Trump is now "Honorary Russian"

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

The memes write themselves.

US President-elect Donald Trump has been made an honorary Russian Cossack.
Mr Trump and his entire family have been invited to attend a welcoming ceremony involving an "unforgettable programme" of traditional activities, Moscow Times reported.
Irbis leader Ataman Andrey Polyakov said the ceremomy would allow the 45th US President to gain an insight into "the mysterious Russian soul".

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James Long
James Long

Neat.

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

Great news. Glad to see we're already forging the Russo-American alliance. Next comes the btfo of kebab. I bet those shitskins are losing their mind in Syria.

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Imo Trump should respectfully refuse the honor, whether or not it is genuine out of the kindness of their hearts, or if they're trying to bait him. It won't do him good as the "1st Honorary Russian President of the United States."

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

has been made an honorary Russian Cossack

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

Oh boy the lugenpresse is gonna have a field day with this one

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

So… when are they gonna send him the Russian starter pack ( Vodka , Sunflower seeds , dictionary that explains every use of blyat ,tracksuit , dashcam , bandit mask )

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

don't forget the cheeki breeki

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

That would be insulting and a huge mistake. We want to fix relations with Russia, that's the entire point.

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Russian soul

Will they be squatting?

Fuck no. He should do it to say he's promoting peace through diplomacy and smugly claim he prevented a WWIII that Hillary wanted with the Russians that would end in nuclear annihilation.

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:

No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.

So all he needs is congressional approval.
I'm sure he already knows, but still
GET THIS TO TRUMP

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

What the fuck are we memeing?

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Most notably, Cossack militia were employed during the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014.

Mr Putin's use of the militia was heavily criticised after they were seen using horse whips and tear gas to brutally disperse the band Pussy Riot as they protested at the sporting event.

/r/ing an image of our God Emperor holding a riding crop and a tear gas can while subjugating topless degenerate women.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

MUH PR

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

WE HONORARY RUSSIANS NOW

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

is this b8?

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

Trump should ask Russia and notions like Hungary to join in the eradication of ISIS.

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

they were seen using horse whips and tear gas to brutally disperse the band Pussy Riot as they protested at the sporting event.
Are there any vids?

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Trump Force One lands in moscow
door opens
out walks trump wearing a blue adidas tracksuit with half zipped windbreaker, blue wool flat cap
he walks down the jet stairs
turns to the cameras and says OP is a faggot

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

So russia and poland, 2 nations on the brink of war, are trying to get Trump to get to their countries first in a symbolic dick swinging match?

Who will win Holla Forums, which country will he visit first?

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

kebab will be removed

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

youtube.com/watch?v=SZdmxIzXjsI

Maybe we will get to see Tsarist Russia themed Christmas parties at the white house. The triggering will be off the charts.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

The God Emperor wisely suggested seizing the insurgents by their vaginas, which was done, and which quickly pacified them.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Trump should do it just to piss the PR cucks off. The establishment wants a war with Russia. The establishment also needs to fuck off.

Trump needs to lay it down clear at some point: he is president, not a cuckservative.

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

It's glorious. They go from gobby harridans to cowering whimpering girls in seconds. My toxic masculinity approved.

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

The Cossacks were mostly runaway slaves with a dodgy loyalty to Russia and the Tzar.

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

The man you posted is a kebab and a nigger.

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

the man in the thumbnail*

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

Bolcheviks utterly BTFO. History is repaired.

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

This is so fucking awesome.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

God Emprah and the Czar

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

MAGA SOON FELLOW STALKER

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

What?
A cossack is a freeman, not nobility.

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Im not happy about the thumbnail either

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

US President-elect Donald Trump has been made an honorary Russian Cossack.
Mr Trump and his entire family have been invited to attend a welcoming ceremony involving an "unforgettable programme"

Cossack
unforgettable Pogrom

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

tfw croat and have to listen to dank serbian music on low volume

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

Putin respects him as an Alpha male and enemy of the NWO. Good times

David Edwards
David Edwards

kek.

