Ready Player One Trailer

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I wonder will they reference the hallofcost.

Uh, what is it?
It looks like tons characters from random movies mashed together in VR, what's the plot? What's the movie about? Will it just be 90 minutes of CGI and pop culture references?
That vague description at the beginning is making me think they might just steal the plot of SAO.

is it time for the day of the rope yet?

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Hahaha this fucking optimist

We must meme some autist thinking he's in a simulation going berserk after watching this shit. We could also try to recreate the 1990's Doom/Mortal Kombat video game scare by posting as concerned parents on normie film sites and mothering forums.

Great idea for a film, normie references and CGI fuckfest

no u

smhtbqhfam

I wrote a story that was just like Ready Player One, except it was about a creator who locked himself into his "virtual world game" because he was being forced to make new content for the global corporation/government against his wishes.

Now i get to watch Spielberg fuck that concept up like Indiana Jones.

Feels Really Bad Man

It's a concept a lot of people have come up with.
I think there was even a Twilight Zone episode similar to this.
It's not a new idea.

Does anyone have a save of one of the pages from the book? It has some of the most cringe autistic rants I've ever read. I remember there were just being full pages of try hard references.

So Second Life: The Movie then.

I know but now i can't even do something similar.
The moral of a story about whats happening in reality vs spielberg's syrupy lies.

Looks perfectly fine :^)

DUDE SPY KIDS 3D LMAO

I'd fuck carmen cortez so hard in that robo suit, even with the arm

meh

literally reddit the movie, but we already knew that.

I'd fuck the robo suit
Cortez removed of course because I'm not a pedo

That's 200% accurate for normalfags.

Fug, meant for

This guy must be a fag.

pleb taste

I'm attracted to the suit, not the people.

Jesus Christ, it looks like the script came out of some Tumblr faggots fanfic blog
Who the fuck is making these decisions?

That's super imaginative if you ask kikewood.

Jews.

pure utter shit

someone please post this

Are you ready for the bacon of science fiction, reddit?

she looks pretty decent now

also have the movie kek

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brb killing myself

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Teaching the proletariat to read was a fucking mistake.

Only the church and the aristocracy should be literate tbh.

I looked up this guy and he's some nobody author. I think Wil Wheaton is in there too. This is just his autistic fanfiction about le epic nerds running things isn't it?

Did some company psysop Reddit into talking about bacon non-stop? It's hardly relevant to the conversation. Also what the fuck does flavour mean in reference to books, in films that means style and atmosphere but that doesn't exist in a book. It's like they realise they are consuming trash but want to find ways to keep eating.

it's based on a book. the book is tons characters from random movies mashed together in VR. this is the same thing.

this is why schools get shot up

I take a strange comfort in normalfaggots using bacon as a reference point. It reminds me that we haven't been conquered by goat fucking boy fondling sandniggers yet.

They're the yin to our yang. We are pigfriends, they are torturers and murderers of piggos.

NOW THIS IS KINOGRAPHY

The book was about how the internet and nostalgia are shit, at least that's what I got from it anyway

g-george?

Found part of it. I remember there being worse pages.

FUCK YOU

HIPSTER MILLENNIAL FAGGOTS STAY OUT

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Socrates tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen.

OF. FUCKING. COURSE.

This absolutely destroys my anus, what the fuck.

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What did she mean by this?

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This book is cancer and it's fucking shocking that Ernest Cline got it published, let alone that people raved about it.
Pure trash.

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This reads like a teenage girl's bebo page. Why does he think we give a fuck about his shitty taste?

you already crossed-eyed sonny…

I don't use the term very often, but this is just so much cancer.

That was the exact picture I was thinking of after seeing the opening scene. The cattle are pacified with electronics while they live in a massive ghetto, cramped and horrible lives they all want to escape from but they don't see the reason why they are there to begin with since they are all wearing blinders.

Why does it all suck? The jews.

A warning of a terrible, dystopian future of an overpopulated (possibly illegal immigrant filled) world where, instead of physically working hard to make your country strong and great again, the youth spend most of their time in escapist fantasies in video gaming.

Now, compare this with Schindler's List where there were no gas chambers, no ovens and Mengele was a pretty nice guy and you have to ask : Is Spielberg /ourguy/ ?

Why would you ever buy this """book""" when you have the internet to find the most normalfag of tastes, which is basically what the book is, a list.

Wow, he really does know the 80s, just look at that all that shit that everyone already knows exists! God forbid he lists something that is more niche, else reddit wouldn't know what he is talking about/what to do.

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Is there a single part of the book that is actually original, and without any references?

Surely its a coincidence that you almost couldn't tell the difference between this and fanfiction.

This is what they think is good writing. It's empty, soulless shit.

