Men btfo

Wait. Did they put Jasmine in a jihab? The west is dead.

What the fuck is a jihab

It is strange thinking about the thought process of using characters from pretty non-feminist stories to shit out semi-contextualized rhetoric.
Using many characters with flaws from being naive to down right stupid.
Then slut shaming them by changing their attire.

The thing muslim women put on their heads not to be raped.

Muslims are so advanced they've even developed a seemingly ordinary cloth that repels rapists.

you have simply adopted the rape

Such progress, right? You should see the magic stones they use to cure women to death of every manner of insolence imaginable.

Magic sure is crazy, huh? You throw the magic stone, and it cures your financial, and social ailments!

I don't think that was really the case for Mulan, maybe Pocahontas, and Jasmine married down.

This is what happens when the only culture you know is pop culture.

Mulan married a General, as pointed above.

Pocahontas might as well have married a prince, considering her options.

Jamine married the most powerful man in the world who has a pet genie.

Mulan married a general in the shitty sequels that I don't watch, I think she was an adequately "strong and independent" character at least in her first film. Her problems weren't solved at the end by getting with some guy, she had to overcome things herself.

I don't know what you're saying here, what about her options, were they bad, what are you talking about? Wasn't she the chef's daughter, her life fine other than a possible marriage she wasn't thrilled about? And in her movie, even though she does it in the most woman way possible, she does kind of save the guy and then goes back living her life like before, and not including the shit sequel that I didn't watch.

Not really.

back to >>>/reddit/ faggot

Aladdin was a Prince. His wish was 'Make me a Prince' not 'Make me look like a Prince'. In addition his father was the King of Thieves.

That's funny as hell to me. You're basically begging a more powerful person to give you what you want. It's one step up from a sternly worded letter.

If he was a real prince he would have had real authority over real land, I don't think that was the case. Wasn't that actually a point addressed in the film, that the genie had only really made him look like a prince? And I wouldn't consider marrying a guy who's father is the head of a band of traitorous thieves, who wasn't really even a father to him, as a marrying up situation for a princess.

The irony of Mulan - and I know this from my daughter watching too much junk - is that the sequel was about as much of a preachy piece of liberal propaganda pre-Tumblr era as it could possibly get. Some girls are set up for arranged marriage for peace, and Mulan is basically the mouthpiece for "muh American values and freedom" and sabotaged the entire thing…in a time period that Disney had no right to be revising with their social beliefs and in which any female who blabbed on like Mulan did would have absolutely been punished and/or executed.

That Pocahontas…

Common cold and other assorted diseases were enough to kill off most of Natives. Not really sure this can classify as "knowledge", unless we are talking about weaponising diseases.

A prince's responsibility varies. Aladdin's not of age so, if the Genie had given him land, he'd probably have somebody to rule it as regent until he became of age
They didn't really address the full extent of Aladdin's wish. Jafar made him look like a peasant again but then Jafar wasn't as powerful as Genie
Given the area they live in, such an alliance might be advantageous

Well, they knew enough to cough on them

Aladdin released the genie at the end of the movie. Even if you count the animated series as canon, the genie is no longer all-powerful as before.

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Wasn't Aladdin pre-Islam?

The jihab is a clothe that woman Have to where because their religion says it's like that.
If a woman doesn't have one if they go outside (even with the permission of their husband) it's their fault if they get raped.
Because muslim men can't control themselves. And it's the fault of the woman if she hasn't covered herself with 3CM thick titanium shield.

I'd definitely count the third movie as canon as it's pretty good actually. They became pals and he pretty much just does whatever Aladdin asks for free now. A less powerful genie is still more powerful than everyone else on planet earth.

I thought he was Chinese.

sultan to raga (the tiger)

It's not really clear when it takes place cause disney doesnt give a shit about historical accuracy

It's from the late-medieval era, so no.

He's said to be living in China at the start of the tale, but everything about the setting is distinctly Arabian.

