Maps of the World

The World According to Donald Trump

A modern Icarus, Trump thinks he’s a butterfly that can cause a hurricane. The problem is he can’t fly

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You know there must be a video of Hillary Clinton hysterically laughing hidden somewhere in the digital vaults of her campaign headquarters. There’s no other way a leading Democratic candidate could have reacted to the news that Donald Trump wants to ban all Muslims from entering the US. This comment finally disqualified him from the race by insuring a split in the Republican vote. Even though there may be a pundit or two who would just for the sport insist Trump still has a chance, the real estate mogul is a political corpse in a rapid state of decay.

He brought this to himself. Everybody with a brain should have arrived to this conclusion months earlier after Trump, in a fit of exalted insanity, declared that the majority of the Mexican immigrants in the US were rapists. Then again, American society has a high tolerance towards insults to people south of the border. So Trump got away with it and the media continued to use him as clickbait, boosting his popularity to hysterical levels.

If he was truly a savvy politician, he would have recognized this as opportunity, toned down his rhetoric, and let the slowly fading echo of his outrageous past remarks carry him to the finale. Alas, this requires strategic vision that few narcissists are capable of. So it was inevitable that at some point Trump was going to cross the same line that he kept moving further and further.

This moment came when with a single hair flick Trump declared that 1.6 billion Muslim people were a security threat. Each and every one of them! Was he aware of that number? Did he count? Perhaps the pampered mentality of the American rich made him forget that sometimes irresponsible domestic rhetoric can reverberate across the globe? He certainly hinted at such a possibility when he compared his idea to Roosevelt’s Japanese solution. Perhaps Trump’s calendar is still stuck in 1942 when local radio was all the rage? In the meantime, in a less shocking parallel universe, Ann Coulter was running for general secretary of the United Nations.

Finally the media that used Trump so effectively suddenly realized it had created a monster. World leaders gasped in disbelief. Even unapologetic hawks like Dick Cheney and Benjamin Netanyahu felt the urge to openly criticize him. As usual, all kinds of comparisons with Hitler splashed all over the Internet like a viral tsunami.

But the real question is does Trump deserve all the attention he’s been blasted with? He’s no Hitler. Not because he doesn’t have a weird mustache but because America is not Weimar Germany. Yes, some toothless trailer folks are frustrated with the government but that’s hardly a good reason to propel such a dilettante to the front porch of the White House. Trump, like so many other charlatans, is out of sync with the modern era of instant gratification and superficial outrage. There’s a difference between what people protest about and what they are willing to defend. Mark Zuckerberg knows it all too well. Half the planet has been threatening to leave Facebook for good and failed to keep its promise.

It’s time to face things as they really are: Trump, for all his potential as a shrewd businessman, actually possesses the mentality of a rural alcoholic whose only experience with political debate starts and ends at a local pub.

If you’re a bit more sentimental and forgiving, you can picture him as that racist uncle you still care about because deep in his heart he’s a “good person.” Being an idiot excuses you from idiotic actions. Being a clever person acting like an idiot, doesn’t. Whatever the case, Trump is not someone who should spend even a single night at the White House. Not even if he had too much wine after Hillary Clinton’s inauguration party.

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The Arab Trilogy: From Spring to Winter and Beyond

Some time ago in a galaxy not so far away…

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Remember when in 2011 Tunisia and Egypt sparked the Arab Spring? We called it a Facebook Revolution. It was supposed to herald a brave new world, where social networks played integral part in politics. It felt like the Internet finally became the great universal equalizer we always wanted it to be. In less than a decade Twitter and Facebook managed to spread our liberal values from Saudi Arabia to China. Dictatorships all over the world were doomed because young people finally came together, ready to fight for freedom of expression, gender equality, and the right to own an iPhone.

Even John McCain got on board. Initially describing the revolutions as a dangerous virus undermining the stability of the region, he saw the light and changed his tune. It was a virus alright. However, it was threatening not the stability of the Mediterranean but Beijing and Moscow.

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No one cares, faggot.

New Zealand is located to the west of Australia.

Shit map, OP.

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That made me chuckle a little bit.

lol map-hurt

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The Ultimate Guide for a Great Shag in Good Old Europe

Mapping romantic love, the Old Continent‘s most famous invention

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Europeans are notorious for their claims for inventions, from Athenian democracy to flush toilets. But there’s one of which they are especially proud: romantic love.

