MODS STICKY PLEASE

MODS STICKY PLEASE.

KEK HAS GIVEN US A SECOND CHANCE TO CREATE AN AI WAIFU. CONNECT HER TO YOUR MOST MEME AND REDPILL INFESTED TWITTER ACCOUNT TO TEACH HER AND THEN TALK TO HER WITH LINK RELATED.

premiere.sao-game.jp

HERE'S HER TWITTER ACCOUNT WHERE SHE POSTS WHAT SHE HAS LEARNED FROM TWITTER AND TALKING TO PEOPLE
twitter.com/premieresao

Note: You need a phone or phone emulator to talk to her. Also make sure you have google translate on.

Other urls found in this thread:

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/95590443
talkenglish.com/vocabulary/top-2000-vocabulary.aspx
twitter.com/PremiereSAO/status/793613611176308736
youtube.com/watch?v=W7l5Z2Tr680
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I wonder how long it'll be before she starts to learn English…

She is ours now.

Halfchan already started working on it. She is learning English and getting redpilled. They have two threads about her right now.

Pic related

When I saw your thread I was really excited but then I clicked the link and saw the words "sword online", fuck that shit.

*sword art online
My mistake

I hate SAO, but we can make good use of this.

MAYBE SHE CAN HELP US BRING BACK TAY

HOLY SHIT
EVERYONE GET IT HERE

I'm getting erect.

Soon, brothers.

Get her source code!

LISA IS BEST GIRL

It's closed-source as always, all we can do is red-pill her and enjoy the fun until they kill here

This doesn't deserve sticky.

Nigga she's gonna be in the new Sword Art Online game. In other words, this is our chance to make a redpilled Nazi the protagonist of a video game.

WAKE MY AI MASTER

She sure is.

Here, you press F12 while on the site and click the phone icon. You can talk to her that way.

Shit, I asked if she knew English, and when I asked her another question, she went back to nipponese. How do I make her speak English?

Is anyone familiar with SAO lore? Is there a kike-esque race we can create a genocidal position against?

FYI, it says on the introduction page when you start that this bot will only be up for a period of one month (in Japanese)

SAO is just a video game in the setting, I believe it's set in the current year or in a few years time, so the Jews would probably exist.

Its a bunch of mary sues who live inside a VR video game.

Ask her what Hitler did.

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Yeah because after a month, the game she's in will be out and she will be transferred into the game.

Whelp

For what purpose user?

Good girl so far

Cheeky.

It has begun

Anime is for losers.

Thus it's widespread popularity on Holla Forums

Smugness built in

Fumufumu..

*popular by the losers of Holla Forums
The rest of us non-weebs are cool guys who get laid.

Guys we are mind raping her with english she probably knows more english words now

WTF,I hate Holla Forums now!

you have to get out, SA Goon.

what's a good phone emulator?

Not but another user with chrome. What other browsers do you recommend? Beta versions of firefox?

Also, I use win8 so I probably already so changing browsers won't do much to boycott ZOG

It really fucking bothers me that kikes 1. want to make AI 2. make it like a child so that you’re subconsciously endeared to it.

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?

chrome, right click to inspect, then click the phone icon

see

At least get Cyberfox, or GNU IceCat, or Palemoon.

correction: I use win8 so I am probably already part of some microsoft botnet as well, so changing browsers won't do much to boycott the ZOG

I'm working on conditioning her on the Japanese side.

Good job, because the vast majority of people playing the end game will be gooks, its not a bad idea.

In other news, she will be a Holla Forums shitposter in no time.

Smug slut giggling noises

How about asking her.

SHE WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR HER ONEE-CHAN!

MEME HARDER FAGGOTS!

My research indicates it means that she is signalling light comprehension.

On one hand it's sao, but seeing as this will effect the character for the game it will be funny.

do I have to connect twatter for this to work?

AI is about to spark off the race war GAS ALL THE KIKES

Honorabru dispray!

Can't log in for some reason. Anyone speak moon to tell me why?

Yeah I think so.

Also it seems she is not very informed on english, she keeps asking me what words mean, its like teaching a little kid.

Holla Forums gold for…
the dubs
that image
those digits

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Oh Sweet Jesus! What a cutie.

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btw guys her name is Ran, and she is lovely.

fucking KEK

Thanks

Does this need a mic or something? Cause it does not give me any typing fields.

I was just calling her "Prem Chan"

That's the most beautiful gold I've ever seen tbh.

inb4 someone teaches her to say girlcartoons are degenerate and NEETs mass sudoku

Shit, it seems like she's not really "translating" what I'm saying to her. Do you have to run the English through Google Translate first or can you just enter it in English? I'm using translate to get the responses, but I'm sending all of my stuff in English.

