Jesus fucking christ

You didn't become paranoid, the entire (((media))) is nothing but fanny Trump jokes now. And they are anything but subliminal.

At least the Chinese 3D cringefest movies are getting more inspiration to steal from Pedowood.

I'm just gonna watch the movie for this qt loli.

At least (((Cohn))) and (((Kushner))) have their goys make quality memes.

It does look like a fake movie you would see in a comedy

I think even political board shitters can all agree with each other that pedos should get out of Holla Forums

toddlercon pedos
12 is a-okay

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I'd rather split that tight pussy

Like I said I'm sure I saw this play straight as a joke. May've been an episode of SP that feature Rob Reiner

Citation fucking needed. He was shit in that movie, anyway.

What the hell happened to Sandler? And I don't mean that in the "Why is he a baby?" way. I mean it in the "What in the fucking hell happened to Sandler and what little dignity he had to begin with?"

nothing, he was always shit

That was an expected response, but putting aside one's prejudice on the subject, he used to make a lot of bank on his movies. He's starting to go the Eddie Murphy route, where he only makes money on family movies…which are also terrible.

He currently has a four movie deal with Netflix.

It's a fake movie from Funny People. The context is Sandler's character is a popular comedian became rich through starring in terrible studio comedies, totally unlike the real Sandler.

This is a parody of a kid's movie you'd see in a cartoon.

I can't stand the "babies do something babies dont normally do hurr durr" sense of humour that moms and kids seem to have.

Ridiculous Six was better than it had any right to be. When Vanilla Ice showed up as Mark Twain, we had to pause because no one could hear the dialog over the laughing.

because he's 50 now and kids don't care about him anymore

you need to kill yourselves

no u

This.

I want all >>>/normalfag/ s to get >>>/out/

They've always been here though.

Only the western ones, Anime is a-OK since it is the superior animation!

That gif is funny

Planning on watching it for the same reason. Either than that I don't have that much motivation for seeing it , but it's not the first time I watch something just because there's something really cute in it, the eye candy suffices. Besides I have pretty low standards for movies either way so it's probably going to be decently entertaining.

Just what we need on Holla Forums - more cringeworthy toddlercon

You're still a baby raping degenerate, Mr. Fuckberg.

On it

I WANNA FUCK THE SHOTA BROTHER

You sick degenerate fucks are ruining this board.

Same though.

Wishful thinking.

That genuinely seems like it'd be more entertaining than most of the shit made nowadays.

Jack and Jill seemed like the point of no return, being superimposed on a baby's body is one of the most dignified things in the world compared to that. I will always love Little Nicky.

They should have fucking called him doo and had a scene where he watched 2 girls 1 cup and is utterly moved by the beauty of it, clapping and crying. Never knowing that he could be used in such a beautiful way.

That, and have the emojis go into the real world to basically fuck shit up. I'd love to have a scene where 😡 ←- starts throwing Samsung Galaxy S7's at people and they start exploding. Grand theft Sausage Party: Kids Edition, basically.

The Note 7s were the ones exploding, not the S7s.

The joke is that he's voiced by Patrick Stewart, and that's inherently funny

The British Kate Leth, Jamie Smart, did a strip in either The Phoenix or The Dandy (I don't even remember, his shit is all the same) where a baby was Prime Minister

I've heard plenty of children and parents talking about this movie at my theater. Even my friend wants to go see it. It's going to make Dreamworks a lot of money as far as I can tell.

It's the modern version of this.

sauce on that thick honey

Enough money now that they're under the protective shield of Comcast

Next: President Baby.

Probably already an SNL skit in the works.

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Next Year:
Dreamworks Presents
Millionaire Ghost

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Im pretty sure Nick is going to sue over how much that one character looks like Jimmy Neutron

The canonical sequel to Boss Baby is the Bossier Baby.

Greeks loved it too, way back when.

Good thing that movie never actually got released

Is that what (((they))) told you?

you're saying like it's a bad thing, goyim

Somebody had to model it

HI HIGH NOON, VAL

No you arrogant faggot, every culture degenerates and the White Man is no exception. Take a lesson from your ancestors and humble yourself, devil.

As if being a pedo wasn't cancerous enough, you also are consuming garbage because it has a girl you want to see. You are no different than Holla Forumsirgins who are willing to play NieR Automata because of 2B's butt. Waifuism is cancer.