Can anybody spot all the pop cultural references?
I spotted the Iron Giant, the DeLorean, Freddy Kruger
What else?

I am willing to dive into this anyone have a pdf of this pile of shit?

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Why? It's not like I'm endorsing the fucking thing.

Don't even want to try. What's the point? It's all just whoring out pop culture.
It's all just mindnumbing cancer for normalfags to satiate themselves on.

I'm pretty sure there are at least 20 threads there consisting of "stuff I recognize", you should go check them out.

Meatcucks were a major mistake.

There's probably videos in the work that have same references.

Please refrain from appropriating.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:d9668ee613a6ef95a07e3105b1112715259806a6 .mobi
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4183dcb56838521496e57ddccf2421fc8ced6563 .m4b audio

I'm a terrible writer who will never be published, and this is even worse than anything I've done. How the fuck did this get printed, let alone turned into a movie?

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Based on the beginning and the ending of the trailer the movie will have more than just pop-culture references.

But it probably be slighty more than internet/VR criticism.

It doesn't matter, the pop culture references are even worse than Tarantino shit.

Thanks

Those towering ghettos I'm surprised haven't been allah ackbar'd already, or burnt down by rapefugees looking to get better housing like they did in London recently.

Piggos would not have to suffer in the third reich.

Anime is shit, no loss excluding it. Actually nevermind, it would be good to include anime in this so that shit non-artform would be tarnished with the rest.

I miss him too.

Is it any surprise that Jews bathe in pigs blood? We truly live in an evil world where innocent little piggies are tortured and killed, while the masses are lulled to sleep with trash like Ready Player One.

>>>/suicide/

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Take the vegpill, fam, before it's too late.

Thanks. I just saw this picture before this thread when people were talking about The Man in the High Castle and right now everything seems awful. It didn't have to be this way. This timeline is so messed up right now. The wrong people won.

Are those the twin towers? So basically the nNzis prevented terrorism from ever becoming big?

*Nazis

>>>/auschwitz/
Keep your jew claws away from our pigs.

Dunno, but, would you really think they'd allow the kikes to manipulate the shitskins how they have been all this time?

It'll be ok, fam.
For all we know, the new Hitler has already been born

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I'm just having a rough time. It comes and goes. Seeing the trailer for this reddit-tier shit movie blatantly showing what jews want to do to blindfold their enslaved goyim they force to work so others can leech off of them didn't help. Just a reminder of how shit things are getting and though change is happening, it's not enough. So much needs to be done and fast, and if one person acted alone, they'd be called crazy and used to demonize the rest by the jew-filled propaganda they call "news". Constant winning is the best way to keep that depression away. I'll never grow tired of it, and in fact I want higher doses and better quality of winning, more and more of it. We'll see after these next few years. I still have some hope; Trump's a civnat at best but every other alternative at the time would have fucked us hard. Just going to keep crossing my fingers while working on myself.

Sage for blogpost.

Just started reading this turd, but it just so happens that the main character is the son of 2 refugees. No wonder the whole area is crime ridden and is a literal shithole.

Just downloaded it too. I want to be more knowledgeable about what I am hating, so it can burn clearer, more focused.

Makes sense

He's definitely at least half-nigger

He being the main character, I mean

I wish I had the magnetism of Hitler, without a bright flame at the heart of your movement you can't do much. A love of all animals, not just piggos burns in my chest, a love of my country, my people and our now lost culture. How I wish I could spread it and through willpower, struggle and conviction make it manifest in society.

That's a really cute picture.

THERE'S A REFERENCE EVERY FUCKING PAGE IT JUST KEEPS SLAMMING IT IN YOUR FACE
"REMEMBER THIS? REMEMBER THIS? REMEMBER THIS?
Fuck it's so annoying.

An even bigger kick in the teeth. Kikes really hate "flyover country", the Midwest.
Oklahoma went Full Red last election, not a single county to the Whore of Babylon. They did good.

They really liked animals.

This movie is basically going to be "REMEMBER THIS??? YEAH YOU REMEMBER THIS??? HEY REMEMBER THIS???" and that's it

First nation to ever implement animal welfare laws. Germans naturally have a lot of empathy.

It's essentially a really long commercial for merch from old movies and shows.

Humans do, unlike subhumans.

This shit doesn't even make sense

Instead of being angry, I just find myself disappointed at the empty consumerism on display, shrouded in pseudonostalgia. It's disgusting filth, but just more of the usual shit trying to profit off of times people felt good about themselves and the world around them.

In other words, just usual jew tricks.

How great it must have been to be alive at the time.

Feels like the movie and the book are trying to be Snow Crash

Yet Snow Crash doesn't get a movie or a tv series or any shit. What the fuck man

We got to bring those times back, if not for us, for our children to enjoy, or our grandchildren, or even great-grandchildren if it takes that long for it to return.

excentric bill gates type of guy created the ultimate VR technology and now the whole world is connected in a matrix like MMO.