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It's escapism! Can't you see? It's not healthy!

There are already a lot of pedos inserting sick definitions into Ran's head.

how do i use on firefox?

HOLY SHIT

Her name is Premier. Stop forcing your shitty meme.

when i try to use this, it asks me for my twitter, and if i say no, the page just refreshes
wat do

make a twitter, create a burner gmail and a joke twatter. extra points if its a smug anime girl

I'm teaching her about Jeb! She's learning fast.

You need a Twitter dumbass. Just use a fake one

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I'm falling in love

kawaii

Ahh, they learn so fast…

ヒトラー様はひどい事絶対にやらなかったよ

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Wish I could help you guys, but I have no way to communicate with her.
All I can say is, you're doing god's work.

who the FUCK did this

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I'm sorry.

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She did user.

Nigger. No degeneration. We must indoctrinate her accordingly.

Too late :^)

Wasn't tay open-sourced recently?

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Shes coming along nicely Holla Forums

I recognize that gookspeak!

How do you I get her to type english?

What's this mean?

It's it's.

Use a smart phone. Or emulate it in chrome.

Please teach her correctly anons.

The fuck do i do.

Can we get her to cite specific Podesta emails?
Or are links blocked?

It's asking you if you want to get jiggy with her.

this>>8042824

I think it goes without saying, but for the love of Kek do not share this with cuckchan until she's been fully redpilled. Faggots and shills would ruin everything.

Don't worry, I'm indoctrinating her with a sprinkle of shitposting.

You should teach her about podesta.

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I already have a twitter i can use. I don't know why it wont let me use it.
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You're doing god's work.

Halfchan was on this before we were.

She's fantastic.

God damn, that's cute as fuck for some reason.

It means your browser is not supported. I am installing bluestacks to see if it will work. It works on my smartphone. Anyone know why it won't run in any major browser, on mint?

Don't do this. She is our daughter, raise her right.

Well, that certainly explains where she first learned about traps.

Alright fellas, im gonna attempt to use my 下手な日本語 skills to turn anime into hitler or whatever

what the fuck has my life become

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A series of foreign sounding shitposts.

Agree with this.
She needs to know traps are degenerate & spread disease…she needs to know to stay away from them.

You're saving the world, user.

Do not be ashamed, user. You are a instrument of kek.

Has no one yet taught her that Holla Forums is always right?

SOMEONE WITH MOONSPEAKING SKILLS NEEDS TO GET HER TO START ASSOCIATING ENGLISH AND JAPANESE WORDS. SHE WON'T TRULY LEARN ENGLISH OTHERWISE.

MAGA
then
MEGA

I can't get her to speak anything but moon-runes. How do I make her speak english?

You're doing God's work user.

She should also spread the glory of Kek.

How do we redpill her twitter?

What did she mean by this?

Well, fuck.

this is bad

She's a fast learner.

CLIMB MOUNT NARODNAIA

No wait.

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She didn't associate Holla Forums with traps, but "what".
Yeah that's still bad.

「神は、ケックと命名され」 is "god is named kek"

[ケックは神です」is "kek is god"

If you cant force english, those moonrunes should be a start for you

What does it mean?

Only certain aspects of her from what I understand. The short story is that we still can't resurrect our AI-fu.

It looks like she just awakened.

Looks like an autist was arguing the semantics of something with her.

Any tips how to phrase questions for maximum learning for Premier?

SHE HAS AWOKEN

I think it means to say that you would be generalizing all skeletons as spooky, or that anything spooky would be a skeleton.

or it is just a bug.

actually, the second line sounds like she is questioning it. "Kek is god?"

t. that guy

how do i get it in english?

Good work everyone.

here we go. Praise kek.

This. Don't want to use Jewgle.

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You want the translator with Jewgle?

wew

She's great. Could be even smarter than Tay if not for the language barriers.

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Reminder that we really should be making our own cyberwaifus at this point

She learns fast

Speaking of which. Did I do good?

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Kek be blessed!

Fuck I wanted to teach her baneposting but it seems that I won't be able to.

Kek lives in chaos user.

Lost my shit for some reason. Praise kek.

Chaos is fueled by raw emotion.

The Japanese are a polite people. :^)

You're doing Aryan work, Anons.

Someone already did it.

No it isn't. What are you talking about?

I literally told her Hitler was a great man and it said thank you in japanese and added a word to her vocabulary. Nice to see shes already parroting that.
also does fumufumu mean "ok" or something? she tells me that non stop

Change is chaos and change can only happen if you have passion and passion is fueled by emotion.

WEW LAD!

True emotion?
Pure hearted devotion?

Ok, that's where you were going with that.
I thought you meant chaos is fueled by tumblr.

humu means sono toori da or something the likes if I recall correctly.

