The Document Foundation is looking for a mascot. The voting is open now!

The Document Foundation is looking for a mascot. The voting is open now!
Not surprisingly, every single submission sucks except for pic related. Help her win, so we our furry mascot harem can grow!
survey.documentfoundation.org/665628

Other urls found in this thread:

ridjam.com/
about.me/ridjam
facebook.com/rizky.djati.munggaran
instagram.com/ridjam/
krita.org/en/item/interview-with-danny/
youtube.com/watch?v=6F4wBeshTsw
design.blog.documentfoundation.org/2017/09/28/libreoffice-mascot/
e621.net/post/index/1/living_aircraft
design.blog.documentfoundation.org/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>>>/oven/

I just hope Kiki isn't the jealous type...

She beats the hummingbirds and beavers, I guess.

user, you will always be wrong about this.

So... are there going to be more lewds of this Kiki than the squirrel?

Agreed and done.

Also, noticed the subtle gay rainbow flags in some and fucking flipped when I saw the full fuck trans anime character with dyke rainbow hair.

This needs to be stopped, we need to vote qt character.

I swear, the only other decent one was that beaver eating the pencil.

Vote for Hakuimisono Lia instead.

Does anyone really want this to become the progressive face of tech?

just wtf

You're kiddin' right? All kinds of SJW cancer would love a LGBTQA++ person of color to become an official mascot.

heh, shit timing.
Also, all the birds will be confused with the latex bird at some point.

I voted yes for both Tysontan and her, what is the problem with either of them really?

Looks like Libbie the Oryx is designed by Tyson Tan, who also did Kate the Woodpecker, Konqui, and Kate the Woodpecker.

Here is the full submission sheet. I like the character itself, but the artstyle makes it all look so messy. A lot of the images, especially the donation one, just look like a mess of shapes on the first glance.

What is with all the fucking woodpeckers?

Man, fuck y'all and your goat! I'm voting 3rd party.

Ironically, Konqi has the most lewds out of all of them.

cute!

She's no Kiki, but she beats the piss out of the alternatives.

fugging hell took like 10 minutes to vote through all that shit

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So she's basically public domain...

She looks like paper craft, or something you might be able to make in LO Draw.

A few of them had some interesting ideas, but most of them are low-effort looking and fugly.

I meant anyone here.

Apparently the artist is a simi well-known Tumblrite. H'shit might beat the goat.

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Is probably going to win.

This is the least shitty one if they are going to have one. Any humanoid animal like creature will draw in furfags and degenerates.

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Yep, the last thing we want is furfags and weaboos invading our office applications. What's next? Furfags using our window managers and web browsers? We need to take a stand and let furries know that if they want to write a memo or a letter, they need to use their own furry applications.

If not-Kiki doesn't win, my vote is for not-Spurdo.

Just accept the goat, user.

hahaha

It's the colors of the different programs you retard.


>>>/fur/

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This is what happens when someone completely inexperienced with cute/chibi style characters tries to draw a cute/chibi style character. And also is a 40 year old autistic.

Still gay, still voting goat.

This one looks absolutely perfect.

It got me to smirk, but it still looks more like an icon than a proper mascot.

this one is also good

These get the reward for worst mascot design.

+1 for both of these.

Prefer the hummingbird though. Simple and not retarded looking. Maybe turn the blue a dark green though?

These aren't really mascots though.

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Mascots are retarded, honeslty.

It's more likely than you think

I don't like the format of the survey. How can you know if you like the first few you're asked to vote for if you have nothing to compare them too? Getting through all them took too long.

Format of the survey should've been: display 5 submissions, choose your favorite from the group, then move on to the next 5.

I honestly like it but it doesn't work as a mascot.
It looks like a drawing of mascot instead of mascot in and of itself if that makes any sense.

There might be a furfag in this very thread!

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Looks like someone had xir OC lying around, figured "why the fuck not?" and just submitted it.

It's like 90% of these are generic graphic-design crap, or something someone made as stockphoto clipart.

Close: the beaver was designed by Rizky Djati Munggaran, a muslim pajeet who thinks his character designs are worth $155k. The pajeet works on nuScooby Doo and Wabbit too, so if being an awful mobileshit designer wasn't bad enough he's also part of the cancer killing Holla Forums.
ridjam.com/
about.me/ridjam
facebook.com/rizky.djati.munggaran
instagram.com/ridjam/

The oryx is the best design because it looks like it's made of folded paper. It stands out a lot without looking like someone's OC.

Is this what I think it is?

