This is it, Holla Forums. We're rounding the corner into the final stretch. An estimated 40% of voters have cast their ballots already; for weeks I've been working with the Democratic Party and Clyntyn campaign to sway early voters as well as get non-voters out to the polls, and our efforts have been rewarded. Exit polling data in my area shows a favorable lead for Clyntyn over Drumpf.
What've you been up to, stormderps? Shitposting about frogs and soul soups or whatever? Don't tell me that not a single one of you volunteered to campaign for Drumpf/the GOP throughout early voting? Do you really expect me to believe that while I've been knocking on doors and driving poor pyyple out to the polls, you've been here circlejerking about your imaginary Dog-Emperor? Or that you won't even be out campaigning at your local polling place for Drumpf on election day?
The emails titled "RE: Additional Order" contain an excel spreadsheet of hundreds of names of various people (for an unknown reason) and one of the names is Austyn Crites (line 55) with an address in —— you guessed it —— Reno, NV. Pic related.
Is this some kind of MK Ultra list of operatives or what? The fuck?
Jackson Smith
CTR pls
Zachary Thomas
get off of Holla Forums learningcode
Brody Reyes
Stop LARPing. Everyone knows that you're too fat and autistic to leave your mom's basement.
Logan Powell
First post is always a shill.
Xavier Cook
kek
Robert Scott
Actually, if exiting polling is to be believed (it is), Myss Clyntyn secured hyr presidency by the end of early voting. Unless 70%+ of election-day voters go for Drumpf (they won't), the Democratic Party has this election in the bag.
I say Democratic Party because we're taking the Senate along with the presidency. #DealWithIt
Mason James
should I even get mad at you for using such obvious bait in attempt to infuriate people?
