TWITTER SALT: ONLY THE FINEST

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not pictured: my daughter's ceremonially mutilated clitoris

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Thanks, bro!

Currently lmao.

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5 years old? she's almost ripe for marriage with pedophile muhammad

Don't worry, hot Arabian sun will dry her tears after you're deported.

Clearly a terrible choice, shylock.

if he were in the middle east, he'd be thrown off a building for sporting a haircut that gay

I like how they try to turn even their darkest defeats into an opportunity to pose for a camera and whore for attention.

I don't see how much more blatantly pro-Hillary they could have been
stay delusional

SAVE ALL WHITE MALE HATE COMMENTS

It will be useful as we need to continue to push young white males further to the right.

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Have a higher res
twitter.com/jyrusaddict/status/796167726435864576?lang=all

So why did faggot lips there put the irrational fear in her about Trump, huh?

That's a new low for these cucks.

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Literal autism

hmm
tips.fbi.gov

web.archive.org/save/twitter.com/gogreen18/status/796244910508642304
twitter.com/gogreen18/status/796244910508642304

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They just want their pussies to be finally grabbed by a man, not respectfully mentioned by libcuck nu males.

I don't understand twitter, they added the bold or is some sort of search fuction?

Also, attach some generators to them and put them to good use

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I didn't even read that one I just noticed all the buzzwords and figured it had to be good.

>Father: Don't be a bully racist cheater misogynist asshole –
>Son: But Dad, MAGA.

fag.
archive.is/8iOlb

He searched Literally shaking, you can search any combination of words, I don't know if they have search commands like "whatever is in here exactly"

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Put your search query in quotation marks and the results come up in bold in the tweets.

lol fuck off mossad

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What a filthy man wearing a shirt covered in holes or is that food?

checked

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Hatred of the other? Yeah the hatred of Whites.

Satan kek trips

This is grammatically retarded. You are denouncing the hate of it?
Or you are denouncing the hate that is* Trumpism?

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/french-ambassador-says-world-collapsing-9223847

Maybe they don't come forward because they're too busy enjoying being dominated by assertive men?

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Cher is still alive? What?

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U can't polish shit.
Yep, she's a great example of it.

Cheong doesn't even live in the US.

Wait, who is she? She's a pornstar, right?

Just remember these people actually thought they were going to win, shows how small their
imagination is to what exactly is going to happen to their retarded little asses

Yeah, but as you can tell she's suffered a massive seizure.

can a person get any more retarded?

she's a youtube kike who thinks she's important because people watch her kvetching vids for dem dik sukkin lips

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how about this instead?

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Are there any deals for a Trump victory out yet?
IE free taco, free AR 15, half off a tanning job?

twitter.com/jpodhoretz

Now if he made the correct link to demographic change itself rather than liberalism, the inbred parasite would have experienced a moment of clarity.

Need to double down on this for the extra salt.

Quite the accomplishment Holla Forums

when is Laci open for a debate about race and racial differences?

Happy #Kristallnacht everyone

I dont know how I am going to get any work done for the next few weeks, all of this salt is just everywhere

gas them all.

#HeadmatesRppl2

MAKE KRISTALLNACHT GREAT

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Isn't that also true of Jimmy Carter?

When's the inauguration?

her mouth is at least.

Not twitter,but still salt.
This is a grown woman,a grandmother.

outsider is exactly what a throughly corrupted country needs
george washington must be rolling in his grave

january 20th

Other thread's about to hit reply limit, so I'll dump these here.
I may or may not enjoy harassing a few YouTubers, and this day is icing on the cake.

…fuck drag queens, honestly.

>I'm literally shaking i can't believe we have the most sexiest, racist, homophobic man in america as our president

wasn't he a governor and senator for Georgia before going for presidency?

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Need advice here from the alpha males.

I plan to comfort these shivering womyn and slowly redpill them back to the kitchen. Is this feasible? What do?

That's literally what they said about the UK right before and after Brexit.

you mean like piss christ?
kikes and niggers
m-muh gay sitcoms
show me one book worth reading after 1950
kikes

I don't even get it. Most people in my mech engineering major are either pro trump or apolitical as far as I can tell. Either things do a 180 upon graduation or they're clinging to soft sciences.

You can put multiple images into one post you know

truthfully do you think a Trump government is going to give research grants to Is mayonnaise a gender?
im a biologist and im pro-Trump

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soft sciences.

I'm in STEM too, we make fun of hilary.

All those things are owned by jews tho

Kek, underrated

Well, with a Republican-held Congress, I think that well will dry up soon enough. We just have to make sure they're all Trump loyalists when the next election in 2018 rolls around.

I thought muslims could only be gay with little boys. Please, don't try to tell me a straight man would have that haircut.

Oh my fuck, search "suicide hotline"

twitter.com/search?q=suicide hotline&s=09

feels good man

She's one of those "science" reporters who fall for dumb shit and clickbait videos/scams and it's okay because gurl power.

Crippled America - Donald JTrump

i like going back and seeing the smug arrogance of hillary's supporters

Great, they'll kill themselves so we won't have to.

When they say science they include sociology, gender studies and the like. They know they only survive on ideologically motivated government handouts, so they're scared shitless of having to leave the academic world and start flipping burgers like their colleagues.

Alpha is relative. You just need to be alpha to her.
And yes it's quite possible, and I've done it. I selected a few stories per day to highlight how ridiculous the various liberal cancers are and interspersed them with the other stuff I'd send her like cat pictures. Gradually this caused her to lose respect for liberal shit and be open to questioning it (this is what the Jews do with all their 'comedians' by the way). I'd then pry a little more each day while getting her to disconnect from poisonous media so I'd be the strongest voice in her life. It took a while but I can now swap jokes about dindu nuffins with a liberal Canadian Trudeau voter.
It's all about subtle. Don't push too hard too fast.

Are they straight from a Chick christian comic?

Jeb v2.0

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I love how leftists invent scenarios that exist solely as an appeal to emotion.

Tumblr magic!

That's their entire existence.

