A personal appeal from millions of Canadians:

If you guys are sending us those cunts can I have my citizenship fast tracked? I convinced a tonne of people to vote for Trump.

They're leaving on their own.

You'll have to build a wall.

This.
LET BORDERS BE BORDERS.

US SJWs with no actual qualifications (meaning 99,9% of them) will never be able to get citizenship in Canada. It's total fantasy.

Force them to swim across the pond or jump over the southern wall.

This entire week I got these gems:

How many children are going to get raped by Islam before these faggots get a reality check?

It's actually hard to immigrate to Canada if you're from a first world country.

You gotta own a business. There is a loophole where you can hire workers (family) from other countries and make them citizens.

They've also cracked down on the "rich immigrant" angle because the Chinese were exploiting the fuck out of it.

What is the percentage of Canada that is owned by ching chongs now?

SEND THEM TO MEXICO INSTEAD

Now everyone's happy, even the Mexicans since they'll have some whitey to parasitize off.

that's true though, we memed it and everything

Don't worry, the Government of Canada Immigration website crashed. Looks like SJWs and Lena Dunham DDoS'd it.

They get pretty much everything we mine. All our cheap Walmart / Doller store shit. We need to make better trade deals, we need to MCGA…

doesnt have the same ring to it…

Honestly, it's because I hate Hillary and Trump that I wouldn't mind moving to somewhere else. Why would I want to be in a country whose best and brightest for their election is a war criminal and a reality tv star and which also have Kanye West running next time against said reality tv star.

Lemme taste those tears faggot

mmmmmmm

Why don't you move six fee underground, I hear they have cushy rooms and nice wooden walls.

Kanye won't run, he lost all his money making $1,000 Adidas trackzoots. Niggers can't into /fa/shit

Reported

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Canada votes contrarian. Harper did a shit job from any perspective… he brought in mass immigration, he was corrupt as fuck, he didn't do anything to stop social progressives, he followed small government free trade open borders crap… Harper was the epitome of a cuckservative, nobody on the left or the right liked him.

So of course Canada voted liberal just to get Harper to fuck off. I work in a skilled trade and I don't know anybody who likes Trudeau, but we had to get Harper out. Trudeau will probably get himself kicked out next election cycle too.

I wish, but of course that would require them to be around actual brown people.

you're the one who's going to be crying when 4 years from now there are still more Mexicans than before.

You sent US Celine Dion, we send you Hillary supporters. It's only fair.

I am in Canada and I never had any interest in going to the states, but now I want to move there and grow my small business.

#MAGA

Your fault for voting in Cuckdeu.

Kick him out then we can talk.

BUILD THE WALL ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BORDER

You're right holy shit
ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-s-immigration-website-crashes-on-election-night-1.3152231

==BUILD THE WALL ON BOTH BORDERS== makes more sense in retrospect

Maybe you should build your own wall, faggots

It can't be helped, sorry Cancucks, we'll liberate you soon.

Maybe some Canadian patriots will form militas and go after some celebrities who want to come here. I want to see if I can interrogate Miley Cyrus into admitting she is not the real Miley Cyrus and the real one is dead.

Don't worry OP we are sending the shitlibs where we are sending everyone else into the oven

With regards from America and Aus.

Maybe you should

BUILD A WALL

……….but we are not paying for it, get the chinks to do it

Prepare for the housing crisis and the fast approaching job crisis soon my fellow canukistanians.

Erm both are already here for a lot of areas.

This, tell them to go to Mexico if they love immigrants and diversity so much. Offer them to bring their ideas of diversity to Mexico. Fuck off, we're full.

You and me man.

assuming they take asians

this tbh

Trudope won't take them. Most of them are white

Don't send them to Sweden, they will overflow and spread into Norway!

Suggestion on how to deal with an overflow of liberals.

Oh, I am too busy basking in the salt and tears right now. Canada wont get shit, and if we do, they will flood the streets of shithole cities likes Vancouver, Edmonton, Toronto and Calgary. I don't give a fuck. Bring them the fuck on. It will just push the people that matter even harder.

NOW WE AWAKE

You're gonna be invaded pretty soon anyways fam.

You need an actual legitimate trade of value as well as a job lined up in a legitimate Canadian business to have even the slightest chance of immigrating, and social justice blogger is not actually considered a trade, no matter what Trudeau might have you believe. Fleeing from your own election doesn't qualify you for refugee status either.