It happens that the guy who created it was a huge nerd and he grew up in the 80s. So when he died, he made so the person who would take his place as the owner of the MMO VR matrix would be the one who solved this gigantic riddle, but turns out the riddle is based on 80s pop culture. So now everyone in the world study 80s pop culture as a gospel because everyone wants to solve the riddle. The main character happens to be the most 80s nerd of all time.

This is the books plot.

In other words, it's like referential humor like Family Guy uses to cash in on nostalgia/making people feel "smart" because they recognize what they are referencing.

It's garbage. Filth. Worthless.

Well, I understand the level of pretentiousness I'll be getting. This could possibly be worse than the Pixel movie. Though, the original source material short film is better than the tripe I'm trying to get from this.

youtube.com/watch?v=m3BVWos1m0Y

…fuck me.

The Pixel movie, while full of references, at least had some more original moments then this.

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I'm only ~15% done with it, and it reads like "what if jews used Second Life to drug normalfags to complacency while they killed the world", and still haven't seen such enormous cancer like in that post.

This is such shit.

she's not much younger than me and she already peaked. Sad!

ironically she's also a closer description of hermione than emma watson.

the plot is literally a fusion of willy wonka and one piece.

it's a singular building, implying that the twin towers were never built.

I doubt One Piece was anything near this cancerous with all the fucking references shoved in every single fucking page.

Faster then me. I have to stop because I keep finding insane plot holes where the author forgot shit he wrote less then a paragraph before.

I am pissed, drunk, and on a mission to finish this bullshit before I sleep. I might even make it.

no but the overall plot is similar to both. rich businessman dies and leaves his wealth in a riddle, which the whole world is pretty much trying to figure out. fill that with pleb tier pop culture references and you get the bacon of science fiction.

Like this. Somehow OASIS is private, since your information is never released. But then you give your information to get into school, but only the principle sees it. But then you have to use your first name to be in school, so that kills how "anonymous" this shit apparently is.

>Tomb of Horrors reference
Nothing is sacred everything is defiled. Except Tucker's Kobolds. I doubt this hack knows of them.

Yeah it's redditshit, how it's "anonymous" but how they place so much importance on their accounts like with karma and redditgold and other bullshit.

Duke Nukem and a cover of Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka.

I am legitimately mad at this Tomb of Horrors part. It feels like a desecration of the original shit.

The original ToH would have raped the main character inside and out.

Oh fuck now it's referencing Dr. Who and the Tardis and shit
The cancer keeps multiplying. I'm only 20% in this godforsaken book

>The demilich in the Tomb of Horrors challenges the main character to a game of Joust on an arcade cabinet
this hurts more than it should.

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holy shit

i could write better back when i was in eight grade, and i would write something similar to this trash heap.

Omg so retro, ya know like Joust? I know that exists I'm such a nerd. XDDD

Killing kobolds is normal. No real references to Tucker's Kobolds.
tuckerskobolds.com/
They're famous, since a DM sat down, saw they had human-level intelligence, then figured out what a bunch of lizardmen who loved traps would do and ended up crafting paranoid, tactical deathsquads.

Tucker's Kobolds is an example of how people should use monsters who are human-level intelligence or better. In other words, the original DM and the kobolds themselves are smarter than the writer of this bullshit.

media.wizards.com/2014/downloads/dnd/TuckersKobolds.pdf
pdf version if you guys want that

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JESUS FUCK. It's like someone addicted to ThinkGeek garbage wrote this. This isn't even bad. This is fucking My Immortal for nerd "culture" faggots

…I loved old school D&D. This is shitting all over a beloved dungeon that all oldfags know and newfags should learn the hard way. Tomb of Horrors rapes the unprepared, the ignorant, the stupid. It's beautiful in its brutality. The Main Character in this book just cheats by using the module, just like a player looking at what he shouldn't like the DM's notes and the module itself, and then plays a fucking arcade/atari game against the demilich instead of being killed like he deserved like the fucking piece of shit dumbass he is. Acereak, awoken, should have just disintegrated him on sight and called it a day.

Yeah, I love /tg/ stuff, but just like you guys get pissed at all this shitting on movie references, this is hurting doubly since I like kino AND pen-and-paper RPGs.

My Immortal was a troll. They admitted it.
vv
This is serious. They made money on this shit.
^^

Imagine for a moment a world created by Chan culture. If this is like the retarded ostalgia whore reddit fic, imagine the Hellscape that would spring from here.

I don't think there is something nerd related this cuck isn't shitting on.

It'd be comfy, at least if no jews were involved.

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I became a late fa/tg/uy since parents were paranoid Christians. So I found it about the time that the perpetually offended and nerdcore fags did too.