Post-Modernism is not Art, it's disgusting filth
Humanities and liberal arts are not science
All modern forms of it are Jewish and used to destroy the nation from within

I'm not even sure if those retards can ever be brought back to their senses at this point. Yuri was 100% right.

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meme magic crashes plains, spreads plagues, shatters economic unions and elects presidents
tumblr magic is used as evidence in psychiatric hospitals as support for psychotic delusions

Ok that's sad

Get fucked grandma

this is mental illness and poor acting combined.

dont forget about hippy commie boomers
the wild ride to a US socialist state just derailed and crashed into a refuge detention center
their plans have come undone

I'd do it for free

All these principled upright media people now covering their sorry ass.

isn t he … underage ?

what beautiful imagery

Hahahaha - that faggot is the epitome of all the things that are coming to an end now….

Freedom digits confirm, you Frenchies helped us out then, you get to help us out now.

This is a prime example of how people's memory gets altered by conversations and assumptions of others.
When has Trump ever made anti-gay statements?
Ever other person is calling him a homophone, despite this.

She said as she went for her 957th plastic surgery.

Her grant application to study the public spectacle of her have over 9000 dragon dildoes shoved up her butt has been denied.

trump is for transgender bathrooms and everything. idk what the guy has to do.

Anti Black statements are notable by their absence, but that is the first thing they say.

These faggots are the best example of a defeatist. They really set the bar for how butt hurt they get. All we can do is marvel in it and never be like them.

She should be crying over how ugly she is.

Remember…

8ch.net/leftypol/res/1033630.html

Not twitter but notable.

Kevin MacDonald has some sass.

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ex-nintend-hoe alison rapp had a bad night

Literally his wife's son.

its a slide holiday on Holla Forums
today, its a salt slide

wish she'd cry herself into a coma.

What does Bob Chipman do again?

I want Kevin Macdonald to tour america with a flamethrower and torch every synagogue.

Found this on tumblr

Fucking kek

Dear true America,

cry your shirt off too

The kid is shaking because he is just so fucking happy that he doesn't have to go to a Clinton pizza party.

Is this satire or what

Found this on tumblr

Fucking kek

Dear true America,

fucking Kek

I've been trying to educate people on that, but leftist just hand-wave and disqualify.

t. Cassandra

Holy fuck this is the best one

With whose guns?

Only a fool who's never had to face violence in her lifetime would string a sentence together like this.

With no guns.

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Aside from the wanting anal, what the fuck does that even mean?

damn fucking right

This is why everyone I knew voted for Trump. Literally every single little shit from Shillary supporters was "muh racist muh soggy knees". Fuck them. You did this shit. Shillary supporters made everyone racist as fuck and they don't give a shit anymore. Don't care about muh soggy knees, barely 15% of women identify as feminist.

kek

You can intergalactically sense the moment Grandma's heart popped.

PRAISE KEK

that she is the ugly wogly looking cunt who is jealous of all the blondes and thus she became a lefty idiot

Holy keks

pic related

If i saw these freaks banding together i'd have to assume that a really cheap freakshow had just rolled into town.

You know, I seem to remember that once upon a time, the south tried to secede from the US and have its own rules and laws, but you yankee fucks wouldn't let us be.

150 years later, you reap what you fucking sow.

why would they
as soon as things dont go their way they break down, start crying and throw a tantrum
they dont know what real anger is

Hahahahaha

Being Italian is not one of your Tumblr disorders you fucking snowflake.
t.actual Italian
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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She gets paid to be shit on by rich bitch saudi faggots.
Fuck her and fuck her opinion.

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a mini lesbian whale
a nigress with too much testosterone
Achmed's marriage slave

There i translated it for you

Chloe Moretz BTFO. Expect salt from her later today.

twitter.com/ChloeGMoretz

Is she actually Italian or does she just identifies as Italian?

See, do you know how you can tell that this user is truly Italian?

He starts yelling at the slightest provocation.
love you, spaghetti boy, no homo

I truly don't understand the whole "woman president" angle.
It's either irrelevant (if it's not an average female) or a bad decision to put women in charge of anything, how far down has the jew being able to hypnotize us into seeing man and woman as separate and not complimentary entities?

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THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOD

If she says she is an Italian, she is an Italian, you privileged scum

i've been waiting as well

shes a panfried pizza born in Wisconsin to fifth generation italian-american immigrants
you know leftists so desperate to identify as any other culture besides the one of the land they're born in

There is only one word that an Italian should yell. I assume you all know it?

Some ammo for twitter

And they are all unlikable cunts who will die alone.
And that's a good thing.

Her psychologist identifies her as "Mentally Ill"

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Daily reminder

Keep crying, degenerate bitch.

If we play our cards right, we might get a murder/suicide.

Reminder that all these people are broken faggots who shouldn't be allowed to have a say in anything.

This is clearly satire.

People so mad at a Trump presidency that they'd cause fires in the street. They crashed a website for immigration into Canada. Let the salt flow.

Too bad Love didn't vote.

suddenly no one wants to talk politics anymore

I just can't imagine what the problem is

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Because us white women are statistically more intelligent than women of other races. Obviously we made the right choice.

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Explain the joke to me.

Wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl, that hentai-manga lied to you.

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Remember when HuffPost only covered Trump as entertainment news?

This makes it clear that white women aren't the enemy and you guys shouldn't fall for (((their))) tricks.

They are women, but they are white women and the left will and have shown time and again that they will throw white women under just as they've shown continually shown recently just because they're white too.

You can't fool white women forever.

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Leftists aren't funny and now she can't make stupid jokes anymore.

Rose McGowan not being very Charming hehe Kek be unto you

Fucking ayyyy.

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It's a pun, the two sound a like. Hillary wears a lot of pant-suits and lost.

"Which theater did Hillary serve in?"

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Just continue memeing till waifus enter this reality.

Remember it's praise kek and ammit

WE WISH YOU A MERRY SHOAH
WE WISH YOU A MERRY SHOAH
WE WISH YOU A MERRY SHOAH
AND A HAPPY KRISTALLNACHT

Meanwhile, German left-wing newspaper "Die Zeit" has gone on red alert.

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Sniper fire and bullets in Bosnia or some shit.

