Melissa McCarthy stars in and produces “R”-rated Puppet Thriller ‘The Happytime Murders’

Brian Henson has pretty well fucked his father's memory. Jim was always pretty progressive, but at least he wasn't a fucking windbag about politics. Brian had a hiring event that specifically wanted non-white non-straight non-cis whatever for hire, damn the actual ability.

Fuck Brian Henson, fuck Disney, fuck nuMuppets.

Ah. Here it is. Fack u white male.

That manlet filter though…

Nah, that's an elf filter. If even someone as horizontally-biased as myself can get through comfortably, it ain't no manlet filter.

I like how it says McCarthy was in Ghostbusters. What a horrible fucking movie to be associated with.

And this.
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Kino

And let's face it, probably this piece of shit too.

Isn't this illegal? The BBC has done this too but I thought there was discrimination laws about this stuff.

Nothing on the planet more disgusting. Sage

Fucking. Triggered.

Discrimination laws only ever seem to apply to certain "protected minorities"

They could literally call for a jihad against whites, and it wouldn't matter.

What is kino? Nobody seems able to really articulate what it means

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WOOOOOW how was I supposed to know men were better at everything?

Wait till you get rid of the race references.

I remember a TV show of muppets acting like assholes, one of them was fat and treated his orange friend like shit and there was a scene where he puts him into a microwave.

McCarthy will portray Jessica Rabbit, like if she's some sort of chubby chasers' icon.

IRISH NEED NOT APPLY

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I don't know if it's the same show, but there was a "lol so machur mubbits XDDD" show called Greg The Bunny thta had a particularly cringeworthy grill powurr XDDD episode where the grills killed all dem soggy knees in a paintball match.
I don't think it even completed one season.
Not sure how it got past the pilot since I specifically remember it having a scene where the rabbit puppet farts on a bunch of clean dishes while bathing in a sink, which I found tasteless and retarded even as an edgy faggot teenager.

gross

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peter jackson kiked out and disowned his non-LOTR shit. what a kike.

Man, I miss pre-LOTR Jackson. Braindead and this are great. It's like a cyst popping Youtube vid with a decent plot.

Well Summer user, you don't direct the the Lord of the Rings trilogy with a background of Puppets fucking, killing, shitting and eating one another. A movie where Aliens hunt down humans and make them into fast food with cheese oozing out of the production and a zombie film with the best gore effects in decades that has a demonic zombie baby, various incest jokes and a 12 foot naked hag zombie that shoves a man into her womb. Both movies listed having a birth scene filled with blood. Everything said in the post happens in the movies. Kikes or not its basic studio logic.

Putting celebrities together with puppets seems kinda redundant.

Oh no.

How did we overlook the puppet snuff porn? Even the trap rape porn look normal by comparisons.

Calling it now. Ether a black lives matter methpahor or a shoed in nonsensical anti-Christian themes yet pro Jewish and Islam.

How is this even legal? Isn't this against employment laws?

This isn't true. It's illegal on its face.

You should try Bronx Bunny. Rabbit puppet who gets on porn stars and shit talks them as I recall.

Should we put together a Holla Forums puppet kino list? The Fuzz on Netflix is pretty fucking great.

Laws aren't active, they cannot enforce themselves. If the system wants to ignore a law or only punish some people for it then it can. This is what happens here.

Enoch Powell was right. The black man now holds the whip not the white

I'm waiting for a movie in a modern setting narrating the story of a white guy putting on blackface in order to get a job.

wow.
I haven't seen this in ages.

what the fuck are you talking about.