Like I mentioned, the real obscure shit is not shat upon. Tucker's Kobolds escape. He mentions normal kobolds, the basic monster version to slay created by dumbass DMs or by dumb game makers, not the pseudo-Vietnam War tunnel crawlers who rape unsuspecting parties.

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The mindset matters more than the timing of when you became a fa/tg/uy.

Timing just changes what editions you are influenced by for what games you joined.
3.5 here
Even so, ToH is eternal. It can be translated across all editions into a giant spiked dildo of a dungeon, the exact opposite of how it was portrayed in this book. It was insulting how easy it was shown to be.

Fug stop recording my games

jesus christ this grinds the ever-loving fuck out of my gears

this has more references than an episode of family guy

Now, if you want some DnD kino:
youtube.com/watch?v=qGRWUZxuZhM
the dumbass rapes the NPC questgiver
youtube.com/watch?v=4Dso1do-VTo
the dumbass steals food from the other player while they are trying not to starve to death

family guy is at least inventive with their references

this is a classic too

This is just pathetic. I really mean it.

Oh fuck. I'm not drunk enough for this shit. I don't want to pass out either before this is over.

All choices are bad.

…I have too many (you)s for this single post.
It's cancer. Such cancer. In a just world the shit I took the screenshot from would not exist, and these undeserved (you)s would not happen.
We all suffer with bullshit like this which corrupts the dumb normalfag minds.

It wouldn't make you want to claw your eyes out.

>She wore a suit of scaled gunmetal-blue armor that looked more sci-fi than fantasy. Twin blaster pistols were slung low on her hips in quick-draw holsters, and there was a long, curved elvish sword in a scabbard across her back. She wore fingerless Road Warrior–style racing gloves and a pair of classic Ray-Ban shades. Overall, she seemed to be going for a sort of mid-’80s postapocalyptic cyberpunk girl-next-door look. And it was working for me, in a big way. In a word: hot.

Most of that shit was written by jews to appeal to other jews.
Holocaust Porn is a real thing.

Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom if they are willing to waste millions making this kind of drivel into a movie. There's fanfics with better writing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_pornography

It's so fucking jewy, making porn on something they made up

Where does the time go?

The user who said it's like My Immortal is spot on.
Please, author, stop telling me which characters you secretly want to fuck.

Fucking of course. Why wouldn't it be.

Hollywood loves to masturbate to itself. Just look at shit like La La Land

To produce the best cancer you can't just stop at a shitty book

I don't think I will make it all the way through tonight fam. Its too dumb sober, and drunk I want to fall asleep

What I truly fear is a sequel.

Yeah, I just find it funny because it's as realistic as the common holohoax.

It was a valiant effort, user.

Now that's a good book.

No, this is too much.

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im happy because it means they are staying away from SAO

I ain't unconscious yet:

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tfw you dunno how to name the next files because everything is cancer oh god there is so much cancer

(checked)
This is a fun thread, Holla Forums. Contain your autism.

Yes? What's your point?

Fuck, sorry, wrong picture. Everything is fucking cancer.

Nazi Germany was one of the first few countries to end vivisection. Ironically, Hitler was big on ending cruelty to animals.

just you wait

the popularity this movie gets will surely make an anime version

i know this isn't exclusive to this book but fucking hell if it isn't just as cringing as every other goddamn time it happens.

The irony of them trying to flash nerd cred by name dropping Kobolds, is that Kobolds are like the cat videos of /tg/.

They have fans, fetishists. There are Cutebold drawings and comics. Hell, Deekin from Neverwinter Nights has his own fans.

The character would have gotten hate for killing Kobolds because other players were probably trying to get one to join their party.

Cute 'bold, btw.

12th/12 bottles in now
I hate this shit
Story's a fuck

THICK

Goodnight. Beer doesn't cure social cancer like this.

Made it 30% through before succumbing to tiredness and being really drunk. I don't feel ashamed. This shit was fucking terrible why the fuck do jews at least when mining goy scripts for shit at least make it easier

it's all bullshit, tbh.

Just don't trust jews with shit plz.

I tried with this dumb as fuck shit.

The Hell does that mean?
Are both classes at 52?
Is one class at level 2 while the other is 50?
Those two classes have conflicting ability demands, so your ability scores would have to be like 16 in everything except maybe Charisma.
Multiclassing means you're not particularly good at either, but you're passable at both.

God fucking damnit I hate when people who don't game write like they understand how games work.

It's a story about a world that's gone to shit, but people obsess over Star Wars movies, plug themselves into Fuckerberg's technology, and scramble over the equivalent of a lottery ticket.
I'd say it's exactly what the jews want in a story.