They can pick up their belioved refugees and fuck off back to Syria and whatever African hellhole they crawled out off.

Alternatively: #FeedTheSea

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Has anyone posted this yet? My sides are halfway to Andromeda

(BIll) Clinton was the first non-veteran in office after WW2, although he did already have plenty of experience in government (corruption).

What does 'literally' confer to the meaning of this phrase? The sentence would mean the same thing without the word. It must be a favorite of libs.

lol he was cucked out of using his own name as his twitter handle

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OYYYY VEYYYY

Do they ever get tired of lying?

This is my favorite one, subtle but so telling.

FUG :DD

Yep he studied in a military school didn't he?

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Where are the passive aggressive, mentally unstable plebbit comments?

I was watching tyt yesterday and it was a real shitfest. These caps from twitter look mild in comparison.

Where did bongo serve ?

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Are the jews aware that the whole ((())) thing is a means to identify jews? it's not something like the word "Nigger" you can't adopt it or try to spin it into something positive.

Fuck me Jews really are fucking stupid…

this bitch doesn't know how ready we are

NOT TWITTER AND MILO SO DON'T CLICK IF YOU DON'T WANT BUT FUCKING KEK
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAS LITERALLY RAN

Killing infidels in the name of the profit.

lol take that, drumpf!

archive.is/uwu1u

Wew. I realize that she doesn't do her own tweets, but don't they see anything wrong with the Hillary Clinton account wishing a happy birthday to Hillary Clinton?

Has anyone ever seen so much smug change hands within so short a time? Liberals were so insufferably smug, and in one night it's all gone, and now it's ours. We've flipped the smug balance 180 degrees.

KEK

These are the same people who sing along when the class surprises them with an imaginary birthday cake.

My god, what kinda fuckin retard proclaims on TWITTER that he's been CRYING for the last three hours?

How can one man be this cucked

Truly bless you for this thread.

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This is my spaghetti weakness.
I can't help but sing along to the birthday song, even when my own.

Those bernie tats were one thing but this is just incredible.

Detroit

#NeverTrump here. While I still Trump is an unqualified, loudmouth. These liberals tears are nicely seasoning the crow I have to eat this morning…
It tastes so sweet now

duyck you fags

Should hang your self tbh lad.

Tbh, I don't blame you; it is a pretty catchy tune.

That post barely makes sense.

the echoes here are from my own coincidence detector I believe.

THEY WERE FUCKING IGNORING IT UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO

SCOTLAND'S FEWMIN

Ctr you know you aren't being paid anymore right?

Will trump find a way to stop these malingering cocksockets from getting paid to spout retarded shit online?

ahhh, i thought Sarah Silverman had some sort of Nazi fetish.

I've done that tbh
when the cat id raised from a kitten for 3 years got cancer and my parents made me decide whether to have it put down or let it suffer in pain
But at the time I was 8

Yeah what happens to all the CTR people?
do they get ushered into a well ventilated room and disposed of now?
I'd say they definitely know too much to remain

They have no arguments and no plan B. Liberals believe their shit on faith, not logic or principles, so when their "good" loses, the loss is total, and they are not prepared to lose. Loss is unthinkable. All their movies have the "good" side winning. Liberals have never been blackpilled, and today the blackpill is being shoved down their throats. They have no where to go from here except despair, and none of their liberal heros are giving them any guidance. Hillary didn't even give a speech. She left all her supporters holding their dicks wondering what to do. As for celebrities, rather than offering a positive way forward, they are all having babyish temper tantrums.

"movie reviews"

Meanwhile, at Andrew "Inflation Fetish" Dobson's

HOW CUCKED CAN A PERSON BE?
IS HE TRYING TO BREAK A WORLD RECORD?

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archive.is/PEGQC

no surprise there, the most decadent social strata of american society being infantile
no now you prepare for something that comes next with them
nihilism and then 'revolution' the commies capitalise on this feeling hard in order to swell their numbers remember

i hope thats podesta under that klansman outfit

SORRY

Will he finally retake the cuck crown from Jake Rapp?

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since he takes criticism so well this is going to be fun

That's what they call those study factories producing """research""" which reinforce their ideology.

GODFREY YES

i am glad BOB CHIPMAN; MANCHILD MOVIE REVIEW is here to give us his well thought out opinions on this important matter.

LET'S OPPRESS THESE FUCKERS INTO THE SUBMISSION!!

So mouch this, its so clear now

Help Secret Service! Someone is making threats about the President!

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archive.is/zTEkb

What a cunt. Isn't she supposed to be doing one soon though? Stream when?

It just occured to me that if we are called racist and sexist, we now have the backing of the president of the united motherfucking states.

Hey, NSA shitters mining this thread right now as we speak (type)
You work for us now
Go fuck CWC up, instead

archive.is/iZGXF

Kek, butthurt over at the (((Guardian)))

Maybe he should get loser tattooed across his dumb fucking forehead.

Or blow his leg off with a shotgun.

I wish he was mine. Oh the prospect of Trump bullying Trudeau is making me hard.

Fucking satanist bitches

thats literally treason, she could be charged

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nigga that cwc

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That's "He" user, "he" should be charged with treason.

What's the mainstream media looking like right now?

awwww sheeeit. Secret Service is gonna be creeped out when they visit Chris; it's like visiting Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

Here's a little more ammo
youtube.com/watch?v=OEDbxJ2utTw

Salty as fuck, this is brexit2.0

oh yeah i'm used to hearing this shit from sjw females, my bad

Did they ever treat that big gash on his taint?

If they didn't they might have to send in a CDC team to cordon off the area.

no worries user
WE ARE LIVING IN A NEW AGE, THE AGE OF THE SHITLORD!

Someonw make a meme of this

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Weren't they against it? It really is hard to understand leftard beliefs until you realize that they just do what's anti-white, and globalization was reframed in favor of muh pocs.

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A real American her-
Never mind.

Posting screenshots and not linking to the actual tweets so we can not harass them back. FUCK YOU!

BRAVO!

You rang?

