Chicago Burning - The Curse Has Been Broken

Chicago cubs win for the first time since 1908. Entire town burning to the ground.

They won the world series. So now niggers are going to burn the city down and loot and it'll be blamed on drunk fans.

PRAISE KEK

BATHE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE WATERS OF THE VOID! REJOICE - FOR IT IS THE YEAR OF THE FIRE MONKEY!

Cool, thanks mate.

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I love you guys so much.

JEEP LIBERTY BEING CHOPPED ON THE FUCKING STREET

CHIMPCAGO WILL COLLAPSE UNDER ITS OWN HUBRIS AND THE NIGGERS WILL KILL ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER TO MAKE TRUMP WIN ILLINOIS

Trips say chicago falls into the mantle

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Perfect result.

SHOTS FIRED
THE CROWD IS GETTING RESTLESS
THEY'VE BROKEN DOWN THE FENCE
MAN THREATENING TO CUT HIM
SHOTS FIRED
PEOPLE STEALING RIMS OFF VEHICLES

Year of the fire monkey indeed.

TRIPS FOR DOING SOMETHING SOON

STREAMS WE NEED STREAMS!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF KEK!!!

user pls I don't want to have to defend my home

Anyone who's not listening to the scanner, get on it.
Shit is happening right now.

Some sportsfag explain to me the significance of this. They haven't won in 108 years. Were the chicago cubs good? Is it absurd that they won this year? Aren't most of the fans white? This is baseball, yes? Isn't the world championship dominated by a small circle of teams?

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Niggers.

they were cursed by a goat

some guys on a salt truck?
one wearing red hat?

Oh god, this is it.

HAPPENING

Oh no. Are you telling me it's a nigger team, and now the niggers are going to celebrate, niggerstyle?

Is anyone else hearing "assult truck" coming up multiple times?

climbing light poles

Man passed out

Here’s a stream of Wrigley Field.

FUCK SHITCAGO FUCK THE CUBES FUCK GOD DAMN JOE FUCKING BUCK AND THOSE FUCKING UMPS FOR ICING SHAW WITH THEIR GOD DAMN CONVENIENT 'RAIN DELAY' FUCK THE TRIBE FOR RUINING THEIR 3-1 LEAD IN THE SERIES FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT

sage for way off topic /sp/ autism

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Did I just hear the phrase "man down" on the scanner?

The current year is truly remarkable

Shit like this is why I've unironically turned to kek as my lord and saviour

FIRE MONKEY LADS. 2016. THE YEAR IT ALL CHANGES

And blessed by a frog.

niggers will loot for ANY excuse

They've been "that team that cannot win due to a curse" for 108 years. This is the Trump becoming president levels of baseball happenings.

FIRE MONKEY!!!

WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO BEING A RED STATE BOYS
Someone start posting #chicagolootcrew on your twatter please

They were "cursed"
Not really just the CURSE and how Back To the Future 2 "predicted" they'd win last year.
Somewhat I'd say about 70/30 whites.
Usually yes.

history.com/topics/great-chicago-fire
GREAT CHICAGO FIRE OF 2016
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

What lovely digits

nbcchicago.com/news/local/Live-Coverage-From-NBC-Chicago-331944011.html

sportsfans act like niggers

Nate Silver is going to kill himself now.

Please tell me there is full auto everywhere.

lmfao, riots?

Fell off a light pole.
What the fuck.

He needs to save that for after the election. I want to savor how wrong he is even more.

man fell off light pole, ambulance on way

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abc7chicago.com/live/

It's remarkable how sports can make anyone act like a nigger.
Even New Beijing Vancouver has had sports riots.

This is whats going to happen.
Niggers are gonna trash everything and red pill tons of people. Cubs winning may turn Illinois red since the rural areas generally vote republican and only chicago itself kept it red.

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

kept it blue* fuck me.

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that cant be real

oy vey it's like anudda trail of tears

Baseball is whiter than NFL and NBA but there's just a lot of unruly niggers and spics in Chicago.Spics might even join in the chimpout since it's baseball.

Nice images.

Heh.

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Why not?
Trump will win.

