You're locked in a room with a porky, a Holla Forumsack, and an anarchist...

You're locked in a room with a porky, a Holla Forumsack, and an anarchist. You have a gun with a single bullet and the only way to get out is to shoot one other person. Who do you shoot?

either porkie or Holla Forumslack would be fine. i dont like killing children.

The porky because him and the Holla Forumsack are the same person. More efficient.

Based tankie poster

I'll try to make them all fight each other and then shoot the survivor.

I would line them up and get a triple headshot

*blows away smoke of smouldering barrel*

I wouldn't shoot anyone because it would violate the non-aggression principle.

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Shoot the Holla Forumsack, then beat porky with the gun. I have no real problem with anarchists beyond thinking they're naive.

shoot the nazi and ask the anarchist to help me beat porky to death

myself lol XDD

Well if we're looking at this from a historical perspective

the tankie shoots themselves in the foot, and then everyone starves to death in the room.

The nigger.

Holla Forumsack is the violent defence of the system. More difficult to kill. Then you can just bitchslap porky with the anarchist.

Fucking loli enablers at it again.


Shoot the Porky and convince the polack that its a-okay to be double teamed from the behind and front as anarchists are actually proto-fascist baffled dictators according to Mussolini.

c r i n g e

You got the porky and nazi mixed up fam

Moron's as the Holla Forumsack in the room I'd be torturing porky for information on the Clinton Foundation. You all go sit with the anarchist retard in the corner and try not to ruin anything.

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holy shit is dat sum N

i unironically ship him with White 2, they make hot gay pair

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Lmao, another commie pokemon fan? I'm such a fucking autist that I'm currently making a fanmade pokemon game lmao

third user here, fucking so am I

Like poetry.

Don't get your hopes up. Anarchists allied themselves with Porky on more than one occasion.

rated, if nintendont's will try to shat it down again move to russia or china
i hope team mystic will turn to be team gnos wanting to take down the demiurge


noice, t. liked it since I was toddler

Shoot the Porky and then team up with the tankie to beat the Holla Forumsack.

Being stabbed in the back is inevitable.

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There is one person you can shoot witout breaking the NAP, and it might just be the right one.

This

So does this mean that tankies and anarchists can work together, because the tankies will spare us out of compassion? :^))))

The Anarchist.

To put an end to the myth of Authority as critique.

Don't count on it

Porky. Always porky.

Why you so mean?


Tankies have betrayed the socialist cause more than once to bring back capitalism.

Shoot the Holla Forumsack, team up with the anarchist and lynch the porky.

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It's a trick question. The only guaranteed way out is to shoot yourself.

this, then beat the shit out of the anarchist

Fire the gun in to the wall.
No one gets to leave, finally won't be alone any more. Friends for ever and ever.

Shoot the Holla Forumslack and tell the anarchist we should both fight the porky. Then kill the weakened porky after the anarchist is inevitably overwhelmed.

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Fascists have always claimed to be anti capitalist.

shiggy diggy

Give the gun to the anarkid and order him to shoot Porky.

If he does, he's following orders, AKA hierarchy.
If he shoots the polack, he cares more about beating up nazis than overthrowing the bourgies.

Unless he also genuinely wants to shoot porky from a personal standpoint.

im inlove with you

But if I order you to do something you want to do, is it still an order?

Doesn't matter if it's still an order. What matters is that my action wouldn't be following the order but following my own desire.

If doing what you order counts as following a hierarchy regardless of whether I'm doing it *because* you ordered it, then you could make every anarchist either kill themselves or be a hypocrite simply by ordering them to continue living.

I'm not sure if your a troll or a retard, but if you're trolling, good job. I responded.

I was a deeply philosophical question, comrade!

ye, just trolling

Oh fuck

Whoever has the most power to eff up my life. So the Porky. That or I'd tell them that only brokeass conformists from intl don't line their heads up next to each other so I could try for all three.

I kill the polack. I signal to the anarchist to trust me. I walk up to the porky and since I am a porky as well, I try to gain his trust. I beat him with the butt of the gun once he drops his guard and give him a good thrashing. I don't know whether the anarchist can leave too, but if not, I leave him the porky so he can enjoy killing him at least.

tell them both to sit the fuck down and shut up so we can figure out who locked us in this room

Found the liberal.

grow up

I'd guess the Radical Centrist faction on >>>/politics/ or some confused Ancap.

SOMEONE PUT US IN THE FUCKING ROOM YOU ASSHOLES, WE DIDNT JUST MATERIALISE HERE

ONE MORE STEP AND IM MAKIN BRAIN SLUSHIES, BOTH OF YOU NIGGERS, ILL FIND A WAY

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you calm? good. Now, im going to shoot the guy with the palestine schemagh and the ratty haircut somewhere that is hopefully not too painful, because honestly he doesnt seem like hes worth much in a fight, eat some protein nigga like damn. your cries+gunshot should lure these sick fuckers in here

As soon as I shoot him, im going to eject the mag, throw it to officer bacon over there, and twist off this here slide for the shifty guy with the shaved head and the empty autistic stare that never quite meets your eye. Im holding on to the grip and we are going to stack up on both sides of that door, porky in front of me and generation history x on the other side. The slide and the mag are sharp so stab stab stab and i will whack whoever comes through that door on the head until they stop moving