A good article by queen of Brit/pol/ Katie Hopkins

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3919816/KATIE-HOPKINS-right-Trump-s-triumph-crushed-lefty-luvvies-useless-pollsters-multicultural-mafia-gender-Nazis-refuse-listen-regular-people-Brexiteer-thank-America.html

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Headline translation, even though no one asked:
German newspaper seems to want to declare war against America.

Webm related.

kekekekekkek

Is that Colombia, Venezuela Or Ecuador flag?

Now that's the kinda woman I can get behind.

This cunt will hang too

Brian talking to a therapist should have happened years ago

This is only going to be the first step.

All media here in Germany are exclusively state propaganda outlets. Even language-wise, "right-wing" ("rechts") is synonymous with national socialist. It is absolutely unacceptable to speak anything else other than repeating ultra-progressive slogans in public.

I'm expecting German papers tomorrow with a sense of anticipation and dread, because they're really going to dig their heels in now. (Even if Merkel already threw herself at Trump's feet in a cowardly public display on TV.)

I'd pay money to see that.

I mean, they'd have to browse through all the shit as per procedure. I'd really pay fucking money to see their faces

Ive seen sandniggers show scary movies to 3 year olds in thier family just to laugh at them. These folks lack a crucial gene.

This

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Can we get someone to make a macro of obama saying "Cool candidate, GOP, wanna bring it to the White House?"

Praise kek. Merkel is already claiming russia is trying to rig their elections, the audacity of that cunt

Best thread of my life so far.

Geting horny sickfuck?

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Not surprising at all. (((She))) would have to be fully retarded to not realize the growing anger of real Germans for her after all (((she))) did.

With Trump's victory ends the American century in Europe. From now on we must defend the western values. Also against the USA.

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Not salt but related I guess

By all means. We're expecting you.

Nigger i'm here to celebrate but you and your namefaggotry have to go back

Jeb bends the knee! :)

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What will they give birth to, hams?

Oy gevalt! Remember the 6 billion sides!

is a translation of

You know, good for you Jeb. You can be head of the Turtle Relations Department.

Thanks for the Guac to go with all of this salt.

meme it

Well at least he's being a good sport about it

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Fresh from Interpals.

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So much salt on (((BBC))) news, they're hiding their butthurt badly. Gonna die of salt poisoning soon lads

No shit, just fucking look at yourself.

From the Daily Mail

(checked)
What the fuck? Trump is in office for a few hours only and he says this shit already? Stupid nigger.

Still not taking care of his wifes daughter? I guess fucked up priorities apply to every category.

If you look closely though, it's adorable how they're so spineless in their impotent rage.

Translates to: "All right, it's down to fighting then." Note specifically the lack of a speaker/subject. It's not "And then WE'LL fight", it's "SOMEBODY has to fight.", aka some cowardly twist to cover their asses.

That's why I'll probably find little joy in German media tomorrow, it's all going to be depressingly passive-aggressive because after all, they're all just a bunch of CTR-tier uninvested paid shills.

sorry it was out of context, he was making one of those snarky pre-election predictions

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(((elijah daniel)))

kek

cHHecked for rare Ginnie

He's actually eating their ice-cream the absolute madman.

Polish? Fucking gypsy racist learn about capital letters! 🔤

This is why he will never EVER get his ads back.

No, he'll fail at that as well.

Faggots on suicide watch

markets are down because dumbass investors bet on the wrong team

You may not be able to polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

I realize how happy you all are, and so am I. Just don't forget who the opposition is - mentally deranged genderluid people of color.

Hold onto your shotguns and AKs, for they will try shit.

Reminder that twitter still can't genarate money and is still on its way out.

I have a handy map showing the true america, note how it spreads from sea to shining sea instead of being grouped in small enclaves.

Haha suicide hotline had a busy signal.

And of course Craptaku is butthurt, too

Oh god my sides are reaching escape velocity

archive.is/xnaUs#selection-2351.0-2357.62

Fuckin hell, Michigan actually went majority-red. Never thought my own state would suprise me. Not Detroit though. Of course not Detroit.

well, I fucked up.

What purpose does "halt" serve in the sentence?

Rosie and Gaga, I almost shit my pants, Kek be unto all of us Deplorables

So good to see this cunt throwing a hissy fit.

Ahahahahaha autistic degenerate Chris-Chan got himself on front page of Infowars

Yea watching all of Michigan tell Detroit to eat dicks was great. Watching DC suburbs turn my state blue still hurts though. Hopefully they all flee to Canada or get deported.

He was governor of Georgia and also a U.S. Navy nuclear engineer.

This cuck…

He can't into evolution either.

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Faggot has a point.

As an Aussie I want to make it clear we don't want your weak willed faggots that can't deal with a democratic election going against them.

.is = iceland

and now you're stuck with it
stupid fucking faggot
who are all these people who get tattoos extempore?

some much salt. salt fucking everywhere. It's making my head hurt should i take a break the salt?

Jeb can be part of the movements to bring back endangered turtles.

Anybody got a link to Jones' reaction?

poor kitty, but the point was not the crying in private thing, its bragging about it on fuckin Twitter. You didn't do that, did you?

That's exactly it. Infantilization, simple as that. Which is why men are acting like women and women like men, and both like babies.

Best part about all this is now these images can finally be turned back on every single person sobbing about this reality now. It's over .

We're not sending them there, but should any happen to land there during the free helicopter rides, I'd like to apologize in advance.

Laughing at salt is fun, but you have to mix it up with some celebration with allies, at a time like this. Enjoy your victory. Too much focus on negativity can be fatiguing.

So yea. facebook is full of faggots.

I'm a cool fag imo

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I love his science stuff but he needs to realize there are much bigger issues globally and having an anti-vac POTUS isn't as bad as TPP + Syrian intervention.

this, I want to see the moment he calmed the fuck down

Trump isn't even anti-vacc. He was correct on it by sleepy surgeon man forever ago

Rosie blocked me for some reason =^(

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That's cool man, we have heaps of open space so they shouldn't hit anything important.

God help you canada and australia with the slew of sjws coming your way demanding better treatment

I need to find Sophie Turner and fuck her dumb brains out for supporting Hilary.

Holy fuck Holla Forums, I love this. I love you all. I want greatness again.

