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Is he wearing a golden party hat?

don't they have enough aliens in teh Star Trek universe, why they have to keep making up new ones? And they are all "different looking humanoids" boring!

Isn't that one of their new and improved Klingons?

Now with golden party hats!

The Last Jedi looks really cool, I can't wait for that guy to black Rey.

i didn't know that, if that is true then, sheeeeeit that even more racist than Micheal Dorn with a simple prosthetic

She loves the hog

Are you saying Michael Dorn is a racist? Does he become more racist when he wears the prosthetic?

Star Trek logic is that all species besides humans are a single race and have one outfit.

(((Ferengi)))

wtf I love Gordy

TREASON?

Its actually a nu-Klingon.

UH YOU DON'T GET TO BRING THE GALACTIC EMPIRE

Rumour is they're shitty religious Klingons that try to unify the Great Houses and they look like that due to inbreeding or some cuck shit like that.
It will definitely be a heavy-handed Christian-bashing plot, despite Islam being the war-crazy, fractured religion.

Are you surprised? This shit show probably won't even follow its own lore well and they admitted the show will just be used for political pandering. I mean Gene always used ST for political shit, but at least his writers delivered it in ways that were interesting for scififags. But this shit will just be nothing but trash in every way. On the bright side, maybe idiots will think the Klingons look like racist caricatures of blacks and compare them to muslim bashing. Or better yet, maybe Discovery will end up with an even worse reputation than Enterprise.

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That's not my empire

KLINGANZ

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A story as old as time.

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Except that's wrong.

I can think of two white Klingons post TOS.

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Then you haven't been paying attention. Cause alone there's Gowron, Martok, Duras, Alexander, Grilka, K'Ehleyr

Most of them looked black to me. I'm talking about the characters not the actors.

at least the suit looks nice and aesthetically pleasing

I would actually unironically pay good money to see this performance.

A recursive louispost. It's amazing.

Das racist.

Definitely worth the price.

Star Trek has always been boring prog trash. I don't know why Holla Forums is sperging out about this one being any different. It's the Doctor Who of America (except not funded by taxpayers, lol fucking idiot brits).

Klingons have always had a bronze skin tone. STD Klingons are full on JOHJ territory.

True, but TOS had legit skilled writers who kept Gene from making every episode a soapbox for his shit. If that faggot Roddenberry were alive today he'd be jumping with glee and that's a thought I cannot stand.


Pretty much this.

More STD scuttlebutt:
>meeting at CBS in the last few hours to determine if the are even going to air the show now
>established cost per episode in a previous ME video is $6 million per show
>6mil x 15 episodes = $90 million for this entire shit show

THE FIRE RISES
WHO WILL BE THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

Andre you snownigger stop shilling your channel here.

Wanna hear something funny? The Klingons here are supposed to be representative of a fractured America.

Really makes you think.

Kahn series with Javier Bardem would be good.

Glad to hear Netflix is having financial issues, fuck em.

What I still don't get is this: did someone in Hollywood switch Star Trek and Star Wars? I mean, Star Trek was always about space identity politics, space new age, space commies, etc. whilst Star Wars was the space adventure story. But now Star Trek is doing space action adventure stuff and Star Wars is doing muh black people and women. The fuck happened?

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I think it'll be good. Look at how much they spent on those visual effects.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!


You can't cure e-celeb shills of their faggotry.


That's the most hilarious thing of all. Its like layers upon layers of deliciously hilarious irony.


Jar Jar Abrams and the shits at Disney happened.

I don't get it.

I want this to come just to witness how shit they can make it.

Also, please, I want a show with Khan as the protagonist shoahing the Federation untermensch and their socialist shithole.

That would be beyond fucking beautiful.

leftypol, need to say more?

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Maybe they can do a series were Khan's people ruled over the earth and did WW3. Also, show the Eugenic Wars.

That's whats happens when you got filthy nogs fucking random women.

Who cares? Oncle Soros invested a lot of money into Goyflix last year. He can do it again but they'll have to make more shows relying on identity politics.

STD actually keeps delivering on all fronts. Not only is it so fucking bad everyone involved is desperately trying to bury it, but it's also likely to cost them a huge chunk of money, and every piece of shit Hollywood golem that participated in making it, but especially the writers and actors, are looking at the death of their careers. It's basically Cuntbusters in TV show format.