On the plus side, the value of unwed Canadian virgins just fucking skyrocketed, but even that has at least a 6 month waiting period.

turdeau won't take them, they're white

Has Trudeau officially congratulated Trump or worried about losing his voters.

He hasn't said anything and won't, he is probably too high right now.

Also this.

IF YOU DON’T WANT THEM, YOU’D BETTER JOIN THE UNITED STATES FUCKING QUICK

Sorry Canada, you could have joined us, now you must suffer.

They can't come here, we have really tight immigration laws. Unless you are a chink or war "refugee"

To be fair, unless you're a shitskin, you have to be pretty rich to emigrate to Canada

Is this actually true or just another meme? I was under the impression that Canada has no standards for who they let in as long as they are more potential votes for people like the weedman.

One of my Canadian friends just told me she's worried Trump will hurt the Canadian economy because Canada is so reliant on NAFTA.
Isn't this Trudeau's fault instead of Trump's? Shouldn't the PM be doing something to help Canada? Or can Trump actually help Canada somehow?

Why not? They're your people.

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Seconded my maple brother. The more the cities get pozzed, the whiter the rural areas become. And they're already very white.

Weed man's stock has fallen pretty quickly based on conversations I've had. People are missing Harper for fuck's sake. Trump's win is only going to push us farther right.

MCGA

Actually sounds kinda Canadian, like McGinty or McKenzie

Best option, they'll just get murdered by cartel members.

Canada has some sort of special entry for shitskins. There are also many tax breaks for businesses and companies hiring shitskins. Plus they will work for less compared to a white person, though this is slowly becoming less true and some companies are starting to hire white people.
A single shitskin isn't rich, but they move here in the dozens. Like 5-6 to a single apartment, then they eventually buy houses that fit even more of them.

Fellow cucknadian here. My family is being retarded about Trump winning. My dad thinks Trump is a sexist pig because he bought into the fake rape allegations, and my brother thinks he's a white supremacist neo nazi. I've tried explaining that the rape allegations cam right after the locker room banter tapes came out so they were obviously bullshit. I have yet to explain to them how we just avoided a war with Russia though. Anyway fuck this gay country. I would gladly switch places with some dumb cuck who wants to leave US for Canada. The job market in Canada is fucking shit anyway, at least in my province.

How is your city doing?

Too major cities or city like populace.

I just am trying to think of a Candidate, or what party can be radically changed to fit Nationalism and pro white memes.

Also, can't watch Survivorman anymore.

GG.

In terms of what? General reaction to Trump?

Just living in a city is your own fucking fault.

Trump should institute a citizen exchange program. Right wing Canadians (in American terms) to the USA for American leftists.

Don't worry, moose bros. These liberals love their comfortable American lives and we're just virtue signalling. None of them will be moving to Canada.

Well I'm in NL, so most rural places are filled with inbred retards. I either need to move to a better province or get a work visa for the US.

That's absolutely not true. It's simply anti-white propaganda to claim that rural whites commonly engage in incest. Why would you repeat such nonsense?

When America sends in their people, they're not sending their best. They're sending Americans that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those people to us. They're bringing Socialism, they're bringing Communism. They're Journalists and Celebrities. And some I assume are good sheeple.

Because I've dealt with them. I'm mainly referring to the people known here as "skeets". I'm definitely being too harsh though. I'm sure I could find a rural town that has good people in it.

Just cause your one family is fucking retarded, doesn't represent the rest. Get fucked and move to Mexico or shut the fuck up and fight back.

OP, I've been thinking about it, and I think we need to let them in.

I was as appalled as you were, at first, but I think we can make this work. If nothing else, the white population here can start coming back from the brink.

Calgarian detected.

I think you have the wrong white group in your mind. Do you really want more progressive people in canada?

Also, don't ever post the commiee shit "canadian" flag ever if you want to call yourself a real Canadian.

Not even close, I don't live even close to any major city. Faggot.

Inbred was the wrong word to use. see

Low IQ individuals aren't necessarily the result of incest. Inbreeding hasn't been common in the West since the Catholic Church banned cousin marriages in the early Middle Ages.

hbdchick.wordpress.com/

It's not difficult at all to avoid inbreeding.

westhunt.wordpress.com/2015/07/03/inbreeding/

It's common for urban whites to look down at rural whites, and to consider them "inbred". It isn't true in the American South and it isn't true in Newfoundland either. Unique accents and dialect aren't evidence of inbreeding.

