What is the worst episode of ST:TNG and why is it "Suddenly Human"?

this would be my vote. shades of grey isn't even an episode really, they had no money so they had no choice. sub rosa is a fully funded trash heap.

Are you me? I'm also in the middle of a Trek marathon and that episode was the only one I fast-forwarded through.

How come Deanna Troi's chair has a slit going through the back of it? Does she have a habit of shitting herself or is it for easy access for her multiple daily sex partners?

No shit. I'm wrapping up S5 of DS9 right now, too. I'm doing the abbreviated version, though - mostly skipping the filler episodes and all the Bajoran-centric bullshit. The first 5 seasons average about ten or twelve episodes per that you have to watch to get the overall story, but the rest is totally skippable.

Side note: Kai Winn was a babe back in the day.

The one with loli Kirsten Dunst.

Season 7.

The one where Riker fucks a bulldyke

the one where Sisko (such a dumb name) play baseball with vulcan.

That's a tranny.

Come on, that episode was great. I liked the old man who was acting like a fangirl.

I don't care what Tumblr says, that's a space bulldyke.

The worst episodes are easily the ones where they toss out futuristic space adventure for some shitty meta story about contemporary or historic fads or Shakespeare or gunslinging or some shit. Basically all the worst ones are holodeck episodes.

There's honestly more bad episodes than good episodes. The show starts to go to shit midway through season 4. If I had to pick one it would be the episode where everyone except Data devolves into animals.

The best ones were the Q episodes, and the best episode of all was Qpid.

Also, Barkley's holodeck program where he fucks all the women and kills all the men in Hollow Pursuits is some of the best kino ever kinoed.

Also Elementary, Dear Data. Basically the holodeck fucking ruled. Comfy episodes is what TNG did best.

The worst episodes involved Wesley. Whatever episode has the most seconds of Wesley Crusher on screen is the worst one. Like that Indian shit in Journey's End, and 50% of Season 1.

Couldn't agree more. They could have at least made him half a delinquent or a serial killer or something - anything to spice things up. He was always such a goody-two-shoes. It was so sickening. And that whole bullshit the The Traveller, and Wesley is the special chosen one who can create warp fields with his mind, and he just disappears somewhere in season 7 (one of the first maquis episodes iirc), but then in one of the TNG movies, he's at Troy & Riker's wedding just chilling.

Such a clusterfuck.

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Noticing how fucked up the Federation actually is and how wrong Gene Rodenberry was is a good redpill for sci-fi geeks.

but that's wrong, "Identity Crisis" is far worse

Only way to watch it TBH.
That filler/Bajoran shit is likely why the ratings were so shit in general.
I never liked DS9 until I was able to marathon through it and skip the fucked up episodes.

Isn't that like half the series?

It eats up a lot of the show, yes. But so much of that is just nonsense. In essence, the whole show is about Sisko, The Prophets wormhole aliens kai winn btfo, the Cardassians, and the Dominion. Bajoran elections, internal politics, etc., is all just boring and doesn't really add anything to the story - just makes it longer.

Go look at S3 on imdb and read some of the plots. Like 80% of S3 is skippable. Dax falls in love. Quark lies about killing a Klingon. The crew ends up in 1960s San Francisco. Bajoran peace negotiations. Vedek Bereil is dying. Counselor Troy's mom shows up and acts like a whore. Yawn.

I'm not saying that there's not some good episodes here and there. Just that they're non-essential. Odo and Quark crashed on that planet and have to climb the mountain - great episode. The one where they end up on Empok Nor being hunted by thawed-out Cardassian commandos and Garak goes crazy - good episode. I even like that baseball card episode, where Jake and Nog hustle and trade to try and get a baseball card for Ben. But it's not at all necessary to get the overall story of the show.

Truthfully, you can get through DS9 in 50 or 60 episodes and still know wtf is going on. The rest is filler/character development.

Instead watch all the Gul Dukat episodes up until the cliffhanger where he victoriously retakes the station and stop. DS9 is then perfect.

kino tbh
Insane Garak is badass

Any episode revolving Klingon traditions or any Klingon besides Worf. His son was OK.

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There were some shitty episode in the last season, but for me personally "In this moment I am euphoric: the episode" is the only one that I memorably dislike.

that episode was fucking kino, you shitty bajoran pleb

is he hover handing ironically or is he actually that autistic? i don't get how people can be that autistic

He didn't look to bad when he was younger. Is this what happens when you become a leftist niglet. I'm glad I grew out of communism when I was 14 and became a radical centrist

he's doing it ironically but only cucks do irony so it balances out.

I can never get over how fucking terrible his beard is. It's like he takes pride in looking like shit.

sub rosa's not even that bad, it's like they found a lost season 1 story and decided to clean it up and shoot it. actual season 1 was worse in every possible way. even when they had a cool idea, the acting was terrible and the stories dragged and made no sense.

also dr pulaski did nothing wrong

He has the same problem as me, without the beard you look like a 12 yr old boy.

I always wanted there to be an episode where Picard realizes he must send an away team, but it will be a suicide mission, so he sends

God, if only.

any crusher episode. even the dead dad's hologram was a fucking faggot.

Notch looks fucking miserable in that picture.

Sub Rosa is the worst, followed by Shades of Grey, but The Outrageous Okona is right up there.

That's not her "true" boyfriend.

Nemesis

Actually, all that came after Gene died.

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