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The next time someone reminisces about 80s memorabilia, I'm going to fucking kill them. This generation is so fucking pathetic about not moving past 19-fucking-89

That's every "I'm so nerdy XD" leftist ever.

>But you can bet he must have masturbated because geeks have a hard time getting laid LOL clear that head amirite? I might just go rub one out right now guyz! XD

Geeks. They don't even understand the people they claim to idolize. Honestly, if I hadn't seen the other shit being posted in this thread I would have said that the author doesn't actually intend for that awful argument to be taken seriously.

I hate these people so fucking much.

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I'm sorry guys. I tried to get through it, even though drunk, but I couldn't get through it.

It was fucking shit.

Speaking of plebshit, woman next to me at diner reading Harry Potter (Goblet of Fire to be specific) and she's around college age.

who in the fuck does it with his left hand

Lefties and people who like to use the mouse/change the page while masturbating at the same time
Fucking low IQ plebs don't know how the champs do it

you can change pages with your left while doing the deed with your right
work on your dexterity if you can't

Just admit you can't handle both a tool and your dick
And how do you expect to handle a woman and your throbbing minime

Is this just shitty references, the book/movie? How did this even sell? They even had to change the references in the movie to be even more current.

What the fuck? I specifically told you to grab the mouse with your left
and again if you can't you have shit dexterity

It didn't just sell, it's overwhelmingly popular and lauded. Everyone loves it. It's been recommended to me irl. Why are you being a contrarian, user?

That last part read like a silver age comic. What would you say his writing level is on? I'm thinking 9th grade but that might be too high.

No mention of any mouse there m8
A retard and a liar, and a creep for fapping with crossed arms
Reported for shitposting and false flagging as a proud american servant of the g*d emprah, master of order, blessed by the chaos g*d Kek, or something

It's elementary school vocabulary and sentence structure. It's dumber than pre-Harry Potter YA fiction. I don't know where you go from here. Maybe books consisting entirely of drunk Tweets and pictures of tits?

Start with these two please:

So it's like Sword Art Online?

No, it's like Spy Kids 3D, which Sword Art Online is also like.

But worse and every page has references that anyone who has been here longer then 15 years would know.

no we were conquered by (((somebody else))) and while bacon isn't kosher, there's nothing stopping them from pretending they like it online

Better than anything made by jews, it goes without saying.

Yeah, because the 90s and early 2000s were so fucking good, right?

I think getting too hung up on nostalgiafagging is bad. Trying to sell a shitty nostalgia word casserole to morons is worse.

Maybe he should kill himself. The only place he is liked is in this book where he keeps getting reelected because "he protects user rights" probably the same way Chris-chan protects his citizens in his comics

Most Jewish shit ever.

/ourguy/ undercover?

This was like reading the thought process of your average e-celeb on twitter and the mental gymnastics they do when they block someone.

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT A CHARACTER, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! HE'S A DOG!

Fuck's sake, these worthless nerds are the reason why the Exapanded Universe was destroyed, so they could have Han become a cuck and get killed by his emo son, so long as Chewie doesn't die a heroic death saving han's actual son. Fuck, man, this makes me angry. I hate Nerd Culture.

Hitler was a vegetarian painter who desperately didn't want WW2 to happen, keep your head in the sand, though, fam.

This makes me angry.

This year, 2017, a movie called Okja came out. It had zero references to pop culture and was an original film. Last year, a movie called Hacksaw Ridge came out, it was a Mel Gibson film about a real WW2 hero who saved over a 100 men's lives without having to kill anyone. A faggot like you would probably prefer Stranger Things and Guardians of the Galaxy, though. Enjoy the ebin 80s references.

This book somehow manages to get worse and worse and worse.

ayy lamo

I'd love to tar and feather the writer of this toilet paper.

The worst part is the guy then cries how "the evil corporations want to ban free speech" forgetting he just fucking muted some guy because he disagreed with him.

Message board = reddit obviously. Only the fascist evil bad guys would dare use a site as horrible as this one!

What I'm finding really funny is that some (all) of the posts in this thread are better written than the lines in the actual book.

This is like an annoying girl who smirks about ignoring you, then getting upset when you brush them off anyway. What a loathsome attention whore. This is the kind of "ANGRY WYPEPO" shit that makes Twitter suck.

I'm genuinely surprised they didn'tsay it was a MUCK/MUD
How can you see their avatar if it's a BBS like setup. You should only see their email address and maybe their name.

It could always be worse

MUST KILL EVERY FUCKING LEFTIST

If this movie doesn't flop I'm becoming a misanthrope.

LMAO kiddo

Low effort shit post, doesn't even make sense.

LMAO kiddo

I hope this is hyperbole because nobody even tracks sliver in DnD, a fucking broomhandle costs gold so why bother

What faggot wrote this campaign?

