SALT COLLECTION THREAD

What a faggot

Right now he's posting dogs. Can someone photoshop his wife's face on to a dog.

Bullies my friend, bullies! Children do not have the guts to stand up to liberals, but men need to stand up.

I can't wait for these faggots to have a mass exidous to Canada.

Pic related. She needs to go.

I want them to die and burn in hell personally.

What the fuck is he even talking about. Am I giving this faggot too much credit in assuming he isn't calling me sexist just because I don't for a vagina just for the vagina?

www.metafilter.com/163328/Of-the-people-by-the-people-and-for-the-people-US-election-day

This thread is full of sweet sweet libtears. They start off so smug and now they're all buying tickets to Canada and cursing cis white male scum.

There's gonna be suicides, fam.

Sitting in a bar in Hollandistan, following the election with a bunch of liberal swampniggers. The butthurt is everywhere. We're doing it lads. Don't let up.

Literally the only reason to not vote for Clinton, like Obama before here, is your prejudice

Therefore, everyone voting for Trump is sexist

twitter.com/jodikantor/status/796183629823148042

A fresh salt mine here boys. Knock yourselves out.

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Triggered

this isn't salt, but does nehlen use Holla Forums?

We're going to need more than one of these threads.

Ew

yeah nehlen is redpilled

RUNNING OUT OF CONTAINERS FOR THIS SALT PLEASE SEND CONTAINERS THANK YOU

That's a common Youtube meme.

CLEVELAND ROCKS

THE MEMES JACK

WHAT DO THE MEMES MEAN?

RELIGION IS A JOKE!

memes touch all on the internet.

Here you go fam.

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Here is an entire lefty forum to mine:
forums.spacebattles.com/forums/election-2016.82/

Yes you are giving him too much credit. I mean shit, the whole MSM with all their enormous fucking funding lost to a meme entity conjured up by some autist channers. They are that incompetent, let it sink in. They got lost in their own kikery.

I hope one day we can deport all these "Americans" that are rooting themselves here less than a fucking leaf off a tree.

THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE!

user that would be TOO much.

if you come across any salt post it here as well.

reddit.com/r/the_salt/

I love how they think the only people who vote republican are the idiot slime of America

Inner city blacks who have no concept of what's going on aren't voting for Republicans

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A small sampling from the salt flowing from the dragonball abridged faggots and their fans

There was literally nothing wrong with the 50s

Whats great is that America is great and you can make your own salt containers now instead of buying foreign ones.

ANY RICK WILSON SALT YET?

No

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Search "as a" and "terrified" for a nice intersectional salt blend

Has anyone been looking at celebs? I anticipate some massive crying from these liberal cunts.

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Here, someone tweet it to him

Nah nah there was plenty wrong with it, for starters no hitler. Secondly they raised the hippies

fuck off plebbitor

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It's not guys who get off from rape charges.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Syrupfag here.
Our country has enough problems as it is, why can't they just move to sweden or something?
GOD DAMMIT BURGERS, YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US ONCE YOU'RE FINISHED MAGA.

Holy shit. I never thought the DBZA guys were this cucked.

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top kek

Hypertension epidemic confirmed. Insane salt

heh

A curry nigger mudslime? That's a rare find stateside.

Great idea, Cher's melting the fuck down that she won't be fucking kids with her bestie in the white house

Top bantz

Its already coming up on 4am here but how can anyone sleep at a time like this?

I'M KEKKING. LITERALLY. KEKKING UP OVER HERE!

Apparently this country hates muslims. Better pack your bags

fucks sake can't you send them to mexico instead

Glad I'm on the west coast, even if it means my vote means jack shit

The Federal Reserve existed in the 1950's.

Salt status: Wieliczka level

SOMEBODY QUICK! CHECK MY DUBS

DONT WORRY, TRUMP WILL GIVE YOU A FIRST CLASS TRIP. JUST MAKE SURE TO PACK YOUR BAGS BY MORNING

>>>Holla Forums1455126
Salt is extremely heavy over here
Stop by and say hi :^)

TRUMP HAS WON OHIO AND NORTH CAROLINA

Actually Cher is probably a salt mine all by herself

OLD MEN CONFIRMED FOR RUNNING THE WORLD

Doesn't being a a gay tranny mean you're straight?

lel The kikes are mad.

huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-is-hurting-the-stock-market_us_581d2a55e4b0aac624849fa9

archive.is/2NLnh

Anons, let's someone pull up the CTR name list. Let's him 'em up on twitter

All I feel is joy.

Disgusting

She stopped referring to him as a toilet, she must have gone through some serious trauma.

sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/11/09/shares-plunge-trumps-chances-rise

archive.is/AtENP

Lucky kids

Ive looked at a couple but they havent said anything, ill keep looking.

Lucky kids

Ive looked at a couple but they havent said anything, ill keep looking.

