Samurai Jack XCIII

What is her name edition.
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I swear if this is some stale rickroll shit I'll track your IP and clown you.

It wasn't

thank you OP watching now

thank OP, Great episode
blood was spilled
Six left
Dailymotion is fucking cancer.
I remember when I could use wget on there website now we can't even download anything.
At least I still can capture my screen.
DRMs will never win.

Is this the successor to this thread?

It's already past the bump limit

Is Western animation saved?
Or are, like Japan, doomed to repeat the same thing over and over to pander to a demographic with insanely narrow tastes?

I swear to god I was taken back in time.

Now, I just to want fight villains from afar in my giant robot car.

Buttercup down.

It really feels like it's the early 2000's again.

Apparently their masks can show expressions now.
I thought I was seeing things but no, it's there, what's up with this?

Thanks to the user from the last thread that posted the mega link!

It's the angle. Also one of those things that only exists in motion.

I thought the same thing until I noticed the unevenness of the lips and color scheme, I think Tartakovsky did this on purpose.

She learnt that trick from Deadpool and Spiderman. And then there were six

The new voice actor for Aku did a pretty good job. Better than the guy they found for Avatar.

…isn't it the same guy?

Fuck off.

Woops, yeah. I guess he just got better at doing the voice.

His american accent is still too prevalent.


FUCKING CASUALS GET OUT!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at least you're not totally retarded thistime

this is a safe place
My sides
If companies like CN continues to hire people who's purpose is to push BS political agenda instead of making a wacky/goofy/Nice cartoons then No there is nothing saved.
But at least the last bastion of making shit done and good made with love seems to be in the AS… team.

it's the future

It's a good voice.
Not the same, but a good one.


The original voice actor his dead user.

I think he means the same guy that covered for Uncle Iroh in Avatar.

Not Mako, I was responding to this

IT BEGINS

Feminist Buthhurt will begin only if you post
“They’re just robots- only nuts and bolts…”

Hey meant it's the same guy they got to replace Mako.
The same one they got to voice Iroh for the last season of Avatar and all of Korra

It's fine user I got it.

Her name is

FUCKING DEEEEEAAAAADDD

Shit, man, it was perfect.
It was really creative of Genndy to use the censorship of the old show to his advantage to create a new issue for Jack.

fucking awesome. I can't wait to see him take down the other six.

THEY'RE JUST ROBOT - ONLY NUTS AND BOLTS

or was it because he got stabbed at the same time ?

This is a good start.

I swear Jack has killed before though.

They’re just robots- only nuts and bolts…

>>>/jojo/

I thought he sounded partly mexican.

>or was it because he got stabbed at the same time?

Reaction image, dolt.

Those are very unique eyes she has. Much like her grove, you could get lost in them.

This is what jack has forgotten.
After so many years of fighting only soulless robots he dehumanized himself.
He has forgotten what aku did and still does to people.
Killing a living bean is a good way for the plot to make jack realize that he needs to find his swords to stop aku.

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Why not both ?

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Only nuts & bolts…

Hex best girl, delete Dot

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I KNEW IT. YOU GAY FUCKING NIGGERS, I KNEW IT. MY HUNCH WAS RIGHT, ONE GIRL PER EPISODE UNTIL THERE'S NONE LEFT!

No. Worse. Last one will be redeemed and she'll take up the sword from Jack and be the one to slay Aku…

No you gay lord.

Chances are the bitch is dead or Aku will kill her. In the end Jack will either die or he'll take down Aku by total force.

This is a nice twits….
But I would have proffered after all that time that the samurai would stab aku himself

“They’re just robots- only nuts and bolts…”

That's not the plot incarnate of stupid. It's obvious all the bitches die, Jack either dies or succeeds and somehow whoops Aku. That or something odd occurs between the two.

One of them will be stupidly redeemed and when that night comes I'll be here saying 'I told you so' multiple times while tears stream down my face.


It's a twit and cliched move thought up by some bitch here who delivers the coffee and donuts. Why they listened to her I'll never know.

Or he finds blue Morpheus

The guardian smurf shows up and he sends Jack back in time.

