Illuminati Card Game investigation thread

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

Yes, this game is very interesting indeed.
I'm fairly certain that almost all of you are familiarized with this card game, and how it seems to uncannily predict quite a substantial amount of things. If these predictions were intentional, I assume we can extract a significant amount of knowledge from this game, which is why a thread dedicated to connecting the dots regarding it could be crucial to massive advancements. And if we find reason to these correlations being coincidental, at least we won't have to deal with it anymore.
For people who are unfamiliar, I recommend conducting personal background research into this game.
Pics related are some connections that I didn't find online. Attempt to manifest yours so we can proceed unveiling this frightening crystal ball of a card game.
List to most, if not all, cards:
reptilianilluminati. wordpress.com/2014/01/31/illuminati-card-game-all-illuminati-cards/

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.fo/WjQKZ
cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

These are more correlations I found from a conspiracy site.

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

This is for the "Praise Kek" crowd.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Are these real 1995 cards?

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

I probably should have played this, instead of getting into Magic, and now being sick of how pozzed it's become.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Honestly it seems like cards are being "added" to this game back in 1995. Makes me wonder if our magic is inserting our memes into it

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

High Quality thread. Glad you have us looking at cards from 1995 and not fighting Clinton/Pence trying to undermine Trump.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

The creator of these cards is probably intertwined within elitist affairs, unraveling this game can be very advantageous.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

From what I heard after September 11th the FBI raided their offices and the cards nearly put them out of business with legal fees.

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

The FBI would only raid their office unjustifiably if these cards hold some sort of value for them to conceal.

David Myers
David Myers

Hence, any secret surplanted within this game could provide assistance to us regarding the Shillary campaign to undermine trump.

James Green
James Green

Pure coincidence

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

is this game the synchronicity jackpot or what

Julian White
Julian White

Have a coldie and shitpost with us, mate.

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

woah

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

The bottom right card there is altered, the original card had brown hair, and probably implied that it depicted Reagan.

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

Teflon Ron?

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

unmasked would seem to be a world leader revealing themselves as the one ruler. not anonymoose or some other activist group

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Has anyone here played this game? Is it fun?

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

I'm pretty sure you're getting it confused, there are two cards with similar pictures.mthe Teflon coating has blonde hair and the card that did not depict teflon coating had brown hair.or at least I'm pretty sure that's how it was anyway

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

Where's the one that looks like it has spurdo in the background and user in the foreground?

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

yes

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

WEW

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

Interesting times is the name of the card. The text goes on about something that even the masters no longer know what is going on causing them to argue in raised voices, slam doors and destory small nations.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

I'll never view pizza the same again after the Podesta leaks.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

Oh fuck.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

I remember old thread when some user pointed them out, those cards are pretty accurate.

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

It's only uncanny if you're a dumb shit who wasted his life watching the electric Jew and playing videogames.

For anyone old enough, who remembers Steve Jackson games and what happened there, you're BONKERS.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

*googles*
Holy Hell it's actually real.
archive.fo/WjQKZ

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Not an actual card from the deck

ur a fag

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Is it a shop? If it is, it appears to have been referenced three years ago – well before the Podesta Emails.

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

I tried to find out. So here is a video about this card from 2009. Kek ist a fucking psyop, fuck!

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

/tg/ user here, I haven't played it but my understanding is that it's better than most of the absolute dreck that Steve Jackson Games put out over the years. It's a pretty bog standard take-that card game, but at least a well done one. It also dates back to 1982 for the original version, not 1995 like posted in the thread, although the cards posted in the thread are from the 1987 deluxe remake of the game or its expansions (release dates 1999, 2001, 2007, 2010).

I doubt it has any significance in any way, shape or form. Holla Forums didn't invent the conspiracy theory. And when you make a game and a total of 7 different expansions (3 for the original, 4 for the deluxe which contained all of the original expansions) you end up with hundreds of cards and if you go through you'll probably find a couple that look like real life events considering that the subject matter is actual political violence.

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

That's the shittiest analysis I've ever seen

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

It's not a shop, it's real. It's listed in my strategy guide, FYI there are 450+ cards.

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

Why the fuck nobody posted this??

We are hitler wizards

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

in fact, some of them are getting younger…
Holla Forums confirmed for lots of underages

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

We're reincarnating nimwit. Now we just need Hitler's brain.

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

this is a reference to the natsoc deepstate becoming active again since all the way back to OP werwolf. paperclip brought them in after ww2 and they built an intel empire that permeates all our branches.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

"The Frog God" is based on Lovecraftian god, Tsathoggua, in the Illuminatus! trilogy (which the cards are based on.) Just wait until you see the Fnords.

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

Yeah, we played the hell out of Illuminati:NWO in 93 and 94 – I've seen all these cards in person. I haven't noticed any inserted cards later.

Not quite. Steve Jackson Games got raided in the early 90s when they were making GURPS Cyberpunk, because the FBI thought a game about hacking and cracking was a manifesto. They eventually got their hard drives back but it took a long time.

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

It seems there was a tabletop simulator workshop mod for this card game. But the Jews with the copyright took it down. anybody have the files?

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

My buddy bought a bunch of packs recently, unopened from 95. They're all real.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Why in the fuck is every single screenshot of every card in such low resolution that the small print is blurry and hard to read. Get better pictures!

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

The teflon coating card is OBama.

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

nice thumbnails

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

It talks about reincarnation by "getting younger".
Some of us literally wuz Thule society members/Esoteric Hitlerists.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

Videogames are good

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

Winner Takes Earth
I vaguely remember this. Not much info can be found through basic searches. Anyone know what the hell this was all about?

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

Thank you. I've been looking for these so I could make it for Tabletop simulator.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

Here's some:
Kikes knowng about how to do a conspiracy
Flatearth psyops
The use of underground groups to destroy a group

Kinda reminded of that religious or /fringe/ explaining how (((they))) are forced to work under God's law of "For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed", else this secret things wouldnt be allowed to happen or something like that if done in full secrecy. A kike way to bypass of find loopholes, thats for sure.

Carson White
Carson White

The creator of this was Robert Anton Wilson, he was a prominent Discordianist.

Discordianism is a religion whose central figure is Eris (aka Discordia) the Greek goddess of chaos. I highly recommend every user to read its holy book, the Principia Discordia. The Illuminatus books and games are based on its teachings.

Robert Anton Wilson's Prometheus Rising is also a great book. Read it.

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

Holla Forums is the spiritual reincarnation of the thule society and a reformation of the "black-clad legion"

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

BTW, the Principia Discordia is in the public domain, the full text, with an introduction by Robert Anton Wilson is here:

cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Highly recommend his essay "The Spaghetti Theory of Conspiracy"

worldtradecenter911. blogspot.jp/2002/01/spaghetti-theory-of-conspiracy.html

This guy was obviously woke af

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