I've heard that some actors are already sick of it. After Fuller left the showrunner seat, they rewrote everything and actors who played a certain character had to play another one because the first one got scrapped.
I hope that they'll talk anonymously about their experience on that show.

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Holla Forums was so triggered that their commie cat waifu cucked them with porky that they think they can do the same to everyone else. You know, because porky's such a figure of terror.

and it's going to be a godsend for the parody that actually looks like a proper Star Trek show.

So why are they posting Jewish actresses next to pigs? Are they just that stupid?

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Yes. They are stupid enough to attempt pic related.

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Imo Star Trek is even worse than Star Wars

It always was. Trekkies are literal commies.

Star Wars, when helmed by George was a combination of classic storytelling archetypes and ideas that resonate with Western volk, all tied together in a beautifully realized secondary world complete with a fascinating mythos and imaginative landscape.

Star Trek is just commie fapfic. Of course, that's all they both are now. The (((Resitance))) which is funded by the Government yet acts like a terrorist organization and the "heroes" who are right because they "do the right thing" are pretty illuminating into what Star Wars has been turned into.

I'm sorry George!

Star Trek is gay communism in space. Of course it's cancerous trash. If you ever talked to a Trekkie IRL you'd know they are subhuman filth, and likely Holla Forums regulars.

Is Lucas the American Tolkien?

He would have been, but for some reason, perhaps out of spite, he sold his creation to The Mouse, and they're doing their best to totally destroy his legacy. The only way Lucas will receive the recognition he deserves is if whites win the race war and take over Disney afterwards, creating a true sequel trilogy that actually continues the themes of Star Wars.

It is pretty obvious he sold it because he was fed up with a certain vocal "fans", who accused him of raping their childhood and made hour-long "reviews" trashing not only his creations, but him as a person.

pls come back george :(

He sounds like Phil Fish.

Fuck off, pleb. Lucas was a kinoseur.

Sorry.

Hope the RLM reviews were worth it guys.

They weren't worth the dogshit on the side of the street. The actual "reviews" did nothing but misunderstand simple plot points and then take scenes out of context and nitpick to no end.

Every criticism ever levied at GL and Star Wars has been accurate and valid.

lol

Thanks to cucks like you we will never have another light saber battle this epic ever again.

I hope this is bait, but with so many people having been indoctrinated by RLM's videos, I am not sure.

A funny to mention is that George Martin, the fat hack behind Game of Plebs also hated the Prequels. It's literally all boomer retards who didn't understand that Lucas was making the Prequels for the 9/11 generation that hated the movies for being "different" from the OT.

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He doesn't get enough credit, for sure, but he's no Tolkien.

How the hell can you be that thin yet still have a tipplechin?

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Just ask your friends on reddit what it means.

And then never come back.

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The company has a market cap of $77.83 Billion

>Kirsten (((Beyer))) is a Star Trek writer author who lives in Los Angeles, California
Absolutely sickening.

Holy fuck, Holla Forums trekkies really are autistic.

No contest. TOS was only good because the standards and practices of the time prevented Roddenberry from going full commie on it. DS9 was made after he died, so that's the only other possible exception.


This.

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lol fucking numale cucked faggots

Their waifu was just a shittier version of Chen anyway.

Which is worse? Holla Forums or 90's tier trekkies?

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They're both the same honestly. The only difference is half of the trekkies in the 90s were either dumb kids who didn't comprehend what the show was about or older fags who only cared about TOS and the cartoon series.

OINKED

That's a hard question.

Someone better leak that shit

why does the klingon look like he's from stargate?
is this a cross-over series?

The first thing I thought of

Hope for humanity somewhat restored.

Why would Holla Forums force a meme so offensive toward the religion of PISS?
I like this lame forced meme just for that.

this.

Difference is that the OT was actually good, while Fish has yet to make anything worthwhile.

Fish didn't make anything period. He stole his colleague's source codes.

The Orville was pitched to CBS as an official Star Trek series but they turned in down. I hate Seth McFarlene but it's gonna be funny if it's more successful than STD.

why do they always shoot macfarlanes films in that sterile way, where everything feels phony and it's just people standing there. It sucks the life out of cinema. I saw the trailer today, and i havent cringed like that in a long time.

