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Nope he was not Dunkirk beat it over the weekend.

Dunkirk already had its opening weekend, the Emoji movie only beat it because it was on its second weekend. Now, the Emoji movie's second weekend is beating Atomic Blonde's first weekend.

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I'm supposed to be happy about this?

about the emoji kino getting the appreciation it deserves? yeah!

Go home grandpa!!! xD

Warwick Davis (white dwarf) $582M
Emma Watson (white girl) $535M
Stan Lee (old white guy) $500M
Sam L. Jackson (I'm in everything black guy) $143M

No one but kikes win this.

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Samuel L Jackson should be shot for doing so many god damn movies, he has no fucking dignity.

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shes grossed 1.8 billion since harry potter look at the numbers she has one of the highest domestic averages. stay mad she carried the films with rupert. look at who else is that fucking high for doing a lot worse

Atomic Blonde was surprisingly well crafted. The director did John Wick and is doing Deadpool 2, though new to directing, his imdb resume has over 80 credits attributed to stunts/stunt coordinator. Amazing film for a $30M budget really.

some skinny bitch btfo 2 kgb agents at the same time in hand to hand combat
yea pure kino

i thought that said, sorry, instead of sony

some tiny part of me was glad they felt the need to apologize.

all movies involve suspension of disbelief, nothing more unbelievable about this movie than most of the shit bond or bourne do

Surely it'll work when they make Bond a woman instead of John Wick!

Yeah, nobody would have seen a live-action adaptation of a beloved Disney film without Emma Watson.

Great job faggot, the entire cast including her is why it did great. You were all ready to say it was going to bomb because of her. Fucking hypocrites. I dont see you talking shit about anyone else on the list that actually doesnt deserve to be there.

Nobody would have seen your waifu in it thats for sure because shes ugly and talentless, fucking lily collins and emmy rossum KEKEEKEKEKEKEKE

1. Rampant revisionism about ww2 further muddying the waters

2. A fucking movie about the symbols retarded people use to communicate because they are no longer capable of writing in their mother tongue

3. chick flick?

4. a fucking capeshit flick?

what are you so happy about you fucking nigger, since when do billboards matter anyhow I wish assassination markets were actually a thing and I hope you get aids

we should all feel sorry for humanity as a whole, sometimes I think that rock cant come hurtling at us fast enough

Whats Atomic Blonde even about? Is it Wonder Woman kiked where a skinny jew woman manages to beat up top-tier soldiers with no effort?

The movie is set in 1989 in Berlin the days before the wall falls. There's some secret spy list that has been stolen. Somehow, all the various factions of the intelligence community know this list is circulating and are trying to get their hands on it - CIA, MI6, KGB, French, etc. Enter our agents, and on this list is an agent named as Setchel who may be a double agent but nobody know who he/she is or looks like apparently?. Atomic Blonde is an agent working for ***, and she may be a double/triple agent herself, that collaborates with another agent from an allied intelligent agency, but said person can't be trusted, ofc. All the catchy 80's hits round out the soundtrack and the film has an excellent sound design, great action sequences that are well edited to look like single take shots (really they weren't but clever editing), and visual fest of hot pink, cool lights, giving the overall film a Miami Vice feel.

< artificial wombs
bam no more cunts.
< wombs in AI gynoids with the narcissism removed
ultra bam, women go extinct

Men don't need women to build the better woman.

It's much easier from a biological perspective to cut men out of the picture. Scientist have already worked out ways to inject another woman's egg/chromosomes into a host sperm or directly into the egg and since women have wombs already, it's fairly simple to implant the artificially prepared egg. Women + Women can make X/X 23rd chromosome pairings, Men+Men are going to Y/Y which would probably be bad I'm guessing.

Ya dun goofed, son.

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Is high IQ toxic?

To niggers, yes.

You realise men also have/sperm can also have an X chromosome, right?

Saw it with a buddy he payed for my ticket he loved it, I hated it. Keanu Reeves as John Wick is one thing, but plain jane pencil thin not-10-pounds-of-muscle-in-her-100-pound-body Charlize Theron just takes far too much suspension of disbelief for me to enjoy.
It was shit for other reasons but the asskicking pixie and "extremely plain girl marketed as a sex symbol" tropes ruin it more than anything else for me.

HA HA HA VAGINAS ARE FUN MUH PEEPEE WOMAN SUCK KINO KINO BREED ME AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY MAISIE BE JEWING, HERE'S A PIC RONALD RUMPFKINS BLUMPKINS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

Saved to shitpost subsection of copypasta folder. +1 upboat

Proofread your copypasta, mate.

wow big accomplishment being first in box office

i feel the same way OP

It really made me think

Yeah, I didn't mean to imply women had developed this knowledge, men obviously had a role in this part, but now that the knowledge exists, women scientists are capable enough to duplicate the work and cut the men out of the loop and create a world entirely out of women.

Good catch and oversight on my part, been a while since I read on this subject and quite tired. I guess two homos could make a daughter but they still got no womb.

Faggots nowadays are shallow. Miami Vice's first 2 seasons beats the fuck out of most shows and films nowadays and that's besides the visuals.

Any Holla Forums-poster should've watched the pilot atleast once. It's so fucking good.

hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/miami-vice-reboot-vin-diesel-works-at-nbc-1026163

Oh jesus christ I was gonna google Miami Vice just to look up some imdb info and saw this news.

""Reboot From Vin Diesel in the Works at NBC"" /facepalm

Didn't they realised even the movie from last decade sucked?

Except the part where it involves a woman who are pathetically weak compared to men.

You give women scientists far too much credit if you think they do much more than follow directions.

She is depicted as taking a fair amount of punches and is fucking dripping in blood at the end of the fight. She has a huge blood patch in her hair like her scalp is ripped, it's actually pretty fucking disgusting. You'd never do that to bond.

What did he mean by this?

Bond got tied up and tortured in Casino Royale.

Atomic Blonde wasn't even grandiose enough to jump 50 feet between cranes mid-air.

A few of my friends wanted to see this, glad I didn't. I don't understand the kind of mental gymnastics these people go through to justify the bullshit of this.

I'm misogynistic as fuck but honestly this movie isn't that bad. You guys need tampons worse than the chicks do.

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10/10, very progressive.