WE NEEEEEEEEED MAINE TO GO TRUMP

I HATE STEPHEN KING AND HE WILL LOSE HIS MIND IF IT DOES

TRUMP HAS WON OHIO AND NORTH CAROLINA

TRUMP HAS WON OHIO AND NORTH CAROLINA

TRUMP HAS WON OHIO AND NORTH CAROLINA

TRUMP HAS WON OHIO AND NORTH CAROLINA

TRUMP HAS WON OHIO AND NORTH CAROLINA

youtube.com/watch?v=aZOW_9rVkdo

Young Turds are not Happy Turds

How many states have turned in 100% reported ballots?

Get ready for an Ocean of salt lads

FLORIDA CONFIRMED TRUMP

Man I hope someone makes a supercut of this shit, I think I missed most of the fun

We may be about to witness the biggest salt treasure ever discovered.

It's based of members from old anime circlejerks and the Holla Forums pony threads.
Absolutely cancerous.

quality digits!

Oh GOD…the SALT! It fuels me.

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Can we focus on winning instead and collect salt afterwards?

Post your Wakey Wakey face.

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Posting salt from the #imwithher hastag on Twitter.

I found the tweet.

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it sure does mr faggot drag queen

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Yo we should archive this shit on /salt/
>>>/salt/166

WEW

Oh gosh, I sure how they don't eat each other for the next 8 years, oh man that would be the worst.

GEE GOLLY SHUCKS

hope, not how, fuck.

Threat theme. They were so confident. And now, they are forced to face reality.

I'm ready

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Kek. savage

I can imagine it must be very lonely in a reptilian sub-ftl cryosleep capsule drifting to earth to sabotage the imminent empire of man

YAHOO HAS CALLED FLORIDA FOR TRUMP

it was really made apparent when 18 showed up to be honest but looking back you could kind of predict it. leftists are really prone to do things like abridged series where they try real hard to "replace" something under the guise of comedy with political shit forced in.

Have we started the fire?

we have started a new aeon

NATE SILVER

CNN is on suicide watch right now.

If you look real close you can actually hear her crying.

JUST

I've just been watching Cenk absolutely fucking melting down. Oh fuck the dems are eating each other.

I see your point though. I guess I breathed in a bit of the salt while reading.

Thats just flat out wrong.

Chink Nigger is a live salt mine on TYT stream right now.

Hey, isn't that the increasingly nervous man?

Hahahaa, ahh I love Year of the Fire Monkey. Wish I had the money to pay Jackie Chan to drop kick that sloppy sow bellied cuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=aZOW_9rVkdo

IT'S ALL OGRE

THE DREAM IS REAL

NYT DE FACTO CALLS THE ELECTION FOR TRUMP

Young Turks are FLIPPING OUT!!!

This is the dawning of the age of KEK, the age of KEK.

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What a magical time to be alive, praise kek

Jesus lad spoiler that shit. That bitch fell outta the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch going down.

==FUCK MY=

That's funny, because I haven't been this excited about an election since ever and this is my third

Something's fishy, why isn't Florida being called already?

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WHERE IS YOUR GUAC NOW?

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IOWA TURNED RED

Prepare for intravenous salt drip

twitter.com/i/live/790686278350102528

Prepare for intravenous salt drip

twitter.com/i/live/790686278350102528

ENTIRE FOX NEWSROOM SUCKING TRUMP'S DICK RIGHT NOW AND ALREADY JUSTIFYING A TRUMP WIN.

W E W
E E
W E W

FUCK MY

US population is 5x the UK population and 2x as bombastic.

Definitely ready.

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Nothing wrong with salt mining these retards, but in real life (with people whom I respect) I plan to continue on as before the election: convince people why trump is the right choice.

SHIT UP!

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Oh yeah, the guy nobody wanted to win obviously used his vast connections to rig the election in his favor

Today RAPE CULTURE
Tomorrow ROPE CULTURE

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He's not the prophet we wanted, but he is a prophet all the same. Predicted both the Cubs and Trump winning.

They raced through anger and have already reached acceptance.

Oh yeah, the guy nobody wanted to win obviously used his vast connections to rig the election in his favor

Geeze, Nazi comparisons have been worn out so hard in this last year I doubt they'll ever have the impact they used to

What if trump sucks as president

O HMAN THIS IS SO FUCKING GREAT

every vote counts

To everyone mining for salt, I salute you. Please make sure you save all the lulz so we can enjoy it for years to come.

Nate Drywall BTFO

Then he's still not Hillary

it's >100% not

Cenk looks like he has been gorging on kebab and humsus in preperation for the hard winter hibernation coming soon. He is sweating and breathing heavy, may the beetus claim his sorry self.

DEMOCRATS LOSING HALF OF UNION HOUSEHOLDS

TEAMSTER REPORTING IN, FUCK HILLARY, FUCK OBAMA

darky is getting scared

Contributing Tumblrina salt

The twitter salt isn't even the best part

Tomorrow there will be news and other assorted television shows full of people tearing their hair out.

Four hours ago they were lamenting how Trump hadn't a hope in Florida because of the massive beaner turnout that hadn't happened yet.

What, she didn't bring her cats with her?

Cenk you fat fucking chuck. Get fucked you sweaty, greasy, bloated piece of shit.

More Tumblr

CANADIAN IMMIGRATION WEBSITE HAS CRASHED!
LIBERALS ON SUICIDE WATCH

They have PTSD

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Shit, you're right, my nerves are shot ever since Florida was bouncing around.