I heard riots in the background

Stream of the field
earthcam.com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

5 mins later

WE NEED AN AMBULANCE FOR A MAN WHO FELL OFF A LIGHTPOLE

It is, older too.
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/730251094614528000

Case in point.

How many people are there alive that were around during 1908 and know who the Cubs are?

Back in 1945 there was a fan that used to bring his pet goat to the field and watch games. During the World Series that year other fans complained about the smell of the goat. He took offense and cursed the team by saying they wouldn't win anymore. They lost that series and never got back again in 108 years.

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twitter is hilarious right now. every mention of nate copper is either mocking him or jews kvetching about the soon to be trump presidency.

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(((Telemundo))) truck being climbed upon

TELEMUNDO TRUCK HAS BEEN ASCENDED BY THE MOB

sounds like a sports related riot from twitter at least
twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=chicago&src=typd

check abc feed for people climbing on truck

abc7chicago.com/live/

So Back to the Future 2 was only a year off, then?

FUN FACT: A platoon is what you call a group of… oh, wait, no, that’s troop. Of monkeys.

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Rest well, Lee Elia

:^)
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/793997083367931904

Here comes the platoon!

HE’S LOSING HIS MIND
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/794045257289699329

archive.is is breaking for me. Could one of you archive this before he takes it down.

Looks like it is time to laugh at him.

he's so done for fucking kek

this is what happens when you lose your mind

CURSED BY A GOAT - BLESSED BY A FROG!

Theyre gonna flip the (((telemundo))) truck

Nigs trying to flip a truck

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I think this will help trump.

it's already archived

TELEMUNDO VAN ASSUALTED IN FRONT OF A TACOBELL

UNITS IN ROUTE

why are humans so fucking stupid in general

TIME TO INCITE SOME RACIAL VIOLENCE

archive.is/x9IoQ

DEY STOLE A BASE I WANT ME DAT FREE TACO.

SOMEONE WITH SOME BLACKTWITTER ACCOUNT SPREAD A RUMOR THAT THE LATIN KINGS KILLED SOME BLACKS IN RETALIATION FOR THE WIN OR SOMETHING

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Cool, thanks.

You have to go back.

Oh boy, here we go! Burn your city down you stupid niggers!

No Thiefs Allowed
youtube.com/watch?v=ARQ794jEY6Y

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We need to meme Illinois RED tonight!!

I think we're officially launched into a new timeline

you realize most niggers used to qualify as mentally retarded

They're losing contact with officers.
Command post didn't respond, officer with pregnant lady didn't respond, patrol cars not responding.
Are police comms down?

No Thiefs Allowed
youtube.com/watch?v=ARQ794jEY6Y>>8057616

UH OH
Several shots fired

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Chicago PD made up entirely of middleaged white men and black women

Postan in ebin thread! Welcome to the next timeline, lads, not Berenstein or Berenstain, but something beyond.

They must have switched frequencies they just got back on

ITS HAPPENING

Off by one it only falls halfway

TRUMP WILL WIN

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Burningstun in honor of the FIRE COCK

OFF BY ONE REEEEEE

In all major sports the longest title droughts are now all from post world war 2 era, disregarding teams that never won a championship. Interestingly, Cleveland is now the baseball team with the longest drought (1948).

WHAT DO WE HAVE AT THE TACO BELL???

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The taco bells are offering free tacos for whenever a base is stolen. Makes sense the nogs try to loot it.

It's FAN-TASTIC!

facebook.com/untrail.boyd.12/videos/333067900401550/

Dispatch is losing it

M I N D B R O K E N

Half of all niggers are retarded, and I mean that Scientifically so many niggers were rated as retards that it was deemed racist and they reduced the "average" IQ of people so less niggers would be classified as retards.

It's been one hell of a 3 days

I'm comfy
time to watch it burn
Dispatch going nuts.

MEDICAL ASSISTANCE NEEDED SEVERE ABDOMINAL CRAMPS

Guys car 41 never responded. Chimpcon 0 achieved.

WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS NIGHT

Is Chicago going to be ok?

