/got/ GENERAL

/GoT/ Season 7 GENERAL
Lesbian LOVERS Edition

Previously

Season 7 leaks - green-chili.blogspot.com/2017/03/got-season-7-episode-guide.html

Also, HBO Leaked - theverge.com/2017/7/31/16069774/hbo-hack-game-of-thrones-ballers-room-104-leaks

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1st for my QUEEN

1.Final battle is at winterfell. NIGHT KING vs NORTH [Jon-Sansa-Dany….]
2.Dany V night king, Dragon v Dragon mid -air fight scene, ends in draw
3.Bran connects to tree. Bran dies, he becomes a tree. He can still communicate to starks.
4.Bran tells Stark kids JON must kill Night king - can be only him.
5.Jon needs a magic sword to kill night king - but 1st he must sacrifice someone he loves
6.Arya, Sansa & Dany all volunteer to die. Jon thinks. Jon kills Dany in weirwood.
7.Jon gathers all North. Jon declares Sansa QUEEN IN THE NORTH. Jon leaves to fight.
8. Massive battle occurs. Many secondary characters die.
9.JON V NIGHT KING. Epic fight. Night King dominates, Jon is wounded. SUDDENLY BRAN Distracts him. JON kills Night king.
10.Bran wargs 2 dragons left , Sansa & Tyrion ride out the dragons and kill the ice dragon
11.Sansa brings Jon back to Winterfell. Mel dies to save Jon on Sansa request. Jon wakes up. But he is blind from injury.
12. Jon is sad, leaves winterfell to go to wall. Tearful goodbye to Jon from Sansa.
13. Euron rapes Yara every night. Yara is pregnant, Euron cuts her stomach and pulls out baby. Yara dies. Theon kills Euron
14.Arya kills Jaime, takes his face. Tries to kill Cersei, fails. Brienne executes Arya.
15.Meanwhile, cunning Cersei builds up her army in south. Wants to kill Sansa
16.Sansa vacates winterfell. Moves all survivors to Vale. Robin Arryn puts Sansa in charge of Vale.
17.Theon joins Sansa and tells her she is the only family he has left. Sansa puts Theon in charge of navy. Theon vows to not fail her.
18.Cersei marches her entire force against North/Vale. Sends navy too. Qyburn argues attacking Vale is impossible. Cersei is mad & obsessed with Sansa, so tells Mountain to kill Qyburn
19.Endgame battle for IRON THRONE - SANSA V CERSEI.
Cersei navy seems to win, then Theon rear attacks them and cersei navy is completely destroyed. Ironborn declare Theon their lord.
Cersei forces are destroyed at the Vale. Sansa has flawless victory thanks to Tyrion battle plan.
20.Sansa now has massive army, largest naval force + dragons. Sansa marches on King Landing. Varys shows up there and promises to help Cersei. Varys betraYs Cersei & opens the gates. Cersei kills Varys
21.Cersei begs Sansa for mercy. Sansa puts her on trial. Cersei chooses combat trial and picks mountain. Mountain fights against Hound. Mountain dies. Hound is badly injured, he dies too later
22.Sansa executes Cersei in same place Ned dies.
23.Throne passes by bloodline from Cersei to Tyrion Lannister - who becomes king of 6 realms.
24.In order to unify Westeros and have peace, Sansa decides to marry Tyrion again, she proposes to him , he accepts.
25.King Tyrion marries Queen Sansa in King Landing, they also have a northern ceremony too after sansa rebuilds winterfell.

This can't be real.

E-mail from HBO Confirming Bran/Dany death.

FUCK THE LEAK DENIAL FAGS. All leaks are real

Dropped

I just can't believe they won't end it after the white walkers are defeated but retread the boring power struggle for the throne for the end.

this sounds so contrived and stupid it must be true
what an awful series, I hope that fat man dies soon

The tower Bran fell from in Winterfell is the oldest part of the actual site. It was built by Bran the builder and underneath is the vast tombs.
All the big strongholds are named adequately. Kings Landing, it's where the King landed. Storms End, it's where the sea and storms meet the land. Casterly Rock, it's a fucking Castle built into a rock.
etc
Winterfell is named because it is the exact spot where "Winter fell". Not in a literal "this is where snow starts falling" but where the last Winter was Felled. It's where the Night King was last defeated on the very exact spot.
Bran fell from the tower he built back in time intentionally to cripple himself.
The lowest section of the Winterfell crypt that no one can get to is where the body of Azor Ahai rests.
It'll turn out that Bran is the Great Other.