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I hope he is flying with Malaysia Airlines

We fucking did it!
All our getts and shitposting has saved America.
PRAISE KEK

Is she naturally like that?

gr8 now I have an erection
You happy?

This is literally the Christmas morning of trolling.

Hit it with a shoe.

my reply earlier today

The ironing

This is honestly the just as big a red flag as the Bern sticker

KEK

These stupid niggers think physically leaving one country for another suddenly makes them citizens of the latter top kek. Of course these faggots don't understand the immigration process.

At one point my throat got dry and itchy from so much laughing.
Make sure to have some water nearby.

Honestly I think Australia is pretty safe, they have to live here for awhile before they can get citizenship and in that time they will learn about real racism instead of American "racism".

Exactly my thoughts.

66 percent of white women voted for Trump

FUCKING WHAT?

Holla Forums told me white women were all liberal drones jumping on niggers dicks every chance they get!?

I don't think so but she's getting bent over and schlonged..

no specific salt, but

HE WON THE WHITE WOMEN VOTE

I am so proud of our women. That's a clear rejection of the globalist, shitskin, rapefugee policy.

Together we will MAGA!

Has this filthy kike been getting salty over the election?

God, all fucking day. I made a cover story saying I voted third party at work and now I have to defend it all week. But honestly? It's their fucking vote, not yours, not anyone else's.

twitter.com/RandPaul/status/796357521552343041

lol, I'm surprised this crazy old bag of shit hasn't just killed herself this morning.

So many FB posts have "Fucking racists! I hate white people!" and not seeing the clear irony. Point it out to them and get blocked. They think the only reason he won is because of the whole "whitelash" meme despite his large support with other demographics.

No, disinfo ops did that. White women are very degenerate, but seeing a strong alpha white man take the reins after years of king niggerfaggot is getting those pussies rife for the Grabbening

One from the world of wrestling:

Just be honest unless they will really give you shit for wrong think.

It was 53%, not 66%
tdlr, we got the married, older women to vote

independent.co.uk/news/people/presidential-election-donald-trump-would-have-lost-if-bernie-sanders-had-been-the-candidate-a7406346. html
archive.is/Jo2Au

=AHAHAHAHAHAHA GOYS

DONALD TRUMP WOULD HAVE LOST IF BERNIE SANDERS HAD BEEN THE CANDIDATE
I'M LOSING IT RIGHT HERE

Oh, and I'm from Michigan. My dad informed me it would be a Trump victory. Th-thanks rural Michigan, Teamsters, and UAW.

WHITE POWER

Thats some cuck shit be proud of your support of the EMPEROR, craven.

No surprises here. Hillary was the worst possible candidate they could have chosen.

This one is finally legit all the others were actual Presidents and now so is trump

Alimony Mindset is an alt-righter. That post was a parody.

Doesn't matter! He wasn't. He didn't. Would've, should've, could've. Irrelevant. None of it exists or will ever exist.

Not quite

"halt" is one of those typically German particles like "ja", "doch", "wohl" etc. which don't exist in other languages and switch up the nuance of the sentence.
It has nothing to do with "halten".

In this case, "halt" conveys the nuance that you're out of options and make a final decision.

Dann gehen wir zu Fuß -> We'll walk then.
Dann gehen wir halt zu Fuß -> All right, looks like we'll just have to walk then.

wew

Too bad bernie had a prior arrangement with the clintons like the commie jew fuck he is :^)

That sounds exceedingly appropriate. I'm guessing this isn't the first time he's made that trip.

PIZZATIME!!! 🍕

We need a white man to fix this mess.

fresh oc in 3 different flavors

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FEAR OF SEXUAL LIBERATION
YOU'RE ALL AFRAID OF STRONG WOMEN GOYIM

Top kek

cant if he's in the cabinet hes in the line of succession the globalists are more than happy to kill many people to preserve their dominance

Kek

Live Salt:

Shillary concedes victory to Trump

Welp, forgot link.

40000 years of biological social control IS rape :^)

TERRONI DI MERDAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry, that's a few words. My bad.

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Kek. How did the polsters get it so wrong? They all predicted an easy win for Hillary. Even the exit polls were wrong. They had Hillary with a 2% win over Trump in Florida.

It was the same with Brexit.

We'll give him a non-government position caring for rare and endangered species of tortoise. I think he (and everyone else) would be much happier that way.

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I know he's done some bad things but I still want a happy ending to the Jeb story.

Look into the Oak Ridge National Laboratory here in the USA. It's great, believe me, a really fabulous facility doing the best research. THE BEST. Nobody shoots neutrons at a target like they do, nobody. And supercomputing, lemme tell you, the Chynese wish they did supercomputing like they do at ORNL.

Seriously, come here, it's nice. Enjoy the beautiful mountains, southern American culture, decent food, etc.

I kek'd

This is Like Christmas come fucking early ain't it, Fucking Great

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WEW
cuckchan still cucked

They'll be the first to go.

Not even a day in office and his immigration policy is already in full effect.

High Energy as fuck.

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Fresh from the mines.

So silly it's self-satire.

shit don't even need a policy at this point they are leaving in droves

RARE

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That image actually looks cool. Saved.

You mean all the things that SJWs ruined?

top kek

awwww yissss
thundercunt salt is the best salt

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6/10 made me chuckle
*he still gets the rope*

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That's gonna look real nice on a lampshade one day, kiddo.

I guess she would rather see the statue wearing a burqa?

What a fucking cunt.

(((HATE))) WON

kikes turned it into something where a guy masturbating into his own mouth was considered art

rap and feminist poetry

oh no I'm so disappointed my kids wont get to watch bella and the bulls

germain greer must be death rolling in her swimming pool filled with lesbian ejaculate

funny way to spell lugenpresse

he misspelled dankest

why is she saying that like it's not what we wanted the whole time?
all these leftists shouting "you elected a racist homophobic sexist!" should know that that's LITERALLY WHAT WE WANTED

thecollegefix.com/post/29853/

College newspapers, students freak out over Trump election victory

Oy vey goyim, don't you know that only Israel can be nationalistic?