Wow, we broke (((Nate Plastic))) hard. Look at twatter. All that salt enough to cover all the land on earth with a 5cm layer.

Everyone should go on twitter and comfort the poor jewboy.

Hopefully not

We can only hope not.

THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH BLOOD AND THE POLLS WILL RUN RED WITH TRUMP

Car 41 checked in, but then there was that huge crashing sound and kind of like an "AAARRRRGGGHHH" then nothing

Impressive.

nothing of value lost tonight

Definitely going to need forensics
2 Dead already

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3 deceased, 2 shot.

SHOTS FIRED AT CLYBORN DIVERSEY

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3 deceased, 4 shot now.

All those white people gathered in one place.
Absolutely beautiful.

Did…did I just hear that?

transgender prostitutes on the beat

Ok now I DEFINITELY heard THAT.

ARE YOU OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

TRANNY PROSTITUTES ON THE STREET, FIRES IN THE ALLEYS!!!

Video I'm seeing looks pretty white. Just fans.
youtube.com/watch?v=2tIFJKtpdV8
Any good streams with chimps doing what da do?

This is the life, m8.

Looks like Chicago was not ready. Should have had swat team out to prevent shootings.

WE ESCAPE FROM LA NOW

Not flying due to weather

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Can't get helis due to shit weather.

Its becoming harder and harder not to believe in kek. This shit is just too much. Why is chaos the best religion?

Too much happening for 1 day. David Duke debate, trump happenings.

also from feed

FUCK

What the fuck are they chimping out over? The Cubs won!

Did the Cub's victory celebration really get ruined by a bunch of fucking niggers who could not contain themselves for one evening?

It's not just niggers. If there's gibs anywhere, anybody will go for it. I work at a Taco Bell in a predominately white town. It was absolutely swamped with people asking for five tacos, ten tacos when it's only a couple of people trying to get tacos for their whole family or friends, and then I'm pretty sure there were times people would come back just to get more after some time had passed.

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You answered your own question

Dispatch is losing it.

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Thanks user I must have missed it.

I threw down $200 on trump tonight better go invest some shekels boys.

OH MY GOODNESS, HOLD ON, ILL BE BACK 312 743 0006 JOE LOVE WITH A WEAPON

Why are you here, faggot?

Because chaos is good in nature and true in ideology. Chaos can never be co-opted by the jews because chaos is chaos.

is that from tonight? that was precision.

I totally forgot about Terry.

Drunken whites celebrating.
Niggers taking advantage of chaos to commit crimes

Ya

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Iced tea and a flatbread melt here, cheers

Every day

(cheq'd n keq'd)

They're drunk and celebrating, then someone starts getting wild and slams some dumpster or throws a beer bottle at a stop sign things escalate someone flips a car and Soon niggers are chimping hard.

I am sure. The local ones near me were full of all types of people getting shit because it is free. I wonder how much taco bell is going to lose, probably did not think the cubs would do so much.

Robbery in progress.

case in point, ten cent beer night
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

2,720,544 MORE
and also the rest of shitcongoland

Why the fuck are people taking a stupid game this seriously?

like
clockwork

I'd like to think there's a man out there in a Literal bear costume robbing people.

They haven't won since 1908

What the fuck?
What's wrong with Chicago?

Just think, Chicago is going to be such a mess for the next week that most of the cucks and niggers won't want to leave their homes to vote for Shillary

So hard to tell when violence in Chicago is unusually high.

wrigley field area live stream
- periscope.tv/w/1MYxNOOwegVKw

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They like sports and they don't care who knows
From the pregame show, to the superbowl

This is going to red pill people.

quite close

2016: Year of the FUCK YOU WORLD, YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO

I heard black guy bears hat orange shirt

If your team has never won in your lifetime, wouldn't you be happy to be witness to history?

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Pick one and only one.

hi :D where are the livestream :DDD

If they took serious things seriously, they'd be forming lynch mobs. So the TV gives us sports instead.

Chicago will be fine.