It says something about them when their insults are so fucking childish.

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Top kek

GOOD

I just remembered Matt and Trey made an episode for tomorrow night where Hillary wins. Look forward to a huge fail on South Park tomorrow night.

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We're officially in the Depression stage.

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Off you fuck.

MAGA.

I don't know if you guys read webcomics, but all the artists are 100% pozzed and their twitters are on fire right now.

Top fucking kek

SELF-DEPORTING SPICS!

kek, just make the whole image a giant needle.

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saved

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEVER EVER

SALT SHAKER

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Holly shit ABCNews reporting "IT IS HAPPENING".

IT IS HAPPENING

SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY

Someone post the salt mine webm.

Continuing the Literally Shaking Chronicles.

Tumblr is made up of a lot of underage children so I'm not surprised. Those faggots can kvetch all they want, most of them didn't even vote.

Hope the door hits her on the way out.

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Posting in this historic thread.

KEK IS THE DOOR, NOT THE ROOM! KEK IS THE DAWN, NOT THE SUN!

WE MAKE ANEW!

nothingofvalue.jpg

my friends already threatening to leave the country. Jesus Christ, stop being fucking babies because your guy (chick) lost.

OUT OUT OUT

Top fucking Kek

Cry you kikess bitch.

Do people actually believe this? Is that person living in an alternate universe?

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FUCK OFF KIKE HAHAHAHA

Oh god my sides

Like pottery?

KEK IS THE DOOR, NOT THE ROOM! KEK IS THE DAWN, NOT THE SUN!

WE MAKE ANEW!

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Jokes on her, Germany and the rest of Europa is next.

Tell them the Canadian border is closed, but Mexico is wide open still.

they're the worst kind of lidcucks. the kind that pretends to be neutral when they lose.

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This.

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What about Jimmy Fallon?

=I'M SO EXCITED IT'S PHYSICALLY PAINFUL=

I bet she did this just to make this joke

WE WILL WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY FOR EPIC SHITPOSTING

I LOVE ALL OF YOU BASTARDS

GET ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

HOLYSHIT I AM SO ERECT RIGHT NOW

Trump is pissing off all the right people. They might kill themselves tbh.

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They should be doing something better than playing Revolution 60 at Hillary hq then.

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WE'RE NOT WAITING ANYMORE user
WE'RE RIDING

Fuck off reddit

incapable of introspection

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FUCKING TRANNY GOT MADE YET AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHA

WHICH MEDIA OUTLET HAS THE MOST SALT? MSNBC??

for now

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This is bliss

it's ogre!

Even with the biased news and corrupt vote manipulation they still lost.

L I T E R A L L Y S H A K I N G

Didn't think I'd see that in my lifetime.

OOOOOOYYYYYY VVVVEEEYYYYYY POOR JAVITS I don't know what that is but it sounds kikey

Look at his reddit AMA, he's redpilled as fuck. He's one of us.

Trump was right

I am actually tired of winning - it's becoming painful

Rachel Maddow seems pretty salty. Any anons have anything on (((her)))?

YES! YES! YES!
YES!!!!!!

I'm going to love all these SJWs who were pro-immigration get red-pilled on how difficult it is for them to immigrate because they are white. The looks on their faces when immigration tells them they are white and they have enough white people, and they don't care about their education. As a 30 year old African male claiming to be 15 years old gets free asylum and welfare.

This right here.
Also we're not so much electing a President as we are electing the Supreme Court.

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I think that's the best part. She's going into a place trying to get as many muzzies as possible in there. It's not the Germans that are going to fuck her up, it's the muzzies that she would've been safe from in America.

CANADIAN IMMIGRATION WEBSITE JUST CRASHED

uk . businessinsider.com/canadian-immigration-site-crash-election-2016-11?r=US&IR=T

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that dog looks pretty happy to me

Hahaha, holy shit. My roommate was telling me to go with him to that today. He didn't realize I have been on the Trump train from the start.

EVEN NYT HAS TO ADMIT HE'S WINNING HAHAHA

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Self deportation!

Feels good man

don't know if this has been posted

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID WE ACTUALLY WIN?! Holla Forums I GOT COMPLETELY FUCKING BL,ASTE3SD EXPECTING TRUMP TO LOSE! BUT HE DID IT, THE MAD MAN ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT!

Hmmm, (((Tim Wise)))'s twitter is conspicuously silent.
twitter.com/timjacobwise?lang=en

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I haven't forgotten about you WU.

I now know what the ahegao girls feel

I loved how they kept showing her crying.

You know what folks, I'm glad now that the MSM has been shilling so hard and winning the polls. Just think, if they had been correctly informed this whole time that they didn't have a chance, the salt would not be nearly as plentiful. Instead, they were lulled into a daydream, where they smugly thought they had a lock. And now they are on suicide watch.

PRAISE KEK

5:38 confirms Dilbert man for horseman of the apocalypse.

It's so comfy, right?

I'm sorry, this one deserves it's own image

don't know if it counts, but I'm watching the young turks right now, and they're pretty much permanently in a temper tantrum, crying that the electoral college system is unfair and blaming everyone under the sun. It's fucking beautiful.