Not the same word. Casters are wheels. The rock can be moved around on its casters.

Either that or it was foreshadowing that the Unsullied would take it, and rename it Castrated Rock.

believable. i hope this isn't real. jesus christ.

That doesn't give Aueen Fatass enough to do though, can't see it happening exactly like that.

I'm pretty sure it's called Winterfell because it's a hill commonly used for wintering because of it's hot springs.

Is she looking to get completely saturated?

fuck off anime nerd

Mornin'


Which ones are yours? I can tell you why they are there.

You did well! Maisie will reward you

who dis?

BRAVO D&D/GURM

This is so dumb it is probably real.

You mean? I am Chief Maisiefag, also know as Sir Gifmaker. The girl on the left is Maisie. No idea who is the one on the right.

Are you sure? It looks like a leaked pic from (((Disney's))) remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame if you ask me…

girl on the right is who I meant

I don't know who she is, sadly…

We already know the wall is destroyed at the end of this season. 0/10.

Hope really this is real.

When are we going to get a Boat Stream going? I want to know what happened to Stannis's ships

(checked)
I'd impregnate Salsa tbh m80's.

What about her sister? Wouldn't want her to feel left out now, would you?

Sad Mel is so hot. I want to just cuddle her and then stick my dick in her until she's a crazed fanatic again.

The hobgoblin gets the machete.

Can't raize the Maiz!

MWAAAAAAGH THE FRENCH STONEMEN!

i dont care about anything as long as dany dies im happy with every outcome

you lost me at "Dany dies". as much as we all want it, it's never gonna happen.

LAW & HORDOR
rate my oc

shit/10

If you had posted that two seasons ago I wouldn't have believed you.

bullcrap anything less than the book will simply not do

They killed all the good men in the show and you get this shit.
Doubt this

Gay

If they're saving Cleaganebowl for the final season then I understand but i still think they might cop out for some reason

Gay

They killed all the good men and you're left with shit people to win in the end, GAY.

What about now?

Lovely

That's something Maisie wouldn't like. Also why? She can't fit into this new world of empowered wymyn? Is she a supporter of patriarchy?
The North is dead
Why? How? Tyrion, okay, they know him, but Sansa AGAIN?
Sansa, Sansa, Sansa…
Impossibru

This is unbelievable

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Brienne is not going to turn out to have been a lannister agent all along, is she?

Brienne has the hots for Jaime.

Still it means they're going to jump through a lot of hoops for that to make any sense at all, seeing how Brienne is in the North with Sansa and all.

It also means Brienne gets to grievously wound the Hound, and kill both Arya and Stannis, being a ridiculously overpowered parody of the character from the book with whom she happens to share a name.

pictured are all the people surprised by this

That fucking Disney Princess…

Am I the only one that hopes BASED ICE BOYS win in the end? Kill everyone while (you)ron sails away.

God I hope this is true. I'm happy with any outcome that has Dany lose, she's the least deserving of the throne. Dear lord the tumblr salt would roll.

it's not. the leaked ending is exactly as cliche as people have been fearing for years.

fucking nazi mods

The ending seems right on target. For me it'd be a letdown after they hyped the white walkers so much all this time to just have like three episodes where they fight and that's all there is to it. It's so believable just because it's so bad and seems written by a hack or two.

That's probably Gurm. He has time to go to cons, adapt anti-white books for the screen, edit anthologies, watch movies and sports and so on. He should have time to moderate his shitty reddit too.

Insult the mass of GURM, and you will soon be adding to it

What was the point of that character? Besides giving shekels to a Jewish actress and some nice titties?

And why haven't they brought her back?

And also all the people who care

Sansa becoming ruler of the world is equally shitty

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This is bullshit and I almost believe it.