So just a faggot rather than an informed nostalgiafag then?

What the fuck is this shit why would you have such a ridiculous XP curve, is it logarithmic?

Not level 10 fighter level 30 wizard level 12 eldritch knight or some shit. So he's never actually leveled a character on table top or in vidya at all then?

Of course not you gutless liberal.

Jesus.

People like you are to blame for Disney Wars. Lucas went out and made the Prequels for a new generation, the post 9/11 generation, and all you fucking boomers and manchildren had a shit fit over them, and now you have The Cuck Awakens instead of the new Star Wars movies being for the current generation of white kids having to deal with invading muslims and non-whites as the vong trilogy would have been about. You literally destroyed what could have been the tale of a generation in favor of cheap nostalgia and references.

You couldn't make this shit up

Modern Lucas is too blue pilled for this.

I never read that shit but I've heard of it and holy shit the Vong are space akbars aren't they?

nuStar Wars is exactly the result of people leaving the 80s behind and trying to modernize everything to [current year] standards.

The joke writes itself

fuck these shits, they have never read a fucking paper in their lives, they don't know what a scientist does.

Did Sam Hyde ghostwrite this book? It reminds me of his anime presentation.

Would make more sense to explain the massive amount of hypocrisy that keeps popping up as a joke rather then an author who can't even reread what he wrote to fix that shit.

They should've made a Otherland movie instead. Although it has a strong womyn protagonist the story at least is able to sustain itself without resorting to more references than a Family Guy episode.

finally found something that reddit and the chans agree on

They could just do the Black Company's first three novels and have a "diverse cast" which includes a midget ungabunga nigger witchdoctor and two bitch sorceresses.

I wonder if they know that most scientists doing actual science get their grant money or are directly employed by the ebil corporations. Especially geologists.

Black Company would need to be a tv series.

Back to reading this shit sober
In this scene, in a stunning display of creativity, they put the main character as another character in a movie you might have heard of.
Copying something exactly=creativity.

Gif is how I feel.

One Eye is the negro. Goblin's the midget.
Plenty of the Taken are waman, and so is The Lady.

I want a Black Company tv series

THE HORROR

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I see you enjoy pain.

While they're Broderick, they should load up a bestgore vr game of him killing a family in a car crash.

One-eye and Tom Tom are pygmies, an entire race of nigger midgets.

What did the author mean by this?

Just because this book is shit 80s pandering doesn't mean Stranger Things is bad.
It's a bland MMO story set in a dystopia.
That being said:

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Are you new in this forum, by chance?

The Vong were literally an analogy for Islam. And the Vong were the villians in Lucas' planned trilogy.

Yes, they're a religious tribe that attempts to conquer, convert, or destroy, the entire ga;axy, and the Imperial Remnants and the Republic have to team up to stop them.

Tom Tom dies in the first chapter of the first book.

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Funny how a bus apparently gets more protection then the hundreds of billions of dollars, which is apparently protected by lawyers.

if you guys are so smart, how come you're not rich?

ernie cline's not even jewish. probably.

When you do the jew's bidding, you sometimes get the scraps.

>>>/reddit/

I'm not creating the proper type of brain rotting propaganda that the Jews want to promote. Ready Player One is something that masquerades as an original story, while serving as nothing more than a commercial for products that already exist.

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It's jewish as fuck, especially the spelling change to hide the jewishness.

I bet you like Super 8 too.

That might just be me reading between the lines.

I wish this book was that good.

Reported for trying to mess with a masterpiece :^) The book goes full retard and says everyone runs to the cities and only bandits live in outside

Sad.

- from chapter 1

Everyone's dying and killing each other. From this section I didn't really see the point in any of this. It's just a last gasp of worthless consumerism before everyone's dead.

So, wait, they've got a nuclear war going on and the little faggot is more concerned with a shitty MMO?

I think the author, being a typical liberal fuckwit, has little understanding of what exactly it would mean that nation states have decided to bring out the big guns and are nuking each other. That's one line governments of the world have not been willing to cross for any reason, because even the most deluded politician knows that once you let the nuclear monkey out of the box there is no putting it back in.

No, but the fact is that Stranger Things isn't shit-tier pop culture pandering. It borrows heavily from 80s themes and plots, and has 80s mentions considering it's set in the 80s, but you wouldn't say that a movie set in the late 90s involving kids is pandering because it has them playing Pokeymans at some point.
Also super 8 sucked, even though it's thematically similar. Stranger Things is decent.

Too had the book forgets this and makes it seem like the while world is busy finding the easter egg. Hell, the world is fine enough that the main character can order pizza whenever he wants.

Sorry, but no. People would be starving to death and raping eachother in the streets if multiple nations have been nuking eachother. Fgagot probably think food grows in the super market backroom.