This is nothing more than drunk celebration at critical mass user.
If they would have lost, we would have seen a second great Chicago fire

How likely is it that Chicago Literally burns down within the next week? I want that place to be a smoking crater.

abc7chicago.com/live/
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web

A 108 year old curse set upon the Cubs by Baphomet has been lifted

When KC won last year nothing like this happened

Niggers like doing that, the others are drunk and willing to do anything.

Because only /sp/ cared about KC and that city is like 100% white or some shit.

Why aren't they masturbating him to revive him?!

Memes will always win.

when KC won, /sp/ imploded

tfw /cago/

But they won in 1985, the cubs are the loser team who happened to finally win.

People doing fireworks here in Oregon of all places

That sounds like a lot of fun tbh.

sorry I'm not from the states but why is a team winning for the first time a reason to go chimp and bash people

I'm in chicago now, south loop. State st is filled with people cheering and cars honking. At first when I heard the noise and saw the people in the street from my window, I thought it was a BLM chimpout but then I realized it was just the world series.

Pretty tame, people are drunk but it's about 80% white, 15% nigger 5% spic, lot of cops watching the games at the sports bars around here too. Definitely not a riot in this neighborhood.

For reference, Wrigleyville is about 5 miles north of downtown. Most of the crowd will find themselves in the loop, I imagine. The niggers are all south of the loop, where they're much bigger sox fans. Most of the people at wrigley are going to be italians and spics.

You can see in the video here
No brown.

I don't give a flying fuck about sports. I was watching Duke's Louisana debate

The tumor is finally being removed, don't feel sad for your sacrifice but happy for the rest of the state that doesn't have to put up with your bullshit anymore.

Because Niggers are always looking for excuses to riot, loot, and break shit.

AVE NEX ALEA

just woke up
what happening

1913 Federal reserve created
1908 Cubs last won world series

It's a sign

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Reminder that New York has gone red 11 times since the last time the Cubs won the World Series. If anyone can flip NY red, it's Trump.

KC is 30% black, Ferguson is in KC.

Dispatch doesn't sound as panicked as she was.

When she said we will get thru this guys, sounded on verge

60% actually, but compared to Chicago yeah basically 100%

apparently in the US and Canadia

avoid sports stadiums during final games

Congratulations, you're a nigger. Get out.

Cubs won. Chicago destroying itself. Drunks in street celebrating and niggers robbing everyone. Cops can't handle it. This will turn Illinois red.

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Ferguson is in STL are you serious?

Kek speaks through this man, his will be done.

Out in the burbs, fireworks and honking and drunk cheering here but thats it.

Cubs won the world series for the first time in over 110 years and sports fans are going into autistic rage

Has Illinois EVER gone red? Also holy fuck, save some Dubs for the rest of us.

It was red in '84, I believe.

what?

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IDK IM JUST A POLITICAL HACK
What did he mean by this?

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Don’t exaggerate.

Wtf I'm just a political hack

just heard
on scanner

There's a very thin distinction between a crowd and a mob.

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WEW LAD

The rural areas are generally red. It's chicago and burbs in it's vicinity that keeps it blue with it's nigger population. They are doing a good job red pilling people though so it may cause an upset come election day.

PLEASE let it be a pissed off cop that lets shit go to hell

youtube.com/watch?v=2tIFJKtpdV8

sheeeeit
KC is still 30% black.

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I wonder if anyone's flipped their own car during these types of riots.

Did you see a yellow 2 door car with black stripes?

Yep.

Hope shit will break lose.

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You're forgetting that Chicago is a "Sanctuary City", & has very large amount of Illegals & Jews as well.

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More looting

Looting a box-truck

I fucking lost it at the Zho'Qn. lmao. Good old Nate Bronze.

The fuck?
Why is this guy acting like he or anybody else did anything to help them win?

Looting box truck, ripped roof off

THEY'RE RIPPING THE ROOF OFF

worry.jpg

You guys are listening to broadcastify, I'm guessing?

Well

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Ripping a truck roof off

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

no, I'm comfy back inside listening to the police radio and watching the nogs from my window. is that a reference to something or are you out there drifting circles round the crowd?

Playing this at the same time as the scanner is fucking unreal. What is this feeling?

