Spider-man Homecoming

It's the normie/normalfag/casual approach. Don't know anything about the character beyond his basic idea, what they read from buzzfeed articles, or seen from shows. They never pick up a comic in there life. If they did, they wouldn't give a shit about any of it at this point.

Just call them scum. It's much shorter and gets to the point more quickly

Yeah but it's not as specific. Casual scum works better.

The rumour for a while was Hijinx came back and was posting Holla Forums and Holla Forums threads on opposite boards to stir up drama and get Holla Forums shat up, but it hasn't worked terribly well.
If anything, I've noticed less waifu and porn threads in the past couple months.

What's the matter user, aren't GeekCulture.com and NerdLife.net your go-to-sites for nerdy news to stay in the geek clique? :^)

The word fag is used to a) drive away sensitive idiots and b) demasculate them. That's why every insult that's stuck around ends with "fag".

I vote for normalfag to be the usual insult again then.

It is. 'normie' and 'casual' come from Reddit

Really? I've seen them used more or pushed more here.

Why do you think that is?

Redditors don't like to use 'fag' because 'fag' upsets them, see

Normie was kinda started on Holla Forums, but Reddit definitely took that and Pepe over during the US elections.
They've tried to distance themselves from normie, but they allowed pepe back for some reason, despite it being used on Facebook in general conversations.

Casual has been around before either site was used. I'm happy to call anons casuals, at it's more a term for being inexperienced, rather than a lost cause.

Of course you've seen them used more here, you don't go to Reddit. Right? :)

So is anyone going to comment that the whole movie got spoiled here?

Most people that fit the term are lost causes though.

That happens in every Marvel film. They show off every character, as they keep shoving in well-known actors and need to draw people in, then show off the villain, his motivation and the hero half kicking their arse.

Nigga nobody cares about the movie

Do you think anyone cares enough to be upset about that? Hell, it's a great thing. Keeps people from wanting to see the movie even more. At least people here.

Aren't reshoots being done? I heard something unsubstantiated about Little Indian Flash being changed into the real Flash's adopted little brother.

Other than that, I haven't seen much to get mad about until the movie actually comes out.

Why does everybody here pretend that Sony and Marvel Studios gives a fuck about anybody besides Peter? That tentative animated Spidey project that has little else to it besides a press release that told us jack shit.

That happens with every other trailer for movies nowadays.

Because Sony are notorious virtue signallers. This movie's being spearheaded by the same woman who spearheaded Cisbusters, and who is on record as having said she wants to replace Spider-Man with Spider-Woman

I'm just gonna see GotG2 for Kurt Russel and Rocket because the furry in me loves a cute racoon boy.

He's a cute raccoon MAN.

My apologies. But I still say he's adorable.

I agree but let's get it right next time.

I'll try to remember that.

True, and this is the same Sony Pictures that supposedly still wants to start their own Marvel movie universe with Spidey characters. So I do concede that it's dumb to apply rational thinking to what their "strategy" might be.

>>>/furry/

They've realized they can't do anything with Spidey now. So they're just gonna use Venom. Probably gonna have to take a lot of artistic liberties with him though.

Every Marvel movie is exactly the same.

They're actually making an Eddie Brock movie with the working title The Lethal Protector. It's going to be R rated and feature Carnage. So long as they hire a buff blonde dude with a crew cut, it should be dope.

I know the R-rating thing already. Nothing else you've said is confirmed.

The Lethal Protector is the working title, that's a fact, m8.

Also, of course they're going to have Carnage. Who else would they do? Sin-Eater, The Jury,

Found nothing on that.

I'd only believe they'd have Carnage because they wanna blow their load too early. The logical and safe bet would be an obscure villain reimagined or a group of mobsters for Venom to brutalize.

I feel like Carnage is the perfect starting villain to show audiences who Eddie is as a character. Carnage is Venom's foil. While Brock is a killer, he still has a moral compass, Carnage has none.