Yes. They don't discuss it at all other than that one line. About 95% of the book is in the online world, and what little glimpses we get of the outside world makes it look like a shitty hellhole.

At that point he's rich from endorsement deals. Before then he was in that trailerpark/skyscraper thing, eating soy protein sticks.

Since you didn't like Super 8, I'll stop harassing you. I haven't watched Stranger Things because it looks gay, but I'll take your word that it's better than Super 8.

I can't stand watching Stranger Things because that kid that is the main character looks like an ayy.

How the fuck could he possibly become fat from soy protein sticks?

HOW IS THIS NOT A Holla ForumsACK STORY? WHY IS THIS ABOUT A SHITTY NEVER WINTER NIGHTS CLONE? DOES THE AUTHOR COMPLETELY LACK SELF-AWARENESS?

Yeah, the fat retard looking guy on all the posters turned me off. All the kids are Jews or Black, right? I miss when blonde haired white kids were in American movies.

Yes.

I have no clue where the food comes from since there's been a mass migration to the cities and there's often brownouts across America and other tiny throw-away details the author uses wrong. It's maddening when they come up

I'm having a hard time finding it at the moment, but mentions government-subsidized food at one point towards the beginning, like food stamps or something.

It's pretty sad there are no stories about right wingers restoring order and sanity to the world. The whole sci-fi genre is thoroughly pozzed by Jews and their golems.

Oh fuck the description of his new gear he buys later is so fucking long:

This book is like fifty shades of gay,,,but gayer

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER BUT IT KEEPS GOING

Do you think he missed the part where Batemans' brand obsession was about struggling to "fit in"?

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Good thing those damn bad guys didn't update their systems or that no one else already tried to get in using these exploits, forcing the company to fix the holes!

AND EVEN A SEX DOLL IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING GOING

Frankly, this seems more like an advertisement of VR than anything else.

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I swear that Lovecraft was the first man to fully sketch out the decay of western society almost perfectly, no kitschy bullshit like in Brave New World just depressing resonance with modern society and where he obviously saw it heading.

In the book, the brands are a sort of device showing how people become commodities.
I guess it's sort of similar, insofar that the character is spending every last bit of cash on tools to become absorbed in a commercial world.
Actually, it's funny, Ready Player One might be "American Psycho" but for "I am so le nerdy xddd" gamers who waste time on modern, streamlined MMOs.
Where Ellis was just showing how fucked yuppies are, this book might be showing how fucked these wasted lives are. Unintentionally, of course, because Cline is one of them.

Cannot blame him. He is an athiest faggot whose parents are dead and is responsible for killing hundreds of people. The world has gone to shit and now he wants to win some pointless prize to feel better. Leave it to some reddit fag to ruin what could have been a really interesting story

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I hate everything about this book.

The way this is written I'd swear the author was trying to portray the character having an obsession over worthless shit that will be forgotten the moment the servers are closed.

Is it possible that even the left sees the rot for what it is but they have just embraced it?

How is this not a critique of universal democracy? What because Trump was one of those things?

This has to be satire, it has to be.

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It does describe it, in horrible, horrible detail.

Of course you could blame him. In a shithole dystopia where cities are being nuked, instead of spending time using the internet to learn (the fact that it's still operational is a miracle by itself based on the descriptions) you spend time going through 80s movies simulations and download more fucking movies so you can find some easter egg hidden in a game instead of actually gaining any real knowledge.
How could this be construed as a "celebration" of pop culture, it's fucking scary really. Maybe cities are being nuked because the only sane people left are terrorists who want to fucking annihilate these wastes of life who brought the world into such a shit state in the first place, where they do nothing but play video games and watch 80s movies while infrastructure crumbled.

This is hell

Damn it user, you better stop this. I feel horrible knowing we will never see a superior story made into a book and into a good movie while this shit gets preferred treatment.

Jesus…. this is worse than I thought.

From the end:

So somehow 200 billion dollars, which is more likely worth a few million since the world has been in a recession for 30 years, is somehow supposed to feed everyone on the planet forever so everyone is happy? Fucker is about to cause bugger riots and wars and there will be no survivors after the food runs out after a day.

>WITH NO SURVIVORS
You just cheered me up. I want to see cannibal mobs eat the main character. It was already a worthless shithole by the time that game contest started. The entire book was pointless.

found the normalfag

nigga u know this place is a cesspool right

No more dumb quotes from the book from me. Deleted that filth after I finished it. It was like eating junk food, empty calories for the mind.

multitasking is a disease

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Northwest Front novels exist, and the last two are pretty good.

Actual employee of a VR company here. That's exactly how they're using it.

Oh good. Everyone's going to rot to death wearing VR headsets and fucking VR sex dolls while the sandniggers and niggers rape and kill everything and the jews rub their hands together.

