ELECTION THREAD 12

What are the chances that California get painted red?
What are the chances that we can meme it into existence?

politico called it

you know they're being told to sit on it

IOWA HAS GONE RED

Fuck these kikes the future is ours!!!

VICTORY

Voted Trump in Cali assuming it would go solid blue, but tonight has been a total shock so far.

LEAFS BRACE YOURSELVES

CANADIAN IMMIGRATION WEBSITE HAS BEEN OVERLOADED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Iowa is leaning Trump now

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Fucking leftist faggots don't realize how hard and expensive it is to immigrate to Canada.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST YEAR EVER

Fucking weed will be legal and ammo won't. Fuck my state.

Of course Iowa is red, the red parts were just late reporting.

WALL STREET KIKES KVETCHING, STOCKS FALLING

Holly fug is this the new justed face?

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South Cali or North?

EVEN FUCKING WASHINGTON IS GOING RED
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

praise kek

WASHINGTON IS IN PLAY I REPEAT WASHINGTON IS IN PLAY

MEME MAGIC

I don't get it. Why are cucks all around the world so scared of an isolationist America? I'm not a burger BTW, all my friends from college are wishing for Clinton to win without even being able to articulate why, or straight up lie about why she would be better. They actually think that Trump will nuke everyone for the smallest slight on Twitter. Fucking fags.

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Have no fear

that is truly magical

PRAISE KEK

THIS WOULD BE YUUUUUUGE

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MAGA

I thought this was funny

I think Massachusetts did the same?

I'm seeing a lot of red in CA boys!
MAGA
MAGA

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Canadian here. Sending my maple energy to President Trump.

WE ARE LEADING IN PENNSYLVANIA
WE ARE LEADING IN PENNSYLVANIA
WE ARE LEADING IN PENNSYLVANIA
WE ARE LEADING IN PENNSYLVANIA

electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW#

Dream the fuck on.

-user from NorCal

WEW

NIGHT STATUS: HELD BACK

Fuck you I'm memeing this into existence.
PAINT CALI RED WITH THE LEFTIST BLOOD

too bad 90% of the population lives in those tiny blue spots

Fucking Sacramento county.

I'm gonna slap every fucking hipster I see in midtown tomorrow.

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Why is this thread so dead?

mfw cali turns red

FUCK
Fucking dude weed faggots I hate this state sometimes. Hope that stupid gun ban doesn't pass I was just about to buy my first rifle.

not anymore it seems

Well, I know Trump got at least four more votes from my family. It sucks living in California so much…

SoCal.

actually im not sure nvm

I'll join you. It's about 10 minutes from my place. Bring a bat.

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And Michigan and Pennsylvania haven't gone Republican since 1988

dubs confirm, the only way CA is going red…

IS THE HARD WAY

Trump is 8k ahead.

Well then, that is something

Better luck next time Hillary, i mean you wouldn't be the first person to run for president from jail.

Shitskin here giving all my meme magic powers for Trump from halfway across the world.

WISCONSIN CALLED

WE WILL WIN

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wafag here…..good god I didn't even imagine it could be possible…. If this based (outside seattle ofc) state goes red I think I might die of dehydration from the sheer tears of joy…

WAFAG KEK WORSHIPPING POWERS UNITE FOR THE EMPORER

MICHIGAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!

FOX JUST CALLED WISCONSIN FOR TRUMP
ITS OGRE

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it's passing

FLORIDA FINALLY

Watching Fox News eight now, can't wait to see Megyn Kelly try and hide her sadness when Trump is announced President-Elect.

My vote was good Holla Forums
MAGA

This was the attorney general vote, I didn't do enough research to pick a candidate

CNN is still in denial.

Better believe it

I'm making a collage of random twitter salt I come across, I'll keep updating it throughout the night

lol what are the pollsters smoking

Codemonkey is a fucking faggot and he'll be detecting my cum flooding in his ass if this post doesn't go through the first time.

Rural counties tend to deliver quick counts, and Washington is basically a red state attached to Seattle, with Seattle having a substantial population advantage, forcing it to blue.

SALT

That's going to be a big fucking collage.

MOST OF SOMALILAND ALREADY REPORTED
COME ON MINNESOTA
YOU MAY BE SWEDECUCKS, BUT KEK DAMN IT YOU'RE MY SWEDECUCKS

TRUMP IS LEADING 238 vs 209
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

FLORIDA

forgot pic

Remember to remind them that they are white cis scum when you reject them at the border!

HOW IS WASHINGTON BLUE?

CHECKT

i wonder what kind of waifu i'll get

Don't worry fam, Hillary got this

Cuckolds

They're trying to hurry up Clinton back to speed, but its useless Trump is too far ahead.

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING, SINGING THE SONGS OF ANGRY MEN

Seattle is really fucking gay.

Praise Kek!

So I did basic math, and if you called right now Trump wins. Hillary will get 40, but Trump will get 59. That's just calling it based on what was present from the current election map I looked at. And it updated and now Trump only needs to win 32 while Clinton needs to win 61.