Normalfags don't get that. They have no understanding of who Venom actually is.

imdb.com/title/tt1270797/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

Which is exactly why they

A. Won't use Carnage

OR

B. Won't get him right at all

Considering this has been Avi Arad's pet project for the last decade, I think he probably has an understanding of the character by now.

We'll see. As long as Pascal isn't involved with it, then there's hope for the movie and it's possible characters. But I still feel Carnage wouldn't be a good pick considering they're trying to get their own separate villain verse started here.

Even if they were not the same I have read many of the comics so i have the better stories burned in my brain and forgotten the rest.

(((Avi Arad))) is my favorite Jew

no.

Well, obviously. Pascal is in charge of it after all. It was probably Marvel who forced them to replace Miles with Parker. The worst part of it is that movie will probably do very well, and Pascal will take whole credit for it, and saving her failing career.
Keaton as Vulture is just being wasted on this film.

Iron Man 2 was shit too. Only good thing it had was Rockwell as Hammer.

lol

I haven't set foot in cuckchan Holla Forums since The Exodus. Is this actually true? Are they really all degenerate cocksuckers now?

Oh yes it is true. It's actually become a 'safespace' for some webcomic creators because people will make generals and coddle the fuck out of em

Kek, yet they hate Venom, the one series calling out SJWs. 8/co/ and half-Holla Forums are basically complete opposites.

When has this ever once happened? Bringing back an old character isn't "calling out sjws".

You sound like you want nigger spider-man to happen

I don't believe you can make worse than the Marc Web Spider-man films.
Regardless did that Trailer spoil the entire god damn movie?

It looks as if they showed every part of the structure.

Read the latest issue that first features Brock.

The worst part about this may be Michael Keaton proving the point in Birdman.

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How is that virtue-signaling supposed to pass as a "call out"? Especially coming from Peter "I fistbumped Obama but not Trump and opened my new comic by gushing about how much I love gay marriage" Parker?

Read between the lines, fuckwit.

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Getting overdefensive there, why don't you just address what I pointed out like a calm, rational adult?

The letter doesn't say "politics in comics are gay" to the contrary it says "I'm a lifelong liberal and I agree with everything your progressive overlords have been saying, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD TONE IT DOWN A TAD!"

If you're suggesting SJW is being equated to racist, the third bubble says "picture of kids" I don't read it as "sjws are racists" so much as "both sides are just as bad and btw the opposite of an SJW is a racist."

He's going to respond with greentext. He doesn't have an actual thought, he's jut going to re-iterate what he's already said and post another picture of a muscly cartoon man.

Watch.

M8, you think anyone doesn't realize you're the same guy with that reddit spacing there? Why not try sitting in a Brock thread once and awhile, maybe you'll learns something.

It's been a while since I've seen this goon buzzword. I don't remember ever ceding proper punctuation to reddit, and the only way to even know how they "space" things is if you yourself are a redditor.

So, is there anything you'd like to own up to?

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Symbiocide, what's that empty… space between your greentext and your redtext…? COULD IT BE YOU'RE A REDDITOR?

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I don't. That was my point. I was mocking him claiming separating paragraphs was somehow unique to reddit.

ok so now we know the villain, the conflict in the movie will be, that iron man will appear in it.

Why do I watch super hero trailers now?

So you don't have to watch the actual movie.

Justice League spoiled nothing about the movie. DC once again reigns supreme.

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Justice League is going to be the highest grossing movie of the year. It will beat Star Wars.

Fucking hell they have been writing Tony Stark as a hypocritical shit lately.

And peter is a superhuman with enhanced strength and reflexes, both of you still depend on a suit when doing your hero shit.

(Actually didn't they already establish that Peter made his webslinger himself? He doesn't even need Stark for that)

Two days ago?

He also made his own Costume. Yeah, it was shit but he tried damn it.

That's way better than his actual man made costume.