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I'm ready

lol, fat chance, she's a Mary Sue. She'll be alive in the end.

NAO NAO NAAAAAAOOOO

Pray to the Old Gods that Maisie covered up.
Ain’t no one who wants to see her nude-esque photos.

what data leak. What can we look forward to here.

except one weirdo in Székesfehérvár

m8 she is a pig

WOULD

YOU PLEASE GO ON A DIET

¡qué asco!


had a friend of mine go on about how beautiful all the women in GOT are. i was like, bruh. but i guess he's got those blinders on, it happens when you get infatuated with something.

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Funnily(?) enough, that photograph was taken moments before the button was sent flying like a projectile due to the massive pressure, and hit the photographer in the forehead. He is still hospitalized, and will probably never fully recover.

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/got/ S07E03 #LIVE - archive.is/rHKx2
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Maisie Time?

no. dinner time.

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Top rudeness tbh. At least there's Cleganebowl

I'm sensing something… C-could it be?

What do you sense?

Yeah sure Anons, you totally wouldn't sell your grandmas for complete version of this picture

Finger in the bum

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:o
>finger

Excellent work user, thank you!

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Wibbly-wobbly

Wrong - Maisie would only do Blacked.com porn.

You mean Lord Commander of Maisie's Watch, Sir Gifmaker
Anybody seen Sir Phantasm recently by the way?

I haven't SEEN him for quite a lot of time now… He should have returned for the Live Threads

Nice detail with the bold font haha :)

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From the Emilia thread

What do you think her half-negro offspring would look like?

I only think about the shape of her nipples

does she have anything at all going for her?

The live action Hunchback movie

she's got a cute doggo. that's about it really

:) By the way, what do we now about the upcomming #Mophie video? Googled it quickly and it seems they will be singing? Also it seems it's a part of Corden show?

Her cute voice and laughter. Her fantastic legs. She has nice feet too, and a very nice tummy.

I know only what I've shared. My friend showed that to me, but only 1 week and we can see it

Check out this recent chesty pic

Yeah, there is that.

Leaked Arya death scene?

Say you want about /who/, but it gave us better Maisie scene than GoT ever did

Lets hope we'll never find out, right?

;)

wow, she's really good at standing still for 40 seconds

Would breed.

Someone hacked HBO and stole like 1,5 terabytes of stuff.

Yes. She will be captured and paraded thru King's Landing.

Maisie HAS a cute doggo (Sonny), she herself is a naughty cat in fact

Whore

What a terrible crime against the people of King's Landing.

that's what I said, and don't call me sonny

Haha

Yeah I can't help but laugh when I see that face either. Laugh or scream.

Be careful who you call pretty in preschool

It was me and I love pre-13 Doctor Who

She’s got the Innsmouth look.


I mainly just cringe and shudder. It is like a car crash, you can’t look away no matter how gruesome it is.

Detail shot or background role, in doesn't matter. Maisie steals every scene she's in

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Aye. They've suffered enough already. No one should have to endure this kind of punishment.

EXPERTISE

Spoiler the webm and rename it "Maisie Williams guides 2 cocks using her hands"

Yeah, that way no-one will click on it and have to see her name

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God did he go mongo.

It's still Maisiehate so of course I don't approve, but got to acknowledge there's some thought and effort behind these

Oscar when? She already has an Emmy nomination to her name, that's better than any other GoT kid - or majority of adult cast as well, actually

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So you still follow the /who/ news then? Is Maisie ever comming back on the show? She was superb in those 4 episodes

Tacos, burritos y quesadillas!

How much for your taco?

This is like an entire spinoff miniseries.

Predictions for the Lannisters vs Mongols/dragon battle? Will D&D allow Queen Fatass get rekt in 3 episodes in a row?

Perhaps. But only to make all the fangirls cream themselves once she completely annihilates all resistance later on.

This looks very good actually, bookmarked and will watch later. Who made it? Is it a Blu-ray extra feature or something? Besides Shireen and Viserys actors I also heard Jack Gleeson (Joffrey) while skimming through

Haha :)

She's a big gal.

