’Twas the night ‘fore elections and all ‘cross the web
Not a thread went unshilled on boards alive or dead.
The battle flags were hung by the rifles with care
In hopes the God Emperor soon would be there.
The autists were nestled comfy by their screens
While R-W-D-S invaded their dreams.
With Trump in Manhattan and Hillary upstate,
The first polls came a-closin’; no more time to wait.
Then suddenly from the exit polls came fear;
The MSM checked and rechecked, but twas clear.
They ran to their counters and algorithms,
And when they confirmed it, they were fired like bums.
The Big Five news outlets all went to commercial
As the jews who owned them conferred and shouted, “Oh, no!”
When they finally were forced back on the air
The projections said Trump would win New York, fair square.
And though Hillary took most of the rest of New Eng,
She lost some EVs in the states that were swing.
More rapid than Twitter, in the results came,
And as the hour passed, to the MSM’s shame
“Now NorCar! now SouCar! now KY and TN!
And GA! and PA! and… FL and IN!
From the shoals of cold Maine! to the mouth of the Miss!
The east of the country has… FUCK HE WON OHIO!”
As vaginas borne by the feminists dry,
Now that victory was assured did cause Twitter to die,
So off to the Internet leftists all flew
To shitpost and troll and scream epithets, too.
And then from the southwest the first reports came–
Though the polls had not closed yet–they were all to blame
Trump for the racially-stoked violence they did
As beaners began to assault whites where they lived.
The election coverage was ground to a halt
(except to report once on Hillary’s salt)
As the stations all tuned to the Aztlan uprising
As the beaners unleashed on the whites they’re despising
Their assaults, how vicious! Their rapes, b'yond comprehension!
Their theft and their arson, releasing their tension!
Police all but useless (beaners in their ranks)
And some rogue military were manning their tanks
After an hour (in which Trump won more states)
There came reports of whites taking control of their fates.
They first came from Texas as homeowners shot
Every beaner they saw and left them to rot
Then the white Arizonans all took to the streets,
And of the illegals they made much mince meat.
And even from northern California news
Came from the whites there who were fed up of jews.
We spoke not a word, as when Saxons all hate,
And did what was needed for 1488.
As hours they passed and the uprising fell,
Each new western state was a toll of the bell.
Though the attacks and crimes continued for weeks,
By the morning of Wednesday, we’d slain the beast.
The one with a cunt, who could only impotently yell,
“TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER! THIS COUNTRY WILL BURN IN HELL!”
'Twas the night 'fore elections
5.5/10 at least you got nubs
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Trumpmas
Fuck you, bitch. I won’t have you demeaning my poem. That’s fucking right, it’s MINE. I wrote it months ago when he won the nomination. Props to OP for reposting it. I’d forgotten.
THIS IS NOW A MEDIA THREAD
Can’t Stump The Trump
Make the country great; ‘gonna make the country isolationist
Gonna go isolationist
(X4)
We’ve got a beef and it’s with our laws not being enforced
There’s a whole lot of illegals in our towns
(X2)
Can’t Stump The Trump!
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump!
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
(X2)
You have to go back!
All of you will go ‘cross that wall!
(X2)
We’ve got a beef and it’s with our guns all being taken
These gun control laws are unconstitutional
(X2)
Can’t Stump The Trump!
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump!
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
(X2)
Let’s repeal those laws
Can’t infringe our second ‘mendment
(X2)
We’re gonna register to vote!
(X2)
We’ve got a beef and it’s with our taxes being high,
There’s a reason government was limited
(X4)
Can’t Stump The Trump!
Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump! (Vote him in; he’ll shred Obamacare! [after 3rd and 4th])
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
(X7)
Can’t Stump The Trump! (Vote him in; he’ll shred Obamacare!)
Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump! (Vote him in; he’ll shred Obamacare!)
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
(X2)
Can’t Stump The Trump!
Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump! (Vote him in; he’ll shred Obamacare! [after 2nd and 3rd])
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
(X2)
Can’t Stump The Trump!
Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump!
You’ll Never Stump The Trump!
(X3)
You have to go back!
All of you will go ‘cross that wall!
(X2)
We’ve got a beef and it’s with our laws not being enforced
There’s a whole lot of illegals in our towns
We’ve got a beef and it’s with our guns all being taken
These gun control laws are unconstitutional
Can’t Stump The Trump!
Never Stump The Trump!
Can’t Stump The Trump!…
Fucking hell, they took the video down.
