him before he even began, but he leaned forward and kissed me like an adult.

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My best friend since middle school (we’re in our late 20’s now) is having some serious trouble with his wife of a year (they dated since 9th grade). She recently picked up and left him to go chase a career in healthcare out of state and told him she wanted a divorce. He fucked one girl before her but she’s been his only source of sex since. Anyway, they haven’t filed or anything and he refuses to do it. I’m pretty sure he’d take her back no questions asked if she wanted to. They’ve been split up almost 9 months now. Our mutual best friend told me that his wife (her ex bf of a couple months, they dated less than 6 months in the ninth grade) would frequently tell him she still loved him, wanted to fuck him all while my best friend and slut wife as she will now be called where still together. My best friend does not know this. I feel a little guilty but mostly mad at my other friend for not telling him about it right away. I advised him not to say anything because he already fucked him over not telling him right away and the dude doesn’t need it emotionally. I just can’t shake the feeling that if he knew this info he would fucking file already and cut her slut bitch ass off. He’s not a great looking dude but he’s the actual funniest person I’ve ever met irl and can make any person laugh. He’s never awkward and has crazy perception and comedic timing. If he could let his looks and sadness over his ex go he could definitely land a girl well out of his league with his personality alone and to me it’s tragic he is the way he is right now because of her. TLDR; my best friend is going through a divorce and having a hard time but I secretly know his wife intended to cheat on him and tried multiple times.

-i was kids, maybe around 10. -was walking around my housing area-a guys, in the 40s, approach me.-ask me to go inside his car, I agreed. -bring me to this dark place, very silent.-he do what soft core pedophile do, but not fucking me. and give me few bucks.

>>827410567How do you know

I have no feelings towards anyone not even my family. Maybe it's a problem in my head, but when we lost family members I've never cried and was looked upon as strong, but in reality I don't really feel a thing. I've had 16 gfs just to get the feeling of love, but I still feel nothing. I'm now 30 married cause that's what you're suppose to do.

>>827410293Someone with bod is really hard to deal with, how do you find it? And no, I’m very glad I had enough self respect not to do it + I was far too young. Although he still told his friends that I did, and I was known as a whore because of it for a long time lmaoo

>>827410740While we were kissing he began spreading my legs open wide and reached a hand first to my little cock playing with it, feeling it in his hand, then licked his finger all over and slipped down to my ass, easing it in while still humping me. He began exploring with his finger inside of me and kind of thrusting with it, combined with him humping our cocks together made me cum for the first time consciously. He then sat up over me and began stroking his cock, using one hand to hold one of my legs up in the air so he had a good view of my anus, and when he was about to cum he pressed it right up to my hole, blasting me with cum, but only a little got into me.

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>>827411193Do you think you have some sort of personality disorder? Or that you could be a sociopath?

I recorded my younger cousin in the shower and I still fap to the video

>>827408723Excuse me sir

>>827411223*bpd

I was inadvertently responsible for a workplace accident that killed someone. They didn’t focus on me in the investigation since the crew chief cut so many corners he looked guilty. I’m pretty sure it was my fault for not double checking a load was secure. It came loose on a turn and pinned a guy and he later died.

I fucked my cousin when she was staying nearby in a hotel for my sisters wedding

>>827407085Kid blew his brains out with a .357 magnum in school, need I say more?

>>827411313Bipolar is unlikely but he definitely should see a therapist about it. Bipolar disorder is another word for manic depression. You go through phases of severe depression followed by phases of extreme energy (manic) episodes.

What the fuck could turn you on about this

>>827411677That shits not real. There is no such thing as depression. Just weak minds.Oh you're "depressed" so you sleep in until noon and drink all day. No it's the other way around.

Does being attractive matter, or does a big dick the only thing that matters to girls?

>>827407339kek

>>827410943Saw the iMessages on tablet They deleted them from my phone

>>827411413Huh?

>>827411836Jesus Christ you’re retarded

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>>827411677I didn’t suggest he had bipolar??