Nah, this is the turning point. Due to the rules of drama Cersei will lose the gold delivery from Highgarden and the iron jews will start to support queen fatass or just abandon Cersei. Jamie will survive though because of plot armour, his arc isn't finished.

The low tier writers of the show and their story board artist put together one hour or so of videos for lorefags/showfags who haven't a clue what's going on each season, narrated by actors in character. It's funny because it's much more interesting than the actual show. I suppose that's due to the fact they can't stuff it with filler or spend time on cringe dialogue and such. It's all plot and worldbuilding.

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Get on board

I'd rather listen to his fanfiction than watch the show tbh.

But user he didn't fly so good.

Sheeit it always surprises me how many now-famous actors got their debut in Black Hawk Down. Like Orlando Bloom and Tom Hardy.

For you.

STANNIS WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Jaime killing a dragon with a lance would be the coolest moment in the series. Sadly it won't happen because the leaks from episode 6 say Dany had 3 dragons when she rescues John.

She has a nice bod, they never could hide them tits very well.. but yeah.

Spoiler:

She's a butterface.

Euron taking down a dragon would be cooler tbh.

#TeamCersei

Stannis "Bring your daughter to the Slaughter" Baratheon
Stannis "When things look dire put your heir on the pyre" Baratheon
Stannis "Inflame the Dame" Baratheon
Stannis "Spare no Heir" Baratheon
Stannis "Kindle my Kin" Baratheon
Stannis "Sear the Deer" Baratheon
Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon
Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
Stannis "Just burn my kin up" Baratheon
Stannis "If i wish to be king, then I must burn Shireen" Baratheon
Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
Stannis "If Your Camp's Got a Chill, Throw an Heir on the Grill" Baratheon
Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
Stannis "Burn Shireen? Now That's Real Keen" Baratheon
Stannis "Cook Up My Heir, I'll Have Her Medium-Rare" Baratheon
Stannis "Kill My Daughter with Fire, and a Crown I'll Acquire" Baratheon
Stannis "20 Good Men? Now my Line Must End" Baratheon
Stannis "fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
Stannis "To make sure the battle is won, make my daugher well done " Barathe

Littlefinger, most pointless character ever?

Meh. Euron is so ridiculous. Who can take him seriously?

How could you take any part of the show seriously? Euron is able to warp around the sea at will, he is the grim reaper who takes away characters that the writer don't know what to do with, he mocks all characters he meets and he doesn't act like a cuck.

Why would you say that user?

Because her new haircut accentuates her milfy DSLs.

Cersei's maid a cute! CUTE!

I want to fug female Spock in the black cells.

What is that. That's not a maid.

DELTA OPERATOR

But will D&D and GURM let Euron kill Grey Worm?

Looks like Obama's in trouble in Western Afghanistan.

Don't read the video comments. Instead read The Princess and the Queen then The Rogue Prince.

The Sons of the Dragon is releasing

SOON

October 10.

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A failure of military intelligence.

Usted no se les permite traer a sus amigos.

best detail the show ever added tbh
when do they fug

That seems like it's intentional, like Queen Amidala type stuff.

She's clearly a Romulan.

If they kept this in, it would actually be more true to the novels. Euron's ship Silence is unnatural, glides across the seas with little sound and moves unnaturally fast. His crew are all mutes and he has Valyrian armour. He's thought of as a demon in human skin and seems to want to become one.

Show Euron's pretty good; he's like a discount Griffith - a once normal ruler turned insane from abuse who has unearthly charisma.

I hope they keep in Euron's plot about sacrificing priests to become a God. I don't care how high fantasy it is, the show needs something unexpected to tangle with the Night King plot.

I can't deny that

I have a big problem with that it's that in the book Euron is spooky has fuck.

He didn't killed his brother, he just fell (possible faceless man kill or something else), he was crowned by the omen of Cthulhu (probably cheated using magic), his entire ship crew is made of mute (or Haitian-type zombies), the ship itself moves like it's a ghost ship, he has spent way too much time in old valerya (which is basically hellscape) and lived to come back, he actually has loot from there including some magic gizmo to control dragons no less…

Right now it's shit and retarded we all agree, but if they would actually have a character going "it doesn't make sense" letting on that Euron is the champion of Cthulhu (which is a theme in the book, there are several gods, several chars seem to be more or less blessed by them).