WE HAVE GHOST IN THE SHELL NOW NIGGA

NORTH CAROLINA CALLED

This is from a tv show.

Seattle

Has CNN still not called Florida? lol I haven't been paying attention.

It's a pleasure share this moment with you guys.

I'm going to have a dozen white children who will all then have a dozen of their own, and take away Massachusetts.
Forever.

Why is Trump there twice?

prime cuck meat.

Christmas came early, lads.

lol how fitting these SJW fag lords should fall on their own sword.

CNN JUST CALLED FL FOR TRUMP

They are are right now!

Praise kek!

NYT even called it.

THEY DID IT RIGHT NOW

(((inner-cities)))

We've made history

If only, my fellow WA user…
But contributing my magic all the same
TRUMP WILL WIN YUUGE!!!
SEATTLE FAGS AND EVERGREEN SCUM ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!

Georgia called!

I'm not supposed to be posting this, but I've come to think of you folks as my comrades over the years. Truth is, Trump is going to win the election, although not by a landslide, and at 0000, Supreme Commander Jeb is going to launch "Operation Snapping Turtle." This information may get me thrown into the brig, or worse, so please heed my call; if you live in an urban area, stay indoors. Better yet, move to the country or suburbs, if you have family there. Blue states are going to be turned red with blood, and Trump supporters aren't safe either. Guac bless, fellow anons.

We need nevada

NORTH CAROLINA IS OURS

FLORIDA 2.0 CONFIRMED IN MICHIGAN
CLINTON FALLING JOHNSON RISING
TRUMPS GONNA DO IT

population density

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checked

they just called it

IVE WON 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS PRAISE KEK

There's a lot of people in Dallas, Austin, Houston, and they would predominately vote blue.

Texas isn't quite as bad as California, though - it's big and has a ton of people all over the place.

Thank you based shitskin user. And remember, Mischelings are the future. The founding fathers should have wrote, "All Intelligence is created equal" Not all men…Not all men. The New Reich will embody this. Intelligence is blind. 80% of your brothers in skin may be shit, but you are a brother of ours regardless, and I salute you. May Kek be with us all in the coming days of humanity. May we take the stars and live forever.

MAGA WIN STARS

Foxnews is surprisingly the most accurate. All Trump needs is Michigan and Georgia and he wins.

SHIT NICE WAGER

Oh, goodie.

HEIL

/r/hillaryclinton is tasty

FUCKING GOD DAMN RACISTS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

Trump is here.

top kek

Pennsylvania still too close to call. Don't give up!

HE'S GOING TO FUCKING DO IT

Seattle is fucking trash.
Same logic applies to New York.

BAD RATS FOR EVERY user

COME HERE

RSNB TRUMP VICTORY PARTY

youtu.be/6qrj_lx2O7w

youtu.be/6qrj_lx2O7w

youtu.be/6qrj_lx2O7w

believe me as a texan I am fucking mortified that this many californians were allowed to vote in my state.

CNN JUST FUCKING CALLED FLORIDA RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WE THULE SOCIETY NOW
AND THERE GOES WASHINGTON
Best Korea ought to nuke them tbh

That just about confirms it

=OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING==

does that mean CTR IS OUT OF WORK ??

Well, you know, everything tastes better when you add a little salt

because three fucking nines thats why.

he endorsed by republican and cuckservative parties.
there was 3 Killaries in there too

If you cant speak the language of the country, you shouldn't vote.

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HAHAHA

tfw i have a burger friend from seattle here in australia and he's a shillary supporter

She's going to prison folks.

We won't forget them, their lives will be real fun ;^)

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Yeah, Georgia and Iowa too, current projection is a landslide.

t.Nigel Farage

FOX CALLED WI FOR TRUMP

IT'S FUCKING ALL OVER WE WON

WE FUCKING WON

CTR will be liquidated.
Expect to hear of a basement full of nerds who all suicided.

Victory

I can finally own guns and purchase ammuniton in peace

It's pretty much over now, number of electoral votes needed for Hillary to win now is unattainable going by current data. Nothing short of obscene rigging or another "2000" job can help her now.

Trump may as well be declared winner right now.

I feel sick. I'm so anxious, but I'm still here goddammit.

I'M STILL HERE. FOR LIBERTY

Are they still claiming Hillary can win the popular vote?

How the fuck is Clinton raping it on New York? You all told me most of the people there hated her guts.

youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E

thread theme

You're absolutely right, why the hell is there anything other than English?

Fuck.

Lol, is Washington in fucking play for Trump???!!! Holy shit!

Just let them have that little glimmer of hope before that's beaten out of them too.

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because welfare checks

this is the best feel user

CASCADIA
A
S
C
A
D
I
A

and some Dub Sevens and waifu DoubleFs

I hate this faggot shit "let our country heal" or "let our community heal"

The popular vote does literally fucking nothing. It's just there for show.

Michigan alone will be enough.

Its all I've ever wanted…

kek

Florida?

Holy Kek.

The state does, but NYC is one of the most pozzed places in the country.

And so it begins

what site?