I swear this is the first time I save a thumbnail. Anyone got the actual image?

It's one of the signs of the Emperor's coming ascension to the throne.

Noice

ROOF NIGGAS!

Sounds like they're trying to get the State Police to box the idiots in.

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Dispatcher trying desperately to herd niggers.
but its like herding cats.

wat

Thanks forgot to mention that.

Who is exaggerating?
see

The end of the beginning of the end.

faggot

shots will be fired now

the fuck is a cubby bear, rip that fucking roof off niggers.

It is the feeling of niggers just giving Trump the landslide of all landslides.

wtf was that blood curdling scream on the radio

What the fuck was that? Sounded like someone hollering into the radio.

What, what is the next sign?! What should I look out for?

Damn this is fucking magnificent.

Car 41 sounds like the only one brave/stupid enough to be in middle of it all

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT THAT TACO BELL!

Is "chicago winning the world series" seen as an impossible event? I think it's either that or NY winning it.

Pls no bully

A wall. A big wall. A wall that will be visible from space.

Just an FYI - the blacks in Chicago are white sox fans since it's the south side

The cubs stadium is in the whitest area of Chicago

What you're hearing here is drunken fratwhite dumbasses and anything else that happens in the city is opportunistic shit skins

Do this with us anons.

The Cubby Bear is a bar nearby Wrigley field.

someones radio is fucked

You're a faggot, Glen Ellyn

Telemundo truck attacked
No I'm not kidding

America is going completely berserk. I can't wait to see how they react when Trump wins.

That title belongs to Japan.

Total dispatch failure. Dumbass has cops sending them into cops sending them back

huh?

And in '88 too.
IMO the hardest state for Trump specifically to flip red, outside DC itself, would be California.

I can't wait for a nigger to get cross with someone and this accidentally starts the race war

Hillary shitting her pants live on stage during her concession speech.

this graph is literally my path to becoming 1488

Did some faggot drop a link to this thread on Faceberg or something?

She won't give one. She'll just blow her brains out.

It's right next to Wrigley Field

SHADALAY

Years not even over yet and dreams and memes keep becoming real.

I predict that by the end of the year we'll have a serious field of study on memetic energy.

Cubbybear(sportsbar) getting its roof ripped off. Fucking hell, tearing open the roof of a building to get inside, that's nuts.

Yeah.
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/793997083367931904

Are we living in the non Canon timeline?

Chicago Cubs haven't won the WS in 108 years, supposedly they where cursed when they kicked a guy out for bringing his goat.

Ty for that user, that was brilliant happening music.

memes into reality

its a reference

You're a bigger faggot, Elmhurst

ftfy

C U R R E N T Y E A R
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Someone needs to record a Dark Knight Rises style chant of "Coughing fit, Pants of shit" to give it extra meme power. I'm sick of it not happening.

It's not the original timeline, but this one is ours now.

SLEEPY NEGRO "PEOPLE MAKIN' NOISE

Just started doing this. Can confirm that it's an aural orgasm.

Shillary being arrested before the election

Nice to know downtown is a clusterfuck and not where I am.

That would be good for a "Holla Forums sings"

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Political hack " k I can go back to sleep"

"YEEE"

I'm not hearing him say this, am I just deaf?

The Jews aren't going to like this. . .

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-cubs-have-a-smaller-chance-of-winning-than-trump-does/

I doubt it, but I imagine she might jump an airplane to Desertmonkeyland as fast as fucking possible…where she'll be killed for failing her masters.

stop saying Taco Bell

nice targeted ads

Where were you when the Battle of Taco Bell started the race war?

I'm hungry for Taco Bell all of a sudden.

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MAGA

The stadium is way north of downtown. I am in downtown and it's fairly quiet

Open key. Nigger stole a cops radio? Officer down?

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The feed is scanning multiple channels.

The political hack guy is an old white guy , only heard him twice so far

Bloody hellfire!

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I'm in fucking Tinley Park, I don't care.

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Alternate thread theme.

I'm not the only one hearing random screaming and open keys, right?

Having 4th meal.