>>827411836>depression literally alters your brain chemistry>hurrr durr just be happy, mental illness isn’t realShut the fuck up

>>827412022Ok fine, I’m sorry ma’am

>>827412160You can be fit, healthy, exercise everyday, socialise, have no issues with money, have a decent job & a good life & still be depressed. At the same time, chronic or clinical depression makes it really hard to do normal, day to day things that a mentally well person could do with ease. Stop being such an uneducated fuck.

>>827411971Let’s see pics they took

>>827411223>how do you find itIf you're too deeply invested, it can ruin you. if you hold yourself back a bit, it's much easier to be able to help during the harder times while being able to enjoy the good times.having some lower intensity friends would be nice, though. >I’m very glad I had enough self respect not to do itat what age did you have the self respect to finally start grabbing dicks?

>>827412272Not postingDon’t want her online

>>827412328Kik?

>>827412354Don’t have

>>827412303That’s fair enough, I don’t think I would be able to deal with someone who’s that intense, and changes their feelings towards you a lot - I’m too sensitive. I lost my virginity (and self respect haha) & did all other things for the first time at 18 with my ex boyfriend, who ended up being abusive. So yeah, should never have lost that self respect.

>>827412067It's just facts. 100 percent of people in double blind tests claiming depression claimed relief with placeboAnother one took it a step farther claiming anti depressants would be given but that due to budget constraints it would likely be a while, however participants were still required to show up to very early daily meetings. Even without medication simply waking up early and being part of a group most claimed significant well being improvement.

I’m a landlord. I sometimes spy on my tenants when they’re in the shower and have drugged and raped one girl a few times.

Got drunk with some of my friends from high school on my 21st birthday. Wound up sucking two of them off after everyone else left. After that they both started hitting me up privately for another blowjob. This became kind of a routine thing for us, though they didn't know about each other. Then they started wanting more, and after some coaxing I gave in. Now I don't know what to do. When I'm with a girl it doesn't feel as good as a prostate orgasm. I was completely straight before this, now I can't make myself stop.

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>>827412542Cringe Bluepilled

>>827412927They are widely available public documents available in the AJP

>>827412542Source or gtfo

>>827412556When do you plan on killing yourself? Do you plan on jumping off a bridge or blowing your brains out?

>>827407085Im 20 and nothing turns me on more than grannies that are 60 plus. I love how they look and how used their pussy is and how I can pound them into a woman again.

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>>827412556Landlords continue being the worst human beings in existence. What the fuck else is new. Kill yourself faggot

>be me, 15> go over friends house (female) 15> hot day in July, her mom invites me and my mom to hang out at their pool>get there > friend is not extremely pretty, used to have crush on her in middle school, now sophomore >plays softball, has nice round ass and good titties> strictly friends > get to her house, she is already in bikini>diamonds>ask to go to the bathroom to calm down, come back outside>hang out in pool with her for an hour or two, can’t stop thinking about her perfect body>finally dry off >get my first good look at her ass, jiggles when she dries her hair with her towel > go to her room, being a softball chick ofc she’s a tomboy, play on her PlayStation >I try to push my luck, get flirty>it’s working>we start talking about girlfriends and boyfriends, eventually sex > Out of the blue she asks “who would you want to try that with user, hypothetically?”> extremely nervous, reply “someone I’d known for a while hypothetically.”>smirks, leans in, glance at her plump titties>she puts her hand on my dick>already diamonds, even more so now>smiles devilishly >both lean in for a kiss, start making out on her bed >both start humping each other >grab her titties and squeeze >fuck yeah>she starts slipping off my swim trunks, looks at my dick, almost puzzled >starts stroking it, kinda badly but oh well>at this point we’re both kissing, she is laying on my left while she strokes with one hand, im squeezing her tits and rubbing her nipples>she moans > 5 mins later she lets me touch her pussy> take off her last piece of clothing, rub her as fast As I could, stopping to squeeze her ass and kiss>goes back to stroking> I cum furiously >happens 3 more times that summer >I get a gf and she gets a bf, still occasionally flirty but we never did anything after that again

>>827413328Sauce?