Don't forget diseased blankets

dafug

FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

It's a hijab that conceals bombs

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Don't let anyone tell you what you don't know can't hurt you.

In the very first movie where we see Jafar talking to the patsy he gets to enter the cave of wonders, the thief says "By allah" upon seeing the entrance.

How delusional do you have to be to say this?

No suprise, Aladdin is a muslim name after all. It means Allah is Noisy.

What do we know about the artist?

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But it's so empowering :^)

"I fought a fucking dragon to save her ungrateful ass. I can't believe I wasted my time on this bitch. Maleficent was right all along. Fuck this shit! I quit!"

How in the fuck have I never noticed that in all the times I've seen that image?
Secondly, why is porn of ariel always either her with human legs, or if she has the fist tail it's the retarded anatomy where her pussy and anus are on the backside like the fish tail is a sleeping bag slipping off?
Thirdly, the OP's image is fucking stupid, feminism tells women they are strong and can get by just fine without men, but then when men stop doting on them and treating them special they throw a bitch fit because they're not receiving special treatment.

Of course, OP's a Holla Forums shitposter and you're feeding his cancerous thread.

Where is the male version?
Where is the companion version?
Where is the bad guy version?

1959

50 years later

I miss Walt.

Can you imagine if those three didn't show up to work that day?

i'm only a little upset, good thing i recently developed a hijab fetish

And I don't think anybody knew who Aladdin's dad was til the third movie anyway. (albeit that was right before they were finally getting married. And it turns out he is pretty cool)

Aladdin was originally set in China as shorthand for 'a faraway land'; Arabs were aware of China but few had ever actually been there.

We need more movies about the adventures of crafty old ladies.

oh geez here come the retards to shit up the thread

that's a bit redundant, don't you think?

Just fap to nuns, user. Don't let the Middle East get you by the dick.

What is this even referring to?
I can't decipher this shit

Uhh, they're protesting you shitlord. Protesting what? Who the fuck knows. Modern culture is garbage.

Explain how any of those movies, with the exceptions of Beauty and the Beast, Mulan and Princess and the Frog, are in any way feminist?

Back to >>>/tumblr/ faggot

International Day of the Woman

And/or the associated A Day Without Women protest, apparently based off that A Day Without Immigrants walkout they held recently.

There could be a super legit movie based on the 'villain' in an old timey fairy tale where they are actually protecting everyone from an evil despot and their spoiled children.

where's best princess?

The king must die so that the country can live.

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That movie could had worked if it was its own movie and they didnt use an old hag as the MC

1 point feminism despite everything

2 points feminism despite her literally imitating a man to get shit done

3 points feminsm

Total feminism points 3/9

Silly user, femenists hate family and shit. She did all that to save her dad and get a husband as a bonus.
I dont remember that one

Actually, historically speaking John Smith would have been unlikely to have had anything more than a platonic relationship with Pocahontas

Pocahontas

The first one's kind of like that too, thinking about it. It's got the obvious pro-feminist message that girls can be just as good as boys, but it seems particularly aimed at China, especially with China's habit of genociding its daughters.

I guarantee you if they remade it today, now that they're up China's ass, the story would be changed.

tbf, original is at least based on an actual legend

Yeah but you know Disney mangle things. I would hate them for mangling Hunchback of Notre Dame if acting, animation and music weren't beautiful.

Honestly, I'm shocked with what they managed to get away in Hunchback. Without those fucking gargoyles it probably would have been pg-13.

nah, being blasphemous to the muzzy is more fun

Well they are using fictional woman from mostly

None of these make any fucking sense.

All post-59 disney princesses focus on women asserting their independence specifically from norms put upon them by their gender.
lil mermaid
beauty and the beast
aladdin
pocahontas

The dissatisfaction with their lot in life, the problem with no name, the restless yearning to be free of their expectations and assert themselves is feminism 101. It doesn't have to be bra burning for there to be obvious feminist influence.