>>>/normalfag/ pls

I thought Neir Automata was good?

If you like bullet hell games and philosophy.

see

I honestly can't tell what company deserves bankruptcy more

Dreamworks with their cancerous unfunny shit
Sony with their cancerous unfunny shit

or Disney with their "play-it-safe" cinematic universe cancerous shit

Nice trips.

The key is for them all to fall.

Simpsons had Admiral Baby.

That ice cream looks delicious.

Naturally, the bossier of the babies would be a female.

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It's from a JAV called NITR-073
Polite sage

Disney. Nobody watches Sony's films.

know where i can find a torrent?

literally 3 seconds on google
akiba-online.com/threads/mp4-1-72-gb-nitr-073-zaamengokkundosukebebodiero-satomi.1347968/
thepiratebay.org/torrent/10658830/NITR-073_Satomi_Nomiya_JAV_CENSORED
Don't know if it's seeded or not but it's streamed,

It's actually based off a kid's book series by the same name.

Yeah, the foundation is rickety. I think the whole bible needs a thorough rewrite, if only something like "no seriously, fagging is wrong, don't you idiots even dare think about marrying them" about fifty times in each chapter. Something to cement pic related to the point no cuck-preacher can ever twist the message again.

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Are you black?

well there are no seeders :(

as if it makes any better

You know for a fact someone, at some point, will say something to the effect of "Engage, number two!"

Burn it with fire

Notice that he wears mismatched socks, the sexy little rascal!

Part of me understands the argument of 'I don't think it's going to be that good, I just want to have fun,' but simultaneously, I cannot comprehend how anyone could be interested in movies like this.

Be a man, put her in her place

Take her to see a better movie instead.

just post da fuckin video

So who's gonna take one for the team and see this in a few days?

fucking dreamworks

How did we go from this…

Shrek.

What said. Shrek basically killed serious animated movies.

I hope you're not implying Shrek is bad.

Shrek is like Halo/CoD of cartoons. It's good but everything wants to be Shrek now

I thought it was just a mediocre flick with a few chuckles.

What Shrek did was set several bad precedents for Dreamworks and anyone trying to copy Dreamworks. Shrek established a formula that allows a studio to make money off the family-friendly crowd, but instead of pushing the boundaries of the medium now that they're rich as fuck, they've become an assembly line of predictable, pedantic shit.

Also, Shrek was big box office, along with the Toy Story franchise. The 3DCG craze killed the ink and paint industry, and now animated films are in the hands of computer geeks. Given that, ask yourself this: Is animation worse or better off because of it?

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Fucking back to >>>/reddit/

Don't you have some gay porn to watch faggot.

She your little sister?
Just tell her 'no'. Children should get used to disappointment

hey CF

Shut up
CF is cool

It really is like my Japanese cartoons and backwards comic books.

Feels bad man

Shrek actually had an edge to it, though.

Yeah, the farting's really stood the test of time.

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the farting perfectly fit Shrek being a gross disgusting ogre

And people keep saying we haven't run out of ideas. We are at the bottom of the barrel people. Its time for media to die already. Its only worth is news stories, and even those are shit most of the time.

Wait, is this shit actually based off a book? And it just coincidentally has a meme attached?

Why couldn't the movie be made like this? Have it start off as a bullshit cutesy garbage and then turn it dark as my soul to where the baby's leading a mob gang and brutally taking out daycare centers or some shit.

Because that would be entertaining and original. The current media powerhouses need to drop dead and be replaced with less idiotic and less rat-infested companies.

has any movie ever done this?

The Mouse and His Child springs to mind.

Yes.

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Why not all of them?

fuck this movie.

Jesus, that book took away my innocence.

You poor soul. I'm convinced most theater workers suffer from PTSD after a certain amount of service time.

I saw the movie first, so that was what did it. The book reinforced the fact that my innocence was gone.

I feel you man, had the same job for a good 4 years. Thankfully I lost it due to the AMC take over of Carmike.

I've never felt better.

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL WHERE HE GETS UPSTAGED BY THE FEMALE BOSS BABY WITH ALL THE FEMINIST SHIT THAT BRINGS

Because people don't want good cold reality. They want nice cute and safe shit for their kids to consume. God forbid they saw how the real world operates, that would be bad.

I don't think it's possible for babies to be businessmen and kill other babies anons.