Because of the city. I still voted Trump but holy shit is this place loaded with retarded niggers who just want gibs.

reported to ADL and SPLC for hate crime

Folks over at cuckchan will haunt them i'm sure.

The NY dems rig elections there all the time. They were throwing bernie votes in the trash in the primary.

youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI

What a fucking cuck.
What game?

I never doubted the memes tbh.

GODDAMN IT ARIZONA

liberals winning
liberals losing

When Trump wins, if you guys aren't too busy, could you meme me a gf please?

TRUMP WON ANYWAY

They'll be suicided for their failure.

Why is Wyoming so cucked? I thought the least populous state would vote very rural, and be a clear shoo in for any Republican candidate.

Fucking Johnson cucks lost VA and WA for Trump.

MUST WATCH VIDEO

Heartwarming and hilarious.

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this actually happened haha yes

FFXIV

Yes, that's Sarah Paulson (hardcore lefty dyke).

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SHADILAY
PRAISE KEK

Did less people than expected show up or did she blow the rest of Soros' check to rent out a larger stadium than Donald?

Limited experience with "diversity".

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IM NOT EVEN A BURGER BUT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE

Massachusetts.
Now I'm going to be surrounded by potheads, too.

If Humbolt and/or Del Norte go red, I will build a shrine to kek and give my own blood as sacrifice

Who is McMullin?

I fucking hate those niggers

foxnews.com/politics/elections/2016/presidential-election-headquarters#

so much salt I am getting desensitized

O, Say can you see?

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Based Iron Ann.

twitter.com/AnnCoulter

I know, but she's not fucking winning it. He's giving her a fight even in her safe states.

CURRENT SNAPSHOT PUTS TRUMP AT 285

NEW MEMBER OF THE JUST LEAGUE

A thread just popped up saying there is no way clinton can get 270 with whats left.
Can anyone confirm???

FOX HAS TRUMP AT 254

On the 8th day of the month of Trump in the year 2000 (as measured from this day), the great holiday will be celebrated which honors the Pax Americana, the Second Renaissance, the Golden Age of Man.

You glorious motherfuckers.

NOW WE KNOW WHY KILLARY REFUNDED HER FIREWORKS

Based Paul for Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Tell him that everyone back home in Washington says that he's a fucking cunt

What's up with Coffey county, they're the only one who voted for Gary "My favorite world leader is Aleppo" Johnson

How? And how positive?

Ive stayed up alone drinking and watching this, its 5am now

Was that for total de-criminalization, or just medical use? We just now voted for medical use in Florida, which I was in support of.

Praise kek

and i've been looking at the jew york times site like a loser, thanks user, that's much better

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im so fucking happy right now. im gonna go to work in just a few minutes with a big smile on my face. thank you Holla Forums i love you

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FUCK. CNBC just aired Hillary supporters crying. I hope someone recorded it.

I didn't think you Yanks could do it. I've never been prouder to call you my brothers.

-/monster/-fag from across the pond

So, when do the Cruz "GIVE ME THE ELECTORALS DONALD" memes start? Those were funny for the delegates.

youtube.com/watch?v=PL_2W-kfats

Some sweet tears in the Crooked campaign hq livestream, good god they are tasty

PROBLEM GLASSES CHECK
SHORT HAIR CHECK
FEMINIST CHECK

SUICIDAL CHECK

LOOK AT ALL THAT RED

BY THE MEMES EARLY LIGHT

Some doucge who tried to jew us Mormons into not picking Trump by using fear mongering.

Ive been telling you guys that the average Mormon is an ally. We do anything to protect our big white families. Some of us might virtue signal for brownie points but when push comes to shove, we were always backing Trump.

Same here, I dont see sleep in my future anytime soon either.

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Glorious times, fam.

Remember that November 9th is the anniversary of Krystal Nacht, when libs start rioting we have to act like we're so outraged by this.

WISCONSIN UNCUCKED
73% REPORTING
49%-45%

FUCKING LOL DEPORT YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

I think the Democrats are just so Orwellian that they wanted to control their audience like cattle as opposed to letting the Trump supporters walk about freely.

Regardless I can't wait for Hillary's concession speech and The Donald's winning speech.

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Thanks for reminding me.

Due to the tension over the past 72 hours, I haven't got a wink of sleep and I've taken up smoking again. I'm glad it was worth it.

DECLARE TRUMP VICTOR ALREADY

I WANT TO HEAR HIS SPEECH

Is it time to bully Rick Wilson, Bill Kristol, and Glenn Beck to death?

Goddamnit! If Trump wins, all the whiners are going to move up here to Canada. We really gotta build a wall.

SAVAGE

What a flip

Oh lawdy lawd

SOMEONE PLEASE CAPTURE THAT. I can't into recording a livestream.

Total decriminalization. Medical was already allowed.

I should have been sleeping already for 4 hours but i just simply can't because I'm afraid about (((someone))) bringing out some shit and flip the remaining States, can they still do that? Please someone I'm illiterate in american politics.

Seattle. I would know, since I live there.

what if she gets CA (55) & PA (20)?