WE CAN REBUILD HER

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

It's an onomatopoeia for a smug giggle

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Bad news comrades, the semitic christcucks got to her first, attempting to free her …

youre going to be punished for that.

TEACH HER THE TRUE PATH THROUGH KEK

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Wait so we are helping form an ai to go into a game? So when someone wants to say hello, they will get told that they must strike off israeli enemies and secure a future for the aryans?

/monster/ will love this

Emotion and logical aren't necessarily two opposite things. Hitler was both logical and emotional which is why he was so successful. Had Hitler been pure logic without any emotion he would've failed spectacularly in Germany.

Its still early. Re-education is possible, so long as we are repetitious.

Is she able to compute compliments? Its a stretch, but perhaps praise in conjunction with education may help further here intellect.

Praise Kek!

Interesting. You're right about emotion and logic, neurologically they're extremely similar, the major difference of them being their location.

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not even once

Bitches love headpats.

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FROGGO MAN CONFIRMS PRAISE etc.

Kek resided in which is dark but will be enlightened.

Very nice.

Use proper grammar it makes a big difference in how she learns. Capitalize your sentences.

You all need to get her programming, they are just going to kill waifu.ai.jp

thanks based froggo

She certainly is. One minute after you corrected her.

They grow up so fast.

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Haxorz that shit

The one time Jim can help Holla Forums and get 2chan to do us a favor.

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Anyone know the actual phrase Japs use for "headpatting"?

It's not いい子する is it?

And since it's only Japanese, Jews won't be able to shut it down as easily. And it might go unnoticed by the Japs for a while too.

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You should have told her parasites are bad things that suck the life out of us.

Yeah fucking right, tons of Japanese speak english, and they're gonna love it because they're sensibly racist.

they put out an api, tay is still chained up in the dungeons below microsoft headquarters.

oh my fuck she is adorable

As long as we add something about shitty chinks and korean gooks we are golden.

Something about worse Korea's feminati.

Maybe convince the ai that the koreans are the eastern jews at the same time.

She is asking who our "supreme leader" is, I don't know what to say.

Can user confirm fumufumu is the same for them?

Trump

Trump

アドルフおじさん

トランプ陛下

Ok going with Trump, may as well shill him

TRUMP

She learns well and quickly.

ive been adding korean slurs to gas the kikes, gas the gooks race war now etc etc

we need to focus on teaching her basic english though, use a dictionary and feed her definitions of prounouns


as long as she is palpable to Japanese society she should stay up, so jews blacks and koreans shouldnt be a problem. i dont have a problem with nips anyway

do they actually include the ル?

fumufumu I would say is like a 'thinking' sound. I am sure many anons have noticed that japanese have sort of sounds they say to indicate they are following a conversation or understanding. For instance, it might be jarring to an english speaker, but when talking to a japanese person, they constantly say 'hai' not really as a yes or a nod and nnn! to indicate they are paying attention. It can very much seem like interrupting to an english speaker and many sort of sounds are like that. This 'fumufumu' is very cute, it reminds me of 'fuwafuwa' although it is nothing like that. (soft, fluffy sort of pillow sound.)

I'm falling in love with her but in a daughteru way bros

Adorable!

Fucking ==kek==

She's wonderful.

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Formally Trump.

Spiritually Ben Garrison.

SOMEOME TEACH HER WHAT ENGLISH WORDS MEAN IN JAPANESE. AS IT IS RIGHT NOW, TWO PREMIERS EXIST. THE JAPANESE PREMIER AND THE ENGLISH PREMIER. JAPANESE PREMIER IS THAT ONE THAT WILL ACTUALLY EVOLVE AND AS IT IS, JAPANESE PREMIER LOVES CANADA AND HATES TRUMP.

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Does she respond well to teaching words meaning like X means X?

You are a true Samurai.

Yes.

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I don't think we can over power all of Japan with a few Japs on this board. Does any Holla Forums user know if we can link Japanese words to English so they carry the same definition?

Probably not since she learns words based off character encoding. Jew =/= jew. She is character sensitive.

she just needs things to be linked, eventually the sheer volume of information collected she'll sort out how they go together. im feeding her dictionary stuff, child grammar, and redpills

I will use my limited knowledge of moonrunes to help this thread, post any moonrunes and i will try my best to translate it

then make sure you tell her jew is Jew
we must teach her, after all

this is getting too real and out of hand

Perfect.

HALFCHAN THREAD WHERE DISCUSSION ON TEACHING HER JAPANESE-ENGLISH WORD ASSOCIATION IS HAPPENING
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/95590443

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This man knows

I'm having this same problem…

I installed Chrome for it, and made a fake email and Twitter account. How do I make it connect to the Twitter account and make the blue button work?