What kind of donut do you order in the AS studio ?

Oh come on man, have some faith. If you're actually right I'm done with animation forever. I'm gonna draw my own garbage and fuck everyone.


Maybe. Though we don't know for sure, I hope he reappears though, it would be nice for Gendy to recall that.

But it's not the sword. He has relied too heavily on it. It's magic, sure, but his dad even scolds him for putting emphasis on it rather than himself in the first episode. The wielder is the one who is important. He'll go on a journey of self-discovery and the sword will get back to him with no effort, like it was just waiting. ThT's what I think.

If it's that then it's not far from the monomyth path then.
If I don't mistake.

Yeah, he fell for the one thing that he was told not to. In the end I hope he stays off of finding his blade until the end of the series. So he only uses it against Aku if that occurs at least.

Mostly whole-wheat with some glazed, chocolate and jelly filled, but Bryan always asks for that stupid reeses donut from Krispy Kreme.

Someone should make a webm of the part where Aku and Aku suddenly scream at the same time.

Mako's replacement does a better job at sounding like Aku when voicing Therapist Aku, for some reason.

I'm still banking on Jack realizing that he can't actually get back to the past, but that he can still save the future by killing Aku. So he'll end Aku and simultaneously his only way to get back to the past.

TRAILER UP

Do you guys thin that time travel is what actually fucked with his age or could it be something deeper? Like there's some sort of curse or enchantment over him that binds him to Aku's life to make sure that he is never killed so as to always be around in the hopes of slaying Aku or something?

Seven Sexy Ninja Chicks on Jack!

Will he still be able to use it after he killed someone? Can only a good person wield the sword?

I'd take a female is torn and shredded clothes over a male thanks.

Killing by itself isn't a bad or good intention.
It the "why" the reason that is considered good or wrong.
Is a bird killing/feeding of a worm a bad thing ?
Is defending/killing religious assassins zealot a bad thing ?
In the absolute there is no bad.
But jack just want's to spare lives if possible.
And that is Honorable.

So, any connection yet from the comic book series?

The comics were always non-canon(if you can even apply that to Samurai Jack). I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Genndy throws in a nod here or there.

Just found that review Gennedy did, and how stupid it was when they shilled it a "The continuation of Samurai Jack's adventures!"

*Six.

That would be a shit twist

That would be terrible enough, however, the theory that Jack dies and in so doing allows a redeemed Aisha to finish off Aku, would be even worse. Obviously Aisha is a big deal to Genndy he is giving her the most characterization and gave her the hairstyle of his beloved from Symbionic Titan. That would ruin the entire story of Jack, of course, so hopefully nothing like that happens.

Who's up for some giant woman porn?

Feels bad.


I love how the same episode that has Jack killing a person can have Aku being his own therapist. If only more shows were as good as this.

I was feeling slightly anxious for the quality of the second episode, considering the first one had slight pacing issues, but holy shit that gave the best episodes of the original a run for their money. Genndy still has his touch.

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He might still be linked to the sword, I guess.

I was glued to the screen the whole episode. Good fucking lord what a ride.
THEY'RE JUST ROBOTS, ONLY NUTS AND BOLTS

Also
Mind Jack telling Jack to commit seppuku
WEW

Jack commits Sudoku after killing Aku and the kids, unable to live in his time peacefully due to his time in the future.

Masks are always expressive in cartoons.

Interesting given it's the old Jack in his mind who's encouraging him to kill himself, and it's the dark horseman Jack who leads him out.

Just watched, holy fucking shit LET`S GO

I doubted Genndy after the first episode because the pacing was so weird, but now it seems he didn`t lost his way, if the remaining episodes are half as good as this one I am a happy guy

A few things going on here. Notable that both Aku and Jack are having conversations with themselves over the endlessness and futility of their feud, and both have basically given up on active effort and are just going through the motions.

Also, the daughters are essentially competing with Jack at his own game; born, raised and trained with the specific purpose of killing him, and extremely good at it. (Kinda notable that the masks and costumes seem to indicate they're not the first of the Daughters of Aku, and yet it seems implied Jack has never faced them before)

And the total destruction of all of Jack's fancy new gear from his bike to his blade. Heck, they even slashed his beard.