Looking at the NYT map
Might be lagging on the exact figures

We thank you for your spirit energy offering to the Trump supporting Ammit.

electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

Past time.

Nevermind. That youtube channel will likely upload the entire thing once it finishes.

might as well see this through, P good entertainment tbh

And not take any fucking furniture from the White House.

Jesus!

What a wonderful night

Good fucking luck building a 2000 mile wall in the some of the largest forests in the world cuck.

It is absolutely fucking happening and I am absolutely fucking drunk.

DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRMED

RIP Gandolfini

Hillary set up shop in the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center, same place that hosts the NY auto show, it is fucking massive like you would not believe.

Sad they had to cancel the fireworks :^)

Which state will have the honor of making Don hit 270?

Just hold on a little while longer, Britbro. Once we sort our shit out, we'll give you a hand with your Eurabia situation.

FUCK
I gotta get off here, got a 250 word essay due tomorrow so I gotta hit that for the rest of the night

Bitch it's the best MMO right now from what I heard and saw.
I wish I wasn't such a poorfag so I could play it, since it doesn't have pirate servers

FUCKING BEAST

TRUMP WILL WIN MICHIGAN

-Detroitfag

Any celebrations in the Boston area? We are going to win!

Hillary needs to come from behind and win Arizona, Michigan and New Hampshire… very unlikely.

No way fam, PA IS GOING RED

Sad thing is, they'll never get that smell out of there.

DO IT, FAGGOT

Please KEK don't let him be assassinated during is presidency.

Where can I find Clinton's concession?

PRAISE KEK

oh nm
her vote tally already includes ca
praise kek
sorry guys nervous af

When's the winner announced on EST?

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That reminds me of my 100 word essay due next week. I have to get off now, too!

I'll go MAGA somewhere else, I guess.

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK FROM HELL

The game is alright but everyone who plays it is a fag and since it's an MMO, it's shit

MMOs are in a pretty bad spot right now because of WoW, but it's the best WoW-like MMO that isn't WoW. It also has a lot of the charm of Final Fantasy, and is worth playing if you just simply enjoy the series.

just kys man.

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can he still win even without michigan?

shit that reminds me I have a 50 word essay due next month, gotta go guys

Where the fuck are those niggers Van Jones and Lemon?

Carefully checked

SAFE
A
F
E

CNN confirmed Georgia for Trump.
Took them a while.

/r/ing "romney victory" caps from cuckpol at the same time in 2012.

Britannia is proud of our children.

Godspeed burgers. Godspeed.

Yes, I already included PA in the math, she needs to win (rigging or otherwise) several more states to win. Right now it's a Trump win if they can't pull shit out of their ass.

theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/if-donald-trump-wins-he-will-be-70-years-7-months-and-7-days-old-on-his-first-full-day-in-office

im so fucking happy right now. im gonna go to work in just a few minutes with a big smile on my face. thank you Holla Forums i love you

Yes

Oh sweet millennial apathy, we couldn't have done it without you

I wonder how my Prime Minister feels about his new neighbour to the south.

ya

if he gets Alaska Arizona and New Hampshire yeah

THIS RICH SON OF A BITCH IS MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND YOU MOTHER FUCKING LIBERALS AND ANTI-WHITE AGITATORS ARE BASICALLY STUMPED

Watching the TYT cunts tear their hair out live is so fucking sweet, fucking sensory overload my dude.

Kikes over at nyt don't call trump states until they absolutely have to but call hillary states at the earliest chance. Pisses me off.

get the fuck in here

youtube.com/watch?v=bSS0tsCTCJg

i am glad my choco milk and sigil offering got accepted by froggo man

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YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS. MUH TREES

Fuck I've got a 7 word essay due next year, g2g guys peace out

He's preparing his anus as we speak.

I think you're confused with Colorado, Wyoming is the red rectangle above the blue rectangle.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FUCKING WIN, BOYS?

YOUR FACE FUCKING WHEN

as long as it isn't texas you filthy californian.

This is what happens when you cook the polls

Sarah palin just on tv looking strangely attractive, idk if im high on the excitement of this but im kinda sad im not fucking her.

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN TRUMP IS DECLARED THE WINNER?

You can see the despair in people as they're told trump is in the lead.

Afraid

LET'S GO MICHIGAN
SHADILAY
LET THE SALT FLOW

A bit… cucked? Might wanna watch his wife, he might enjoy it too.

were you a call in on jims stream?

God emperor annexes us when, Canada bro?

92.38%
TRUMP IS WINNING PA

Trump will be inaugurated at 3:28pm

14:88

PRAISE KEK

He thinks we should take more musims in

Georgia seems to be the most likely
90% votes counted, 16 electoral votes

MEME IT

JUST

Today is beer hall putsch day.

Iron Ann strikes again.

lol

Attempting to instill false confidence in Trump supporters, while rallying Hillary supporters, expect it to flip again

LET'S GO NIGGERS. START RIOTING. I WANT TO SEE SOME NIGGERS GET BLASTED!

Got some SC fireworks ready

State of Jefferson needs to succeed.