Anyone else find it strange that all the Jew, progressive LGBTBBQ shit uses rainbow flags? Very similar imagery to the Jewish Autonomous Oblast flags of the Tsarist Empire. The Oblast was basically a Jew reservation. They weren't allowed to leave it. I've thought of mixing a couple Jewish Oblast flags in with LGBT stuff around me for keks.

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

Most notably, Cossack militia were employed during the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. Mr Putin's use of the militia was heavily criticised after they were seen using horse whips and tear gas to brutally disperse the band Pussy Riot as they protested at the sporting event.

horse whips

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Reminds me of the letter of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan.

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

They then proceeded to raid Istambul with like 50 dudes in paddleboats. Manly as fuck. And they managed to succeed btw.

CONSTANTINOPLE WILL BE CHRISTIAN AGAIN CONFIRMED
Prophecy agrees.

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

why is STALKER always associated with russians? it is set in ukraine for fucks sake

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

gonna fap to this

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

why is STALKER always associated with russians? it is set in ukraine for fucks sake
Since when is ukraine not Russian?

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

You know who else is (((Honorary Russian)))?

Kissinger

Pic related: le happy Freemason man

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

they are russo-polish

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

GET OUT OF HERE

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

What are the odds we'll get some sweet russian guns for sale in the states?

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

Do you think that Wikileaks is a Russian operation? Does it matter?

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

The novel the games are based on were written by two russian sci-fi novelists. The 1979 film Stalker was directed by a russian filmmaker. I think the devs were russian-speaking ukrainians too, but not sure.

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

I love that the commies chose not to leave. The trolling and shilling just proves their monumental asshurt.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

It's not bait.

Slowly, we need to introduced the ideologically subverted population to the fact that Russia is our only ally in the fight against the globalist banking cartel. Perhaps the UK, moving forward, as well.

This alliance, and it is an alliance, is necessary to deconstructing the new world order forces that are destroying our wealth and our sovereignty.

Russia is our true israel. Russia is our greatest ally in this fight for humanity.

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

Make Istanbul Constantinople Again

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

This

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Russia-USA alliance is a reality now.

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

It goes to show the mildest physical correction works with libtard women. We have to re-learn this in the pozzed West.

James Lee
James Lee

Russia-USA alliance is a reality now.
That would be the most powerful alliance in the world in history.
Have you guys seen the #theresistance thing on twitter? LMAO. "Will you let Russia and the FBI effect our election?"

James White
James White

"Will you let Russia and the FBI effect our election?"

lel, USA need a thinning test to wipe the idiots out.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

I have no idea
So let's keep memeing until we've made have some sort of unfixable fuck up

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

HOLY SHIT, COOL IT PUTIN
Give it a few months.

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

an unforgettable program of traditional Russian activities

So they're gonna get trashed on Vodka and remove some fucking kebabs?

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

wew

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

NO user
KEBABS MUST BE OF REMOVAL NOW

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

epic shitposting and fucking with muslims, of course they love trump

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

Never forget.

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

the lugenpresse is gonna jump all over this

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

The body language of the one with the pink mask

It's like she didn't even consider this was a possibility and she knew she what about to get real.

James Green
James Green

she what
*shit was

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

The distrust that the populace have with l├╝genpresse is one of the biggest reasons why Trump won. Anyone who's not a rabid leftist that sees an article of this will see "Oh Trump is making relationships with Russia better. Nice"

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

I often watch this when I'm having a bad day.

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

That silence when they realize they're about to get their asses beaten
Gorgeous

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

Trump is precisely the kind of knight that can slay a hedgehog with his naked ass
I still don't really understand what that means, and yet it fills me with pride.

Carter Green
Carter Green

Bullshit. They were some of the Tsarists' most fanatical supporters.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

We don't need to do anything slowly. The left went from being opposed to war to cheering on World War 3 within about 12 months. We'll ram this down their throats and they'll take it.

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Someone watches This is Boris.

Don't forget Adidas stripes on everything.

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

Still pretty mild compared to some videos of US cops cracking some skulls.

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

No. The Russian elite were furious at wikileaks originally for revealing their tax havens.

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

The girl at the end: You're not going to get away with this.
Cossack: We just did.

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship.