I bet he's spent the last decade noting down any good Samurai Jack ideas he has/samurai movies he wants to rip off, and the miniseries is the best of the lot.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Aku should really fire those damn scientists. Theyve been making the same robots for 50 years and they all die instantly.
also the fucking animation in that hallway scene. My cock was rock hard.

The one thing that's a bit bothersome, besides Aku's new voice, is that there is something off about his appearance. With the first four seasons fresh in my mind, He looks to have been drawn a bit thinner, and that his face has a lighter shade of green being used, and fits on his face even less than before. My eyes aren't seeing it, but my brain is detecting something

I mean he does say in the episode he doesn't care anymore and they can do whatever they want.

they should go back to the X series. The beetle bots were being produced because the wold was already taken over and they only needed a cheap method of enforcement.

You can do better user.

Fuck this scene is so GOOD.

Fuck, I can't help but watch it over and over again.

"Hammerspace"

now you done it

lets not be rash

therapy aku is extra thin
he's just shifting a bit
head is weird tho

Anybody gonna post a mega link to the new episode? Where's the user from

you belong in a garbage can

He stopped eating because he's depressed.

Silly question, but what if the girls are, in fact, Jack's daughters and they were raised by a crazy yandere ex-girlfriend?

It's possible but I'm not sure. It could be someone that Jack had meant years before in the 50 year timeskip. Unaware she was an Aku cultist he had relations with her to feel some comfort then ran off again. That'd be a dark twist to take but there's no telling where they're going with it just yet.

I guess all those storytime threads are spoonfeeding also huh?

P U R E K I N O

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I hope not, only because if Jack ever found out he'd accidentally murdered his own flesh and blood it would break him as a character. He would definitely end up taking Old Jack's advice and sudoku himself.

And that would all be very depressing.

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That would be perfect to be honest.

>inb4 Aku gets banished to The Powerpuff Girls reboot universe

Genndy really does have good taste in films.

hehhheehhh
its funny because thats kinda of the theme of the show
the time traveling

Anyone think that the Scotsman is gonna die in a blaze of glory, defending Jack as he goes forth for a lead on where his sword is? The only thing we see of him currently is three seconds of him possibly on a with him firing a minigun.

Truly the most horrifying punishment in all of animation.

its a psychology joke, it isn't political.

thats some bad larping, I doubt they would make the end so shitty.
since the beginning it's been jack and aku, hamfisting jacks assassin as a hero in the end would ruin it totally.

they really put emphasis as it being a new aku, perhaps they wanted to establish he is different now and put in the subtle differences to help people react.

god i fucking hate steven universe
its sjw cringy shit

You gotta give it to Jack for being a badass and ignoring his mind self and the dark horseman like they're just fucking nothing

Jack may be going crazy from psychological stress but he knows it and keeps a cool head. What a fucking badass.

Yep. There's a big piece of him that wants to just break down and commit Sudoku, but the piece that's telling him to keep going is still bigger than it.

He killed people in the show before. Jack killed the bounty hunter that tried to team up and kill him.

They’re just robots- only nuts and bolts…

By the way was it ever explained (in universe I mean) why Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, all powerful and all mighty, who could summon the dead etc. needed Dr. Wily's discount creations to fight his nemesis?

Go watch Tale of X9

I think that named daughter of Aku's gonna be the last one standing against Jack after he murders the others, he manages to disarm her and put her in a vulnerable position but ultimately spares her after realizing that she's only in the position she's in because of Aku's evil. Like said, having to deal with human opponents fiercely loyal to an evil as big as Aku's would be the perfect catalyst for him to get his sword back and take care of Aku once and for all.

beat me to it.

They're just robots- only nuts and bolts…

I'm looking forward to a robot telling Jack that he's "Just meat and bones".

What did he wrote Holla Forums?

Clearly Jack and that named waifu from the first episode will fuck and she will go back into the past with him.