(crowd screaming) *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW "OPEN KEY OPEN KEY SOMEONE CHECK THEIR RAIDO

Howdy neighbor.

t. Mokenafag

What did she mean by this?

Niggers are trying to get their free tacos.

OPEN KEY
OPEN KEY

some retards radio is stuck open or some shit

If they have an open key they can't hear you

What is the reason behind the chimpout?

I heard that too. It was like a whimper & then it cut off immediately. Jesus christ Chicago. Someone needs to get down there & check everyone's keys.

OPEN KEY OPEN KEY

open mike

OPEN KEY GOD DAMN IT

radio on emergency key

it means their transmit button is stuck on

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Great, they got a stolen radio, and shots fucking fired!

Would this bitch shut up?

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KEEP AN EYE ON DEM FUCKIN' KEYS!

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Living in the burbs- I can see the horizon Chicagowards and the skyline is lit up.

Hear the screaming in the background? someone's got their radio on.

Open key was/is flirting

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SHUT UP ABOUT THE KEYS YOU CUNT

CLOSE THE KEY IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU

SOMEONE CLOSE THAT GODDAMNED KEY

Die in a fire, you backwoods fuck.

Maybe cop got knocked down and fell on button.

What the fuck is going on

Holy shit stolen radio
THEY FUCKING STOLE A RADIO

fucking mutants

Do we have to switch to their next frequency or what? are we just gonna get crowd noise from here on?

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I just heard Sam Hyde was on his way to Wrigley Field! Somebody stop this absolute madman!

MUH KEYS!

After that blood curdling scream.
Maybe…

The hell is that thing?

O P E N K E Y

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KEK!

This, we will be the alternate canon everyone will like a lot better.

I've seen some shit, but that kid's fucked up teeth and goblin giggle sent chills down my spine.

Rumor is Sam Hyde stole all the keys and opened all of them

Too bad I am deaf.

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I think a cop's dead.

by the sounds of things it has been incorporated into some traditional african festival

if they stole it the'd be fucking around with it, not just holding the line open

The cops probably dead and no one gives a fuck.

open kek

Open key is flirting with a chick, you can hear her

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holy fuck is chicago pd retarded?

KEYS STUCK IN THE OPEN POSITION

DISPATCH OFFICIALLY OUT OF CONTACT WITH POLICE OFFICERS

Goodbye Chicago. I liked your Pizza.

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who else /openkey/ here?

YEOWWERRRSQUAAAERREEERURURUROPEBKEYORRUUEEWWWEOPENKEYKEYOPENREEEREWWEWRERERKEYOPEN!

…COP DEAD LAYING ON TOP OF RADIO

Dubs confirms blood magick

Those are some troubling digits, friend

#OPENKEY2016

WILL THIS FUCKING WOMAN STOP NAGGING ABOUT THE KEY

OPEN KEY
P
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K
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Y

We…we're actually listening live to the beginning of the racewar, aren't we?

annnnd we're closed

KEY IS CLOSED

Key is closed JUSTICE FOR THE OPEN KEY!

You think he's dead? Can you give me a context about the radio?

They key is closed!

key closed fug :D

#keyclosed

Fixed. Lets assess the damage.

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wat

WATCH YO KEYS NIGGA

OPEN KEY FOR 9 MINUTES

lol fuck her in the pussy
someone has the radio

noice

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THE FUCK WAS THAT

WEW WHAT WAS THAT

FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY
kek

If they say, "LOG" that means someone is dead.

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I WANT TO HEAR ONE GETTING
B A S H E D
OVER THE RADIO

wtf

Not if they are smart. You can seriously disrupt operations doing that shit.

someone has a radio for sure

KEY IS REOPENED

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some fucking nig stole a radio didnt he

Sounds like some nigger stole the key and is celebrating lootmas.

#OPENKEY2016
It's back!

LMAO

I have to assume.

complain to the task forcs

312 743 0006

fuck her in the pussy?

this is paradise

FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY

FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY

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wot

The nigs took a radio

HAHAHAHA RADIO CONFIRMED STOLLEN

nigger stole a radio says fug her in pussy this is madness

SOMEONE STOLE A POLICE RADIO

KEY REOPENED

So why are niggers upset about the Cubs winning? Please fill me in, user!

btw im a girl :3

"Fuck her in the Puss"
lol

Gosh. 25 generations of cousin fucking seems like a bad idea now.