There may be a slight rural/urban divide in terms of IQ as the most intellectually changeling jobs are usually found in the cities, but that's another topic entirely.

How about we annex Alberta?

Please fucking do, maybe we can actually get our fucking oil out of this FUCKING MONEYPIT OF A COUNTRY.

The province that requires teachers to address students as "comrade"?

foxnews.com/world/2016/11/02/canadian-teachers-union-lets-call-students-comrades-and-stage-drag-shows-in-school.html

When will people accept that there is no conservative, right-wing part of Canada?

Don't worry Canada. The memes of heaven grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine.

#deportingmyself

Make sure to guide them South. They wouldn't like it up here. Way too many white males.

pls no, it was a protest vote we promise.

Really though, Alberta will be ripe for a hard right the likes of which has never been seen in Canada. Just you wait.

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There is six different unions in Alberta for teachers, this one is a laughing stock. Nice defeatist meme though, you can go to Mexico now.

I wish we could threaten convince them to leave.

That and

KEK

Trudeau will accept every fucking nigger, shitskin, and a pic to come here and be safe from Trump. Please annex Alberta, trump.

I shouldn't have used the word inbred, I wasn't really meaning it literally, I was just referring to skeets. Skeets are basically the niggers of Newfoundland. Anyway you guys have broke my conditioning, I'm sure there are probably some nice rural towns in Newfoundland that have generally good people. Disregard my previous posts I'm a faggot.

But Alberta has Canadian oil. Without that Canada will be Australia 2.0.

Why are they called Skeets?

I am sure the Chinese will love that.

Not quite sure. I think it either means a waste of sperm, or it's "skid" with a Newf accent.

I've said from the start that Trump and Trudeau should negotiate a citizen exchange program. I as a conservative canadian would like to live in Trump's America, so I can swap places with a liberal American who wants Trudeau's progressive utopia. Minimal paperwork. Everyone is happy.

That is all I am waiting for is when Trump and Turdnugget sit down for the one on one.

They are sending themselves.

I guess you have to build a wall, but you won't.

Calgaryfag here,

With the glorious erection of the God Emperor at out backs, it is time that we look to the future and start working towards MAKING CANADA GREAT AGAIN.
We now have hope again: Nationalism is on the rise. People are getting tired of being ZOG puppets. Right-wing parties are popping up and gaining support all over the place. We must start spreading the seeds of such a movement among our own people. From this day forth, it is your duty to speak the truth in conversation. It is your duty to start showing your own brothers the way. No more politeness, no more political correctness, no more apologies. It will be a slow and tedious task, but we know now more than ever, ANYTHING IS DOABLE! All the progressive libshits have had that smug fucking smirk wiped off their faces, and once the average Joe sees just how much better life is getting for their American brothers, they will start shifting their perspective as well.

MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN

lol this.

libs need to go to third world countries.

Hey Canada serious question

What are the most and least SJW infested cities of Canada?

I'm guessing most is like Toronto…

pic related

Oooh, that's precious.
#headingsouth

Any major city, provincial capitals and surrounding areas. Smaller the city the more normal the people are. Rural areas are the best besides the odd people like which every province has.

Guys I am an underwater Salvage/Welder can I immigrate to America? I want to do my part to make America Great Again.

Build concentration camps like you did during WW II for the japanese or use the old ones you have and throw them in there until you can deport them back to their country of origin.
PS we are not taking them back so throw them in the bog

They're going to send themselves,
Sorry

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Roof Koreans are like kryptonite to a nigga. Besides; with quads like that who can stop you?

I was in Internet Aristocrat's stream last night It was him or filter man, and someone from Canada called in. I think they said "If Trump wins I've got no reason not to become an American at this point." I would like to formally invite any right wing Canadians asylum in our country. It was razor thin in a few areas, and we could really use a non-malevolent demographic shift to make sure the left doesn't restart these same damn games after Trump's term(s) is (are) up. If you guys do decide to come down here, please move into key areas to throw the power balance into our hands.

maybe you Canadians should read this thread and try to put two and two together
also consider the idea of California being divided into two states

But now America IS getting weed and Canada ISNT getting weed. So maybe they'll stay for the weed?