Fuck off Holla Forums

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>>>/reddit/

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I wish they didn't show any blood at the lone wolf scenes before showing this. Would've made it have a lot more impact.
And what the fuck was with that music in the king's tomb? Should've been just silent ambient and footsteps.
Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20.

How many episodes are there supposed to be in this season? I've heard the term "mini-season" thrown around, so what, is it going to be just 5 or 6 episodes to wrap things up?

see

10, iirc

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Genndy is to good for this world

Straight from the evil horse's mouth.

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i'm proud of you user

for fucks sake user

nice

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How old was the Scotsman when they first meet? For the looks and the fact that he is on a wheelchair, he's probably hitting the nineties


nice one

Does anyone else notice that his beard transitions from black to grey?

Might be the lighting

I bet they realized after coloring the first episode that it all just meshes together with his mane too much. I didn't see a problem with it, but I guess they know what they're doing.

perfect

Watch it again. It's black when his hair is away from his beard. When his hair is hanging straight down that's when the color changes, so it's easy to make out what's beard and what's not.

It is the guy they found for Avatar

It's not a bad voice. But it's missing the je ne sais quois that Mako gave Aku, baby.
It makes me feel like, where Jack has changed, Aku has too. Aku seems to have lost his spark, or some other element to him. But that's fitting, considering everything. So I feel I can let it slide.

That slash should have taken her head off

*teleports behind you*

The je ne sais quois is Mako hamming up the accent and to a lesser extent hamming it up in general. The new guy isn't doing a Japanese accent at all. It was noticeable with Iroh but it really sticks out with Aku since that was such a part of his character.

how the fuck do I know how to pronounce it and what does it mean?

Still PG14. Maybe she tried to move away, but was still too slow? Actually, that would've been too edgy

normal swords don't do it that easily, it can take at least a few hits before the head gets sliced off

Human necks are pretty robust and katanas are pretty flimsy. He also didn't get a good swing on her. He was in close and doing a spin.

And thrown mechanical spears don't just slice through a bugbot like butter. We're talking style here, not plausibility.

1) Katanas are supposed to be really sharp
2) The force of the blow should have been enough to do it in one

and how the fuck do you know that
it still doesn't mean you can easily cut people in half

It's French and means basically "that little something special". You've heard people say it a lot.


1) The neck is full of thick muscle and fucking bone. Being sharp doesn't help much with bone. You need heft, i.e. mass, which katanas lack.
2) Katanas are very light for a sword and he swung it with a fraction of his strength and without the ability to aim well because of that spin and being in so close.

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Oops. Didn't mean to spoiler.

FOOOOOLISH SAMURAI!

Thanks, I thought I was losing my mind over here.


Jack's cut plenty of metal robots in half with a katana using one hand. Give it a rest both of you, this is a useless argument.

a MAGIC katana

That still needed enhancement to cut Mondo bots.

Yeah well Jack brought steel to an adamantium fight.

it was still probably stronger than the average katana

For god's sake, anons, how many times do I have to tell you this?
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

I haven't watched anything yet from the new season, is the OP a link to the first episode or second?

Seconding this

are we being raided by imbeciles?
Check it yourself!
it's second, link to first is in there as well

Thanks wasn't sure if it was second episode or not. The link in it to what is supposedly the first episode isn't working though, gives me screen in pic.

Any idea where to find first episode now?

These mats are supposed to be the same thickness and durability as your flesh.

That's probably it. I would love to hear a demo reel from the voice actor. See if he's capable of approximating that little extra bit he's missing.


A French term used frequently in English. is close to if not exact about the meaning. You'd use the term when talking about what makes something special or great. Either in comparison to imitators or just in general.
It literally means something to the effect of "I do not know what." At least so far as I understand it. (Je, I, ne, do not, sais, know, quois, what.) It's been a while since I was in French class. Sue me.


No. We're being raided by FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS.

He looked like he was in his 40s or mid 30s at best when they met. So yeah, most likely pushing the 90s now. Would be fun to see if he started his own clan made up of his warrior children and grandchildren loyal to Jack.