Down In The Southwest
Down in the southwest beaners pause.
We’ve elected Trump because
He promised to expel them all
And keep them out with a great wall.
Back back back, you have to go! Back back back, you have to go!
Back ‘cross the border, quick quick quick!
Enforcing our laws makes liberals sick.
First the expulsion of the spics,
Then the laying of the bricks.
And when that’s done it won’t be all,
NAFTA and TPP will fall!
Back back back, you have to go! Back back back, you have to go!
Back ‘cross the border, quick quick quick!
Enforcing our laws makes liberals sick.
Taxes will lower across the board
Outsourcing will be ignored
Domestic production will skyrocket
What will liberals do, picket?
Back back back, you have to go! Back back back, you have to go!
Back ‘cross the border, quick quick quick!
Enforcing our laws makes liberals sick.
Konzentrationslager Blues
I hear the train a comin’
It's rollin’ ‘round the bend,
And I ain’t seen my family
In just a… few hours
I'm waiting at Treblinka
And time keeps rollin’ by
At least I haven’t had to
See any one of us die.
When I was just a young Jew
My Mama told me, “Son,
We’re better than the good goys
We are the chosen ones,”
So I set myself a bank up
“Low interest,” I cried.
Now I see that phrase emblazoned:
It says, “Arbeit macht frei.”
I see the goys above me
Aim down here with their guns
They think they’ll work us to death
We’ll let them have their fun
When the survivors spin a story
About a genocide
And you’ll be called an anti-Semite
If less than six million died.
When they freed me from this prison
I was naught but skin and bones
Their bombings cut supply lines
Killed Germans in their homes
Now I’m in charge of reconstruction
And I will get my due
Unto the seventh generation,
Germans will fear the Jew.
Sins of the Talmud
Trump, in our darkest hour
Standing up, fighting for our own country
Overton, it’s shifting back to the right
We fell, but we’re getting back on our feet
Near, oh so near now
There’s a light, it’s shining on our nation fair
All these wrongs will be once again reset right
The wall is the first to set all us free
Go baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack…
Go baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack…
GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Words that kill, have been spoken to us,
And our minds were filled with poison and dust
From the Talmud poured
They will suffer now, and they’ll all die, WE’RE ALIVE.
Pride, feeds your blackened hearts
And your thirst would be quenched by only our blood
Cleansing flames, is the only way to repent
Renounce, what made you…
Words that kill, still you speak them to us
Now your hands will wring; we’ll no more believe
And now they will die, with all our blood on their hands
Let the world fear us all, whites reconquering their land
Our salvation lies, in the hands of Trump
He speaks the truth; they will suffer now
And the words that he speaks have rekindled a fire in our hearts and our eyes
Oy veyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You Have To Go
Jim Reeves b/w Donald Trump
Build your homes a little further from us all.
Mexico, you’ll have to pay for our new wall.
Since you have perverted everything that we know,
Well, we’re so sorry, but you illegals will have to go…
Whisper to me, all the secrets of the Jews.
They’ll commit a genocide on me and you.
In Sixty-Five, they passed a law pro-down below,
We’ll repeal it, and you illegals, you’ll have to go…
You can’t say the words I want to hear;
You only speak Spanish, see.
Do you know a word of English, spic?
Beaners now it’s time to flee.
Build your homes a little further from us all
Mexico, you’ll have to pay for our new wall
Since you have perverted everything that we know
Well, we’re so sorry, but you illegals will have to go…
White Country
I’m dreaming of a white country
Just like the one I used to know
Where the streets all glisten
And children listen
To their parents, don’t you know?
I’m dreaming of a white country
With every bullet now I fire
May the race war end ‘fore the night
And may all
Your countries ‘gain be white
I’m dreaming of a white country
Just like the one I used to know
Leftist-free and working
And no kikes lurking
In banks, courts, or on the dole
I’m dreaming of a white country
With every bullet now I fire
May the race war end ‘fore the night
And may all your countries ‘gain be white.
Happy?
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
You’ve been lied to back since Wilson’s day.
Federal Reserve, fiat currency.
And now faith–not silver or gold–backs your “money”.
(Fiat currency)
Paper bills backed by nothing let the debt get away from you.
(Fiat currency)
Dependency on foreign oil makes us meddle with countries, too.
(Fiat currency)
Like picking up the phone, everyone can’t withdraw from the bank at once.
(Fiat currency)
If you think that this is good, then, really, you’re just a dunce.
