Newsweek DOES NOT CONFIRM STEAL

There is a special print edition of this issue ready to go, though as you can see here there are two editions in print and ready to go.

And?

Yeah but my Barnes and Noble as well as my grocery store has the "Madam President" one out on the racks already.
That's the issue, idiot, not that Newsweek has some sort of insider rigging info.

Duh. It's not like they're going to wait until after the election to print several million copies, it'd take too long to get them out there

The media has done a lot of shady shit lately, but isn't this kind of thing standard operating procedure?

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Do you want me to drive back or something?
I might actually buy one for the Dewey beats Truman effect of it on Wednesday.

If you're not lying you definitely should. It'll be worth something someday when Trump wins.

Not having both on the shelves to increase profits.

It's not hard to brown-nose two people at once when you're two-faced.