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I'm a worthless faggot who will likely never amount to anything. But that's not really a secret.

Instead of having sexual experiences in high school I just played wow all day and had a blast, but now I’m starting to wonder if I fucked up, and that girls won’t date me because I’m a virgin and so don’t have the same experience they do. Although the girls always annoyed me and I was the only white person at my school and didn’t find any girl attractive, i wonder if I made a mistake.

Stole a few thongs from a friend that I was helping.I see her every now and again and I want to get nudes ff her phone but I don't know how to.Pic kinda related. A slightly thicker version of this

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>>827413885How were you the only white person, where do you live?Try and find a girl that’s also a virgin maybe. But don’t worry, not much is lost from not fucking random whores in high school.

>>827412272Really surprised they would actually steal themFirst time was only pantie picThen left couple more in my gallery Eventually nude w/faceThey just act normal the next day

>>827410743Tell your friend dude. It may be hard but he’s gonna waste his life with that bitch unless he knows she ain’t worth it

webmd.com/bipolar-disorder/guide/bipolar-diet-foods-to-avoidIn summary. Don't be a fat lazy piece of shit. Besides there's no test for it anyway so if you say you got, here's some pills

>>827414010Where do you even find virgin girls past high school? And I went to school with a lot of rich Persians

>>827412771Greentexting some examples.>weeknight, get a text from one of them saying he needs me>tell him I'm not home, he asks where I'm at and I tell him driving back from such and such>his apartment complex is along the way>tells me to meet him in the parking garage and he'll show me to his apartment>finally get to parking garage, drive up several stories, finally find him, has me park in a dark but crowded corner of the garage>get out of the car to meet him and he immediately starts feeling me up and unbuckling my belt, I'm telling him to calm down and wait until we get inside but he's ignoring me completely>turns me around so that I'm bent over the hood of my car, shoves my jeans down and with only a little spit as lube just forces it in>the entire time he's riding me I'm thinking what if someone sees us, what if we're on camera, what the fuck has my life become, before eventually pushing all of those thoughts away because it feels too fucking good>while fucking me he gives a good reach around, whispering in my ear what a good girl I am>I cum like a bomb going off, just blasting cum everywhere>sends him over the edge, he starts plowing me as hard as he can before I feel his cum shooting into me>finally done and clothes back on, ask him wtf got into him, he says his roommate came home with a bunch of friends

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A friend of mine wants to cheat on his wife because he didn’t get to fuck around like she did before they met and he thinks it’s just getting even since it grosses him out that she’s been with more people than he has and he’s a man. Should I encourage this behavior or no?

I have 5 nieces, would gladly fuck them, one in particular

I enjoy chatting about how much the idea of doxing my ex turns me on .. anyone else have that fantasy drop kik

>>827414399I think I’m gonna sit him and the friend that she tried to fuck down so he can tell my buddy what exactly she said and did and when.

>>827414584Christian girls, shy girls etc. I have a couple of friends who are waiting till marriage.

My neighbor girl next door was wildly bipolar and introduced me to masturbating, porn, and took my virginity. Her living room faced the back yard and had a sliding glass door, so I'd come peek in whenever I wanted to hang out. One day while doing this I saw her on the couch with her hand down her pants and fucking froze. She told me to come in and close the blinds. She was watching porn while wearing a bikini, and asked me if I knew how to jack off. Told her no, and she wound up teaching me in exchange for me rubbing her pussy lips with my hand. It was the best day of my fucking life. We had so many encounters over the years. I've never been that happy with a girl before. Probably never will be.Pic unrelated but reminds me of her.

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>>827415047Tell him to grow the fuck up and if he wants to fuck other people that bad to end the relationship already. Trust me fucking other people will not erase what he perceives to be diminished value in her.

>>827415410I was raised in a very popular “sexually liberated” city so we have very few people like that here. I guess if I leave I’ll join a church but I’m not sure how to find shy girls exactly

I'm going to fuck a friend after quarantine is over.

>>827415466I think that because people kinda talk behind his back about how she fucked around while she was young and that she must have settled for him since no one else would date her that gets to him. Also do you think her sleeping around increased her “value”?