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Fucking dubs of victory.

LEAVE AND DON'T SCRATCH THE WALL ON THE WAY OUT

THANK FUCK, DON'T SEND THEM OUR WAY

Need to post in this historic thread

"She" looks like a mongoloid fuck up that needs to be throw in an oven for being ugly.

this is a good day

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When do they call the new president?

DOTR MAGA 2016-???

When they can "project" enough states to total 270 or more for someone.

This cuck can rein my dick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE
EMPEROR
PROTECTS

CLINTON SUPPORTERS ARE CRYING AT CLINTON HQ CUCKS BTFO

WHERE IS OBONGO?

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Its a pleasure shit posting with you all.

In about a couple of hours.

This image is the literal definition of LIBERAL TEARS.

I should get this engraved on a coffee mug.

Someone put this faggot on #TheList kek

I love all you faggoits, we have memed our bernstien reality into occurence, prais kek, shadilay

How cute, (((David))) thinks he's white

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I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

She needs big fat white man cock up her snatch pronto!

Do you guys think Trump will actually say "You're fired" to obama

It's almost 5 AM in Europe. Praise Kek you faggots actually fucking did it.

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M
O
LABE
O
N

I predict heavy rains of Democrat tears tomorrow

High quality stuff: they've analyzed their own hopelessness and fear.

twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/796206937545338884

It's not over yet, but I keep calculating "worst case scenario" and he still wins every time. Feels awesome.

mfw the libtard tears are only making us power up and stronger

IT'S AMERICAN BREXIT TIME

TELL YOUR COUNTRYMEN TO TAKE UP ARMS

Make mornings great again.

TRUMP IS AS BAD AS 50 BREXITS

Liberal hating white Canadian here. I want to move to the US. Lets make a trade.

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It's already raining, user. By tomorrow there will be floods

Dubs confirm Kek making Moloch his bitch.

IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DON OF A NEW DAY 35040 HOURS REMAINING

It's been a pleasure, Holla Forums. You faggots made this outcome inevitable. Now go forth and prepare well to MAGA against the international forces which will shortly mobilise to try and make it all fall apart. The God Emperor will need us all.

SHADILAY

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That guy looks like a faggot

There's even better frames, but the livestream is a bitch to seek and framestep in. If I get my hands on a video of this, I'll framegrab a better pic.

I don't regret watching the cucked NBC stream, watching these fags kvetching more and more is actually great.

kek, it's true
cic.gc.ca/ENGLISH/citizenship/index.asp

STAY HUMBLE

STAY HUMBLE

HOLD THE LINE

KEEP MEMEING

SHADILAY

No user
You stay here
We have work to do

The pleasure is all mine. I know it may sound like bullshit but when Trump started gaining ground on his campaing more good things started happening in my life. Got a job at construction, lost weight and acne, My superviser is teaching me all about guns.

My life got better and can your guys life can and will too, today is proof of that. Praise Kek and Trump

Come on in, friendo

Clinton Campaign watch party

be more wary of those who pretend to not have a horse in the race or those who say nothing at all. they're up to something.

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Canadanon here. My brother this morning saw "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" stickers on parents' trucks at middle school. It's beautiful.

The Javits Center is where Hillary was supposed to be celebrating

Thank G'd i have none!

How come it isn't the Mexican immigration website that crashes, considering how much they love Mexicans.

I'm shaking too, but I'm shaking from how damn happy i am. We're so close!
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA

Oops, meant:

kek.

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that would certainly be a good start

POSTING IN MAGA THREAD
LOVE FOR THE DON FROM SERBIA

Literally David Cross' production company.

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any TYT video?

I don't have any gay, trans, female, black, lantino or muslims friends

Everyone I know is white, even the Nicaraguan. I have female internet friends but they don't count.

I was tired of winning, but my passion has been renewed.

SOON WE MAGA

That dash of smug Donald to the bitch's salt, mmm mmm

Reddit servers are down from the massive butthurt.

This is hilarious.

damn that's pathetic.

This is amazing

GREAT PEPE BROTHER

Disgusting

Trump is winning.

Cucks on suicide watch.

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dude just search TYT on youtube, the first video that says live, you won't regret it :^)

https ://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman

Shadilay, you naughty goyim

Good thing I have a boat!

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Absolutely based, you held back the night user.

CANADA'S IMMIGRATION SITE HAS CRASHED

The old black guy down my street has a Trump sign on his lawn.
I think he's gonna be happy tomorrow, if his old fried chicken encrusted heart doesn't explode from joy.

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God I can't wait to fucking collect on the salt and tears all the liberals that I work with will provide me tomorrow. I've been waiting a long time for this day.

kek, didn't notice that cuck

We can't allow her to escape the gas

I'm fine tbh fam. Portugal is a shithole so muslims will not come here. We're not regressives either because we're too poor to be able to go full retard.

God Bless.

t. Alberto Barbossa

hahahah, underrated post

Fucking brutal.

they know the RWDS are coming for them!

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I just want to say that I love you all.