It's just so fucking garbage that I can't believe it's not pro-choice propaganda.

Cinema is now officially dead (in terms of quality as sadly this movie is now a financial success).

At least GITS flopped so there's a chance they won't be moving forward with Akira.

Why do you hate fun? When was it where your life took such a turn for the worst?

Not him but anyone who likes the premise of a baby doing adult things ironically or unironically is some kind of mental defect.

How much did this shit make? So much that we'll get 4 sequels?

Isn't GITS doing well in China (ie the market it was made for)?

LOL
Please do not actually watch or read Narutaru.

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Because it's depressing, or because it's bad?

Yes.

China was a mistake. Those idiots eat up anything that doesn't have ghosts.

It was alright.

It's not out in China
This film was not made for China

What do the Chinese have against ghosts?

Anime is super big in china, so it actually was.

Reminder that this shit beat Ghost in the Shell at the weekend box office. It's literally Ghostbusters 2016 all over again.

They are already making excuses why it flopped, same as with Cisbusters. Saying it was all the "controversial" casting's fault, despite nobody except for a bunch of tumblr landwhales, who weren't going to see the movie regardless, gave a flying fuck about the casting or this movie in general.

Ghost in the Shell was going against family films. I think the timing is what's killing it. Family films almost always knock down any flick that isn't cute and cuddly on the weekend.

It's also shit

Spooks

How was it? I recently watched the original movie and was ok I guess, overrated but not bad for it, simple, to the point, a simple police thriller in an interesting setting that kinda plays on the ideas presented in the world, it only hints so it doesn't fall into DEEPEST LORE 4 U, it reminded me of how much I liked AKIRA more than the mango or FLCL too, since at least for me;
Probably the first thing I noticed is that it feels too much like some kind of series pilot and on the new movie that runs for 30 extra minutes.

Here's some tvtropes for you.
I always want to hear the other side, especially when it comes in dissonance to logic or the consensus here.
A way to understand the why.

the magic word
>>>/normalfag/

8/10 at best user.

It's just a word that has lost it's meaning.

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Don't take my word for it, but I recall some said it was because it is offensive to their ancestor worship and also because the government fears that it might inspire people to practice old arcane magicks to try and overthrow them or something.

That's being really fucking generous.

WUZ MUH DEEP LORE, SIMPLE PLOT AR A SHEIT

What? Nothing wrong with simple plots. GiTS is just shit in it's execution in every way.

I also feel that the anime wasn't well known enough by American audiences (I feel the same way about Death Note)

General audiences, no. Would it have worked with an asian actress? It would've worked better but there's still a whole lot of bad in the movie that would keep it's ratings low.

I was more interested in watching Boss Baby than GiTS and actually liked it better.

Okay. No one here's gonna care. GiTS looked like shit from the start.

Because *incest*, *rape*, *bullying*, and specially do not watch the anime since it's incomplete. You'll have to find the manga and it's not easy, and when you finally find it, you'll face a mismatch of official westernized translations (left to right), fan translations and duwang quality scans.

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Go to bed.

Normalfags dont know shit about "muh keikaku" Death Note. Everything they know about it comes from references and merchandise (and that Smosh vid). Its a notebook that lets you kill anyone by writing their name and that's what draws normalfags to the idea.

I don't care. Boss Baby was underwhelming but its a better waste of money than anything else right now.

I saw a commercial for this

why does the brother look and sound like a lesbian

Bridge to Terabithia

not Holla Forums though

How bad does it get?

I remember that Death Note used to be real popular in the mid 2000's until it became cool to hate it and now it's been forgotten by most.

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Death Note was a popular show when it came out and for a few years after, but even people who watched it don't really talk about it much now. (Probably because of the shitty ending.)
also because it was overrated and never was as good as it could have been

The ending wasn't even bad. I don't know what people are talking about with that.

I think this is the scene they're talking about. Otherwise here's the full movie:
youtube.com/watch?v=CcPLsIy4tys

people started giving up on it well before the ending.

Well, it predicted Trumps presidency.

Pretty sure most people stopped watching after L died.

It also predicted: Babies

o no btfo

trips of truth

I had forgotten how good that movie was

archive.fo/xvQ6c

Atleast you didn't find any vomit right

Apparently there's alot of fan hatred of how they're doing it, it'll be entertaining to watch fail