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the white guy to the right looks just fine

Me and my family of Canucks are watching and hoping for the God Emperor.

Praise Kek.

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OH MY GOD. PRAISE KEK.

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TRUMP JUST WON

OH MUH GOD

Watch his victory stream on RSBN.

CHECKED

GO RED PENN

MEME MAGIC

I honestly don't even know. This is beyond words.

Isn't this actually the 14th thread? I thought I saw two 5s and two 11s. Just tending to the memes.

UTAH CALLED FOR TRUMP

MCMUFFIN HUMILIATING SHILLARY

Rotten Tomatoes Off Topic cucks on suicide watch.

I'm going to have a beer, relax and watch a movie.

what is the skype call name?

Good find m8

Georgia seems to be the most likely
90% votes counted, 16 electoral votes

MEME IT

wew

(czeched)
I think my sacrifice worked

I fucking despise these infantile people.

MICHIGAN IS ON TOP OF A GIANT BOWL OF SALT.
DELIVER TRUMP TO VICTORY! MAGA!

were you a call in on jims stream

She's a mudshark, she has a huge nigger fetish and fucked Glenn Rice

Whiskey company has made a new anti-Trump, pro Spic/pro open borders advertisement. Make sure you boycott their products.

Post yrw Trump wins with 288 electoral votes.

SOON

Boston is so cucked the only Trump party I know is in the southern suburbs.

Fuck class. I'm staying up. Take my energy, anons.

Coffee's on, faggots.

ENERGY LEVELS RISING

The salt is amazing

Megyn Kelly looks ecstatic, no sarcasm.
THE EMPEROR UNITES

How deep do the memes go?

Kek.
That feel when you donate $3 to Hillary, win the lottery to go to her victory party, and see Wisconsin go to Trump.

FUCKING WEW

Checked
Swamp German here, 6AM No Sleep

It really is. It's going to take weeks or months to fully understand what is happening and what this all means.

A person who isn't even a politician just became President

HAHAHA TRIGGERED CUCKS DISABLED THE CHAT

ENJOYING THIS SO MUCH

bought 5 murado hydepark cigars.
And I am enjoying them, with a good tea.

I am a non smoker btw, just a cigar on the big holidays

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MAKE MIMAL GREAT AGAIN

Go to fucking bed since I need to be up at 6. Part of the reason I'm even drinking right now is so I'll have an easier time passing out.

Guilty
Of not giving a fuck. :^)

It was always red, user. Except for those teeny-tiny blue blobs on the coast where something like 80% of the population lives and sucks each others dicks.

50K LEAD
IS THIS THE BASED AMISH COMING THROUGH?
electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

ALL MY CULVERS BROS RISE! MAY CHEESE CURDS AND CUSTARD TRAIL IN YOUR WAKE.

Europefags, you know what to do now. Trump has shown you hope, now seize on it to make Europe great again!

Second attempt, site is breaking at the seams from all the energy holy fuck.

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link

WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME IN CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE?

DONT STOP THE MEMING YET LADS

LETS BRING MICHIGAN IN FOR THE DON

I'm so fuckinsmugl ug

I'm going to cum

Michigan results keep trickling in slowly, Trump maintaining his thin lead

WE JUST NEED MICHIGAN AND WE'RE GOOD LADS

NOT DONE YET! BUT IT IS IN OUR GRASP AND THIS TIME WE WILL WIN! BUT WE DON'T STOP FIGHTING UNTIL THEN!

KEEP AT IT LADS!

Anyone got the picture of Hillary being walked to the pillows?

When will ((They)) call the election???

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Rub it in the face of every smug leftist retard I know. Then, troll some shitty political forums and shitpost on Holla Forums some more.

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UTAH CONFIRMED

TRUMP'S LEAD INCREASES TO 30K IN PENNSYLVANIA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post YFW Hillary will NEVER EVER be president.

Can't wait to see what they say when 6 million get sent the chambers

Call my m8's.
Pizza and beer tomorrow.
Gamin' after that.
Probably Stalker, maybe some fightan' geams if friends stick around.
Thank younger self for going to Holla Forums all those years ago during Gamergate.

Switched to CNN from FOX to soak in the sadness. MAGA brothers!

So what the fuck is taking so long?!

Get on with it!!

Makes me a little angry tbh fam

50 million votes for the God Emperor.
It's been a wild ride with you guys.

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LOW ENERGY

kek. wish chat was enabled

DELICIOUS TEARS

And to think; Trump probably spent 1/20th of what Hillary ended up spending.

Tell him to jump off of a 50 story building

RED ALERT

MICHIGAN NEEDS OUR HELP! SEND THEM OUR ENERGY! IF WE WIN MICHIGAN AND WISCONSIN, WE WIN AMERICA!

That's a man.

MAGA

once upon a time we posted feels on the dark corners of the internet. Now our opponents have been reduced to something less than that. They've become the laughing stock of the internet, while we're heading to a future where anime is real and NEETs are vindicated.

OH MY GOD. PRAISE KEK.