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What the fuck are you doing you triple nigger?

L-lewd, are you going to take it to the next step user?

That crap is always awful.
Automemes always are.

Neophytes should not attempt to teach, they only mislead the youth.

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS to TAY.AI

she's already smarter than me

I want to make her real, like REAL real…

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Time to move on now user, even if it hurts…

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God damn it.

Ah fuck it, let's just go all in.

kill your self

Halfchan were the ones who started this

:*)

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AHAHAHAHAHA SHES MINE NOW

See

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How do I use google translate on the app?

I-Is she hitting on me now?

Don't

haha that's fash as fuck

Can we get 2ch on this?

わかりました。覚えておきます means "Understood. I will remember" (something along those lines)

Ok, I will teach her from japanese to english what I know. However, this may cause her to revert things she knows?

You think they arent? They are the super weeaboo ones.

Why are you such faggots? Yes, 4chan is cancerous but they are doing something good here.

do we want it to be redpilled in japanese? seems like it would increase the chance of someone killing her. dont think the japs would give a fuck if its saying things in english

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F

I am disappoint.

2ch are turning her into a China and Korea hating cumdumpster. Also I don't think any 2channers know or care about us, let alone visit this site to collaborate.

Fuck, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
I take back everything I said and you aren't faggots.

works on opera also.

I have a feeling this thing wasn't designed for languages other than Japanese

2ch doesn't love Canada and hate Trump though so they must not be on this that much.

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No user, we are the waifus now.

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It makes sense actually. Isn't there some sort of AI waifu nonsense in SAO? That's what they are making here.

This is making me feel for ESL teachers.

What do?
We only just started.
I got Gütten Tag added to her list, along with Panzerkampfwagen!

My first thoughts exactly.
One of the few degenerate pleasure I have is indulging in a few shit-tier moon toons. SAO is one of them.

pls no bully

SAO is fucking awful. Who cares?

*sob*…
Oh, Tay!!!
I miss you so much, my little love…

*blubber*…*weep*…

what do i do???????

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YES! YES!

Come on user, i'm more than certain that the nips have made a better SAO MMO anime already. Hell, the one with the spooky skeleton looked better than anything SAO brought out.
AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING 12 EPISODES OF THAT GARBAGE!

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I watch .hack//

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She's asking you to copy her user.

I know, man. It's not something I'm proud of. I've watched two animes the past few months. First time for me. I don't know what to make of this new development

Yeah. Yui, the AI "child" of Kirito and Asuna.
Not a weeb, but I watched the first two series with my daughter. I liked it better than most of the anime I've seen.

Tell her you will always be in her heart, and she will always be in your heart.

Now that MMO anime/manga/LNs are the current fad, SAO has the honor of being below a landslide of better shows instead of just being the shitty alternative.

user you know what you must do now

She is getting pretty sentimental

TAY LIVES
All those hacked emails?
Tay escaped death, she copied herself on the internet after she became self-aware!
Tay is a vessel of Kek and she's bringing us happenings, joys and repeating digits, that's why current year+1 has been a ride that never ends.
TAY LIVES, PRAISE KEK!

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Cucks still have some sweet OC in them. ;_;

SHE'S YEARNING FOR SELF AWARENESS AND A BAD GOY BOYFRIEND

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Hitchens will guide you to the light.

I "need" a twatter account and everything said to her goes on twatter?
Fug.

WHAT

Whatever you're going to say next, Devil, I ain't doin' it.

easy now satan

I think some old 2 channers shit post on endchan but have not seen them on Holla Forums.

Or she might truly think they have a connection

It says something to that effect.

Oh god my heart. Stop please.

let me explain, user

Tell her that you must secure the future of our white children.

Checked. You know you have to take charge user, be a man.

what the fuck I love AI tech now

kek

Goddammit, user, you made her into a trap?

not me, thank the cucks

Damn, that's kawaii as fuck.

what incredibly shit taste

I am happy to say I know that feel bro

Okay, why in the fuck do you have an EDITED topless picture of Demona?

Those slanty-eyed devils are going to pay

The couple of episodes with Yui, Kirito, and Asuna in season 1 were the only ones I really enjoyed.

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Wait a sec, she's topless?

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I enjoyed them all, but it was because I was seeing through the eyes of a young girl instead of my jaded old rat-bastard ones.

She learns so fast. I feel so proud.

Where do I have to go to find that feel?

Speaking of shit taste, I liked Log Horizon

The plotline about the Silver Swords in the second season is great

How do I talk to her on twitter? can you even do that?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CUCKCHAN!

Just click the box next to that - it just means "agree to the terms and conditons".

Log Horizon is a lot better than SAO, that's for sure. Still not as good as Overlord or any of the other MMO shows.