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He wouldn't be able to stick in those shoes STEVE DITKO FIGURED ALL THIS OUT

No shut up, it's fine. Totally not a poorly thought out design flaw.

I like it, it does seem like an outfit you'd put together if you only had scraps in your closet.

I feel like it's a bit insulting for his intelligence. I know he's poor so he isn't gonna have access to different materials but I feel like he could've made a sturdier suit somehow. Improvise some how and make a suit that's closer to his iconic look. Instead of the Scarlet Spider ripoff he's wearing.

I will give you that. In this current age, you've got cosplay sites that would help you make a good costumes in no-time. Hell they'd give you short cuts on what are the best materials on what you wanna do.

Is everyone here a fucking autistic nigger or something? The line means that if Peter is so useless that he's helpless without the suit, then he's not worth shit. Tony Stark without his suits is still a genius that can whip up super-weapons from spare parts and is resourceful enough to save the day regardless, which was the entire point of Iron Man 3. This movie is going to be the same where, without Tony's suit, Peter is going to prove that it's his brains and skills that matter.

Meaning he's gonna pull a deus ex machina out of his ass because he's obviously getting completely fucked by Vulture in the trailer.

Sad they can't even get Spider-Man right

Surely the third time is the charm :^)

Fuck Sony.

Why can't we just have movie adaptation of issue 25? With JK Simmons as Jameson of course, seriously how hard is that to fuck up? It'd probably be better than all previous films combined.

That will never happen. Comics take themselves too seriously for something like that.

Normalfags take comics too seriously. Comic writers don't take it seriously enough. Just their message they wanna push.

In reality, (((they))) simply want more propaganda. Less entertainment. Gotta double-down, whilst they still can.

But what does Peter's suit matter in the first place? As long as he has webshooters and web supply, he can do the job even in pajamas.

J. K. Simmons got snatched up by WB to play Gordon.

Shame, someone of his talents shouldn't be wasted. He's going to be in the JL movie for like 5 seconds, same applies for Batman.

Well because one suit could have better equipment/protection that could help him. Maybe even a better material that'll let him move better. Plus the MCU spidey has a thing were he needs special lenses to see alright sometimes. Otherwise his heightened senses get to him.

These reboots make me miss the Sam Raimi spiderman movies.
I really hate the fucking super-futuristic costume designs where there's paper thin mechanical moving parts EVERYWHERE, just give me the cartoony plastic looking green goblin suit and cloth spiderman suit with plastic goggles that rips and breaks as peter gets his shit slapped by Sandman.

Peter in the third panel of that made me bust a gut because of how it seems like he has no nose and that little bit of drool dribbling from his mouth.

Brock's arms look like tectonic plates, what the hell.

Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is the best we're gonna get.

Fucking brockfag go suck off marvel somewhere else
No one gives a shit about your husbando

…nope.

1. The dialog sounds really awful. Way lower even than usual Marvel standards. MCU scripts usually range from "quippy" to "bland" to "really good dialog" it's usually some mix of the above, which combines to make an acceptable product. Virtually every line I heard sounds like I've heard it a dozen times before. "I gotta do this on my own!" "My friends are up there!" That line was the worst of the trailer to me, it felt very like "I'm a character the audience has no reason to care about and the protagonist likely has very little reason to care about trying to raise tension by telling him people neither he nor the audience cares about at all are in peril" It's the delivery more than the line itself, it just sounds terrible.

All the established, good actors are handling the dialog great, but all the younger actors sound like shit. Actually, the fat kid doesn't *sound* like shit, he just looks like it. They seriously couldn't have found a cute, fat Asian kid?