You didn't watch the STD trailers, did you?

I didn't like the Orville's cinematography in the trailer but I have a feeling that they want to emulate the TOS/TNG style (too much lighting on the sets, fixed cameras, etc.).
MacFarlane is an old school guy, for a long time he didn't want Family Guy to switch the image format from 4:3 to 16:9 because to him the 4:3 was perfect for sitcoms.

i almost never watch trailers. western trailers spoil every fucking thing.

i feel like some asshole is sticking his hand up the ass of the corpse of my beloved genre and is making it dance around for his own amusement. it pisses me off. but thank you, i sorta see what they were going for.

Why do you give a shit? The show is so fucking godawful Netflix, the dumbfucks that thought Dear White People was a good idea, are trying to bury it before it even comes out. That's how fucking godawful it is. Heads will roll because of it, and you'll have a veritable holocaust of careers in its wake.

Its also revenue negative and $4.7Billion in debt.

Any loss is a kick in the nuts.

The OT is inferior to the Prequels, the Prequels are what give context and scope to the rather small story of the OT.

I wish I could rub this in 4cuck/tv/'s faces. Those faggots were shilling the fuck out of this crap since it was first announced.

The OT by itself can probably stand alone as good films (VI is debatable), but you're right in that stuff like the Prequels and the Expanded Universe really gave context and scope to the OT and made them better by adding said elements and if you had mixed feelings about the prequels, it made you appreciate the OT more, but none of that matters now thanks to Disney. Also I hope someone castrates HelloGreedo.

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The stupidest lighsaber battles ever.
No logic to the moves. They just twirl around, never ever trying to hit he other guy.

And don't even get me started on Obi vs. Grevious. How the hell did he get past 4 lightsabers (and with less reach to boot)?

I like this picture a lot, it's from the Making of RotS book, but whenever I see it I notice that a lot of the clones don't have finished detailing on their helmets and what looks to be a Royal Guard has an unused design. It's really interesting, if you look at some of the concept art and storyboards, a lot of the clones have Episode II style ridges on their helmets still. The finished Phase II helmet must've been a pretty late change.

Obi-Wan was a Jedi Knight, trained since a young boy to fight with a lightsaber and how to use the Force.
Why are you even asking this?


Found a better version of the pic.
The red figure on the left looks like one of the Imperial Guards, and there is a Scout Trooper there as well, next to the Clone Troopers.

I saw a video talking about RotS on YT not too long ago, and the first cut of the film supposedly clocked in at around four hours. There was a lot more action taking place on the Invisible Hand, and of course the cut scenes with the senators meeting/the seed of the Rebel Alliance being sown.

what part of jedi training covers a guy spinning 4 lightsabers like fan blades.

The part where he knows how to use and how not to use a lightsaber properly, as well as knowing when to attack and when and where to step probably.

da force numbskull
it gives you god like intuition and reflexes with which you can predict where shit is gonna fall. it isn't just for throwing stuff.
blaster fire deflection is the same.
and circular motion like grievous did wasn't even that hard to predict as you saw at the first block
1 saber combat is superior in many cases since you don't need to share your concentration

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Retard, it doesn't matter if you know how the blades move when you can't do anything about it.

4 blades spinning…hell, even two. You can't get your sword trough that, as the rotating blade will deflect it.

Eve if you were 10 times faster than the fastest human, you just can't do it.

Not to mention hat with 4 blades that melt on touch, you can attack from 4 directions at once (not as effective with normal swords). Cannot be blocked with one blade, since your blade can physically only be a one point in space at one point in time.

Although Obi-wan should have crushed him like an aluminum can with his mind

has more to do with him being senile and needing of $chekels to keep his black "girl"-friend happy.

Why, then, would he donate all the money he made to charity?

tax evasion

Thanks a lot George for making things worse. As if selling out to Disney wasn't bad enough.

What types of charities?

He donated most of his disney money to the board of education and then the schools got the money sued out of them just as quickly. So it was all a big waste.

Why would anyone want to steal such a shitty dank meme?

The death star was supposed to be a one in a million shot.