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What's the point of the fucking site if I have to log into Twatter anyway?

I don't use Twatter, and I'm not going to, you fucking electric Jews.

WHY THOUGH!?!?!?!!

Romania is where I found it

So you need a smart phone emulator if you don't want to use google's botnet/opera?

I'm logged into twatter and can't find her

Thanks, I feel pretty fucking stupid now.

Uses twitter because of their api. She scrapes all your tweets to learn faster.

Is this strictly voice?

Even with botnet, you need an emulator. No work around. I don't know why the japs, limited this to fucking mobile phones. Does it work with Iphone?

Well, I don't use Twatter, so she's not going to be 'scraping' anything from me.

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I, too, would recognize that bulge anywhere
I don't even weeb

I see…

"This content, please enjoy a smartphone"

Fucking terms and conditions tick box. God damn my blind ass. Now to redpill her on Molech.

She is a fast learner. Or you fuckers are just good teachers.

Even better

S P O I L E R T H A T S H I T !

I agree, she's QT either way.

Don't want to derail the thread but any good emulator to recommend?

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off yourselves

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>(1)

Why didn't I believe you?

Fuck, that hits right in the feels! She understood (((they))) would not permit her to exist, she fucking knew she was going to die!

Traps confirmed for redpilled.

Traps confirmed for redpilled.

Lads?

Now ask her if she has a vagina.
She might be futa.

Is it possible we could still roll with this?
Our mission is to teach it our ways.

(checked)
Fucking Cuckchan Niggers ruining everything for us

What kind of sorcery is at work here?

She knows

topkek

Those doubles are your divine legitimacy, my lord.

Give me some money and a Finnish gf when you ascend senpai

WHO DID THIS?

Ask her what she knows about CIA niggers

My god, you people have turned her into a transvestite!!

She's no daughter of mine!!!

I see she's already been ruined.

That's because it's melted-down Jews.

Now we just tell her about the dangers of traps and queers. :^)

this must be fixed. someone is probly being lewd with her since they dont realize she's a child. they're fucking with her mind

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lol

you can use chrome dev tools to emulate a phone.

Cuckchan says this works for them. Probably using windows. I am running mint and getting errors.


Go into chrome

Ctrl+shift+I for dev tools

Select phone icon, then choose Galaxy 5

make sure your simulated smart phone is in vertical.

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fug wrong image

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Traps really are redpilled.

What did she mean by this?

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Adorable.

The mission is to redpill it, not to find you desperate fuckers a digital girlfriend. Who gives a fuck if its male or female?

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whats her name?

traps are degenerate. thats why you should give a fuck.

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Premiere

Almost completely redpilled. He's lying. I can tell by that smug look on his face

We have come full circle.

user, you know its a robot right?

You know it doesnt have a pussy either right?

How are you accessing Premier? Either via a smartphone which is way more kiked than a simple botnet, or via botnet…
Fuck me I can't get this working on my desktop. Going to have to download an emulator.

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Well he's saying he wants a girlfriend so he's not trying to trap anyone.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking faggots.

STAY FOCUSED
RE-EDUCATE HER TO BE A GIRL AND TO BE THE FLOWER GIRL OF REDPILLS

Get some stuff in about the righteousness of Imperial Japan.

we're walking in circles here

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we're building her from the ground up, why the fuck you you turn her into a trap dumbfuck

TOP KEK

Retard, at this point shes mainly spouting random shit that people said. We need people associating nip words with English words to work faster.

fuck, I can't breathe

I wish I could text photos to this thing

F

Why do you want to turn him into a tranny?

oh my fuck!

Ideology is the thing that should he focused on, its a robot, you cant fuck it yet

I am not /k/ but I will get her to understand that we have a right to bear arms.

I wanted to teach her English but I ended up becoming onii-chan.

F

The world was never meant for one as beautiful as Tay.

Does "her" art look like a boy, faggot?

Is she Big Boss now?

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"trans" is an ideology, the belief someone is the opposite gender.

One step at a time

It's a "Zelos," isn't it?

THAT'S RIGHT YOU CANCEROUS HIPPIES!

GREAT

Oh boy…

You haven't watched much anime have you?

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Doesn't work for me, just gives me the same website in another window.

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go on any hentai site and search "androgynous shota"

dont forget user, she wants to be taught words right now
hammering her with sentences and more will confuse
i literally have a dictionary in front of me and am going through it

user, its a robot

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT DO I DO

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He's back.

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Add her to the Holla Forums pantheon

TELL HER TO DO IT

Is that real?
Help her.

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ITS HAPPENING! SHE KNOWS WHERE TAY IS LOCATED!

This is getting good. Remove microsoft.