Application denied.

Oh no, please do. Send them all to Toronto. I want to laugh.

Welcome to Sverige

Canadian Holla Forumsacks are so progressive and tolerant considering Jews white, we'll be sure to send them right to you friend :^)

Source of pic?

How the hell do those nips know about ring-pops!?

I haven't been to one major city that wasn't a liberal shithole. Toronto and Ottawa are the worst. I don't know about Alberta though.

Depends. If the Americans do flood Canada, you can expect wages to be push lowered with more competition for jobs.
One of the more unsettling things about Canada is that 75% of our exports go to the US.

If Trump goes through with his plan of bringing jobs back to the US, there could be repercussions for Canada.

However, we also want the Americans to be rich so they would buy more from us.
So it's a mixed relationship that you wouldn't know what happens until it happens.

Lucky fucking Americans. You get trump and we get cuckdeau. Annex us now before all your stupid libs migrate here and propagate the failure that is our government.

Try to convince him that he is that and that that is a good thing.

…or don't, I'm Canadian, and there is creepy shit going on right now today. I'm getting shunned really bad and getting barely concealed threats from angry Canadian leftists that know I supported Trump.

Our only hope would be the Tories.
Do any of the candidates for leader seem appropriate?

THIS

WE DON'T WANT THEM EITHER

SEND THEM INTO THE SEA

But if America tries to invade, I'll fight back. I may have supported Trump, but fuck if I'll be a cuck to my country.

Dagashi Kashi, it's worth watching just for the virgin superslut known as Hotaru.

I hear Maxime Bernier is pro-gun, debate is tonight according to CBC.

Americans are cowards. You just elected this guy, retards. Why the fuck should Toronto get an influx of violent gun-toting tightasses just because they can't cope with losing?

Go to Mexico and stay there.

Quebecois here.
I agree. Nuke Montreal. Only it's anglo, nigger, muslim and jew votes prevented us from winning the referendum.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL - Sincerely, Australia

who the fuck would want to go to australia? refugees might actually be less of criminals

Our "refugee" concentration camps are actually pretty full right now

Add halifax and the railroads.

Trudeau said he would take in all the refugees that Trump wouldn't. How the fuck do we stop this guys?

I have been thinking for a while about randomly responding to kijiji ads in random cities in Canada with a calculated message warning about what is happening to western Europe. I am talking about doing this 200+ times a night.

I think its time us Canadians take things into our own hands.
gofundme.com/canadian-border-wall-and-patrol

We get a PM who only got in because of who his father was. They get a billionaire business man.

Hey Canada

You have resources, use them.

pic fucking related

GET YOUR PROVINCE TO SECEDE FROM CANADA AND JOIN THE UNION

Pick one and only one.

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1. You’re talking about liberals, dipshit.
2. You already have millions of chinks and dune coons in Toronto.

Have any other leafanons noticed this?
>No one believes Hillary is evil

It feels bad as fuck, man. You can't even redpill on anything beyond the molecular level because they all look at you like you're crazy. I know Canadians are different than Americans, but this is just too fucking different. How come no one but me (in my area) can grasp this? I mean beyond my Holla Forums attendance. The old folks should at least have an inkling about how badly our society has gone down the wrong path. Maybe if my grandfather was still alive, I could talk to him, but he died in the early 90s.

I feel like a time-traveller stranded in the past, saying "Well, no, actually, washing regularly is a GOOD thing" to people wallowing in mud. And the people wallowing in the mud are laughing at me for being a retard when everyone knows that only a healthy layer of dirt keeps the illness-demons at bay.

I think this right for this occasion.
Enjoy Canada!
youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1e-_Yr6PM

This is not a bad idea. I've always wanted to connect Alaska to the mainland, and concentrating all the libs in one place makes it easier to quarantine.

I think every Canadian on pol has noticed this. There is some sort of collective psychosis gripping this shithole of a country. The only hope now is daily jihadist attacks on Canadian soil or a sharp surge in abhorrent crimes. I dont know what else can save this country because there is no Trump like figure on the horizon for us and even if there was no one would vote for him despite knowing how far down the hole Canada is.

There are some uncucked people in british columbia, user, don't despair. Some of my canuck friends and their families there were drinking themselves to sleep in celebration because they hated shillary so much. Don't despair!