Meme magic is real. Welcome to the new era.

to think i forgot about this ghoul

BRACE YOURSELVES, SCOT ADAMS HAS BEEN PREDICTING RIOTS UPON A TRUMP VICTORY, AND HE'S BEEN RIGHT ABOUT ALMOST EVERYTHING SO FAR

Man this night is like Christmas x10, the gifts keep coming. Shadilay

Posting in great thread.

When is the next Current Year Man episode airing? That will be the highlight for me, there is no one I want to suffer more from the result of this election than him.

I work at a liberal echo chamber school in Jew York and golly tomorrow is going to be a wonderful day.

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Post YFW the Jews' chief number wizard accidentally sent some meme magic our way.

All the lefties crashed the Canadian immigration site.

I never watch any of those late night leftist shows, but I will try to tune in just to collect some aftermath salt

can't wait for the salt from south cuck

are there pictures of her feet

Honestly guys I've been feeling so much better about life in general the past year. I used to be depressed, but now I finally feel like we're winning.

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Slow & steady wins the race

So the kikes are gonna start ovening themselves by the 6,000,000?

BECAUSE WE ARE WINNING

AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP WINNING

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!

I think they air on Sunday nights.

Can someone link me the reddit page this salt is coming from?

Its the trump philosophy, make america great again.
Now you need to make your life great again, if he could do it you can too.

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Sorry I'm just really excited.

jace how are you my man. anything new in the works with sam? cheers, don't flip anymore cars

But they care so much for the middle class though. Fuck these hypocrites.

Doesn't surprise me, Seth. You're not exactly a visionary if your works are anything to go by.

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HE LOOKS STRESSED AS FUCK

pls RT twitter.com/chiru_no/status/796214583576895488

Somebody tell him to change his avatar already.
twitter.com/paulkrugman
These tweets are delicious.

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

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The woman on the right

i love this meme

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Kek, is that NeoFag?

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Yeah, I'm finally being uplifted. I've worked on improving myself and I've done better in nearly everything I've set out to do. My grades have improved, I'm in better physical shape, and I'm more social. It's amazing to finally be happy. These next four years are going to be incredible.

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there's just too much

for the (((record))) that is a very cute pupper

twitter.com/breebunn

This account is always golden salt aggregation.

PENNSYL-FUCKING-VANIA IS AT 35K DIFFERENCE
WITH 20% TO COUNT

AND MAJORITY RURAL AREAS

MY DICK IS SO CLENCHED!
COME ON!

fresh OC from my facebook

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twitter.com/pattonoswalt

Don't forget how just hours ago this faggot was telling trumpkins to accept Clinton landslide. BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

That feel when hillshills realize the medis IS rigged.

THIS IS WHAT THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF HAVE LEAD UP TO
ALL THOSE SHILLS TRYING TO BLACKPILL US
ALL THOSE LIBERALS SNARKING AT US
IT'S ALL BEEN FOR THIS EXACT MOMENT
HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO TO BED AT 9 PM PT WHEN I'M SO ELATED?

HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

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checking those digits and that post :D

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Crites…where did I hear that name… it was recent. Can someone help me out?

lmao pathetic.

The fuck? Nigger, the sternocleidomastoid on the neck and the adductor longus between the legs are the most important parts here. The first you have to bite gently and the second, you must massage near the top! Feet have nothing on that shit!

How long until they start blaming Russia

FEELS GOOD MAN

It's like hundreds of anime pics.

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Already happening:
twitter.com/pmondol/status/796216135570063361

I love you lads.

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THEY ALREADY HAVE

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He's right. Their attacks only made Trump stronger

JUST

We must fight against this narrative. Russia never had anything to do with the election, but normalfags are retarded enough to consider it a possibility

>"I love you too

(heil'd)
It's already happening. It's becoming real.

Now this is shitposting.

Engineering degree and make 75+k a year.
Voted Trump.

Why? Because I don't want my job to be imported away from me by an H-1B

Anecdotal salt here:
I have an aunt who teaches Politics and Women's studies at a major canadian university. This past week she broke her left arm symbolic, no? falling down in the morning and spent this morning in absolute agony as shitskin immigrant doctors who barely speak english completely fucked up giving her a new cast and tried to set her bones using traction without painkillers or numbing agents. Cast was too tight and needed to be redone. When I saw her again this afternoon she told us that she was contemplating suicide "If Trump wins".
Sadly, she deserves every moment what is for her a waking nightmare.
She ended up getting her own 11 y/o daughter sexually assaulted about 7 years ago by breaking up her marriage pursuing a psychopath's cock, said psychopath went on to assault my sweet undeserving cousin. She's still allowed to teach girls the glories of feminism.

If you've read the comment below that tweet you can see some leftists trying to blame CNN for covering Trump too much, a classic examples of leftists eating their own. Thought you might want to know so you could watch their behavior in their natural habitat.

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Some salty oc

all those danger warning haircolors

proof?

PA JUST FLIPPED TO TRUMP

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Oh shit they're turning it into Heil Honey I'm home? Great.

