Amelia Bedelia

How would you convince her to fuck you?

Probably the same way a 14 year old fanfic writer would write their first sex scene. And avoid any euphemisms like "bang" or "drill" unless you want to sustain bodily harm. Fuck, even something simple like "suck" may only get you a trip to the milkshake place at best.

You'd have your work cut out for you but it'/ all worth it for that kawaii meido pussy

I don't know that is but based on that information I suppose it would something like this

"miss when I look at you I feel a desire to take you gently by the hand and lead you to my bedchamber where I would have you set at the edge of the bed so that I might sit behind you and begin to fondle your breasts and caress your vagina. After your vagina became sufficiently lubricated from stimulation I would have you remove your clothing then lay on the bed with your legs spread so that I might insert my hardened penis into your vagina and begin thrusting my hips into yours until you reach multiple orgasms and I ejaculate my semen into your womb until it is filled to capacity. I am willing to do these things and more every day until you are pregnant."

remember that things like body language, facial expression, tone and timing are just as important as the words if you wish to be successful.

Or something like that, you gotta utilize a turn of phrase so she'll interpret it literally ya know?
Amelia taught me the value of phrasing and careful wording as a child.

tell us a story user

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Holy crap, OP. Thanks for the nostalgia rush. I didn't know I needed this until now. So my approach would be something simple such as "Amelia, would you kindly remove your clothing, sit on my lap?" I think she'll get the point. Should be straightforward from there


>not posting "Amelia and The Suprise Shower":^)

That's my fetish.

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oh wow I saw this exact same thread on cuckchan

I wonder why you feel the need to peddle your fetish bullshit here when it's literally all you post on your shithole faggot website

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Another no-effort porn/waifu thread.
Yawn.

user, she's a maid. She's hired help. I don't convince anybody. Rape doesn't need convincing to get done.

Don't know if possible user. Even after you've busted a nut in her she'd probably chalk it up to a series of misunderstandings.

Post more cute Amelia please.

Rape her a second time so she gets the point.

Kill yourself you filthy fucking refugee.

vacate the premises

Stop giving the faggot attention

"Amelia I am going to have sexual intercourse with you and ejaculate my sperm into your vagina post coitus so that you become pregnant with my child, so take off your clothes and lay down on that bed."
It's not that hard

Because everyone here, everyone including you by your own admission use both sites, and this ridiculous pretense of a feud that everyone acts like they have against the other is pointless.
Everybody is a crossboarder stop pretending you aren't you pretentious faggots.

Talk for yourself, bundle of sticks.

Nice projection, fag, but I'm pretty sure most of us can say we don't go crawling back to /niggerwood/ every time this shitty site has a hiccup or a hacked database

no.
one.
gives a shit.

I'm not a crossboarder! What do I win?

Con Vince to fuck you>

Also quit spamming /monster/ with your shitty requests ya fucking faggot.

god damn monster has good taste