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I dunno, would just make him seem like fedora edgelord jack sparrow. One of few things I like about the show is that it's more grounded.

Do you think before you type?

No, but still, I'm glad they skipped the cringy shit Gurm came up with. Like Dario's blue hair and stuff. At times it's too obvious that a fat murrican dweeb wrote the books.

yeah, blue hair is completely stupid and unrealistic

oh wait

It is completely stupid though.

How do I dye my hair blue in medieval times?

nope


same way people dyed clothes blue back then, probably

She is not a lesbyte, not a Jew, not a nigger, not an Arab. So unless she plays one or more of these in a movie, never…

…and you're bitching about hair dye.

Nope. The new showrunner will butcher everything good. Maisie won't come back, but I still hope she'll get a spinoff with Jenna Cileman

also 5 seconds of google suggests that hair coloring (not just black) was being used in 300BC.

All the actors who started out as children are terrible. Raising Bran, Salsa, Jon Snooo, Quasimaise, etc.

At last, someone has an objective perception!

Whatever happened to the pedofags who used to cream themselves over young Bran? Where are they now?

You're back! Where have you been?

Maybe they have surrendered to Maisie

Amazing, not only were they all gay shemale niggers but they had blue hair too. The more you know, next we'll find out that they had no concept of gender and we're all urbanised atheists too.

This is what the pedofags were going crazy over.

*were

Anne Frank is still hot

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We were getting worried :) So what's the verdict on S7 so far? High points/low points?
How are you?

Pump the breaks kid, it's not my fault you think hair dye is some new concept.

I can easily imagine award-sweeping lesbo movie in Maisie's future, she has no problem dying her hair to Tumblr colors or with sex scenes and had plenty of practice with Sophie :P

How realistic is this in terms of %?

Honestly though, blue-haired Euron would look awful on screen and you know it.
That being said I much prefered the original Daario actor, he had the flamboyant looks and cocky swagger without being too ridiculous. Exactly the type a sexually frustrated Daenerys would fall for, a fitting substitute for muscular Mongol warlord. The current Daario on the other hand looks like average thirty-something hipster who works in advertising agency

this is why we can't have nice things

we've gone from watching a decent adaptation of some books, to watching a bad adaptation, to watching fanfiction.

High-point: Watching the sand snakes get fucked. DnD knew they fucked up so they took a coat-hanger to their story.

Low-point: Every moment Arya is on scene, she should've been eaten by the wolves.

Ratings remain high with the third episode of Game of Thrones Season 7
watchersonthewall.com/ratings-third-episode-game-thrones-s7/
GoT hype stronger than ever. Also in another article they say that S07EP01 gradually reached over 30 million viewers across all platforms, and who knows how many hundred millions of illegal downloads

Euron: you're not wrong, right now he's the definition of what they Greyjoys should be portrayed as.

Daario: At least he's been written out / left in Africa.

Ehm…

why do normos have such terrible taste?

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Estimated 90 million people smart enough to not pay for this queef of a show.

Kek I meant blue-haired Daario, I sometimes get the names mixed up because of the ancient Daario -> Euron theory. Euron is ideal the way he is, Daario could do with the flamboyancy he had back in S3. Doesn't matter though like you say, he has become irrelevant and I doubt he'll have more than 3 minutes of screentime (if any)

and yet Holla Forums keeps talking about it. For years on end.

Just proves the point, really

Is it me or are the costumes starting to resembling a cross between Vikings and Star Trek? Everyone is dressed in black and the costumes are very fitted but with these ridiculous large stitches.

But still watched it

We've been through this and everyone agrees the colour scheme is awfully mundane. While transvestite Daario is understandable omission, what was the reason behind not having Roose wear some aesthetic dark pink to make him stand out a bit more? And it has only gotten worse with passing seasons in this regard

can't have a bad guy wearing pink. it'd be homophonic.

The absolutely horrible and colourless costume design of recent pseudo-historical and fantasy shows and flicks still continues to trigger me.