As a Canuckfag I'm glad you guys are Making America Great Again. even if it means my country is going to become a dumping ground for worthless leftist. Guess we'll just have more fun when Rope Day arrives

FYI, someone made a subreddit called "the_meltdown"

If you have a plebbit account, I suggest you mine and shitpost:

reddit.com/r/the_meltdown/

PA RED
PA RED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

PA
FUCKING
RED

Check yourself m8; Yeah it's negrofag

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This is amazing. Thank you KEK!

There is only more salt to come Holla Forums, we have only just begun! THE REICH RISES ONCE MORE! ONWARD TO IMPERIUM!

WE FUCKING WIN!!!!!

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HAHAHAHA FAG

Don't worry user, at least Ammit will eat her heart toss her heart in the matango pit once she dies.

Soviet Canuckistan is losing it, they literally cannot conceive of how they were so wrong again

news.nationalpost.com/news/world/live-us-presidential-election-who-will-win-trump-or-clintonhttp://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/live-us-presidential-election-who-will-win-trump-or-clinton

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thats a real fucking shame

lil lel kek hue

Heiled and witnessed. The timelines are changing. We are merging back!

I love you fucking faggots so much. This is the greatest night of my life. I'm staying up all night for an overdose on salt.

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that spoilertext rustled the fuck outta my jimmies

2016 is truly the year of salt

sure fucking did

Hah! Suicide watch for this faggot.

YES!!!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!

twitter.com/search?q="Se o Trump"&src=tren
"se O Trump" is trending on twitter
archive.is/jMI4S

DEJA VU

I'VE BEEN IN THIS REICH BEFORE

There's only 2 months left of CY+1. I wonder what does CY+2 have in store for us?

Tweet from Tabitha Southey, a writer for Canada's GLOBE AND MAIL.

She thought tonight would be the young generation's equivalent of the moon landing, lulz.

Well, you got a president endorsed by Moon Man instead.

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Y'know, as much as I'd love to be rid of them, all the celebs claiming they're going to Canada are bullshitting. It's similar to claiming they're leaving social media. They have crowds of idiots & paparazzi following them around in the U.S. & if they go to Canada that will be reduced to a handful of people at best. They are, first & foremost, attention whores. They're not going to leave the states because this is where they get the most attention.

Naturally none of them are going to Mexico or predominantly Islamic countries. Places that they tirelessly advocate the U.S. commit demographic genocide by accepting massive unregulated immigration from. Policies which don't affect them as they live in a bubble of liberal groupthink, in gated communities surrounded by walls & security while the rest of the nation would actually have to deal with the tremendously negative impacts of mass immigration.

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im really kind of mad right now

Just took the lead in Pennsylvania.

Official Landslide Incoming

twitter.com/ AGoldmund/status/796213226656727040

FIRST THERE WAS 9/11 AND NOW WE HAVE 11/9

I met him once. He is a really nice guy.

The full story would make your head spin. To give you a hint she actually blamed her daughter when she finally opened up about the abuse, despite the fact psycocock had also been scamming her the whole time to the tune of several hundred thousand dollars

BODIES ON THE STREET
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO

SAVAGE

If they moved here to Canuck chances are no one will give a flying fuck about them and they'll have to survive out in the woods.

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

What a shame, I wanted to thank her. We might have never gotten to this position if it wasn't for her shitfit.

Hey at least we know your wife votes for her.

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11/9 will be remembered for centuries
People will be naming their kids after The Don for millenia, like how people are still called Alexander these days after Alexander the Great immortalized the name.

TUMBLRINAS ON SUICIDE WATCH

They didn't grow up with Nintendo.

Thread theme

I really like his stand-up bits. He's funny…but god damn are his opinions outside of that just shitty.
What is sexist about not wanting some evil person in power?

You guys have a stash right?

Gee, I wonder how we got to where we are?

Mexican on TYT stream is flipping her shit at women who voted from Trump.

Donald Trump Election Watch Party
youtube.com/watch?v=r1_p6A56ZVI

Make idols great again!

oh baby a triple

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Daily reminder to go to pebblit, twitter, tumblr and faceberg to oppress the shit out these muggafuggas until the suicide!!

As a Canadian supporter of Trump, the idea of you guys inflicting Schumer on us actually makes a small part of me want Hillary to win.

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Your aunt is confirmed member of Hillary's pedo cult. Gas her

PRAISE KEK

kek I wish I was watching that right now but there's too much salt in too many places to mine it all.

Victory has never tasted this good

He made Trump look adorable

It was rigged. It was rigged to the greatest extent possible AGAINST TRUMP. But he has still won.

The rigging cost me tens of thousands of dollars, but fuck it. Glad to have the God emperor in power. Now we can all survive until the fucking Singularity.

Beautiful.

twitter.com/search?q="Se o Trump"&src=tren

A whole hashtag of kvetching mexicans. This is the fucking motherlode.

someone go tell leftypol they failed

That's portuguese tho

and right

AND THUS, KEK HAS MANIFESTED HIMSELF

ron paul on RT it's happening!!!!!!! rt.com/usa/365881-us-single-party-ron-paul/

I don't speak burrito, son.

I FUCKING LOVE IDOLS AND I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA

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THE GREAT TRIGGERING OF 2016!!!

what else will kek trigger???