Might actually be worth reading my college newspaper now.

one of the hottest things I've ever seen

You'll start looking up soon, and we need you to help MAGA.

Find some good people to help you get into a better place, try to find a redpilled white woman and start over again.

twitter.com/Lrihendry/status/796356522070704128

Is this irony?

Does anyone have that pic of Holla Forums reaching 1k posts per hour?

Threatening to kill a president-elect carries dire consequences.

I am disappointed in you, Cucktus Jack / Mancuck / Dude Cuck.

god fucking forbid

Of course not. Godfrey Elfwick is the single most woke person on the entire planet!

HOW DARE YOU FUCKING GOYIM VOTE FOR YOURSELF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT US LIKE THE CATTLE YOU ARE

Hope more of them self-deport. We never wanted you fucks here to begin with.

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I keep humming this at work….

Do you think they know pol?

At least The Rock is based.

anyone has raw footage of the riots going on at the moment?

That faggot would be executed in an Islamic country.

OY VEY! SHUT_IT_DOWN.wav

I'm not sure that has happened yet

I bet Yeb voted for Hillary.

Second one.
Too bad i missed prime time.

JUST

Bitch should ski into a tree.

That isn't science.

Maybe he should dig up his wife for a pity fuck.

All the 'poo in the loo' "art forms" are going to be gone. America is greater already.

Suck it bitch, you lost.

PLEASE CLAP

Already making America great again.

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Shouldn't we be trying to turn our enemies into allies instead of just making fun of them?

my eyes…..
There isn't enough bleach on this planet.

Not scared enough to stop virtue signalling, kek.

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nah fuk em

damnit I want to stay up and celebrate, but I have been celebrating to long. I think I am getting to old to keep up with these happenings.

They had plenty of time to realize the error of their ways.

Thunderfoot is a failed academic who couldn't make it in real industry so he invested all his prime energy into arguing about atheism and feminism with a false display of the scientific method.

It amuses me he is salty

Spot the Trump voter

That's Trump's job, not ours

Probably paying the trucker to "punch" his butt.

Come on Crooked Clinton, face the music already.

I'm getting tired of winning.

Maybe later. But after shitting on us for so long, it's time they get a little taste of their own medicine.

How did I force myself into the right universe, and how do I stay here?

kekers

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Fuck no. I shouldn't even have to explain why that is never going to happen.

nah, this is the time to ridicule and enjoy all the libtard tears. don't give them anything.

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Literal autism.

It's like whatever the results, they'll still try to blame whites for being white somehow.

Whole election is a fucking massive kafkatrap.

It's the smug Seinfeld's Elaine looking girl to the left isn't it?

No salt, no indication of what she voted. Just happy go lucky patriotic voting promotion.

One of us. One of us.

I don't think you understand.
We WON.
WON
There is not a single successful republic in history (nor empire) that succeeded by making enemies allies.
Enemies worth becoming allies will do so by their own volition. As things change, they will see the error in their claims, and the cause for the defeat.
The rest? Deserve it.
Fuck them.
The shame of being the loser is the ash that makes cucks turn into phoenixes.
Not a single strong Republican "converted" by pleading guilty and compromise, concern, empathy, or otherwise. They're in the history books because
they did what they set out to do
regardless of their opposition.
Reagen made America Christian and white again, for a time.
Eisenhower made America one of the most stable countries on the planet.
Teddy Roosevelt stood up for the people, one platform at a time. Only through continuous bastardizations of his ideals and compromise did we get the Progressives.
They didn't fucking cuck at the last second. They laughed at the hedons, corporations, or naysayers that tried to put a single incompetent foot in their way.

That's the goobergate tactic, and see how far that took them.

THIS.

Look - we've got the next two years, at least, in the House and Senate. We need to force the Republican leadership to

GET THE FUCKING ILLEGALS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY AND BUILD THE FUCKING WALL

or we're still all dead from demographic decline.

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Makes sense. I wouldn't believe the memes if it wasn't for the fact that every unmarried young adult female I know was a Hillary supporter or at least thought they both sucked and didn't vote at all. Same goes for divorced older women too. Total cunts and you can't do anything with them. Stubborn as mules, the whole lot of 'em. All the married, mentally stable women though were firmly Trump all the way through. Really makes you think.

I'm know there are good girls out there and I plan on finding one and making family great again.

Two sides of the same coin. Hate without love is cannibalistic and poisonous. Love without hate is impotent and useless.

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Not sure if she's decent anymore, but this bitch sounds like she just needs a heavy dose of cock.

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Jesus. How does a celebrity reach this level of desperation?

I can assure you, if any of those niggers declare war on USA, the first battleground will be our parliament.

I will see to that.

best girl :D

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What is it with people painting Adolf with dark brown eyes?

Traudl Junge, his last secretary often told in interviews, that people were amazed about Hitler’s blue eyes. Those who met Hitler, after the War often refer, in their reminiscences, to his remarkable pale, clear blue eyes, which many state, unequivocally, had a distinctly hypnotic quality.

Hitler’s eyes are important historically because of the mystical qualities sometimes attributed to them: followers frequently describe them as blazing, hypnotic, dominating. In objective fact, they were physically prominent – large and slightly bulging – and Hitler made a point of using them for dramatic effect. It was his practice, when meeting someone for the first time, to with what he imagined to be a penetrating gaze. Not surprisingly, this made a profound impression on many visitors, especially those who had come to the interview wanting this be their unforgettable meeting with the Führer. Others found the famous stare “opaque, dull”.

Goebbels described one of his first meetings with Adolf Hitler in the diaries he kept:

Shakes my hand. Like an old friend. And those big blue eyes. Like stars. He is glad to see me. I am in heaven. That man has everything to be king.

Leon Degrelle in his article “The Enigma of Hitler” (The Journal of Historical Review):

Hitler had deep blue eyes that many found bewitching, although I did not find them so. Nor did I detect the electric current his hands were said to give off. I gripped them quite a few times and was never struck by his lightning.

Sefton Delmer of the Daily Express wrote on February 23rd, 1933:

By a detour we next reached a part of the building which was actually in flames. Firemen were pouring water into the red mass. Hitler watched them for a few moments, a savage fury blazing from his pale blue eyes.