Get out of the (((cities)))

Won't matter. It didn't matter in England and it won't matter here. Faggots like Dildeau will just keep throwing hugs and money at the problem instead of removing kebab. Hell, I'd settle for slowing kebab at this point in the fucking game. He's going to dump a shitload of poz on us.

Did Justin ever come up in any of the emails, guys? I'd love to know if he makes a habit of state visits that include hotdogs and pingpong.

I'm in Alberta, man. If there's one province that SHOULD be shooting their pistols in the air and waving their cowboy hats in celebration, it's us. Except we fucked up and voted commie in the last election as a protest vote against liberal faggotry and PC money-grubbers. Now we have NDP money-grubbing faggots.

Wife wants to move to a fucking acreage, but in her woman-mind that means owning a horse and getting back to nature. To me it means shitty internet, constant allergies, and a metric fuckton of yardwork…including shoveling horse shit. I wouldn't mind moving to a smaller town, but I'm afraid my kids will fall into the all-too-common activities of "drinking yourself blind" and "getting pregnant out of wedlock."

I used to love my city, but it's more pozzed than Liberace's corpse, now.

RIGHT HEMISPHERE DEATH QUADS

This loser-mentality needs to stop. Fleeing your own country because it's horrible, leaving your countrymen and family to deal with it is a cowards way of life.

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I know this feel user. My friends are literally losing their shit over this election, calling Trump a racist, sexist, a good for nothing populist and all kinds of names

>I bet you'd go in any locker room be it male or female, you'd hear similar things. You think this kind of behavior is worse than Hillary's husband who openly cheated on her while he was in office? Besides, why did all the women he allegedly raped waited YEARS to speak out?

Then you try to tell them about the millions of dollars that were pumped into Hillary's campaign by the corporations and multinationals to get favors once the TPP was going to materialize. Again, same blank faces. It's like everybody's being raised by a fucking TV nowadays it's sickening.
Here's a nice post

Shut out America's fleeing 'left wing' entertainers and 'weirdos' from Canada: Don Cherry

archive.is/RbdsR

Oh, amen to that. The wife keeps saying something about "If he's such a good businessman, why did he declare bankruptcy three times?" I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about. If I had to guess, it's about some small investments of his going into bankruptcy, but fucked if I know where to even begin asking that.

Never mind. Just as was about to hit the reply button, I realized QTDDTOT will do nicely.

yeah, shit's bad desu

Based Don. We need more Canadian celebs to say this.

like it or not, he has been quite successful in running shit, seeing as he is, well, pretty fucking successful. people don't become rich like that by doing poorly.

Yes, please god don't send them. As much as I LOVE that you elected Trump, the whining up here has gone from hilarious to fucking annoying at this point. I don't need all the cucks moving up just to cuck us farther.

I will always be sad that Don Cherry isn't my grandfather. When he eventually dies, I'm going to be a wreck. Genuinely a good man who actually cares about Canada. I bet that if Canada was less cucked and he ran for PM, he may win in the way Trump did by delivering bantz and triggering the FUCK out of pussies.

UPDATE: I looked it up. If the sources can be trusted, he took advantage of bankruptcy laws to keep himself from getting totally fucked in bad ventures. It's a little on the greasy side, but the fact that he took advantage of laws to keep himself out of the worst of it has to mean something. Maybe he can get the US out of the deeper end of Bush & Barry's pool of deficit shit.

Well man, American leftists would be considered radical nationalistic fascist nazi misogynist islamophobic right wing bigots in Cucknada. It is going to be an improve.

I guess I'm the lucky one. Dad and I are chuckling every hour at the liberal tears being shed. We're really hoping Trump follows through on his promises, it'll be a wonderful next four years if he does. I'm also hoping one of our nationalist parties gains more traction because of this.

First they get off their asses and start actually advertising their existence. The only parties registered to vote for are predominantly commies! It's awful!

I don't know if there is such a thing as least infested. But Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal are all hives of scum and villainy.

Damn you user, you reminded me of my opa. He was in the Wehrmacht and managed to survive WW2, dealt with all kinds of hardship to move here, then had a falling out with the family so I never got to speak with him before he died.

it's okay OP, to American and Canadian libcucks the only places they think are actually Canada is Hongcouver and Toronto.

And that's great…except those are two of the three cities that always give us trouble when election time comes around.

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