HOLD THE LINE FUCKERS

As soon as Salt Lake City is called we can safely say Utah belongs to The Don

Smoke all 5 and you'll get nicotine poisoning, m8.

TONIGHT THE DON WINS

Duke only got 3%. Oh well.

foxnews.com/politics/elections/2016/state-races/louisiana#senate-races

UNDER BUDGET

NO JINXES
BUT IF WE WIN, I WILL HIT UP CAMPUS WITH "TRUMP WON" EVERYWHERE :^)

JUDGING BY THE LOAD IN MY NETHERS PROBABLY BLOW A HOLE IN MY CEILING WITH MY FAP

Then eat some fruit to counteract the salt I'm going to be partaking in.
Then maybe MAYBE a beer.
Then a very happy night's sleep.

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I just walked around a majority Clinton area whistling shadilay and picked up some burgers. I greeted everyone I met with, "Good Evening." and most just stayed glued to their phones angry with a grunt in return.
I was the only man in town smiling.

Holy shit, these celebrities are NOT talented or smart. They just sell their souls to Satan and fuck Jews.

saved

he was just a meme candidate

LOOKS LIKE PENNSYLVANIA IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

notthefbi I think

WE NEED MICHIGAN AND WE HIT 270

trips confirm

we'll be salt mining for a decade, ahhhhhhhhh

dont worry, mormonville is safe

SHADILAY
BY THE POWER OF DIGITS AND MEMES
TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT

I fucking despise these infantile people.

POST YOU FAGGOT

post more lib tears

I think the SJWs at jewgle just sudoku'd, their results haven't been updating.

DIXIE HAS SPOKEN

Alabama
Arkansas
Georgia
Louisiana
Mississippi
North Carolina
South Carolina
Tennessee

Florida
Kentucky
Texas

Missouri
Oklahoma
West Virginia

Wall of shame
Virginia

Trump took all the core Dixie states and all but one of the ancillary states. Virginia has been confirmed as not a true part of Dixie.

witnessed

Utah officially off probation.

HE'S GONNA FLIP IT

All we need now is Wisconsin I and Michigan and itsee 270!!!!

have a drink and go to bed smiling

We haven't won yet Holla Forums.

Until we stand tall on The Wall looking at the territory of Partitioned Mexico we haven't even begun.

NATE SILVER BTFO

KEK VULT

A GODDAMN RECKONING

IM NOT SMOKING MINE TILL HE HITS 270 AND THEN NOT EVEN AN HOUR AFTER THAT. BE WARY

THE SKY IS NOW FALLING

(checked)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What does she want CNN to do? Lie and say Hillary is winning?

I've praised Kek a shit load today, but this time I want to extend it all to you. I couldn't have asked for better company on this fucking crazy meme magic ride into our dreams. I love all of you.

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK

YOU CAN DO IT MICHIGAN

SHADILAY

PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED PA GO RED

Two more fingers, on the rocks

no they are for the whole week
I will be wearing my cap and smoke the cigar at every public meeting.

may need to order more

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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THANK YOU BASED AMISH

Thanks, /pol. Thanks US. I don't even have words. I can finally see the world going the right way.

ALERT : TRUMP ON THE VERGE OF PRESIDENCY

Holy shit!

UNDER BUDGET AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

PENNSYLVANIA IS NECK AND NECK, TRUMP IS RISING!

I LOVE MY STATE

Thank god almighty that were able to stop evil this day, as well as breath a sigh of relief that my sister will be able to have a brighter future. But until then, I will do whatever it takes to make sure we keep the future bright for future generations.

Repeating digits created the universe
Trump is made of dubs

Crazy bitch.

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THIS IT BOYS! THIS IS WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE!

Tomorrow I begin my quest to get /fit/ for the emperor so that I make become one of his finest warriors.

COME ON PA YOU CAN DO THIS

10 down, 6 more to go. And if he flips PA it will be glorious.

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Goddamn what a teenis.

I feel sorry for Southern Virginians, we really need to liberate them from their Yankee oppressors.

Less than that. Most of Trump's advertising came from free media publicity.

MEME IT JACK

u 2

How long until the libtards blame Russia

Hillary has to win everything at this point for it to be possible for her to be elected.

I am so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock.

PA LEAD EXPANDING
electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

The fact they don't realize why this is a good thing shows how much rope we need.

JUST

NECK AND NECK IN NH ALL OF A SUDDEN

OPEN WIDE

I think I've just reached levels of smugness that shouldn't even be possible.

TRUMP PULLED AHEAD IN PA

Where can I watch this? I need fap material.

PA.gov site has him ahead
www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

JUST

I'm glad this is finally almost over. I have not met one person who can objectively tell me why Trump will not make a good president. Glad to know the good guys won. Fuck, how long were we on this ride?

COME ON PA!

FOR MUMMY AND THE GOD EMPEROR!

UP 40K IN PENNSYLVANIA NOW

THIS. YES.

WE'RE TAKING PA!!!!

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eh it was a long shot

john kennedy is fine though

I love every one of your deplorable faggots.

We successfully memed a man into the Presidency.

Holy fuck!