Karl Ludecke, who published a book called “I knew Hitler”, wrote the following about the first time that he heard Hitler speak:

Hitler was a slight, pale man with brown hair parted to one side. He had steel-blue eyes…he had the look of a fanatic…he held the audience, and me with them, under a hypnotic spell by the sheer force of his conviction.

Ernst Franz Sedgwick Hanfstaengl was a Harvard-educated German businessman who was an intimate of Adolf Hitler before falling out of favor and defecting. In his article in Collier’s, August 4, 1934, “My Leader” tells how he got to know and serve Hitler for whom he has greatest admiration.

Then Drexler introduced Adolf Hitler. He didn’t look very impressive standing there in repose. That is, until you noticed his eyes. He had clear blue eyes and in them there was neither guile nor fear. There was honesty; there was sincerity; there was a hint of scorn.

Martha Dodd writes in her book “Through Embassy Eyes”:

The first glance left me with a picture of a weak, soft face, with pouches under the eyes, full lips and very little bony facial structure. The mustache didn’t seem as ridiculous as it appeared in pictures – in fact, I scarcely noticed it; but I imagine that is because I was pretty well conditioned to such things by that time. As has often been said, Hitler’s eyes were startling and unforgettable – they seemed pale blue in color, were intense, unwavering, hypnotic.

Certainly the eyes were his only distinctive feature. They could contain fury and fanaticism and cruelty; they could be mystic and tearful and challenging. This particular afternoon he was excessive, informal, he had a certain quiet charm, almost a tenderness of speech and glance.

Hundreds of other, similar quotes are to be found in mainstream Hitler biographies. From John Toland to Alan Bullock, historians agree: Hitler had blue eyes.

Throwing women under the bus again! Globalization is pushed in every college lib class, and it needs to die.

Trump won't even be in office until January. These cucks come pre-salted.

These libshits and kikes castigate us for voting in our own self interests. Thats an open admission that voting for the left is against our interests. Our political system is just a giant charity for mudshits. How enticing is that? I cant imagine why white people are shying away from you.

Most white people just want to live a normal middle class life and support their children. Thats it. That is literally all we want. But according to kikes and dems, we just cant have that. Because our first priority is funneling our money to sluts and mudskins, so they can outbreed us. And this is why, one day, we are going to dump all your corpses into an unmarked grave somewhere.

If she admitted she voted Trump vindictive Kikes would do their utmost to end her career. Same with Brady.

Underrated kek

The liberals gave Trump his victory when they slandered Sanders and cheated him out of his nomination.

I'm about to bend down and whisper "No."

No, the Jews have accepted the echo on twitter to show these evil Kek worshippers.
They are really pathetic.

Screencapping your post, nigga, because truer words have never been spoken.

OY VEY THAT AWFUL, WHITE FAMILY! HOW TERRIBLE!

She was never decent. And she's gotten plenty of dick throughout her life and she still ended up this way. And it's not by accident. People like her are shit before and they stay shit. Only difference is the shit ages, dries out and turns crumbly. Before when she was fresh shit, she would be able to convince starving morons that it wasn't actually shit but really a Baby Ruth or something and get them to bite.

Venezuela, see the stripes all having the same size.

Remind me if I'm wrong, but didn't markets go down after Obongo was elected as well?

Last night was hard.
Now I'm on my way to Canada
Fuck you bitches

ARCHIVE NIGGER. You must archive, especially in cases like this.

archive.is/JniRd

does this rounded face cunt keep shitposting still?

thats a 4/10 body at best

It's such a simple concept too. It's not complicated at all.

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bring any kind of shit down on all these other no names but leave chris out of this. he's ours to be milked get your own.

t. /cow/

Anybody got some good Rick Wilson tweets? He banned me when I called his grand"child" an niglet.

She's nearing her fifties m8 and looks better than vast majority of 20-year-olds in Murrica I'm sure.

Dune

Think of all the minorities/ whities are racist fucks who need to be purged
WHAT!!

Have you considered a career in medicine? Your claimed ability to cure neurological disorders with words would be revolutionary.

Allied propaganda. Blame Time Magazine.

lulz

dune, spice. lmao

Nein Danke I will happily take syrians over redditors

haha!

wonkette.com/608425/go-fuck-yourself-america

This is why I think getting therapy is a fucking waste of time. You are essentially paying someone to listen to you and inflate your ego.

Not even considering that evidently they let anyone into Germany and stuff them full of other people's euros.

Punctuation, spacing. These things matter you mook

but they'll blame everything else for the loss besides this

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Get the fuck out of the country then. I wish those fags would stick to their words.

I made your list more inclusive, you shitlord.

Of course she is because of the shit you told her.

But you dindt tell her about this I bet

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Report that shit to the FBI.

tips.fbi.gov

Milo living out his tyler durden fantasies in full

he has a point though, the presstitutes are jumping ship like rats, they have never been outed quite as badly as today, worldwide. The little bit of trust very naive people still have in legacy media has just been irreversably eroded.

That was the definition of being butthurt

He gets high on making fun of stupid people, yet he fell for the media's anti-Trump propaganda, what an imbecile.

Expect the glorious moment when King Nigger and "wife" are going to give away the official POTUS and FLOTUS twitter accounts to the Don and Melania, respectively

The amount of people unfollowing AND announcing their unfollows, along with getting DOUBLE SHITPOSTING SOURCES from Trump is going to provide salt for years to come.

"Michelle's" face when.

Oh god. To have a first lady who isn't a sheboon.

No, they are traitors and deserve everything they get.

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And she's actually beautiful and feminine. Feels good man.

I need to sip on some fatton pozwalt tears! what about bill mahr? jimmy kimmel? cher? there's so much salt I don't know where to begin, I'm over stimulated!

I was so happy just to see that beautiful white family on stage last night. It was worth staying up late.

Good genes.

The conservatives turned away from the heavily biased media long ago. If the lefties leave them out of anger as well we will start seeing these companies fall apart.

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We knew it was coming, and I am smug as fuck about it, and will continue to be for a very long time.