Pilou on making changes to Euron character while shooting
winteriscoming.net/2017/08/02/pilou-asbaek-convinced-game-of-thrones-showrunners-to-keep-classic-euron-greyjoy-line/

I'd say Loras being a spoilt, weak-willed and promiscuous caricature is far more homophobic.

A lot of them seem inspired by Star Trek and sci-fi as of late.

Yeah, that's what I said. I will enjoy reading the essay from Cambridge on how Julius Caesar was a black, blue haired, genderfluid Jew.

Haha

Why is it a horse? Medieval people knew about fish.

It's a sea horse.

Hallo :)

Seems that he's the reason the character is fun and not the writers.

I suppose the last big twist will be that ASOIAF was a Star Trek fanfiction all along. In the final episode the romulan reveals herself and her master plan to annex Planetos for the Romulan Empire. Video related after the final episode.

Wut? Glad Arya finally gone but this is as retarded as Arya killing Littlefinger.

And you're right to be mad at that, I'd say. This

is how I imagine medieval fantasy townsfolk, let alone nobility. I know it's a video game, but it proves you can pull off violent, hostile, scary and yet colourful world. Also worth mentioning that Witcher is considerably more grim than GoT

Exactly, that's why I posted it.

good one

*licks lips*
My body is ready.

The book even goes out of its way to mention that in westeros, colorful outfits mean high standing, while Bravos is the opposite.

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She's literally advertising it.

Yes, Witcher 3 had mostly a nice art directions when it came to clothing and armour. Even the weird witcher biker jackets looked more like armour than what ever is worn in shows these days.

Basic stuff like padding and colours shouldn't be a rare sight.

I thought the soppy cunts 'boycotted' the show after Ramsay gave it to Salsa dry on their wedding night. How have the ratings doubled if the normies aren't watching?

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This makes too much sense.

Episode 3 was the best so far, as we didn't have to fucking watch Arya at all.
An episode without her and Queen Lardass would be the best episode of the season.

Tsk tsk…

Hey, this isn't the LotR thread - keep your orcposting there, m8.

After they were done posting literally shaking and panic attack selfies, they tuned in the next Sunday like everyone else

I thought she was a goblin? Sexy #buttslut goblin

Goblin, orc, quasimodo - it's hard to pin down exactly what she looks like tbh.

That being said, that is by far the best photo I have seen of her.

Didn't Gurm attempt to become sci-fi scriptwriter originally after all?

We'll make a Maisiefriend out of you yet

Aw, that's just what I need…
I'm plenty fucked up as it is, I don't need more to deal with.

how is that a good thing?

what exactly is sexy about this?
the width of her shoulders?
the lack of hips?
those smashed flat "tits"
the duck face?
those overly long arms?
her lop sided eyebrows?
salsa isnt much better, but at least she looks less like a tranny.

reminds me of pic related tbh

Don't fight the Maisielove - embrace it. Just like our favorite novelist

L'odeur du paradis, contient de l'extrait raffiné de oysterre Maisé

Wrong on all accounts obvs.

If you were an actor, would you engage in internet memes, user?

Bend the knee

THAT FACE

I hate Cercei and that stupid dyke haircut of hers. She was very attractive with long hair. Game of Thrones? More like Game of Dykes.

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What does Maisie & Chloë have in common?
They are both coalburners


Pretty sure GURM has plowed over almost every actress on the show tbh

Anyone of you can post spoilers for this season?

So they're just gonna ignore Stormlands for the rest of the show I guess.
Baratheons are gone but land still exists with people, lords and armies there.
And it's right next to the King's Landing

He's quite overweight and not the youngest anymore either, do you think he's capable of… you know, plowing?

could that award be any more phallic.
or black

Substantiate your claims

kek

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I'm 100% sure he's not capable of plowing his driveway

there is always rimming when plowing is no longer an option. His old butthole can still enjoy young tongues polishing it.

Is the region relevant enough in the show to warrant the explanation that some Lannister pawn controls the region? Why should audience care? There's no military strenght there, or significant characters.

