So I was thinking: how can I communicate to journalists on Twitter how much I hate them and wish they were dead without it sounding like a "threat" according to Twitter TOS.
Sure I could just say "I wish you were dead" but A) variations on this direct language can / will get censored or shoahed and B) it doesn't grab your attention as well as a good meme.
So I think I found an answer: Use the classic "Dead Lawyer" jokes except this time for journalists. They're kind of cheesy but they do still communicate the hate effectively through shock value. And the joke / humor part gives nice cover, particularly because people will recognize these as "lawyer jokes" but with journalist swapped in.
They can't ban you for this, it's just a classic joke, bro! An old chestnut.
I want journalists to know that they are the #1 most hated profession, and some of the most hated people in the world. I want them to know this for certain. For their to be no doubt in their minds about it. And the best part is that these journalist do read their twitter "mentions" — they cannot help it, they cannot resist the urge to know what people are saying about them. And it really does get to them. And then they complain or cry about it and it just gets even better.
Sure you can keep posting oven and gas chamber memes, but these are increasingly getting censored or will get you shoahed, so this is something new to try for when those are no longer allowed.
So here are few of the best / most classic jokes in text form. Send these to journos as often as you can. Even better if we make some meme / graphics from them.
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They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Not enough cement.
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A good start!
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The cemetery.
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Because deep down, they're really good people.