Time to learn jQuery and Javascript so I can create automated dubs checker bot to check all repeating digits on this board without having to do it manually heh. You guys should learn these languages too so you can do fun stuff with them!
Javascript & jQuery
Eli Rivera
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Oliver Baker
If you want to use jquery you should consider killing yourself first.
Owen Hill
No alternatives exist and besides I plan to create some CIA nigger programs to track and profile you all automatically with it. Isn't it great for that? I don't need to create a program that respects your privacy, I need one that takes it away.
Andrew Foster
why would you use js for that? just use perl
Jonathan Turner
The alternative is to not use it. It can't do anything javascript can't except train "jquery developers" who have absolutely no clue what the fuck they're doing and build horrible tangled disasters for the simplest things.
Austin Davis
Can perl be used to interact with Holla Forums? Can I use it for a user script?
My goals are:
I'm pretty sure I'm going to need javascript for all this shit.
Jace Cook
Ok so what is the difference between jQuery vs JavaScript and what makes one better than the other?
Austin Ortiz
Oh fuck and I forgot bot posting / automated shilling to fuck with paranoid boards on here and automated alerts for when I have to solve a reCaptcha for the bot before I can continue back to reading books / playing games / jerking off / scriptings / etc. while the bots torment the users.
Benjamin Hughes
woo looks like there's tutorials for everything here.
Isn't PHP that language josh loves?
Luis Hill
The fuck is this?
Jaxson Martin
I actually know jquery because
Connor Taylor
jQuery IS javascript. It's javascript someone else wrote.
The problem is that more often than not people treat it as a replacement for plain js, which only binds you to that particular method of doing things even though you have an entire programming language you could be using.
Christopher Gonzalez
oh wait never mind, there's very little use to jquery since js already have way to walk through the DOM with css selectors, as this user has mentioned
it currently reinvents the wheel, it's value of usefulness today is very low.
Joseph Sullivan
related
Colton Sanchez
I wonder what's worse: LARPing, drug-addled script kiddies or ReCaptcha? Anyone can scrape and no one cares what you do with that, but your manual shitposts are annoying enough already.
Jose White
LOL get with the fuckin' times we're on angular 4 now.
Jaxon Bailey
jQuery IS JavaScript.
Except jQuery is this one big monolithic way of doing things. It makes life easier for the most part, but say for example you only want to add some miniscule effect on your page and nothing else, then jQuery is overkill.
Nolan Clark
How underage are you kiddo?
Landon Fisher
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Daniel Bailey
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Joshua Allen
typescript == javascript
whats your point faggo?
Levi James
pathetic
Elijah Anderson
Reminder, this is the same kid who was pretending to be a security expert and pro at tracking people.
Lincoln Rodriguez
I started writing a project with jquery but it was slow and seemed pointless so I just wrote the rest as plain javascript. I don't see the point of it.
Austin Perry
This thread is stale copypasta. Last time the OP threw a hilarious spergy tantrum after posting a screenful of unreadable JQ shit and getting upstaged with a vanilla JS one-liner that did more.