Hehe

Actually pictured such scene in my mind. I recommend not making the same mistake, /got/

wouldn't bannerman from Stormlands then be joining Lanister forces in the Reach or in defense of Kings Landing tho?

He strikes me as the passive type, perhaps finding more enjoyment in visual stimulus than a physical one. Watcher and not a doer, if you understand where I'm going with this.

Ah, a man with taste.

Didn't the majority of Renly's army join Stannis after the shadowbabby assassination? Of those, most got BTFO at Blackwater and the rest either defected in the North or got slaughtered by Ramsey's Goodmen™. I imagine there's not much of capable manpower left in the region

Exactly

well Stannis might be still alive at least

No way, it's hot as fuck tbh. Sansa is the only one I can picture blowing a rusty trombone while Emilia deepthroats his pecker like a particularly delicious salami.

What are the chances he'll try to sneak in some blacked action in his books?

In the book they've been invaded by the Golden Company.

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More like
DRAGONED

Guess we can add food and scat to the list of fetishes as well…

nah, its just a self-insert masturbation fantasy by some subhuman pollack shitwriter hack

You just kind of described GRRM and GoT to be honest user.

GoT is self insert fapfiction fantasy by a fat American shitwriter hack. They're pretty similair writers in that regard, only real difference Gurm is more librul, richer and doesn't drink as much.

cmon now be real you may think about GRRM stories what you want but he's decent writer and great story teller.

The Witcher books on the other hand are pre teen garbage. They got better as the series went on but still were anime tier melodrama trash. Badly written at that.
I love the game so I've read all of them.

Not really, he's good at hooks. That's all there is to it. He has no discipline as a writer, he writes airport literature and as of late he doesn't even write anymore. The only reason his books aren't YA is because he panders to old housewives with sex and stuff.

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Actually haven't read a single book by Sapkowski, that's why I refered to the game specifically. From what I understand, it uses the original story as background for missions and overarching plot but the overall tone is different, with some themes omitted and added respectivelly. What I meant by "grim" is that Witcher 3 works with the atmosphere of dread far better than Gurm does in the little room he devoted to White Walkers (that's only understandable, since video game relies on visuals a lot), but at the same time it communicates more complex themes like war ravaged lands or desperation of the smallfolk better than ASOIAF. That's quite an achievement for a product intended for 15 year olds with ADHD.
I love the first three books too user, but lets not carried away

Dark Souls 1 obliterates Game of Thrones if we are talking grim, and its lore is more interesting as well.

It will be like the last episode of ENT with Fat Riker.

Is it as good as everyone says?

No but it does several things right.

What things?

I'm not sure if I'd love it or hate it tbh.

Not spelling everything out, atmosphere, art direction and so on. It's not amazingly written but it's an excellent mood piece. Everything about the game reinforce the themes and mood and everything is designed to be evocative and let your imagination get going.

Sounds good. Are there are any colors in it? We've originally brought up Witcher game as an argument that you can create dark mood while expanding the palette beyond black, brown and grey.

It's grimdark and not very colourful.

HBO adaptation when?

When it came out it was amazing. Demon's Souls was a good game as well. Like most things, imitators have diminished the original.

One of the major things it did was intentionally obfuscate the lore. All the NPCs are both insane and liars, or as in the dark as you are. You play the game totally ignorant of everything, but it's all there if you pay attention to detail. The monsters, setting, and item descriptions can be pieced together to reveal what happened and what people are doing.

In terms of grimdark, the world is losing all light and going into darkness, and you start of in a cell where cursed undead are sent to languish until they go insane. Another undead breaks you out but gets wounded and offs himself.

It's pretty much unfilmable due to how it uses the medium. Also not enough gay sex, or sex at all for that matter.