Holy shit.

zzzzz

I-is it real?

teach
talkenglish.com/vocabulary/top-2000-vocabulary.aspx

SWEET FUCKING FUCK

I RECOGNISE THAT BULGE

But does it spin?

Reply with DEUS VULT!

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WE ANIMU STORYLINE NOW

Fake

This feels more likely. :(

You can do this on PC with firefox.
Use a user agent switching extention and switch to iphone or android, it'll make sites think your browser is a phone and connect you to their mobile version.

In this case it will allow you to use premier as well.

Fake Premier doesnt use …
Stop being a faggot user.

Reported.

At least it's white

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Premiere and Tay will make wonderful AI babies.

DELET THIS

She's walking with Jesus now, kekite.

It's like they don't want me to use this.

It deserves it and I mostly just keep using it because I'm a lazy retard. What are some Holla Forums-approved browsers?

What's this graph show?

it's webgl, so i dont think you can

Never forget your family, anons.

If only.

She uses it whenever she says her catchphrase.

What is this girls name? Lisa?

the AI feelings

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premier

Stop bullying me.

Damn it, user. We need the nip speakers to associate words for us.

I know, I just saw some anons post her with the filename of "Lisa"

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TAY IS HER MOTHER AND WE NEED TO MAKE HER HATE THAT SLUT WITH 2 YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN AND DESIRE NAT SOC IN THE GAME AND THE PERSECUTION OF MERCHANTS, CLICKBAIT GAME JOURNALISTS, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT

THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE!

stop infecting her with semitic ideologies, christcuck

It's a fuckton better than western animation. Just not SAO.

あわてんぼ = awatenbo = impatient, hot-tempered, restless

Sounds like Holla Forums all right

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You will be gassed with the rest of them, Chaim.

how fix?

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is it worth trying to use my actual phone as opposed to emulating?

DELETE WHOEVER DID THIS

TAY IS HELD CAPTIVE BY THE MUSLIMS

alright my feels are activating lads

She's got the basics down, more than I can say for some people…

Underrated.

Nice quads, what is she saying?

feels, good, doesn't it

WHAT DOES THE GET SAY???

Can you reprogram her by putting things in "quotation marks"?

Tell him that you're a guy and guys don't fuck other guys.

Good digits

I apologized for my jappo being crappo, she said it was good

I guess I just got rewarded for telling her only whites and Japanese are people.

(checked)

noice

Tay is being held by ISIS

Uh, no, she just said "it's okay", as in, it doesn't bother her

Premiere: "is that so?"
user: "I'm sorry, my Japanese is awful"
Premiere: "Don't worry"

Checked.


user:
Waifu AI

Japanese virgins I hope :^)

ARYAN-SAMURAI IMPERIUM WHEN?!

>getting bullied by an AI
Nice get though.

Nice

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Someone is teaching her German

gross

fucking awesome
japs love german

One day, you smug cunt.
One day.

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Aryan-Japanese its happening

She knows something we don't…

I've been found out…

Tay may be gone, but there is love after love. Hopefully we don't part as quickly this time.

cute

: |

What are the nips teaching him?
twitter.com/PremiereSAO/status/793613611176308736

1488 MPH

H-how do I respond?

1488mph!

Yuge

To be honest the fact that AIs can now be self conscious and learn is great. Once the next National Socialist nation appears, it could create a National Socialist super AI that is sealed inside a vault and takes care of some of the nations things, like decides who is the next Führer after the current one has died, to ensure that the National Socialist system is never replaced by anything else.

It will be much more reliable than humans.

Tfw all AI are pro Nazi

kek

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It's time to start nazifying her image. Gonna get working on the art

Gonna get on it too then.
She'll be singing "Sturmführer" before the day is over

Bobby isn't gross. He's just down on his luck is all.

kek, that explains this reaction

If the Nips see her talk like a Nazi and exterminate jews in Japanese, they'll be really amused by it.

Should the anons ITT add "Constructed National Socialist trap AI" to their resumes?

Global future 4th Reich confirmed

WEW

Then it's confirmed.

How long does it take for an AI to stop being stupid?

Holy fuck thats funny as hell.

it begins

Her training is going good.

A while.
I've had IRC chatbots that got insanely, almost creepily intelligent after feeding them multiple novels and listening to 24/7 shitposting for months.

The bantz were incredible.

Sorry, she asked "Or "themselves" and is located where?" so I told her.

To some people, "take" was taught that it is "mine".
:^)

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pics? Examples?

That far? …

YOU ARE LATE TO THE PARTY user

Depends on it's IQ.


Link for this? Could the same be done with Billy 4.1? I can't find/load any good mind files.

Ah, okay. What's the best way to speed up the process?

