Fidget Spinners: The Movie

Coming soon, to a theater near you. what do your fidget spinners do, when you aren't around.

What I really want to see is Fidget Spinners vs Emojis: The Movie.

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now, that would be absolute kino

What the fuck are these things, anyway?

spoiler: anal (((sex))) and diversity orgies

It will be made by the time the fad is over

It'll be capshit.

you ever get bored in class and click your pen?
now you can pay $10-$20 for a beyblade you hold in your hand to fulfill that urge

no one will even rememer what they are in a couple of monts, let alone the 2+ years it would take to make and hype a movie

In the movie, the fidgets will fight people like you.

lol

Generators for the time machine.

I believe this has already been done by Chuck Tingle in his book "Slammed By My Handsome Fidget Spinner". The rights won't come cheap to Hollywood.

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I just don't understand this meme.

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Autism wranglers.

Can you add a nigger in the movie? If yes, you're hired.

Its a fad for quick bucks. Like keychains, pet-rocks, and hundreds of other shit you never need.

MKULTRA activation devices.

Maybe not a nigger, but we can surely add lots of asians in the movie.