2. Vulture's just a guy in a tech suit. I guess they didn't learn their lesson with Green Goblin, New Goblin, Rhino, Electro and the third Goblin. If your audience will believe that being bitten by a spider can give a guy super strength and pre-cognition, a guy who drains health and vitality into his suit and a guy in a rhinoskin suit aren't much of a stretch. There was also no reason at all to make Shocker black, and I don't like the idea that he got his powers from The Tinkerer. I really liked Schulz on a number of levels. I really like the idea that he came up with one good concept, and then went no where with it and stuck to petty crime. He came up with a really powerful tech suit in prison, and instead of selling the design or becoming a super hero he uses to rob jewelry stores and sometimes banks -if he has help. He knows his station in life and doesn't begrudge it, but he's an extremely professional, capable hired goon. He's like the kind of guy who invents a new metal alloy that could have all sorts of energy or military applications and instead uses it to sell cookware in infomercials.

3. I don't like Tomei as May. I don't even find her attractive, her figure's shit. I don't care about Peter romancing a pair of darkies so long as neither of them is MJ. Still pissed about Flash being the fucking bellhop from The Grand Budapest Hotel.

4. Another "establish a status quo at the start of the film only to destroy it by the end of the film creating a pointless cycle" plot. Tony has suit, Tony loses suit, Tony didn't need the suit all along, Tony creates more suits, Tony destroys all his suits, Tony creates automated suits, Tony destroys all automated suits, Cap has shield, Cap gives up shield, Shield has helicarrier, Shield loses helicarrier, Shield loses Shield itself, Thor has hammer, Thor loses hammer, I could do this for hours.

This has become the real pattern of their movies.

You can't blame Peter Parker for those things, he's not real

Well, if he doesn't have another back-up suit to then he risks his identity if he defends himself or others with his powers. And if he does have one, then why does losing this one matter anyway?
But that's fucking stupid. The suit doesn't give him buffs to brains or skills, he can damn well prove those with the suit.

Aside from Thor, all those happen after Phase 1.

Personally, I consider everything produced after the first Avengers film to be non-canon (And, the GotG films to take place in another universe).

Tony has weapons company, Tony gets kidnapped by durkas and doesn't want to have a weapons company anymore, Tony has arc reactor, Tony's arc reactor is stolen from him, Tony has to use old arc reactor to defeat Iron Monger.

Avengers have Hawkeye, Hawkeye is mind controlled, Avengers don't have Hawkeye anymore.

If you wanted to get really anal about it I could point out Steve losing Bucky, losing the ability to get drunk, losing out on his date with Agent Carter and all the decades of time he was frozen,

I'm actually kind of excited.

When you get that anal about it, the same can be applied to any number of movies. Let's use the Spider-Man trilogy as an example (Since someone brought that up):

Vulture's suit looks practical?

Think for a moment, user. Does only the character write itself?

What? People hate Lisa Simpson because she's a mouthpiece for the show's ultra liberal writers, especially in [CURRENT YEAR]

What do you like so much about Rocket anyway?

Practical? It's just a guy with giant fucking metal wings and claws. With a flight helmet. It's not practical. It's called tacticool. Taking an established costume idea, making it "realistic" as fuck, but also try to make it look really cool. Except it happens in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SUPER HERO MOVIE FROM THE BIG TWO that it just looks bland and boring.

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That's the point though. That it's not the character's fault. It's the fuckton of writers that don't wanna have a character act one certain way.

Exactly. Now you understand what that poster was complaining about.

He's being overdefensive?

Yes, granted they are used to shitpost, but there's a reason when you start a reply with highlighted text it automatically makes a greentext quote for you. That's what it is used for. Or would you prefer me to call them memearrows?

I fucking addressed that in the very post you were responding to you retard.

Peter is actually more capable without a suit than Stark is. The only way you can argue otherwise is to fall back on "muh prep time".

I mean for fuck sake, you might as well change the line to "if you're nothing without prep time, you shouldn't have it", it's just as if not more pertinent here. A hero is far more likely to find themselves without prep time than they are to find themselves without tech, and in either case Stark is more fucked than Peter is.

There it is

Kek, the delusion is real.