This is going to be the greatest memory of my life. When 2999 autists and I (also autist) managed to save america.

The history books will forget us but we as brother will remember forever. We did it brothers. We fucking did it.

Get ready for the sodium overdose.

They still are clinging to hope.

Shut up, satan! I need to put one hand on a tit, one pulling on a forearm and my mouth biting the back of the neck so I can assert my dominance! I have no time for gluteus maximus!

A nuclear explosion in israel.

Why do they hate 3rd parties so much?

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Y'know what I'm looking forward to most? The end of funding to the marxist indoctrination programs that created these people. They are so emotionally damaged that if you went back just a few decades ago these sorts of people would be in a fucking mental institution 100%. I really want to see an end to this. These people are mentally destroyed & cannot deal with reality. Without those gov-funded indoctrination programs this shit would not be nearly as bad as it has become.

A satanist that used to run around with A Wyatt Mann is kvetching about racism and sexism.
Fuck this is hilarious.

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Why have you not redeemed your family's honor user?

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I'm drunk as fuck and self-replying but fuck I love you all so much.

I've been so dead inside for so long and I feel alive as shit tonight.

Yup, we're drowning in salt atm

Oh dear, I botched my post

Just to say that the female reporters at TV3 (spanish tv) are pissing their diapers while the male reporter is trying to calm them and be honest with Don

Why 6000?

I'm rooting for…
THE BIG ONE

Come on now

Speaking of Amy Schumer in Canada, she just had to cancel a bunch of shows here due to laryngitis.

A silent Amy Schumer on stage would be more funny than her usual self, though.

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My nigga, you got some fucking great taste.

Just thinking about all the things a Trump presidency will defund and abandon is making me so fucking happy. Just think about it, if we're putting America first then forget Israel, are the Saudis even going to survive the next 8 years? They've got external threats, internal threats and a looming succession crisis and they've only survived so long because we're propping them up.

Why not*

Ask her why she is so ableist against little people.

Kek will smite your Aunt.

I'm gay and I voted Trump. Fuck you.

It was a privilege to be in the company of such fine people tonight.

Don´t stop memeing. We must conquer the stars.
Shadilay.

As a maintenance man in a pork processing plant who can weld, program logic controllers, wire up phone and electrical circuits, build and maintain email servers (lol) and build computer networks…i'm offended, Mr. Swan.

I've never set foot in a college classroom, have very little debt, and raise three boys and support a wife that stays home and raises them as I provide for their needs.

Guess I ruined your entitled little life. Fuck you, you cunt. Die in your mom's basement, having never paid back your college debt. I'll retire at 62 and smoke weed til I die of old age.>>8148290

That's one clever frog

twitter.com/gehrig38/status/796121261504131076

How correct was (((Curt Schilling))) so far?

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pretty much this. How many undecided were turned off my liberal snark and smug. How many people asked honest questions and were told, "I don't have to educate you, educate yourself." How many missed chances for the DNC this year.

And will any soul searching be honest or will they just blame others and double down?

Too bad, she should take all of them anyway. Hopefully it's enough to OD.

I've never seen so many "literally"s in my life… It's beautiful

Hillary supporters literally crying.

A Wyatt Mann is a satirical faggot.

Pretty rad guy. Loves his legs.

Be like the Don, do the octopus grope. Tentacle rape the bitches.

This is only the beginning brothers. They're powerless to stop our shitposting now. We have won for all eternity.

thats the spirit lad, lemons into lemonade.

You sounded great until you went all DUDE WEED.

the continuation

FUCK YEAH!
WE WE WILL TASTE VICTORY SOON!

So Trump basically just won?

Good night lads. Never doubt Kek. Remember that those who slander Kek are jews who seek to weaken his power. Kek has granted us the most important victory in our lifetimes tonight. Brexit will now happen for sure with Trump to twist the arms of the Yurps. This step enables all steps hereafter.

Thank everyone for working so hard to make this moment happen.

Praise Kek!

Israel just locked in a ten year 38 billion dollar aid deal so no on that.

It feels good

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If he holds everything he has RIGHT NOW, he wins with 309 electoral college votes.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

I came here just to enjoy this thread

t. commie

As long as we avoid going to war for them then we win

So what, we throw money down that hole too and even then we have to intervene to keep the yemeni goatherders from breaking through the border. Money doesn't buy you an effective military when its the house of Saud in charge.

Not current but recent salt, song a day cuck Jonathan Mann singing a song about how he thinks Twitter closed Donald Trump's account. Did that actually happen? It's back up, now.

Time to abandon your marxian ways, friendo. It is an eternal sink-hole of anti-civilizational shitlibism.

Recognize the value of your folk and nation as Stalin and Che did, and your Socialism becomes National Socialism.

impressive, I've never met one

Deluded. If that were the only pro-trump demo (white males, no college) I don't think he could've won.

COME ON, MICHIGAN. GO TO TRUMP
SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE SUPER ARYANS

Fuck off, you don't deserve to be a part of this

Kek has been smiting her all year, she's been in a car accident and had a cancer scare before this latest round.

That's why I've been memeing, digging and praising so hard this whole time. Kek truly delivers.