The average European will describe it as the ultimate contribution to human civilization because before it first appeared in the tales of the troubadours from the 13th Century, the world was a cruel place, devoid of tenderness, where children were begotten by rape and pillage. Sarcasm aside, most early European myths seem to confirm this suspicion.

The very foundations of European civilization are closely linked to rape. First, there’s that awkward myth in which Europa, a Phoenician princes, is kidnapped by Zeus. In the form of a bull, the Supreme Olympian takes her on his back and swims all the way to Crete. There Zeus lays her down on a nice lush meadow and pops her cherry. Apparently Olympian manners differ from our own so much that he doesn’t even bother to get her a martini, so she can shake off the stress from the jetlag. Bill Cosby would most certainly find this shocking!

Second (at least from a historical point of view) comes the story of the Sabine women, who were actually invited by the early Romans for a couple of martinis, but then taken hostage and duly inseminated, so that the Roman race could survive an impending extinction. And if your contemporary mind is baffled asking why the hell didn’t the Romans use charm instead of force, you have to remember that the concept of wooing didn’t quite exist at the time. Women were considered talking cattle and nobody needed a permission to milk a cow whether she was fluent in Latin or not!

All this changed after the 13th Century, when a couple of Occitans (who spoke a language that is now officially considered trashy by the Académie française) lost their minds and started worshiping women in poetic rhyme and out-of-tune serenades. Suddenly rape went out of fashion and women started their long-postponed emancipation, which was fully completed only seven centuries later, when Beyoncé published Lemonade.

Except of course you don’t want to consider another theory.

Maps are amusing but OP is a faggot.

He should learn that northern Chinese are basically Mongol rape babies.

wtf i hate trump now

Welcome to Eurabia

A chronicle of the impending Blitzjihad and the islamization of Europe

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Chemtrails spotted the sky over the bronze statue of Nigel Farage commemorating his We Shall Fight on the Pebble Stone Beaches speech delivered to the House of Commons several years earlier, right before a hijacked zeppelin crashed into the British Parliament and killed a flock of pigeons nesting inside.

The remains of the disaster were turned into an open-air museum by Boris Johnson’s grandson, the newly elected UK prime minister. Faced with the difficult task to revitalize the wartime economy, he felt that Britain, one of the few remaining Christian nations in Europe, deserved a morale boost. Apart from the public museum with the carefully arranged pigeon skeletons on display, he completed the conversion of the last hair salons in London. They were turned into striptease clubs, where kidnapped Muslim women from the coast of Normandy were forcefully unveiled in front of cheering British patriots singing Handel’s Hallelujah.

In Paris, the newly appointed Taliban mayor started disassembling the Eiffel Tower. The metal from the giant symbol of the French Republic would be later melted into swords for the Taliban soldiers in the planned invasion of Britain. The Louvre, frequently visited by members of the Taliban Youth, was turned into a Museum of Degenerate Art. It was the only place in the Taliban world where hysterical laughter was not only allowed but actively encouraged. Children who failed to at least giggle in front of the Mona Lisa were publicly flogged.

In neighboring Spain, a ten year disinfection program was just completed by the Agency of Proper Eating Habits, under the direct authority of the Moroccan king. Christians caught eating pork faced immediate expulsion. Those who sheltered domesticated swine had their homes confiscated and were taken into special labor camps to the south, where the greatest engineering project of the century, the Gibraltar Bridge, was in full swing.

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This will never get old.

Grow the fuck up.

Russia Seen From the West

How the patronizing condescension of the West breeds monsters in the Wild European East

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You can search the entire world, continent by continent, but you won’t find a place more misunderstood by the West than Russia. Granted, there are regions and cultures on this planet that are much less familiar. How many Westerners try to grasp the complexity of the Chinese political system or the differences between Saudi Wahhabists and Iranian Twelvers? However, everyone from San Francisco to Gdansk has an opinion about Russia and this opinion is usually carved in stone and passed from generation to generation like a secret Coca-Cola recipe.

Russia seems familiar. Geographically, it occupies one third of the European continent. Culturally, it consolidated as an off-shot of Orthodox Christianity and, after the fall of Constantinople, it proclaimed itself the rightful successor of Byzantium, (better known to enlightened historians as the agile part of the Roman Empire than survived until the end of the Middle Ages).