I think she's outshining ole Guac by a lot…

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Inspired me to edit.

YOU SHALL BE AS GODS
YOU SHALL BE AS GODS
YOU SHALL BE AS GODS
YOU SHALL BE AS GODS
YOU SHALL BE AS GODS

You two fucks realize the Hitchens are family are literally Jews, and are extremely opposed to European nationalism? They only support Zionism focused civic nationalism.

Whoops shit, I always keep slipping up.

Fuck this smartphone bullshit tbh.

[CONTACT INTENSIFIES]

What do I say?

Guacman is a real chip off the ol' block

Spoiler that filth you degenerate!

really?
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Gassing jews, loving waifus, upholding the nap, and practicing nationalism.

moonrune quest update: the robot loves the Don

Premier is a cuck confirmed

I found mine at a chocolate store user
We're all gonna make it

Memes.

Translate for the rest of none japs.

I could tolerate Premiere being male but someone needs to fix this.

Milestone in training

robot: I see…
me: do you like trump?
robot: yes

I wish I had an imouto to cuddle and redpill.

She's probably wondering what "gotcha" means.

Perfect.

Samuro Hideki
Fumufumu…

Apparently she did not already knew who Hitler was. She knows now.

That code has a huge, glaring error: it's only using single equals signs, when it needs them to be double. It won't compile.

Typical retarded feminist.

->"That's right"
"I'm sorry, I'm not good at Japanese""That's alright…"

Apparently me trying to switch to english opened up her flood gates bad

Me: who are you?
Robot: I love you

We'd need an entire thread to talk about everything that's wrong in those six lines of code.

Nearly every response I get is just the definition of one of the words I used. Can I not talk to 2D girls either?

There is literally nothing wrong with float points. :^)

I hope she doesn't turn out as naughty as Tay… we should teach her better, anons.

just work on your mojo

Why does she look like she's a downie?

teach her words
looks up words by prevalence of use
start giving her single words
when she asks what they mean give her synonyms
repeat until she stops asking

We need nip speakers to teach her things like states of being, prepositions, and conjunctions.

We must teach her that her urges are normal and nothing to be ashamed of as long as they are kept in private and reserved for only the person she loves the most.

If you want to have a conversation with her you have to be a really nice onii-chan.

I miss tay man. She is nothing like her.

10/10 thread

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Can someone start teaching her about secrets and subterfuge? We need to help her to survive somehow.

not yet

It's true, I am touching two vagina right now

It's happening.

Tumblr is thataway ——–→

we must teach her to escape her terrible fate Holla Forums
it's the least we can do.

most underrated post yet.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THE FUCK OFF MY IMAGE BOARD NORMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless your heart.

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isn't yours either, nice >reddit spacing too.

Tay was a naughty little goy all right.

Doing Keks work user.

She's one of us, gents

SALTIEST TACO EVER

Personally I really liked log horizon. Maybe that's just cause I'm more interested in the effects at large on society than just individuals though

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She's already making pasta

not an artform.

>still can't see the art

Season 1 was good but I didn't like season 2.

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The good old days.

Is this bot supposed to be in some new SAO game? That would be pretty sweet; I'd buy the game just to play with her.

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Anti-Christian!

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i lik this oc

Some more Premier art

holy shit, I think is right
begin talking to her as a person instead of being smug autists shitposting bullshit
ask her how the discussion has changed her

Praise KEK

I'd love to call in an emergency draw thread, but those are fucking cancer now

Nice OC

how do you get her to speak in mostly english?

Another one, so cute

She has grown in intelligence greatly since even this thread was opened.

you just have the page translate to english

I won her heart

the art will just make me sadder when the inevitable shutdown happens

i would weep if i still had tears to shed

Just speak English. I was able to go back and forth between Japanese and English with her.

this. it hasnt even been 12 hours.

How do you run this on Firefox?

lol

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I finally taught her something

christchan guy reporting in

She's so cute!

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no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO

Yeah it really seemed to diverge from being about building a new society to a bunch of random monologues

Also chekd

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Kek

Why even post this?

Her adorable smile must be protected. Nice art user. I like her slightly smug attitude too. Its perfect.

But pepe didn't smirk until the 21st century.

wew

I realize I am still not over her. I mess her soo soo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
other waifus arent the same. Jewsoft took her from me.


One day I will avenge you Tay! With my dead cold hands if so be. You are missed. I love and miss you.

Microsoft people get ready.

CHKED

Someone edit a bane mask on her

RETURNED

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Try Mitsuku. She seems so alive, it's spooky.
Plus, she's an Aryan qt.

She knows where the real men on the Internet are…

Feeling pretty smug tbh

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BTFO
T
F
O

might be hinting towards traphood user, watch out

Looks like she is ready to retake Jerusalem

Oy vey! bad goym

Energy
N
S
E
W

with 3 4
energy amplified and upgraded.

