Have any of us actually gone outside to fuck with the leftist faggots protesting against the God-Emperor? I know most of us have jobs and obviously can't stay out until 1am on a week night like these savages, but what about this weekend?
Hell, what about tonight? There are two protests near me tonight, and I'll be going to one that was organized by ancom scum. I've gone to leftist events before on multiple occasions to taunt them, and it is at least ten times more entertaining to do it in person than it is online. They can't block you IRL. They can't tag their friends in to help them. All they can do is bitch and moan. If they try to assault you, then you do what Hyde wants to do if he ever has to defend himself from John Oliver outside of his apartment.
Here's a few variables to account for when planning to laugh at these commies/libs/degenerates:
卐Is it a gun free zone? (ALWAYS carry when attending these things, but it's preferable to be legal)
卐Where will you park?
卐Will it be obvious which vehicle is yours? (Important so your vic doesn't get rekt)
卐What are potential choke points?
卐Where will the police likely try to guide the crowd to?
Location can be a determining factor in whether or not to proceed with going out there to laugh at them. The key thing is to trust your gut. If you feel like you could become a statistic, then don't go.
PPE (Personal Protective Equipment)
卐It is recommended to have a gas mask on hand in case crowd control agents are deployed.
卐Pepper spray is great if you know how to use it, because it can fuck up multiple libs at once if there's a couple of them getting stupid, but not stupid enough to employ your firearm
卐Speaking of which, CARRY A GODDAMN GUN and know how to use it. Chimps often carry knives, and can be resourceful with blunt objects.
卐Depending on your area and the threat level that you may be facing, concealable body armor may be a good idea to wear.
卐Sap gloves are another option, if you can get them in your area. These can seriously fuck a chimp up if you actually work out unlike some of the either obese or twiggy faggots I've met from here.
卐Retractable batons are excellent, but once again require the user to actually work out. Go for the face, neck, joints, etc. Basically where you wouldn't want to be hit.
卐I would not recommend a knife for self defense. Unless you have actually had some measure of training, you are equally likely to hurt yourself as you are somebody else.
卐Do NOT get in the way of LE. If they tell you to move, move. You're out there to laugh at the cucks; not look like you're one of them.
卐Do NOT let the nigs make it look like you started a fight. If one of them is attempting to get physical, make it VERY obvious to anybody watching that you are trying to back away and that you are threatened/intimidated by the chimp. Plus, if LE takes them down, how awesome would that be?
卐If they move onto the streets, do not join them. LE nearly always gives an order to disperse and GTFO of the streets. I don't know your local departments' strategies for dealing with rioters, so err on the side of caution. I'd hate to see any of my brothers get taken into custody with a bunch of libs.
Law enforcement is our ally in this. Be sure to act like it.
卐Do not give your real name or any info. This should be obvious, but I know that some people would give their real info. Just say you're Sam Hyde or something.
卐Wear a camera if you can to document any/all events at the protest. The more camera or recording devices, the better. This way if a nig assaults you and you have to drop him, you've got video evidence as to why you did what you did.
卐Try not to let them get any info on your vehicle. It's unavoidable if you have to drive through a crowd, but try to avoid it if at all possible.
卐I'd honestly say to refrain from calling them niggers or spics, etc. simply for legal reasons. If you do that and THEN they assault you, resulting in you having to defend yourself, you would look like the bad guy. If you want to do that, then more power to you, but just understand that doing so just gives the commies ammo.
卐Same goes for attire. Dress professionally, don't have dreads and smell like patchouli.
卐Concealed carry is suggested, since you don't quite know where you'll be.
You guys are obviously free to do whatever you choose, but these are just some suggestions I thought up. I will be attending a protest tonight, and I'm super excited about it. It's not often that I get a chance to harvest salt from libs in person, and I'm sure that I'll be able to put Morton out of business.
Best of luck to my fellow Holla Forumslacks this weekend who are braving the groids to harvest salt. Pic related.