What do if I have a stiffie when I see a seagull?

>>827415410Do your friends expect the guys to be virgins as well or no?

I participated in a "circle jerk" in college with five other guys. We didn't touch each other, just masturbated in a race while watching Wild Things. Whoever came first won. The ironic thing is that 3 of those guys are now married to women, and the other two and me exclusively date women.

>>827407085I creep and fap to my sister I tried to stop but cant stop wanting her fat ass

>>827407085My neighbor had an annoying little dog that would always scamper into my yard and shit in it. One day I had enough and when I caught it I kicked the living shit out of it and it limped home. Later my neighbor told me they had to put it down because it seemed as though a car hit it and there was too much internal bleeding. Told him that shit is rough, went inside, cracked open a cold one and watched some Fist of the North

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>>827410133Don't they notice and get mad with you tho

>>827416192Fuck you.

>>827416192Thats pretty pathetic even for you user, but I'm guessing you can't vent your frustrations any other way unless it's someone that can't fight back like a small child, old woman or animal.

>>827415979Sounds like you're a bunch of homos

>>827416648Well yeah, that's the point. We did this gay thing in college and don't talk about it, but I feel weird when I see some of those guys wives and I don't know if I should tell them what their husbands did or what.

I slept with various underaged girls and am planning to do it again soon.

>>827416779Nigga keep that shit to yourself. You didn’t rape or harm anyone, just some gay shit, it’s not like a man hearing their wife experimented with women in college

>>827415963The Christian ones yes, they do expect the guy to be a virgin as well. But they’re quite accepting and not very judgemental (hence why they’re friends with me lmao) so maybe they’d let it slide for the right person. The ones that are shy & waiting for the right guy to come along don’t really mind.

>>827416913How is it different? If I end up marrying my girlfriend, I'm gonna have to tell her about this first, and these women might want to know the truth about their husbands.

>>827416934How does one find shy women? Every woman I meet online has a bunch of orbiters who always interrupt conversations or try to pull her attention away and that’s not my style

>>827407939Guess your pissing hobby is ended up by your parents finding the piss drawer

>>827417055Dude, no one needs to know shit, what happens in the circle jerk stays on the circle jerk

Over the past few months the only thing that turns me on are traps. I also fantasize about being a trap but I've got broad shoulders and I'm 6'1

There was a plane crash in college and I didn't even cry.

>>827417224I really don’t know I’m afraid, I just know them from school, the problem with shy girls is they don’t tend to go out much so you don’t meet them often lol

>>827417348Ban this sick filth

>>827411313I went to a therapist when I was about 4 years old for killing animals and stuff, I don't know what i got diagnosed with nor did my parents ever tell me for 26 years now. I'm gonna ask them in the near future. and if I was diagnosed with sociopathy, is it treatable or is it to late?

>>827408789I would dearly love to be the person that gets to suck your dick at the end of this

i want to be in a literal relationship with my mom. i want to be her boyfriend, and i want us to make love every morning and every night

>>827408009That's so hot greentext

>>827416934What do women like this look for in a man? I know the usual smart, funny, handsome, and has goals but what do they really want that goes beyond that?

I've had sex with my best friend's mom for about 2 years now, even though she's married

I first started masturbating in the summer between high school and college, and in those first few months I was awkward and insatiable. I even masturbated in my college library to a photo of Uma Thurman in a book about Terry Gilliam.

>>827417500You a man or a woman?

>>827417592Depends on the person. Usually a matching personality, similar goals in life, financial stability, etc.

>>827416192Fuckin based

>>827417599I too, have sex with her as well

Just before the quarantine, I saw a ~9ish year old boy using the urinal today. I stood right next to him and did nothing but ogle his boy meat. Now every night when I screw my wife I picture him and cum harder than I ever thought possible. She thinks it's something to do with a new position we do. Should I tell her?

>>827408789Your balls will be explode soon

>>827407570Dope

>>827417698What does financial stability mean? Don’t know a lot of guys my age who are living in their own house and busting out the Ferrari so do they want older men?