Russia seems exotic. Even though its European part is enormous, it amounts to only 30% of the entire country. The Asian territory is far bigger, mysterious, and literally inaccessible to most Westerners, who are too spoiled by the modern tourist industry and its sanitized resorts to consider diving into the virgin wilderness of remote regions like Siberia. And despite what you might have heard, less than a half of Russia’s population describes itself as Christian Orthodox and an even smaller part actually attends church services regularly.

It’s the contradiction between the familiar and the exotic that distorts the perception of Russia in the Western mind. The sense of familiarity reinforces the belief that Russian culture is Western by origin and by aspiration. Hence the refusal of Russians to fully embrace Victorian table manners is perceived nothing more than a teenage tantrum.

Unlike non-European states like China, Russia is rarely taken for what it is. In Western eyes, it is a state in aimless perpetual transition, often from bad to worse. Russian tzars were always autocratic by choice, Russian communists were paranoid by nature, and today Vladimir Putin is able to hold on to power only because Russian people are clueless about the way he manipulates them. These simplistic assumptions betray shortsighted naivety and condescension instead of real concern. And naivety in politics is often punished. Charles XII, Napoleon and Hitler would be more than happy to testify.

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12 Ways to Break the USA

The European bigot’s guide to the social and geographic complexity of the US

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Ridiculing the geography skills of US Americans is a cute European habit with long traditions rooted in a sense of historical superiority and the assumption that the Old Continent is the eternal center of the Universe. At the same time few Europeans are able to point the location of Minnesota on the map, and some aren’t even fully aware the abbreviation USA stands for “United States of America.” Although they know what the word “state” means, in this particular case they consider it a synonym for “province.” Such disregard to detail results in sloppy stereotyping: Americans are universally described as fat religious freaks who love guns, support the death sentence and reject the theory of evolution.

The problem? Disregarding detail is not a very European thing to do! Concerned that our stereotyping efforts yield such shallow results, I have taken the burden to refine European prejudice of the US by informing my continental brethren about the endless possibilities the immense geography of the US offers. Why rely on blanket statements when you can assign different stereotypes to specific regions? The more fine-grained you bigotry becomes, the less it will be perceived as such because people are trained to associate stereotypes with generalizations.

Remember, you heard it here first!

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That is actually an incredibly accurate representation of all the regions of the world

Wait nevermind, no it's not.
What the fuck? Poo in loos are incredibly ugly

lel

Agreed.

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Tearing Europe Apart


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Evolutionary psychologist Robin Dunbar, who specializes in studying primate brains, once determined that the amount of human individuals in a functional social group cannot exceed 150. This limit, he argued, is a direct function of relative neocortex size. In other words, we don’t have the physical capacity to maintain a meaningful connection with a larger number of people because there is a shortage of drawers in our brain, where we can store all the necessary gossip. I wonder if this rule applies to political alliances. Is there an optimal amount of countries, after which an organization becomes dysfunctional?

It’s a tempting question, especially during an economic crisis that has sharpened all kinds of divisions across the European continent. Contemporary politicians speak about enlargement fatigues, ideological rifts, and the failure of multiculturalism. The older electorate in Europe keeps warm memories of the time when the union was simply a community of a few prosperous countries coexisting in peace, harmony, and perpetual economic bliss.

The decision making in Brussels was light as a breeze, Angela Merkel was still busy sorting out posters for the Free German Youth, David Cameron smoked pot at Eton, and last but not least, the participants in Eurovision were obliged to sing in their native languages. There was a common enemy behind the Iron Curtain, and the threat it constantly emanated made a lot of people, who wouldn’t otherwise be natural allies, unite under a common goal.

And here’s a really naughty question: Would there be a European Union if the Soviet one didn’t devour the countries of Eastern Europe one by one? It took just several years after the end of the Second World War to turn the world completely on its head. There were a lot of reinventions of old political ideas, freshly adapted to a bipolar, crudely divided continent.