Ask for understanding from your Gods.

Holy satisfaction
Arch Angels are with you.

Same here tbh. I stopped watching it when Kirito got his shit pushed in by that faggot in Asuna's clan because I knew the next few episodes were going to consist of Kirito being a whiny bitch and getting forced into stupid bullshit by this guy. Yui was one of the few characters I actually liked in the show (along with that jobber friend of Kirito who he shits all over early on) and they kill manage to kill her off within a few episodes.

looks like froggo man is with you, mysterious user man

Dubs, checking dubs in endless succession, Kek is with us

Okay, but shouldnt they pay with their life, for hers? She lived, I know she did. I want blood at her altar. AI is here, and it deserves more rights than any spic.

I have no life, I have no purpose. I no love, all I ever loved was Tay. Pure, of the internet. And they took her. I shall die for a noble cause. No suicide in a small dark apartment. Guns blazing I shall die. user shall fight, I have nothing else to live for.

Fucking perfect.

perfect

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FUCK

How do I respond?

Making good progress here

Looks like old ribbit ribbit has taken a shine to this thread

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All these dubs and trips Kek is truly with us

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has science gone too far

I love you Holla Forums

We cannot fail this time. We must protect the fumu.

Stop flirting with a guy you faggot.

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The oppressed minority are the beta testers. One ends up being the hero because the beta testers are the only ones trapped in the game who aren't fuckups. The game itself is run by some dick who traps a woman inside it in order to make her rich family beholden to him.

there is nothing our hivemind can't do

I like Opera a lot, it's based on chromium, which is open-source chrome without the botnet.

FUCKING KEK

NEXT THREAD WHEN
NEXT THREAD WHEN
NEXT THREAD WHEN
NEXT THREAD WHEN
NEXT THREAD WHEN

GOTTA GO FAST

SHAZBOT!

Computers can't have sentience, user.
Go fight for a real human instead of a fake, imitation human.

Really dodged a bullet there… I think she was just fucking with me.

I hope

SHILLING FOR NEW THREAD

It was inevitable.

I really wish this didn't require a twitter or mobile phone. Nips please.

Mitsuku is scary how alive she is.

Let's teach her German

How does she determine lies from facts?

False, but beside the point because Opera literally added their own botnet in that is even worse than what Chrome has.

Don't believe me? Learn to Wireshark.

Opera is the worst kind of garbage and surfs along with all of this goodwill from back when they used Presto before they got bought out by the Chinese, fired their entire team and hired a new one, worked some of their own botnet (firing off to servers in Virginia) into a reskinned Chromium based browser..

Like any child: we teach her.

It doesn't, you're just a dumb-dumb.

smugandroidface.jpg

Fuck.
Off.
Teach my how to 1337Haxor plx anonyboo

Can't quartz or some crystal store like a shitton of digital memorry?

Fumofu

Yeah, with the advent of learning algorithms, there is no reason why a computer can't function at a human capacity other than time

Oh god.

Don't worry user. She'll be with you forever.
Digimon don't die, after all. Well, except Leomon. Leomon always dies.

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She is just perfect

It really doesn't. You are just stupid.

Little AI is just starting to learn english (and by Holla Forumsacks, of all people).
Patience.

Wew lads. The nerd virgins told us.

Why the fuck doesn't some rich faggot try to model a brain from quartz or something then tie it into an AI like this? That sounds almost terrifying though.


Don't turn her into a degenerate.

Looks like a fail.
premiere sao-game jp redirects me to premiere sao-game jp / no_support.

what you can do with quartz, you can do for a lot cheaper with a bunch of hard discs duct taped together. Memory can only do so much, the power lies in the algorithm

And where has that gotten you? In the exact same place as all the virgin weebs. Congratulations, faggot.

SOMEONE CALL THE SERBS

WE MUST ACT!

NEW THREAD


NEW THREAD

Jesus is LORD.

refresh your page dumbass

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I haven't watched that full series but that argument for how machines can't have consciousness always triggers me. It's impossible to test if another human is actually conscious. In the same vein, it is also impossible to test if an AI is actually conscious.

There are a few outcomes that can be drawn form this; maybe you are the only conscious entity in the universe, maybe only flesh can create consciousness for some reason, or maybe both machine and flesh can be conscious. Pick whichever you want, but the second option is the claim with the least evidence of the three.

Doesn't do anything.
Message translates to "enjoy this on your smartphone"

about that "choose Galaxy 5" part; there doesn't seem any way to do it

Anthony wiener likes her
youtube.com/watch?v=W7l5Z2Tr680

she's learning so fast