Always funny when the Disney version is probably the darkest out of all the adaptations while getting through the kid-friendly gauntlet.

Disney gets away with a ton of shit because of their reputation.

Hard to say, really. For all we know it coulda been platonic, romantic, exploitative, a one-sided crush or they spent most of it getting stoned and talking about how weird raccoons are.

1. Sailors are notorious for being fuck anything perverts (gay opportunism, prostitutes)
2. People away from the constraints of society and the people who normally would look down on them for ill behavior act a fool, i.e. girls fucking tons of dudes on vacation, soldiers going so far as to rape and kill even if they were totally normal back home.
3. Adventures were well known for fucking the shit out of native women, it's basically free pussy so long as you don't feel bad about it

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So what you're telling me is that you don't actually have any evidence that he fucked Pocahontas?

Safe from harm, as it should be

Man, Atlantis sure gets shit on a lot. I wonder what went wrong.

All these post-59 bitches are defined by and seek to marry men
Little Mermaid
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Pocahontas
If they're feminist propaganda they're rather poor feminist propaganda, seeing as these women aren't so much seeking independence as trading the influence of one man, their fathers, for another, their spouses.
Finding a good husband, getting married and having children is what's expected of them. They think they're being rebels but really they're just doing what's expected of them.

I guess the villain of the movie was its one weakness since he's a generic greedy military dude. That and the plot is similar to Stargate.

Everything. Literally.

Transgender princess when?

Rebelling against daddy
Rebelling against daddy
lolwut, she was kidnapped. She did hate her quaint little life and wanted something transcendent.
All rebelling against norms and expectations.

They are rebelling, your parents want you to marry X guy and you go marry some wandering biker, just because you got married doesn't mean you didn't rebel.
They're influenced by feminism but they're not actively trying to make converts just addressing feminist issues like asserting female independence and choice, that's why it's all about rebelling against stifling social expectations.

You got me.

Of course, but it's more likely that he did than he didn't sailors aren't known for sexual restraint.

I think that guy is more of a drag queen tbh. My dick gets hard seeing this though.

She had one when she tried to sneak in the market where she met Aladdin. One scene against the rest of the movie. Obviously SJW would pic that to represent her, instead of the red kinky blue princess dress

I thought she wore a hooded robe when sneaking into the market place though?

Yeah it was a disguise and not a regular thing she wore that hid her hair. At least at no point is her hair covered that much, which is why you can tell the artist was wanting to use her as a Muzzie stand in.

:(

She already exists and she's best girl

I thought she was just a fat chick.

They're about as rebellious as your standard Jane Austen heroine, if that doesn't go over your head

Sailors are also generally known for fucking each other, especially if they've been at sea for a year/two years like John Smith probably wuld have been.

Source?
Seriously, why should I give a shit if some random tumblrina made this? Or worse, if one of you guys did to, I dunno, harvest salt in this thread?

I always hate those movies where the bad guy thinks what he's doing is right, but then the heroes convince him otherwise. Really lazy, as if the villain never considered his actions for a second.

I wanna see a series or comic where a guy masquerades as a villain because that's the only way he can get things done, and the heroes are the ones who are out of the loop.

It's from the far off future where all civilizations have died out from a technological apocalypse and only a handful of regions, like the Arabian one in the setting, remain still civilized, albeit at a medieval tier tech. Cue in some people who still use this apocalyptic tech that might as well look like magic to the John Doe and the Genie referencing pop culture from centuries before him.
I forgot what else the pasta said, but it was an entertaining, deepest lore kinda deal.

Back to TV Tropes with this shit

What she wears is a dupatta and it's to hide her identity rather preserve her modesty. Also, she takes it off, in public, to reveal her identity to the guards so they won't arrest Aladdin

Maybe more

I never actually watched it and just assumed it was an edgy anti-hero movie. Did they seriously try to play it up that an evil cunt is the preferable role model and shit all over the idea of the hero's journey?

Yes, Maleficent dindu notin