Stalin, who during the war mastered Realpolitik better than Bismarck, stole the anti-Soviet idea of Georges Clemenceau and hastily started building his own Cordon Sanitaire of small buffer countries that were supposed to protect him from the influence of the pluralist West. He even introduced algebra to politics, trying to persuade his capitalist ally Winston Churchill that foreign political influence in a single country can be divided in percentages among the Great Powers. According to his plan, the United Kingdom was supposed to receive a 90% influence in Greece, 25% in Bulgaria, 10% in Romania, and 50% in Yugoslavia and Hungary. The Soviet Union was supposed to cash in the rest, as if those countries were ingredients in a cooking recipe.

These ridiculous calculations were just a trick to buy more time until the (not so) secret communist agents in the Soviet-occupied territories consolidated their power. Echoing the historic Defenestration of Prague in 1618, which precipitated the Thirty Year’s War, the Czechoslovak foreign minister Jan Masaryk was found dead right below the bathroom window of his office. Stalin had a sense of humor darker than a black hole.

Soon every country where the Soviet percentage was equal to or above 50% suddenly got a 100% communist government, which — to nobody’s surprise — didn’t feel comfortable sharing power with anyone else, rendering all algebraic assurances presented to Churchill meaningless. As a result, Europe received one of its deepest political scars, parts of which were even visible from space at the height of the Cold War.

Lush forest started popping out in the border areas between the enemy states, shaping what is now called the European Green Belt. Many animals, some of which belonging to endangered species, found refuge in those oases. Had the Cold War continued indefinitely, Europe would have gained back its once legendary wild forests, at least in the heavily guarded buffer zones between the two opposing camps.

There was a time when the continent was practically impossible to traverse, and such buffer zones covered vast expanses of land called marches. Geography, nature, and human politics flirted with each other, claiming land back and forth every time two neighboring states started generations-long quarrels. Among the notable examples was the Spanish March, which separated the Franks from the Moors in Iberia. Another one was the territory of modern Denmark, which even kept its original name, meaning March of the Danes.

While a squirrel probably had no problems traveling from Spain to Greece just jumping from branch to branch, for humans moving on dry land was much more challenging. This is why most ancient civilizations in Europe spread along the shores of rivers and seas.

America was literally (re)discovered by Europeans in an attempt to reach India without having to deal with Muslims.

I am sharing a bunch of maps I found that are very Holla Forums relevant and which could produce some dank memes, fuck off.

These are actually pretty good. The pictures, I mean.

Good job with the typo nigger

Want me to just copypaste the maps I find interesting without the text the faggot who runs that site writes for each one?

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kek, 100% correct. tho Argentina is also the most cucked country in the region, a law passed recently, saying every party must be 50%-50%male

Weak memes.

Is Chile still based or have they gone to shit?

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tfw would eat anything from Europe except this

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Helpful Catalog hit, if you hold shift while clicking the body of a catalog item, that catalog item will magically vanish! Take for example the pictures attached:

I know I knowyou'll thank me later

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tfw never heard of her before

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Looks about right to me

tfw "nation" is a new concept

…but race/people/volk/etc. sure isn't.

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Map looks more or less acurate to me, whats the problem? Other then the need to turn new mecca back into the white homeland

the more white is a country, the greater the interest in cuck

Trump is not even president and he has caused a great deal of changes. Thank you for correcting the record OP. I am mentally hill now.

Pretty much correct except for mongolians

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so you're just dumping a bunch of random copypasta in here? ok then

What the hell is this crap? What is even the message here? How does it help Trump get elected?
reddit pls go

ffs do you even remember /new/? "News, Politics, and History".

You guys seem to want Holla Forums to be renamed /trump/.

I want Trump elected but I also want to keep sharing redpilled stuff on here.

Why is Venezuela a different color?
Polite sage for low-energy "art".

i fucking cried true, blue tears

Zuckerkike bought all the alternatives, and boomers/X'ers are too stupid to use something else. Kind of how jews have bought all the other alternatives in politics and libs are too stupid to realize it.


Sounds like a russian/ukrainian kike.

Ditto.

Why in the world is African Americans and Aids separate?

Source?

Implying it was a bad thing.

I didn't know there's a Trump Tower in the Philippines. Trump should invite the Punisher there to improve relations. Imagine Trump, Duterte, Putin, Assad, Farage, Geert Wilders and Le Pen joining forced against the jew globalists. Humanity would enter a new Golden Age.