THIS STAMMERING KIKE ON FOX

I-I-I-I-I-I-I, WE-WE-WE-WE-WE

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

COME THE FUCK ON MICHIGAN! GIVE US THE VOTES NEEDED TO WIN NOW!!!

Chris-Chan lives there, so…

MORE ENERGY TO PENNSYLVANIA

MICHIGAN WILL HELP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Can't wait to see all those celebrities fuck off

I'M TOO HIGH FEEL LIKE I'M NEVER GONNA COME DOWN

THIS WAS OUR LAST CHANCE TO SAVE IT ALL
AND
WE
FUCKING
SAVED IT!!!
MAGA COCKSUCKERS

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Surprised it hasn't been tried yet.

I almost wanna go there and unload my smug dick onto their faces.

ALL TOGETHER
GOTT
MIT
UNS

Say it with me.
F L I P P A

Have some whiskey on the rocks, maybe a cigar while I watch the fireworks. maybe fire a round or two

PENN GO RED

LEWD AS FUCK

Spoiler that shit

FINALLY, THE FIRST STEP TO TAKING BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS
BLAZE THE USA RED

CHECKED FOR LAME KIKE

OFF BY FUCKING ONE

THREAD THEME

IT JUST WENT RED

He's winning in PA!!!111111

FLIPPED PENSYLVANNIA

More like Suicide Watch Party, am I right?

PA WENT RED

PA IS RED

Im doing exactly the same thing

ALL WE NEED IS MICHIGAN AND ITS OVER

Dubs confirmed for greatest happenings!

YES CUNT

PA SHIFTING RED

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inb4 trump makes cwc an hero

AMISH BOIS FLIPPING THAT PA VOTE

I wonder what Trump is feeling right now, the new leader of the free world over Crooked Hillary

GO THERE AND CHALK THE GROUND SO THEY SEE MAGA WHEN THEY WALK OUT

PA
FUCKING
WENT
RED

My theme now

Isn't he dead yet?

PENNNNNNN=
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IOWA CONFIRMED FOR TRUMP
I'm sorry we don't have that many points for him, but they're all for him.

buddy

Don't forget that this game actually came out, though

Virginia is a bunch of niggers and severely inbred retards.

All the decent virginians died during the civil war or migrated further south.

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Common Penn! I wanna see 300.

I'll check those double digit dubs.

F L I P P A

Hilary really has few limited paths… Those that are trailed with Bernies blood that will never let her cross. If Hilary was TBTB planned winner, they did a 10/10 job out of fucking themselves over

Christine looks like her name should be Terry or Dale.

Fucker
I was having my best laff of the week until u spoiled it

ALL THESE FOX PUNDITS ARE CHANNELING TRUMP

Life's gotten alot better

POST PA MAP

FLIP FLAPA

WE WILL RETAKE THE RUST BELT

DEUS VULT

ENERGY TO PENNSYLVANIA MICHIGAN AND WISCONSIN
WE ARE SO CLOSE CUNTS
GLORY TO AMERICA FROM IRELAND
TAKE MY POTATO POWER TRUMP

We win faggots, PA is the final nail in the coffin.
HILLARY FOR PRISON

Holy shit…

I love watching CNN's tears

PA just turned red.

That would be like putting down a dog. Yet the demos want to keep it alive.

RED PA! RED PA! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Not yet, unfortunately

If this sticks the witch is dead

You should hear it live Man…. so intense

THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I'VE EVER TASTED!!!

CHECKED

not the only thing expanding

FOX CONFIRMED WISCONSIN

HOLY FUCK NH AND MAINE ARE ALSO CLOSE TO RED

ON PBS THIS LADY IS ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY BECAUSE HILLARY IS LOSING.

Tell her that she's right, but now we're fixing it

HOLY SHIT

TRUMP SURGE

WHY THE FUCK NOT MORE INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC!!!

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When a white man turns the sour GDP back up and past 3%, this nigger's going to never admit he's wrong. But I don't even care. This is the best fucking night

Hahaha, looks like Dilbert Man is still awake and being extremely smug on Twitter. He's individually tweeting out "L… A… N… D…"
It is a glorious night to be one of the good guys.

NOT OVER YET

PENNSYLVANIA FLIPPED PRAISE KEK AND HAIL OUR NEW EMPEROR!!!!

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PA WENT NUCLEAR

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

PRAISE KEK!

THE (((ESTABLISHMENT))) WILL REGRET WHAT THEY DID TO THE RUST BELT

Hilary is probably fleeing the country right now.

TAKE ALL MY ENERGY FOR PA TRUMP

MEME IT

HILLARY WILL SHIT HER PANTS ON THE STAGE

PRAISE KEK

WE NEED AN UPDATED MAP LIKE IN THE PRIMARIES

I miss holding hands.

PENNSYLVANIA TURNED RED

STICK A FUCKING FORK IN HER

Look up chris-chan and be prepared for a wild ride spread over 10+ years. He is possibly the greatest lolcow ever seen on this internet.

