You hate this movie because you hate yourself

They don't want to review stuff they want to make movies. They do the review stuff for a bit of fun and when it takes off they try and side line it into a sitcom and then into a movie. They lack the talent to do so and are basically got popular based on feeding people nostalgia rather than any talent they have. So everything they make basically sucks

I didn't hate it. I pitied it. It was honestly a sad thing to watch. Like watching a mid-life crisis and the death of a dream play out of screen.

This.
Making a feature length film around a framing device for reviews is an awful idea because they have no character to explore in a film, which is why AVGN movie and the CA films are such trash. The """characters""" only exist as a framing device for reviewing shit, they can't be the focus. At least Stoklasa was smarter and tried to make a film based around a separate character and not a Mr Plinkett or Half in the Bag film.

Spacecop was about as good as any other spoof film (ie scarymovie, meetthespartans) but with a much smaller budget.

AVGN isn't a movie critic, he's not even a videogame critic.

RLM, however, has no fucking excuse.

autism, and repressed homosexuality

It isn't supposed to be a spoof parody. Hell, the premise itself isn't that bad, and in more competent hands, it could have worked.

If Mike "The Ten-Inch Terror" Mattei fucks his wife in the ass, she's never going to be the same, ever again. She'll need to wear diapers, because his huge dick will completely ruin her sphincter, and she'll never be able to hold her shit ever again.

why do you think she had so much trouble giving birth?

Those movies are terrible though.

hey at least it's not the prequels

You hate this movie because you hate yourself

Spoof is a lost art

absolute kino

But what if I hate myself but like the movie?

Still not as ridiculous as this film

It's like looking at the poster for a pornography parody without any of the sex or humor. Critics truly are the scum of the earth without a creative bone in their bodies.

Goddard, Truffaut, Paul Schrader, Frank S. Nugent and Peter Bogdanovich were all critics turned film makers who made kino.

waaait a minute…

Meet the Spartans, sure, but I don't think it came close to the first two Scary Movies. The last good spoof movie was Not Another Teen Movie. It's a sad time when we have to rely on Seth Rogen for comedy.

you're a revolting human being

AVGN is not a critic, he's a guy who got frustrated by playing hard Nintendo games from his childhood.

Doge Walker, Nasty Cockslut, and Kike Cuclklasa are examples of self-appointed critics who produces dogshit movies when they had the chance.

I've never seen an AVGN video in my life.

I hate bazinga humor.

James is a game critic. He reviewed games. There's no getting around that.

He was and is an entertainer first and foremost. I he reviewed games he wouldn't have a gimmick like being angry and not deliberatly review shitty games.

You hate this movie because you hate yourself

I don't hate that movie though.
I don't hate any of these movies.
I don't want to see them, i cringe at them, but i don't hate them.
I feel nothing but pity for these people and their unrealized dreams.

James is primarily a movie critic and amateur filmmaker, that's why his company is named "cine"massacre. It was his game reviews as the character AVGN that made him popular but movies have always been his main focus.

By that logic Mike Stoklasa and RLM are entertainers first and foremost because they use the Mr Plinkett sitcom set up as a gimmicks in their reviews. Just because they and Cinemassacre have a jokey storyline attached to their reviews, doesn't mean they're not critics

Then he is a film critic, therefore still falls into the "critic" category that this post specifies:

If we want to glorify them, we could say they are the most entertaining film critics in history.

If we want to denigrate them, then they are the biggest hacks in history who had to resort to reviews.

Those type of spoofs get to rip off direct scenes for their comedy. The other type (Flying High, Naked Gun) are a bit more subtle. Space Cop was the latter, but without any star to carry it + low budget + less clever writing.

They actually have the audacity to sell these movies instead of just throwing them up on Youtube where they belong.

b-but it's intentionally bad, that's the joke.

I actually enjoyed the movie. I feel like a lot of people had an idea of what they would've wanted it to be and were disappointed, which is fair enough. But I remember when he first announced its existence years before it went into production, and he described it just as what it ended up being.

Honestly for all the bad and cheesy effects, I was more surprised at how much of it was legitimately good considering the budget, and it being James' first feature. Most importantly I found it very entertaining. Guess it's not for everyone though.

Now that he got the obligatory nerd flick out of the way, I wanna see him do one of his horror movie ideas next, either the comedy-horror, or the straight up horror. I think it would be even more interesting seeing one of those ideas made into a movie.

How much psychotropic drugs do you take daily?

None. What gave you the idea that I took any?

Liar liar pants on fire.

Why would anyone make or watch a movie about a real guy who makes fun of video games? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

You hate this movie because you hate Canadians.