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Human flesh isn't a consistent durability. There's shitloads of fibre to cut through in the muslces. It's a great big mess that will slow down any blade, especially one with as little mass as a katana. What you posted is stuff they do for show. I have no doubt that those guys could fuck someone up, but being able to cut inanimate mates to clean chunks won't translate to a living, squishy, dodging human body.


You're right about the literal translation, but it means the common use. Sort of like how saying You Know What/Who has more to do with connotation than literal meaning.

Muscle wouldn't pose much problem if your implement is sharp enough. Bone, you wouldn't need to cut through the vertebrae, what you'd do is cut through the intervertebral discs.
Doesn't really make much difference. Samurai have managed to behead their opponents in one stroke. Over in Europe, swordsmen have managed to behead their opponents in one stroke.

no wonder chicks dig french, not only does it sound like cunt munching, it's also DEEP
thanks that made me smile

Tameshigiri on prisoners and corpses was thing.
The results were marked on the tang of the sword. Some swords claim to have cut through five corpses.

Deadliest Warrior did a few stacked and hanging pig cutting tests.

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I couldn't find Deadliest Warrior, but here's some Discovery Channel.


FFFF

o u

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Its like 1999/2001 all over again.

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you know, out of context it sounds like it's describing a nigger father

Do tell user, how the fuck does "just nuts and bolts" describe a nigger.

You're kidding right?

Are your retarded?

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It's things like this that make me glad full/co/ exists.

yes.
Fuck, I just got it. I forgot those words could be verbs as well.

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"yuh nuh seh kwa"

Yo dawg, that's not cool. Ya feelin me G? If you nutsed in seven crazy preggo bitches wantin' dat child support, you'd run to. Fucking crazy ass hos. Now where am I at? I can't see shit

Holy shit the minigun is his fucking leg

Um… his leg has always been a minigun…

Fuck off highjinx

No, it was more like a submachine gun in his younger days.

Scotsman got an upgrade.

I just watched the first two episodes and I am sure it was talked about before, but, this music assassin, was he a take off of a celebrity or something? This voice patterns and mannerisms seemed so colorful I get this nagging feeling they were based off someone famous.

same VA as spongebob if that means anything.

I know it was Tom Kenny, it just felt like he was doing an impression for the performance.

Sammy Davis jr.

Just realized there's an animation error in this gif with his blue belt, it goes behind his cloak and also in front of his belt buckle.

I can see it. Thanks user.

I need to find the source of that Kasumi animation.

These threads are a gold mine. God bless Samurai Jack.

DID YOU FUCKING SAME FAG YOUR OWN POST

Did Jack do it with Ikra?

no

If he did, why hasn't Aku come after Jack immediately to pay alimony? Those 7 6 daughters of Aku didn't train to be killing machines for free. Samurai Jack… more like Deadbeat Dad Jack.

waste of trips

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Jack spends the next episode floating down the river, passing out from his wounds, he eventually wakes up, goes into the forest, finds a cave to hide into. the wolf from the previous episode shows up to the cave and the two bond while licking their wounds, while this is going on, aku's daughters are tracking him, and eventually come across a random deer in nature, a buck comes by and they thing it's Aku because of the horns, showing that they're ignorant of nature. Jack has a flashback of his childhood where his family is attacked by a enemy clan, his father takes care of it, saying something along the lines of "I give you a third choice, leave now and that will be the end of it, or fight me and face your destiny." after Jack recovers, he goes into a snowy part of the woods and aku's daughters eventually catch up to him, he quotes his father before the fight. At least 3 of the daughters are killed during this, they eventually go towards a cliff where Jack fucking throws 2 of them off. the last one, Asha, uses her chain to fight Jack, gets outsmarted and is hanging off the cliff by the chain. Jack undoes the chain and lets her fall off, but the cliff crumbles and Jack falls too, ending the episode.

FUCK

That fucking spoiler.

Holy shit, Jack is back.

Underage dogos get hugs only


Don't the animation go to waste user
unless you're baiting, refuse to read either way

I'm not baiting one bit, I was at the season premiere event where they screened 3 episodes seamlessly.

lucky bastard.

