We must use our ancient magick granted to us by Kek to push Trump to victory.
Here's an incantation for defeating the enemy from the Atharvaveda.
Ye Maruts, full of fiery heat, accept this offering brought for you To help us, ye who slay the foe. Maruts, the man who filled with rage against us beyond our thoughts would harm us, O ye Vasus, May he be tangled in the toils of Mischief: smite ye him down with your most flaming weapon. Each year come, friends to man, the tuneful Maruts, dwelling in spacious mansions, trooped together. Exhilarating, gladdening full of fiery heat, may they deliver us from binding bonds of sin.
Thee I invoke, the Bornless one. Thee, that didst create the Earth and the Heavens: Thee, that didst create the Night and the day. Thee, that didst create the darkness and the Light. Thou art Osorronophris: Whom no man hath seen at any time. Thou art Iabos: Thou art Iapos: Thou hast distinguished between the just and the Unjust. Thou didst make the female and the Male. Thou didst produce the Seed and the Fruit. Thou didst form Men to love one another, and to hate one another. I am ___ Thy Prophet, unto Whom Thou didst commit Thy Mysteries, the Ceremonies of ___: Thou didst produce the moist and the dry, and that which nourisheth all created Life. Hear Thou Me, for I am the Angel of Apophrasz Osorronophris: this is Thy True Name, handed down to the Prophets of _____. Hear Me: Ar: Thiao: Reibet: Atheleberseth: A: Blatha: Abeu: Eben: Phi: Chitasoe: Ib: Thiao. Hear Me, and make all Spirits subject unto Me: so that every Spirit of the Firmament and of the Ether: upon the Earth and under the Earth: on dry Land and in the Water: of Whirling Air, and of rushing Fire: and every Spell and Scourge of God may be obedient unto Me. I invoke Thee, the Terrible and Invisible God: Who dwellest in the Void Place of the Spirit: Arogogorobrao: Sochou: Modorio: Phalarchao: Ooo: Ape, The Bornless One: Hear Me! Hear Me: Roubriao: Mariodam: Balbnabaoth: Assalonai: Aphniao: I: Tholeth: Abrasax: Qeoou: Ischur, Mighty and Bornless One! Hear Me! I invoke Thee: Ma: Barraio: Ioel: Kotha: Athorebalo: Abraoth: Hear Me! Hear me! Aoth: Aboth: Basum: Isak: Sabaoth: Iao: This is the Lord of the Gods: This is the Lord of the Universe: This is He Whom the Winds fear. This is He, Who having made Voice by His Commandment, is Lord of All Things; King, Ruler, and Helper. Hear Me! Hear Me: Ieou: Pur: Iou: Pur: Iaot: Iaeo: Ioou: Abrasax: Sabriam: Oo: Uu: Ede: Edu: Angelos tou theou: Lai: Gaia: Apa: Diachanna: Chorun. I am He! the Bornless Spirit! having sight in the Feet: Strong, and the Immortal Fire! I am He! the Truth! I am He! Who hate that evil should be wrought in the World! I am He, that lightningeth and thundereth. I am He, from whom is the Shower of the Life of Earth: I am He, whose mouth flameth: I am He, the Begetter and Manifester unto the Light: I am He, the Grace of the World: "The Heart Girt with a Serpent" is My Name! Come Thou forth, and follow Me: and make all Spirits subject unto Me so that every Spirit of the Firmament, and of the Ether: upon the Earth and under the Earth: on dry land, or in the Water: of whirling Air or of rushing Fire: and every Spell and Scourge of God, may be obedient unto me! Iao: Sabao: Such are the Words!
Dominic Lee
The board is going to die tonight.
Henry Harris
This Hermetic Blessing requires a Priest and Priestess. Maybe some user with a gf can bless Trump with this one.
PRIEST. Awaken! And open thyself to the Wisdom of the Heavens! PRIESTESS. Awaken! And open thyself to the Wisdom of the Earth! PRIEST & PRIESTESS. Let us join together in balance between the living Heavens and the living Earth to invoke the Hermetic Blessing. PRIESTESS. Come unto me, O Thou Who dost breathe Spirit into us to give us life. PRIEST. Thy Name and Thy Spirit rest upon the good. PRIESTESS. Mayest Thou dwell in my heart and my mind all the days of my life— PRIEST. And bring unto fulfillment the highest aspirations of my Soul. PRIESTESS. Grant Thy Grace unto all my deeds— PRIESTESS & PRIEST. For Thou art I and I am Thou; Thy Name is my Name, and My Name is Thine; for that I am Thy Likeness. PRIEST. Above— PRIESTESS. —Below. PRIEST. Abraiao— PRIESTESS. —Ardimalekha. PRIEST. Hermês Trismegistos— PRIESTESS. —Isis Mystikê. PRIEST. All the Gods are One God— PRIESTESS. —All the Goddesses are One Goddess. PRIEST & PRIESTESS. —And there is One Initiator. PRIESTESS and PRIEST together trace in Holy Light the Wheel of Spirit. PRIESTESS. That Which is Above is as That Which is Below. PRIEST. The Light Divine is established.
Landon Evans
KEK grants by his own will, he is not invoked KEK cannot be summoned, yet he will grant your wishes should you prove worthy KEK is not a spell to be invoked KEK is a god, KEK is chaos, KEK is truth TRUMP WILL WIN, SHADILAY AND PRAISE KEK
Dominic Evans
Nigger we have had non stop threads about calling on kek since yesterday why the fuck would this one be the last one?
David Barnes
I meant 'one last time' in the sense of this being the last day to do so before the election is over.