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

not posting the musical version
low energy m8

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

LEAKED PHOTO OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FIRST STATE VISIT TO RUSSIA

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

Full video here.

https://www.you()()()()()tube.com/watch?v=FFrZfluKDrc

inb4 (((VICE)))

Jose James
Jose James

mysterious Russian soul

mysterious

Thats the vodka

britcuck shitty flag soiling the star spangled banner

GTFO nigger

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

we dont want a russian president

Wow how racist! I'm reporting you to the cuck hotline

Enjoy the tolerance camp

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

Came here to post this.
Cossacks are master-class shitposters. Couldn't be a more appropriate honor for Trump.

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

Where do you get ideas for these flags

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

They actually stole the rainbow flag from the union of natives of the americans, so yeah a bunch of hipster fags culturally appropriated an indian symbol

Fags dont give a fuck, so indians had to get a new flag

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Can we invite Putin to become an honorary American?

Ryan James
Ryan James

True.

But Seriously, If America Annexed Canada and then joined forces with Russia we would basically be unstoppable, and would have a large chunk of the landmass of the entire earth.

The Jews setup Russia vs USA to balence power world wide, we really need to balance against China at this point, that is where the NWO is surrendering off to.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

A Russo-American alliance, assuming we did annex Canada out of mercy, would control about a quarter of the world's landmass. It would have 497.6 million people living in it, with a combined GDP of $19.7 Trillion, which will likely be higher after a while under Trump's domestic policies. As for the military? It would have 2.2 Million active duty servicemen, with another 3.6 million in reserve. It would have 24,250 tanks, 72,300 AFV's, 7,900 Self-Propelled Guns, 5,900 Towed artillery pieces, and 5130 MLRS's. It would have an air force of about 17,000 total craft, with 3,060 fighters, 4,200 fixed wing attack aircraft, 6800 transport aircraft, 7300 helicopters, and 1440 attack helicopters. It would also have a navy of 767 vessels, with 20 aircraft carriers, 10 frigates, 81 corvettes, 77 destroyers, and 135 submarines. It would have a defense budget of $627 Billion. It would also have 13,270 nuclear weapons, about 93% of the worlds total nuclear arsenal.

When we add NATO and the influence that Russia holds as protector of Slavdom, and a Russo-American alliance could very well end up representing a large portion of the western world. It would undoubtedly be the most powerful bloc to ever exist on the planet.

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

You can't just add up GDPs in this scenario. It would actually be much higher, probably 23trillion, due to the streamlining of trade, shipping, and beuracracy if this alliance went through.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Was this our memeing or did the left just accidentally meme Trump into a Russian with all those "DONALD IS AN AGENT OF THE KREMLIN PUTIN IS HACKING OUR ELECTION"

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

They really are going to try and impeach him.

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

Damn son, what do you do with all that power?

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Make the Middle East White Again

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

Why stop there? Lets make the whole Earth white and then work towards eventually colonizing the stars.

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

that just sounds beautiful

Landon James
Landon James

MAKE ANATOLIA GREEK AGAIN

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Didn't bother cropping it.

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

Trump wants peaceful relations with Russia, maybe even military cooperation, a complete 180 turn from everyone else in Washington.
Before Trump's even president Putin extends the olive branch and wants to provide high honors.
Nah fuck that let's insult them, muh pr, Trump can't be seen with russians.

No.

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

Dunno, just popped into my head tbh.
Not exactly the most appealing flag though, but it's alright I guess.

britcuck shitty flag
Yeah okay then whatever you say flaggot.

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

source?

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

this
I think we need to meme the resurrection of Constantinople.

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

The roaches stole this
WE NEED TO TAKE IT BACK

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

Not realizing Cossacks are redpill on the jew

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

desuarchive.org/storytime/thread/564/

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

if they try to impeach him then it will ignite a civil war.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

I just love where this keeps going.

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

Then we will drown them in blood.
It'll be fun.

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

minarets
*triggered*

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

This. Trump is Germanic.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Damn right. I've been making threads for months now, though the elections shifted momentum. Still, with Trump here, we can begin preparations for the varangian guard.

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