Eh, as long as you're not trying to start shit. Grab a beer and let's shittalk shit-tier leftists together.

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2016 is the best year of my entire life

t. Some argie

I'M REACHING LEVELS OF SMUG THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!

"leftists"

fuck… I just realized… if Trump wins Canada will be flooded with even more Liberals…

Oh well, ours is a swamp so flooded it probably couldn't be drained anyway.

Better we take this bullet so America can be saved. I can just ride the collapse and then move to American utopia that Trump will build.

Honor our sacrifice.

I'll be really happy if my Michigan vote is what ultimately put him in the white house.

Funny how self absorbed and conceited she is when she's so butt-ugly.

Lefties are such cucks.

That stream is himalayan gourmet salt. So many crying women.

Liberty, user, dictates that if I so choose, I am able to consume a harmless plant. Notice that I mentioned "after I retire…"

I'm not selfish enough to take money from feeding and providing for my family for DUDE WEED. I choose to abastain from weed and alcohol for the time being. But at 62…sign me up, because I will have paid my debt to the white race and american society - I will have earned a simple retirement of RVing and herb. Judge me, idgaf lol

The water flows to canada.
One way to drain the swamp.

=FOR TRUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==

moviebob and his friends are on suicide watch, hard to even keep up with all the salt he's tweeting and retweeting

Doesn't mean the people in Canada who aren't retarded want these useless leeches.

we're doing it guys, it took a year, people doubted us, but holy fuck, we're doing it, everything feels amazing, i'm so fucking happy, I love you guys. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Canada won't accept them because they don't accept Syrian refugees.

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I don't think I've ever been this hard

if dubs he gets his long overdue heart attack

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The website for Immigration and Citizenship for Canada is overloaded! People are actually following through with moving to Canada!

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Oh the irony

Official Hillary/SJW/cuck/libtards theme here.

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I AM GOING TO FURIOUSLY DICK
ALL THE IDOLS

salty in more ways than one

More movieblob pls, I hate that greasy ass piece of shit. I was trying to find good fap material, but that'll do nicely.

this is the greatest day of my life, thank you magnificent autists

We were cucked long before this campaign, back when SJW's adopted the leftist sticker

I'm just here for their sweet salt

Meme harder!

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As we collect the salt it is important to remeber the words of the Emperor, and keep them close at all times. HAIL VICTORY

Oh boy. Hopefully it's all Ontario they go to.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AHHHHH

I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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The democratic process was a mistake.

THEY WILL HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN SINCE WE WILL ANNEX CANADA AFTER WE MAGA

Salt from socially-conscious eceleb betas is some of the tastiest.

boasting in the most historic Holla Forums bread

WE WHITE HOUSE NOW

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I love you guys

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Any and all pro-trump canucks need to surround major airports with MAGA signs.

implying it would be difficult to gain Mexican citizenship

as long as you aren't wanted for any crimes I'm sure it's easy enough to get a passport to visit Mexico, and I'm sure they'd love stable Americans as new citizens.

You could even be a dual citizen to come vote in US elections, so long as you pay your taxes for earning in Mexico.

Think about all the chads and fags who will try to hijack the far right when it becomes popular soon
BLACK PILLLLLLLLLLLL

I'm just waiting for one of these cucks to kill their self.

I think this Generoso Tandiama guy needs a visit from the Secret Service.

get that nigger

PROJECT

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU GUYS

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

FUCK I LOVE YOU ALL

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(((Schumer))) wants to learn Spanish so she can go to to Spain.

NBC News and MSNBC are blaming muh-soggy-knee

YES YOH-WAH MAH-JES-TEE

I've listened to a live podcast of them for once. It was during the primaries and they were shitting on Trump hard. Never watched one again.

Nate Silver on suicide watch.

live salt

news.sky.com/watch-live

Just look at this cuckoldry. This is from a cruzcuck I know

Can someone jog my memory, what's that saying about atheists in foxholes?

(Checked) Respect.

I'm not at the emotional stage yet, I'm still drinking lib tears

I don't want that kike cunt anywhere near my country!!!.

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA

IT'S HAPPENING!

GLORIOUS

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING DEUS KEK

Posting from my facebook feed.

Jesus christ, the damage control is extreme about how EVIL WHITEY IS and HOW BITTER AND NASTY Trump is.

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CENK IS GONNA KILL MORE ARMENIAINS AFTER THIS WATCH OUT

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

I live in Canada.

its so fuck watching the personal lolows writhe in agony over this

He's a non-stop fountain of salt, he seriously tweets/RTs about 6-10 per minute

GLOBALISM ON SUICIDE WATCH!

gib artist pls

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You should try TYT, they actually think it's not over yet.

Artist name?

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Ah fuck he's gonna get suicided isn't he

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twitter.com/katyperry/status/796227455082233858

Move here and help America great again

TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN PENN STATE IN 1 95%+

At this point it's improbable. He surely write in his next book: "At least my state was one of the sane ones."

Revolution is here already you dumb cunt

There's only one of me and I can't drive.

FUCKING BRING IT, BITCH!

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Lol noguns are gonna perform a revolution.

Good luck fags.