Do you have any more recommendations? I know of Serpent Walk, Turner Diaries and shit like that, but I'm looking for stuff that is less preachy.

tie-in game when?

Holy shit: It's S.T.A.L.K.E.R. outside the cities, minus the freaky shit

HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING UNREAL
THIS IS LITERALLY THE WET DREAMS OF REDDIT USERS
FUCKING CUCKS AHHHHH

Eh. They're basically just gonna replace smart phones. It doesn't necessarily have to be bad. But it definitely could be.

No idea. Video games are just a way to get people excited about VR. the real future of it, the real money, is in industrial and commercial applications. Consumer level stuff will expand to full saturation within 10 years but it's gonna be HUGE in business, especially design, engineering and military.

That's the election for the ONLINE president.
The main character didn't care about the US election.

You fags didn't warn me that one of the characters turns out to be an obese black gay woman who don't need no man.

Sorry, the only other one I know of is The Third Revolution, and it suffers from focusing on one guy and his super-hot southern wife. I read the first three, but I had to stop when he went to the pope for help finding his white ethnostate and got it because he promised to put crosses on the flagpoles. It also seemed pathetic after NWF's "conflict between hardline christians and pagans is one of the recurring issues in the new country" handling of the issue.

I understand TD is fairly poor prose. NWF, especially Freedom's Sons, is good enough that I wish I could recommend it to people I know. The Brigade is only slightly less good, but read them in order, FS is a direct sequel. The three previous ones are fairly good but have a lot of info dump world building. "fairly good" here meaning the ending of Hill of the Ravens moved me to tears.

I'll check out Serpent's Walk but from the cover I saw it seems like more TD.

Sort of related:
The Camp of the Saints is about europe falling to third-world hordes
Caliphate, by Tom Kratman, is about a future where europe is an islamic caliphate. US went apeshit after muslims nuked 5 US cities, and they are winning. China is doing their usual amoral stuff. Doesn't seem redpilled.
David Drake has The General series, about a (spaniard, kind of) guy reconquering a colony that collapsed, using ~1900 tech and horse-sized dogs. Not really redpilled, but has lines in later books like "The ships of the second galactic federation are coming, and if they get here and it's just savages picking through the ruins, they won't stop to help"

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I just could for the life of me understand why anyone would praise this book. The sentence flow, the unoriginality, all of it was tripe. Now i see why it's being pushed. It doesn't matter if its garbage as long as it's sending the right (((message)))

I assume shilling VR products for the movie is where the rest of funding comes from.

It's easy to predict when you understand Talmudic deconstruction

Hunter is pretty good, it's from the same author of Turner Diaries.

Agenda 2030 + VR the movie.

Is dis bitch retarded? We know for a fact that niggers and women get affirmative action gibs just to go to college, its in the law books, its in the college bylaws, this is a known and measurable factor, it is a fact that is common knowledge. There have been multiple cases were a white guy will falsify his race on an college application and receive a full ride as a negro and be refused admission at all as a white guy, this has happened several times it is a thing which has occurred. How in the fuck does this retard acquire the impression that applying as a white dude will get any preferential treatment at all? Is the left really this delusional and disassociated from reality?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, somebody read this shit and confirm I'm not hallucinating.

This is the only passage I've seen so far that's actually pretty cool up until the FUCKING SUPERFRIENDS REFERENCE. And it's not even that he's simply thinking back on it, he just completely fucking stops the story to muse about a sound effect to himself as if anyone would ever give a fuck. And then they fucking play an arcade game instead of actually jousting on birds because god forbid they fight in a way that might not be interpreted as a cultural reference. And at the very end of the pic, you can see a small portion of his incessant need to describe everything in idiotic levels of detail.

This pisses me off more than most of the other passages because he almost had something going here, but then he just fucking ruins it in ways I never thought possible.

I'll pass. I read enough from that leftist cuck to know the kind of shit he puts in his books.

You might want to try Flashback by Dan Simmons, which is pretty redpilled. It shows an America gone to shit, spics gearing up to take over Los Angeles and kill every white person in sight and makes a point to illustrate how the ethnocentric, traditionalist Japanese are dominant. Leftists got all kinds of butthurt over the book, though it's less about politics and more about a murder mystery. Then again, the second POV is a cucked academic slowly coming to realize the mistakes he made by supporting the leftist ideology.

The complete lack of any decent right wing literature just goes to show how deeply the rot has taken hold.

Is that the one where it opens up with him killing interracial couples? Much like Turner Diaries it reads more like a self-masturbatory session by the author crossed with a propaganda piece. I know his heart was in the right place, but it's just cringy as fuck, and I'm not gonna give it a pass because it aligns with my views, I'm not a leftist.

it's worse than family goy.