OFFICIAL DEAD

It wont be like Empire guys!

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It's like a haiku, it has 17 syllables.

I bet even the "hate-love" dynamic will be the same.

White cis men BTFO!

Finn is still wearing that stolen jacket?

Nah, it'll be reversed, with the Chinese girl being cocky and Finn playing hard to get.

What's the bet TR8-T0R will be in this film as the new Boba Fett?

He will return, according to rumors. Disney not only rehash the old movies, but their movies as well.

He has no identifiable traits besides saying "traitor" loudly. Also, pretty sure he died unless I need to rewatch that scene.

They really had to look far and wide to find a girl that much shorter than him.

He nearly killed a nigger with a lightsaber. He was the most competent Stormtrooper of all time.

They did resurrect him, but his name is FN-2199 or something shitty like that. They couldn't even make him FN-1488 for us.

Be honest, even George Lucas would have done better.

I could've done something when Shamalam was taping Airbender in my hometown and I let the world down. Learn from my mistakes, user. Be a hero.

WEW
Finally chinks will be blacked!

TAKE MY MONEYS ABRAMS!!!!!

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you Implying something faggot?

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I'm sorry, George. You are the only kinomaster.

not that guy but i think he's implying how george's sequel scripts were actually competent stories that logically continued the universe and didn't just reboot/remake/continue with sjw touch-ups.

You're right, it'll be much different.

sauce on the porn please

His baton spin is rumored to be how he charges his force lightning attack.

Can you fags stop promoting Disney films? All press is good press because it gets their trash in your skull.

That's the only thing accurate about these films, porch monkeys don't buy clothes.

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he's right you know.

That really only applies to something you wouldn't know of otherwise. Not talking about Disney isn't going to make it go away.

Do you think instead of Traitor Trooper, Big Guy troopers will be the new meme?

China is going to throw a shitfit

I wonder if (((Disney))) actually wants to push multiculturalism in China.

Of course, thats how the jew cracks ethnic cohesion.

It will go out of your head, and out of your life.

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This.
Do whatever the fuck you can to disrupt it.

And apparently his 'actual' nickname is Nines. Because gosh that's a cool nickname.

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Man, Star Wars is fucking dead to me.

You can save the number shit here now, you know.

FIVES WAS A GOOD CLONE
FIVES DINDU NUFFIN