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I suppose tickling is alright to.

In that case every piece of literature with similar settings is also pedo shit.

God I love imageboards.

Daughters of Aku taken out so easily?

the deaths themselves are pretty fucking brutal, that much I won't spoil.

What if Jack kills aku but fails to get back to the past, realizes that his life in now empty without purpose and that he does not belong in this world and commits sudoku?

Save this post, its infa 100%

also he will kill the leader girls at the very end

What guardian?
I dont remember him

Also who is this shadowy raider that appeared in Jack hallucinations?

There are several websites that let you download videos from yt, dailymotion, vimeo…etc. Google can help you.

Besides why would you wanna download the ep from dailymotion when you can download it from any of the mega links posted? There was even one written in the description of the video itself.

If episode 2's was anything to go by.


he was a one episode character I think I'm rewatching season 2 atm so don't be annoyed you missed him.

I fucking keked when they presented Aku new improved supper beetle that dies in one hit and ironically saves jack he hides in the remains of the Armour
Also wasnt there a episode when Jack confronted scientist or some makers of robots? My memory might be failing me trough

If anything that line is mocking SJWs' safe spaces, pretty nice addition.

Jack should take out the Daughters of Aku with his dick.

Save it for the tumblr thread user

Its not, its a shot at therapy clichés

It's like some anons think everything is political or something.
when chances are it isn't

It's "Ashi" my dear user. Aisha is a different kind of ninja.

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See

I was not ready for this

Come again?

He means to say that there may have been other girls who became daughters of aku in the past.

Well, the whole introductory sequence has a cave full of women in those same masks and costumes (though with the horn thingies that resemble Aku's horns, which aren't present on the younger daughters) as the daughters are being born. They mention hoping to get Aku-sempai to pay them attention again, and then the training sequence seems to show they're pretty well prepared. Though guessing the daughters being sent out against Jack are the first ones, but they likely plan to pop out more if the first litter fails.

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Well you can't really blame them what with the state of Marvel comics these days.


Just call him already. He's on the fucking computer.

Character growth baby

I can't fucking wait now

Wow Jack has been a much bigger dick than i remembered him to be

Why season 5 is trying to whitewash this terrible terrible samurai?

slightly too furry

Fuck, that's pretty nice user.


Hope the Scotsman doesn't die like a fiddle.

Me too

Oh hey, we all know that guy.

Hope the scotsman's daughter gets in on the action.

It's a work of art user.

So… The next episode literally ends on cliffhanger?

yes.

To be honest, Jack is in no position to do such a thing. He lost his big trump card, he is weak, the girls are good enough to give him a real hard time and they might be beyond salvation in the brainwashing department.
Sometimes happy endings are jut not an option.
But who was the SJ's Granny Goodness? She trained the girls, but it seems like Aku don't even know about what is happening.
As stated, there are many more and, where the fuck are they coming from? Hell, they might really be "X-23 tier" clones too TBH.

Maybe they are just Aku cultists?
The world is pretty large so i doubt that Aku can keep track on every group

You know, speaking of oral history, their first meeting reads like some folk tale, complete with "and they fought fer a day and a night, neither stopping fer a moment until they were too tired ta carry on."

Or lore inconsistency?


This tickles the boner in my heart

Tom Kenny has done a shitload of voices in the series.

If that turns out to be true I will throw insults around like an angry scotsman at an Irish pub.

FTFY

Fuck. Got a new fantasy now.

fuck

A bit late but here's an exploitable template.

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goatse

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For you.

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I just noticed the part where Jack gets mad (hand shaking) is the one that's a racial slur.

I didn't ask for feels

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to me it seems aku got more German.

Didn't Jack also kill that gargoyle that one time? Sure it wasn't flesh and blood, but it wasn't a robot. Also he was willing to cut Mrs. Metal Eater's face off without even knowing she was a robot.

IKR? Sounded more like a german or other northern european accent than an asian one.

Not sure why Genndy is making Samurai Jack killing a person a plot point. Maybe he just got a good deal on red ink. XD

Bonus

Which DoA dies next? Place your bets!

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