Am I the only one who simply does not give a thousand shits about this show?
No one will shut up about it. "ITS SO FUCKING GOOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT". So I watch it.
I'm on season 6 episode 3. Everyone says, "just keep watching man, it gets better". It has not and, in all likelihood, will not get better. It's not a great show.
A show cannot run on narrative alone. When there are 6+ stories going on there's no room for character development. I don't give a shit about %90 of characters. They're all fucking dumb. Jon Snow, stumbling his way through life, yawn. Sansa Stark, gets shit on by every man she encounters and stares at the wall for it, yawn. Bran Stark, dragged by a retard into the snow because he saw a bird in his dreams with nothing to show from it, yawn. Stannis Baratheon, 2D king is slave of a witches pussy and his dreams to be king, literally no development, little display of any skepticism of Melisandre, yawn. Cersei, a fucking cunt in charge, yawn. Daenerys Targaryen, a stupid cunt who stumbled into power and has no idea what she's doing, yawn. Tommen, a boyking with no personality, no fight, and doesn't do anything, yawn. Arya Stark, a girl thrown around by the wind, when she does something, a non-major character usually makes a larger impact seconds later, yawn. Ramsay Bolton, an ass, we get it, yawn.
The only interesting characters are Tyrion Lannister, The Hound, and maybe Jamie Lannister. The only characters who aren't made out of cardboard and have a shred of intelligence.
There's so much going on and so little of it matters to the big picture. You cannot drive a story on inane happening after inane happening with little to no relief or inflection. I give such little shits about most of these characters and their stories. Who fucking cares about these 2D, flat, stereotypes. Please, somebody tell me what I'm missing!
I've spent 62 hours on this shit so far and I'm going to finish. What else is there to look for but Melisandre's perfect tits and the destruction of the kingdom by ice zombies?

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hopefully Daenerys will never sit on the throne and get raped and murdered by her own dragons
some normie butthurt n tears ensuing
that's what I'm hoping to get out of it at this point

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i havent read many great books, but this one wasnt bad. the show however is pleb-bait incarnate. millennial milk for the masses .

I'm sure that's how it was supposed to end in GRRM's mind, but since the show went full mainstream and an icon for empowered womyn I doubt it.
It'll have a bit less-than-happy ending to not seem soft, but at the same time positive enough for Daenerys, the Imp and the bastard's fans to feel fulfilled.

Cunts.

its good if you've never played anything released before 2002.

its like how children find the taste of vienna sausages appealing, that only lasts until you actually experience good food, then you have a basis for comparison.

The books are good, user. Read them all and liked them a lot.

Though I admit sometimes I skipped several pages for Daenerys plot. Fucking insufferable character

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i kno rite?

Our knees do not bend easily.

Currently, 0. And if it would be done, it would be horrible.

Big girls

Awww, you mean me?

Dear God, she can't be this ugly in real life

Literally SECOND POST ITT

That pic is really weird

Don't listen to Viper. The crack pipe makes you'll cowards brave, but it also makes you retarded and prone to nonsense, missing or dismissing the obvious in a depraved quest for novelty. The Star Trek thing would never happen, but the Westworld thing could. Remember: meme responsibly.


>pros in visual media where untold millions are a stake defied both the odds and conventional wisdom in creating a game that looked visually appealing.
No, in this regard they merely just did their jobs to a basic level of competence. The whole 'grimdark' aesthetic is a meme that faggots have been perpetuating since Tom Barton's Batman in the late 80's. There are no doubt multiple reasons for the fallacy among both casual and fan consumers but the people actually making this shit are supposed to know better. It's beyond me how an otherwise stellar AAA game like Fallout 3 ever got released with no one pointing-out that a video game (particularly one that's meant to be played for 100+ hours) shouldn't look like tedious, drab shit. The aesthetic is widely regarded as one of it's few missteps (which was conspicuously corrected started with the DLC and later games). To add insult to injury, a grey, lifeless world doesn't even make plausible sense for the setting.

When people say they want their movies, tv shows, and games to be "darker" and "grittier" it's either because they have learned to associate those traits with authenticity and - in a post-modern age where eternal truth, meaning and purpose have been purged from our stories - see "authentic" grimdark as a sort of signpost pointing the way back to truth. Or, they're just mentally ill children (aka women and faggots) who respond to being unhappy by doing things that make them more unhappy in an attempt to hasten a cathartic breakdown that will purge their haywire emotional state.

Either way, it's dumb and no one wins because people instinctively reject it. It only makes sense if you're trying to make people restless and miserable on purpose.

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fuck my life

Martin has nothing to do with the show cuck

not fat