Here comes “bad news” talking this and that.
It’s just a cover for what’s really bad.
Faux racial tensions and false flags.
All the news is bought and paid, which is such a drag.
Here's why
(To push agendas)
Slipp’ry slope? ‘Course it’s real. Why else would they hide the truth?
(To push agendas)
Lying polls and no coverage push you left in the voting booth.
(To push agendas)
Casual sex, of all kinds, eroding the family.
(To push agendas)
Certain behaviors, though still bad, are “no longer” degeneracy.
NATO, bring it down;
Can't afford it, bring it down,
The EU, too. And close the borders;
they’re sieves now. Build it up,
I said (we’ll build it up). Invest in
Local business. Invest in
your country, too. (And) call for a new system of
banking other than
Fracti’nal
(Reserve banking)
Even when backed by gold, it’s too easy to be controlled.
(Fiat currency)
Silver would lend to growth and more countries could be bold.
(Fiat currency)
Make illegal lending schemes that loan to those who cannot pay.
(Fiat currency)
Subprime loans causing bubbles that only violently go away.
(Degeneracy)
Even what you do alone has repercussions for others.
(Degeneracy)
Punishment makes no sense for the crimes of your ancestors.
(Degeneracy)
Dull your mind with a drug; you’re more likely to not behave.
(Degeneracy)
Truth swept under the rug; our society must be saved.
Cartels, bring them down;
Of all kinds. Bring them down;
Finance, too. (Cartels) Bring them all down;
and gun runners. Bring them down,
I said
(Because I’m fed up)
Root them out–silent traitors, causing damage to your country.
(Because I’m fed up)
Screaming ‘sexist’, ‘racist’, ‘bigot’ at the opinions of you and me.
(Because I’m fed up)
Unemployment at a high, and yet we’re granting them amnesty.
(Because I’m fed up)
How much longer will you sit back and let this happen to you, calmly?
(Because I’m fed up)
Taking pride in your homeland isn’t something to be ashamed.
(Because I’m fed up)
The destruction of our values has too long gone untamed.
(Because I’m fed up)
Come along if you want cultural marxism to fall.
(Because I’m fed up)
Come along if you know who’s really behind it all.
Do You Want To Build A Strawman?
“Do you wanna build a strawman?”
No, I wanna build a wall.
Don’t want illegals anymore,
They’re out the door,
We must deport them all!
We use to have good policies,
But now we don’t.
We’re letting our country die!
Do I want to build a strawman?
How about an immigrant plan?
“Go away, Trump.”
…Ten more feet high.
“Do you want to build a strawman?”
I want to give us good trade deals.
I think protectionism’s overdue,
And free trade’s through;
It needs to be repealed!
It’s really rather maddening,
Outsourcing our jobs
While Americans go hungry!
(wel-fare, food-stamps, sect-ion eight-homes)
Clinton, please, you can’t be trusted
Not with treaties or soldiers’ lives
We say, “Indictment!” but your cronies knew
How to cover for you
How far our land’s fallen!
In a choice between each other
Down to you and me,
What will the American people do?
…
…
“Do you want to build a strawman?”
“Friend” Like Me
Well in the Talmud it says you’re all beasts
And it says never to commune with you,
So goyim you’re in luck, ‘cause up our sleeves
We have some usury that never fails!
You have some “money” in your coffers now;
Economies that only boom, not bust
You have control, oh yes, without voting
See, all you have to do is sign right here
And we’ll say,
“Mister Good Goyim, sir,
What will OUR pleasure be?
Well, just take our orders
EVERYWHERE
You ain’t NEVER had a “friend” like me.
No, no, no.”
You live to serve us and we’ll
lord above you like kaffirs
C’mon do our bidding, remember:
You ain’t NEVER had a “friend” like me.
Yes, goy, we gorge ourselves on interest,
We’re the boss
Your kings, your lords!
Say what you might?
YOU’RE AN ANTI-SEMITE!
How ‘bout a little more miscegenation!
Have some Enrichment now,
Accept casual sex,
We’re in the mood to genocide you!
You ain’t NEVER had a “friend” like me.
Would your friends do this? (pictures of the genocide of Palestinians)
Would your friends do that? (pictures of the genocide of German POWs)
Do your friends pull this (accusations of attacks planned against Israel)
out their little haaaaat?
Can your friends go BOOM! (pictures of the USS Liberty)
WELL LOOKIE HERE.
HA HA!