Let's be sure to import a lot more of his people so everything is fair and equal and nobody thinks we're racist

FUCK
HER
IN
THE
PUSSY

Fuck! I'm on a lag or something.

The CPD could use MoonMan right now. they could use the back-up.

Sumbody cull da please ant get da amberlamps ready!!sighal9000!!!!!

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Teeth dont work like that.

I hope he starts saying racist shit.

WE OPEN KEY NOW

UPDATE SAM HYDE HAS STOLEN A POLICE RADIO AND IS KEEPING THE KEY OPEN

I don't know. They need to chimp out because they can.

Tits, hon. This is Trump country, and it's pics or grabbed pussy

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PUSSY
THE
IN
HER
FUCK

Tbey're not upset.

wew

HIGHLY INTOXICATED FEMALE

SAME WEBM AND BOTH GOT DUBS

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Sam "killing niggers makes my dick bigger" Hyde is on the scene

THE KEY IS OPEN AGAIN

I wondered why they need to steal a radio?

Yes witnesses on the scene have confirmed Sam Hyde is opening keys for up to eight minutes that's way too long we need to work on that.

They are simply using the celebration as cover to rob people.
Also dubs have spoke.

Tits or get grabbed by the pussy and thrown out.

These fucking dubs

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topkek

Now they're fucking with a bucket truck! The hell, you braindead niggers!

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TIME FOR WEW

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FUCK HER IN THE CITY WIDE 6 KEYHOLE

wew lad.

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Key=transmit button. You can't hear others if your key is stuck in transmit.

Open key had a drunk flirty girl talking to him.

I wish there's streaming video of them. I can't hear anything. I am jelly of you and anons.

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Absolutely comfy in here

That would be my logic if I were a nigger and if niggers could use logic.

Open the key, let the salt flow!

STOP THE BUCKET TRUCK!!

TITS BTFO

STOP BUCKET TRUCK
STOP IT NOW

STOP THAT TRUCK

Stop the fucking truck!

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CUT THE LINE

DID THE NIGS STEAL A TRUCK??????

Rowdy crowds

*dissaponted sigh 10-4

m8 it's 100% stolen

Shut up and don't derail this.

It just keeps getting better!

This deserves the fuck her right in the pussy guy.
youtu.be/yJIydD7ULz8?t=22s

Is anyone else getting gunfire on this stream? I think the same nig that stole the radio stole the gun, too.

tuck that truck in

FUCKING WEW

heres a live cam

earthcam.com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

STICK IT BEHIND THE HORSES

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Can mods sticky this for the night?

WE'RE NEARING BUMP LIMIT SOON

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They aren't very good at hiding nor can aim like a pro-shooter.

IT NEVER STOPS OPENING

mods sticky

wew

We're hitting meme levels that shouldn't even be possible.

1. Go to Chicago zoo
2. Obtain ALL the tranq darts
3. Take them out

This Taco Bell is out of control.

No point.
New thread soon.

earthcam.com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

he never accounted for the trump surge

Can a key be a jar?

Are they taking the Taco Bell or what?

STOP THE FUCKING TRUCK

Kek's spoken

When you have an open key and just don't give a fuck.

1. Go to Police armory
2. Obtain all the bullets
3. Take them all out

shits on fire yo.jpg

fullchan stickies don't work like halfchan stickies user

There are no break on this bucket truck. WE'RE TAKING IT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TACO BELL.

Do you think that truck will start ramming into people?

a live stream, not anything crazy going on though:
- periscope.tv/w/1OwxWrrXAMqJQ

"Radio confirmed stolen" is code for "All officers use cell phones"

/thread

This is also acceptable.

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how do?

thanks fam

We don't usually take pictures of stab wounds?

