I want good Holla Forums-tier cat names. So far I've come up with
Good Cat Names
David Thomas
Jordan Hernandez
>>>/4chan/
Hunter Peterson
Pussolini
Brayden Garcia
Thought about that one, but it doesn't work as well if you say it out loud.
William Sanders
Adolf Kitler.
Jacob Gomez
Cat's only recognize short names when you call them. If you name your cat "Furballs" he will only recognize "balls" as his name. "Pussolini" probably will be recognizable as "Lini", since its louder.
Name your cat Trump.
Easton Rodriguez
It sure feels like 4chan here
Jackson Stewart
This slide thread gave me cancer.
Samuel Gutierrez
Meowtler.
reported
Isaac Murphy
Reported
Matthew King
Just call it skittles or skype and kick it when you are angry.
Lucas Gonzalez
der trumpenpurrer
Joshua Myers
...
Carter Jackson
amicus
Henry Rivera
Meowsolini sounds better.
Kayden Reed
call him faggot, or OP for short
Christian James
Back to PurrReddit
Anthony Brown
IP Ban.
Parker Myers
Animals tell you there names by their personality. Stop being a nigger. Also, don't name them shit that will get some human ape attacking them for it.
hahaha
Gabriel Turner
Miaow Ze Dong
Elijah Roberts
Cats are for cucks, faggots, leftists and divorced womyn past 40. Which one of them are you? Not to mention the toxoplasmosis that these plague carriers carry and spread.
Luke Wright
Fluffy McFurlove
Asher Diaz
Was it P.J. O'Roarke who named his cat "Chairman Meow?"