Can your friends go, “Shalom aleichem, JUST PULL IT!”
And then make the sucker disappeaaaaar! (video of WTC 7 collapsing)
So don’t just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
We’re here to answer all your Shemitah prayers!
We’re–to the man–all kosher certified,
You have the Chosen Ones to run your affairs.
We have a powerful urge to “help” you out,
So what we wish, you really ought to know.
We have a list that’s three miles long, oy vey!
So all you have to do is bow down really low
Mister Good Goyim, sir,
Thanks for signing your futures to me
Think this ain’t right?
YOU ANTI-SEMITE!
You ain’t NEVER had a “friend”, NEVER had a “friend”
You ain’t NEVER had a “friend”, NEVER had a “friend”
You ain’t NEVER, had a, “friend” like me!
It's beautiful user, I saved it as soon as I saw it.
8.5/10
Breddy gud, some rhymes could do with some work though.
Do you hear the people ree?
Singing the song of nazi frogs.
It is the music of a people who will not be cucks to wogs!
When the building of the wall echoes the beating of the drums,
Liberal tears will freely fall when November comes.
Will you join in our crusade?
A thousand ropes hang from the trees.
Destroy the full blown AIDS of this diseased society
Come join the alt-right and we'll make sure the whites can be free!
Do you hear the people ree?
Singing the song of nazi frogs.
It is the music of a people who will not be cucks to wogs!
When the building of the wall echoes the beating of the drums,
Liberal tears will freely fall when November comes.
Will you give your dankest memes
In all your shitposts and your bantz?
We'll make our memes reality
With esoteric chants
And Kek will make sure
Mrs Clinton is shitting her pants!
Do you hear the people ree?
Singing the song of nazi frogs.
It is the music of a people who will not be cucks to wogs!
When the building of the wall echoes the beating of the drums,
Liberal tears will freely fall when November comes.
Brandishing your favorite gun
See how fast the shitskins run, Mooonman
Pull the pin on the grenade
Face-to-face you use a blade, Moonman
Moonman, come together with your Klan
Purge them, cleanse the niggers from this land
Purge them
All the streets painted red
All of them as good as dead, Moonman
All the ammo has been spent
Bring out the rope so they'll repent, Moonman
Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
Thank you, good White people
So it occurs to me that we could do a musical much in the vein of Holla Forums's.
Do we have any singanons here?
I'm just autistic about things rhyming
I accept your concern.
Nice song parodies. But how about a professional wordsmith
Northwest Front
(KKK)
Northwest Front
(KKK)
All of my White brothers in the northwest
Put your fucking hands up
(White Power)
Niggers should be ashamed
Moon Man is back in the fucking game
Israel blocked my songs on YouTube
So I'm shoving my White dick in their poop-tube
Europe is going crazy
And every swedish woman has a nigger baby
Triple K Mafia, get your guns
Because in 2016 we're voting Donald Trump
Build the wall; build it tall
Killing niggers and spics is the way I ball
Northwest Front, Northwest Front
At Ferguson I go on the hunt
Build the wall; build it tall
Killing niggers and spics is the way I ball
Northwest Front, Northwest Front
At Ferguson I go on the hunt
I get disgusted by spics
Seeing a single one makes me sick
And I can't stand blacks
Jigaboos just ask to be attacked
I never slack, always buying ammunition
And I never promote circumcision
But if an israelite talks back
Send muslims to attack
Build the wall; build it tall
Killing niggers and spics is the way I ball
Northwest Front, Northwest Front
At Ferguson I go on the hunt
Build the wall; build it tall
Killing niggers and spics is the way I ball
Northwest Front, Northwest Front
At Ferguson I go on the hunt
(KKK)
Moon Man's dad, just as bad
When I see a spic or nigger, I get real mad
Spent my whole life stocking up on guns
Just in case niggers want to have fun
Wonder why Eminem raps so well?
It's 'cause he's White; that's easy to tell
But he cries himself to sleep at night
Because he still sounds like a nigger on the mic
It may be the first time you've heard from me
But stick around, just wait and see
I'm a real big guy and I bring the pain
Jews better hide; ==I'm crashing this plane==
(KKK, KKK)
Triple K Mafia, representing the Pacific Northwest Brotherhood
Shoutout to Donald Trump
Vote in 2016, and don't forget to register with your caucus
MAGA
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I'm a real big guy and I bring the pain
Jews better hide; ==I'm crashing this plane==
Lost it
10/10, 1488/1488
comfy tonight boys
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