WE DONT USUALLY TAKE PICTURES OF STAB WOUNDS

FUCK

If dubs it will

"We don't usually take pictures of stab wounds"
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Sorry I don't know what that was"

Cyclical thread instead.

you fucked up mate

Holla Forums needs a realtime board specifically for happenings tbh

Maybe kek is too busy

Checked

Such a beautiful night.

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We're memeing the end of an age here friend.

lol

ALIENS

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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1. Go to Minuteman II silo
2. Obtain the coordinates for Chicago
3. Make Illinois Great Again

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COPS ARE TRYING TO RETAKE THE TACO BELL

A Paddy Wagon just pulled up.

MODS! Cyclical thread this!

CZECH EM

Wew lad, that OC is FRESH

1. Go to basement
2. Obtain all the bullets
3. Take them all out

A fucking explosive now.

Taco Bell? Is that a Mexican take way food shop?

kek

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Did someone just say EXPLOSIVE?!

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Explosion!?

Good man.

an explosive by clark and newport

newport exploding

'LARGE FIREWORK'

Did I just hear explosive by clark and newport?
Fuck I did. Fireworks in street.

STOP THE TRUCK

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A bomb?

Massive explosion, many casualties and dead, per scanner

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fucking drone WTF

drone strike confirmed

Dubs fucking checked, is that Moonman an OC?

THANK YOU BASED INDIANA

FUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK

Mexican fast food chain

checked check

LARGE
Firework

And fucking drones flying

NOW THERE'S DRONES?!

kinda

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Dubs confirm the battle for taco bell is underway and the bowlease are at the gates.

Bump limit soon post yfw explosive racewar

BUCKET TRUCK ESCAPES WITH 27 y/o HISPANIC MALE

MY GOD JC

108 is also a very important number in Chinese lore - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/108_Stars_of_Destiny

Rare Moonman

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Drones, explosives, shootings, open keys and stop that bucket truck.
This is shaping up to be a great night.

APB right there

Ok but why are the drone flying through the explosive? I assume it's heli and firework.

SOMEONE WAS FLYING A DRONE

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Yay, another nigger shot!

KNOWN GANG MEMBERS

Yes, their #1 item is the diarrhea bullet for 99 cents

CHIMPOUT CAT 3

1 off

Thread theme

I'm so tired, but I can't stop listening.

NO SORRY

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WHO'S FUCKING DRONE IS IT?

NOGS HAVE DRONES
NOGS HAVE FIREWORKS
NOGS HAVE THE RADIO

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KNOWN GANG MEMBERS BE ADVISED

Who's OCD? They own the drone.

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Hillary got lost looking for Assange.

OC COMMAND POST, POST OC FOR KEK

This female dispatcher deserves a fucking medal. God bless

And the david duke debate.

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JC?

clicky
clicky
clicky

clicky clicky

I'm not convinced.. Heard cops voice before open key.
Girl flirting comes up to cop , cop talks about daughter. Nigs walking bye see cop flirting says fuck her in the pussy.

topkek
TACO BELL IS GOOD, THEY GOT THE SIDEWALK BACK
HUZZAH!

Oops, Hillary's childhood home has been burned down. Oh well!

TACO BELL IS GOOD

TFW Taco Bell is fighting a race war over a sidewalk

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WE GOT THE TACO BELL BACK

PARENTS LEFT KIDS ALONE TO GO RIOT

HE HAS TO GO BACK

Battle for Taco Bell

Result: Decisive CPD victory

Why?

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I need to sleep but I really don't want to miss out on this grand chimpening- so close to home, too

THEY'RE ARRESTING THE DRONE FLYER

THE TACO BELL IS SAVED

Jesus Christ

BUCKET TRUCK WAS ON CAM

didnt record, sorry

earthcam.com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/?cam=wrigleyfield_hd

Maybe his boner was holding the key down.

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TACO BELL HAS FALLEN

you forgot the whole roof thing

since when is flying drones illegal?

what is open keys

Heard that, it's a ComEd truck.

KING NIGGER IS SO ASSBLASTED BY THE CUBS WIN THAT HE'S ORDERED DRONE STRIKES ON HIS HOMETOWN

Trips checked We're hitting levels of comfort that shouldn't be possible

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