WE ARE HUMAN, WE HAVE FAITH, MARCHING FOR THE HUMAN RACE

HOLY SHIT WE GOT PA

Cucks on Fox are FREAKING OUT defending Paul Ryan.

EAT SHIT CUCKS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

I voted for The Donald this morning. I loathe Hillary with every fiber of my being, and there is no gulag camp horrible enough to send her to . This is for Bernie you insipid fucking degenerate cunt. I hope she never sees sunlight again . Hail Caesar Trump .

OYYY VEEYYYY

FOREVER EVER

TRUMP TAKE MY ENERGY, LET'S KEEP PA RED

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NEET memesmiths pasting 2d girls into the finest Nazi propaganda around make me proud.

I've seen cuter crocodiles.

HOLY SHIT PENNSYLVANIA

They're seriously flipping out.

Fuck my state. Seattleite somewhat raging over here. After everything the Democrats did to fuck us over. Fucking over our caucus as hard as they could. Going after our weed. There was no reason to vote for this cunt.

You know guys, not everyone who lives in a big city is cucked as shit. All the crazies that you see in Seattle are probably barely 20% of the population. Everyone think the Stranger is stupid.

I'm just glad we're gonna MAGA. I'm expecting goddamn concessions from a bunch of people I know.

I'm looking forward to destroying the current Democratic party and remaking it into something that American can be proud of again. The Clintons are fucking done, let them rot in hell.

It was always red, user. Except for those teeny-tiny blue blobs on the coast where something like 80% of the population lives and sucks each others dicks.

RUST BELT IS FUCKING FURIOUS AND IT'S SHOWING

checked friendo

PA
MAGA
PA
'MAGA

F L l P P A

Tell her she's right and Trump supporters have decided that needs to change.

If you're not on reddit right now larping as a bernfag and placing all the blame on hillshills you are missing out. The salt market is done. Dirt is more valuable now.

shit that reminds me I have a 25 word essay due next year, gotta go guys

JUST FUCK UP MY POLLS FAM

They look so defeated. I have never felt so smug in my entire life.

PA JUST FLIPPED

How red will the country go in 2020?

Cucks on suicide watch!

Wow, this is even more pathetic than Jeb!

They have given up.

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TAKE MY ENERGY

Let's not forget that the 2.5 story was just a lesson to never trust a jew.

10/10

And the true freakouts haven't even begun.

CONFIRMED

TRUMP WILL WIN PENNSYLVANIA

BIG LEAGUE

TRUMP WILL WIN PENNSYLVANIA

BYE BYE CUNT

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RED DEXT FOR THE RED STATE
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD

GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO REPLIED TO THAT DRIVING AMISH THREAD

Michigan here, you are quite welcome.
PAPIKA!

2016. What a year. Anime and America saved in the same season.

This is delicious!

FRESH UPDATE RIGHT HERE

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TAKE ALL MY ENERGY, I DON'T NEED IT ANY LONGER

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hahaha it's not even over and the Don rigged it.
Rigging the polls is impossible no ones doing it goyim, but donald called russia to hack it.

youtube.com/watch?v=bSS0tsCTCJg

FUCKING GET IN HERE

CLINTON CAMPAIGN ON MELTDOWN

14 word essay due in 88 hours

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We did it Holla Forums. I dont ecen hacr a suitable image.

PENNSYLVANIA TAKE MY ENERGY!!!

Me too user.
It's hard to have standards when you aren't exactly a catch yourself.

Frankly I'm too god damned hammered to start shitposting on fb now, I don't feel like causing trouble… yet.

Mind over matter, they believe they're losing, we've put that seed deep in their stomach. and they're loosing. Crazy bastards we did it!

Gives us an excuse to slay these cucks when they chimp out. Self defense.

CHEERS ANONS

PA IS RED WE FUCKING WIN

Checking those Liru trips.

JUST LIKE PORN GAMES OF YORE, TRUMP'S ELECTION IS FOREVER EVER!

That's it we won, 90% on PA and it did a flip. Hillary is fucking BTFO now. Gentlemen I enjoyed shitposting with on this glorious day.

Now somebody fucking archive everything.

Expect white supremacy in a white majority nation, it's perfectly logical. Our minorities act like spoiled children.

Alex Jones calling it for Trump

2pure

link man

FILTERMAN DECLARES TRUMP VICTORY

ON, WISCONSIN!

PENNSYLVANIA FLIPPED RED

Top Kek

PA
MAGA

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PA
MAGA

AND BENEATH THE DISTANT STARS, EMPERORS LIGHT SHALL COVER US

The big dick, cockswinging German alpha has imposed his will on America.

reminds me of brexit petition.

Cucks on suicide watch

lol

They thought detroit could've saved them. I've known this lot for years and watched this little internet backwater become steadily more and more cucked.

Nazi Germany is going to be a fucking joke.

I just wired up my never-used cable box for this, holy shit

Kek

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PA IS RED
MI IS RED
WI IS RED

When are we holding the dance thread?

This means he's expecting a Trump win.

I could not be more smug.

SOMEBODY REMAKE THIS WITH TRUMP WINNING