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I wish America was the place these faggots think it is.

The one with the Harris hat on the right should be brit/pol/ ;^)

why not both

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF TRUMP'S TWEETS WILL BE ARCHIVED IN THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, FOREVER

Nope. Screw them. Their degeneracy will come to an end.

What was Obama's experience???

you better fucking believe

this is glorious

this limey faggot was against brexit, as well. fuck him.

She looks fucking fine.
What a shame.

Knee status: BENT

I'm pretty sure that's one of us user. His profile picture is a picture of chen

The Secret History OF Twin Peaks

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Guess Trump was right chicks really want to be just grabbed by the pussy.

Well thats what happens when an alpha takes over again, they basically didnt have a choice.

And so can an islamist enabler married to a Trany who didnt keep one of his promises.

Welcome to the country of oppertunity.

Or people say they vote against WW III and selling the country out to muds.

Make America rope again.

Yeah propably to punch your butt, but if you want a punch to the face Ido it for free.

→>>8161929

Yes we are

Like dems care, infact they prefer it that way

You should have, you really should have added to the basket so that would have won even bigger

Yeah you played to many vidya at the distance you need to place a shot at the president you have to aim for the body.

I am sure he isn't going to regret this.

Now I am disapointed how did he fell for the MSM anti Trump shit so hard

Yeah those fucking white people who country you came too. BTW waht passport is that?

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I still can't believe it. I came from work 4 hours ago and all I've been doing is collecting salt.
Honestly, it has been a long time since I laughed and smiled this much.

Childless, single men who masturbate to anime actually changed the course of history.

Praise Kek

so many wews, does anybody have a wew webm

Surprised Chelsea Handler didn't come out as "rape" victim of Trump, she fucked as many guys as that porn whore Jessica Drake

They're not "the worst enemy" but they're still a strong enemy and an amazing weapon against White Men.

that's a rare trump

Hey Dobson, you remember when the Administration of "the best president ever" backed Neo-Nazis in Ukraine? Of course you don't, that was two years ago, it's too far to remember.
archive.is/9iucX

Or do you remember when "the best president ever" deported 2 million immigrants? Of course not, it's also old news.
archive.is/pJpvA

etc.

Intelligent get married, get kids, and grow old happy surrounded by people they love and who love them.

Degenerate niggerfuckers with feminism-glasses kill themselves at 30 or turn into Lena Dunham.

👍👍👍

Anyone gonna tweet Samuel. L Jackson and ask him when he'll fuck off to South Africa?

>SALUTO AL DVCE

soon pls.

This is incredible, it's like I can just graze Twitter with a finger and salt will come out. I am so glad to be alive right now

who is that tight litte traitor with the sneeki barely concealed grin on her face, I MUST KNOW

she looks like she secretly voted trump and fingerbanged herself afterwards to thoughts of her friends disgust

BRUTAL

Good fucking lord

Milo

:^)))

Did I do good?

ANOTHER BRUTAL

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Look at the sandnigger's name, his parents were probably "refugees" who just shat themselves into a white country and just stayed there.

you can type in a random letter and are almost guaranteed large sodium deposits, its pretty fucking glorious but its untenable; how long can this hold until sodium value bottoms out

bold, we shall see if it plays out

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10/10
Dubs confirm.
I wish they'd all be deported.

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I have what you need my friend.

my country's unique turtle species are close to extinction, maybe i should call the president to re-open the ports for poor jeb.

tfw lefties have the rarest trumps

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

I hope to fuck there's an interview with that man shortly.

Has Kanye West reacted to this yet?
I passionately want to see that little bitch cry.

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We'd do well to be wary about Kanye. Scott Adams did brand him a master persuader, and he's got himself a little track record now.

Yeah, why don't you ask me. Let me tell you about my free education. Let me tell you about my tribe money. Let me tell you about my guarenteed loans.

I am privledged as fuck to be honest. Just because the rest of my tribe is a bunch of lazy alky faggots that sits on their asses drinking mouthwash and blaming the white man for not having the world handed to them on a silver plate doesn't mean I am.

TRUMP
R
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We have new salt material for

MY FUCKING SIDES!

this shit is just too fucking much. This year is a miracle

wrong image. my bad

The kikes are out in force

They really are genetically mentally ill.

Can only imagine the garbage they've told her in order to destroy her psyche. These people need to be put in institutions.

Good the kike should be

SWEDES HATE HIM

boy does this one tweet cut right to the heart of it all or what

Markets are green today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I can taste the salt :^)

YEAR OF THE FIRE MONKEY BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE

Watch this one weird trick to getting your country back from lobbyist and foreign powers

She was in Children of God as a kid. She was probably raped into crazy during her childhood.

So, we get any salt from Rick Wilson, Bill Kristol, or Glenn Beck yet? I need some high quality salt from those 3.

Vaffanculo, noi supportiamo Trump più di voi.

Ma chissenefrega, dopo l'America, rendiamo l'Italia grande di nuovo!

o/ o/ o/ o/

It's 'Football', fucking ignorant degenerate puftas.

ESPICEEE MEETABAL

but the term Soccer came first.

Vaffanculo means fuck you i think
I had an italian fascist m8 he was ok but kinda weird

Every last one of them into the oven

I've been smiling all fucking day.

That's not salt, it's satire, I think.

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Holy shit, I never even considered that for a moment. But now that's it's been brought up, I'm definitely game. There are so many benefits to removing niggers from white society that I actually unironically want it now. Thanks for the great idea, liberals!

Savage! Checked and kekked.

Great job user

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But who shot them? The answer will surprise you.

probably after she's done getting piped by three black guys

Somebody please switch around the l and a in Slate. I would, but loonix and basically I'm retarded.

FTFY, Bob.

this is getting muh dick hard. All things controlled by jews attacked Trump with everything they had and it STILL wasn't enough. Keks magic is fucking REAL!

4 years in paint.

Go away, schlomo

Search #amerikkka and #whitelash for good times.

Whenever Bob tries to make a depressing comment he always manages to lift my spirits.

The idea of aging feminists never seeing a women president in their whole life is fucking hilarious.

excellente