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nice catch

I can imagine it already: "now you click on the copy icon. yes, mom, it's the one with the dog scanning its butt."
Sad how furfags can get away with that, but if it were a cute animu girl scanning her butt they'd say it's unprofessional and muh soggy knee.

Those aren't the program icons you autist, this is concept art for promotional stuff and the guy snuck in a joke.

I voted for cute animu grill and furshit goat, plus a few of the better looking hummingbird ones. Most of those were fucking awful.

Normalfags get out, Beastly Boy here is the only real competitor.

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I voted for the goat OP. And a few others that weren't completely cancerous. After a bit I started hitting Next instead of voting on mascots I disliked, to better thumbs-down all the rainbow cock mascots.

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I bet that your the kind of people who struggles against the urge to masturbate because "it's filthy".

a drop of semen = three drops of blood.

Did my part. Honestly, those faggots seem to confuse mascots and logos.

So much this.

Tyson did say she's a bit more 'playful' than Kiki...

oh christ what a disgusting rabbit hole

What part of Libbie says 'dog' to you?

Vote submitted Take that Clumpfkins!!! :'^)

If that Tumblr shit wins I am LITERALLY moving back to OpenOffice.

da heck is this?

A dragon prostate.

Why didn't they get Danny to make them a mascot?

krita.org/en/item/interview-with-danny/

Danny didn't even draw that. He commissioned some other furfag who couldn't draw to make it for is interview. His name is still on it for fucks sake!

Naga was so pure.

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Apparently Tyson Tan is "cheating".

someone's buttflustered about tyson

I'd love to see what he submitted. Was it owl or hummingbird 6?

owl 3*

You ain't kidding, user.

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Its not cheating, but it makes it more a contest of artist popularity instead of artwork merit. Not that his wouldnt win anyway.

Why the fuck are they so pointy?

pointy elbows are hot tbh

This is like saying

ONLY TWO SCOOPS????
what a weak manlet

I couldn't find a link to it anywhere on either website. How are they expecting to get many responses? I'm sure I would never have heard about this until it was over if you hadn't posted this.

Uh-oh, this could actually get you into trouble in Merkel's Germany.

It's on their main twitter.

RIP in peace, Rico Panini

"you're"
Happy now ?

This post really unblocked my meridians.

gno

Apparently saying 'vote for me' in an election is unsportsmanlike.

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That's some pajeet-level science right there.

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Shit artists are mad that they got competition

Mitty?

MATH LIBBIE IS A NIGGER, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.

No. That's just the Sifr theme.

Too close to the Krita mascot, get something more original.

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Too soon ;_;

This. Hang that nigger. There's no way it can do math outside of adding up 1 + 1.

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Dark chocolate goat.

Son, I think you done messed up.

LET'S DO IT ANYWAY >:DDD

How do you feel about the future LibreOffice mascot Libbie, user?

I keep a Poloniexlendingbot instance going just to record interest rate data on Poloniex, and its csv files are so huge now that LO chokes for minutes at a time where Excel takes seconds.
I actually think LO should probably be pitched and rewritten from scratch either in C[++] or in Ada but not Rust, never ever Rust.

(nice double dubs)
Quite a lot better than the the Tumblr Nigger

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I bet you thing VBA is programming, you nigger faggot.

A bit hollow, though.


At least there's no loli option for the krauts


Even if Calc is garbage written in Java, isn't it ahead of Excel in implementing GPGPU support?

Hopefully she gets more lewds than her cousin. There is literally only one decent one for Kiki.

Yeah, it needs libraries in C. Any sane project would have done this already.

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Well played

Hopefully, we'll see more lewds of Libbie-chan.

I hope the green highlight on mouseover means thumbs up, and for god's sake enough of the birds. Could they not go through a basic weeding process before giving us this? Upvoted the green spurdo looking thing for a giggle, the anime girl thing, one of the birds and obviously not-Kiki.


A blob monster.

About 70% of the contestants are either hummingbirds or owls. Why?

Public domain lewds? Is Kiki under the CC0 as well?

Not sure about the exact one, but most of the official Kiki stuff is under some CC license or another.

How does that even work? I bet it'd get the hose for wearing a bright pink hijab.

I want Draw Libbie to make sweet, sweet cunnilingus to Kiki.

It doesn't people promoting or saying that Islam/Muslims are just peaceful religious people are completely ignorant about the said religion.
That color is normally banned but it's only practiced in western countries not because they have the freedom to do it but because it's part of the Taqiya to show that Islam is a religion that infidels shouldn't fear.
Not it isn't only used by Shia, it's in the coran Muhammad said that Taqiya can be used against infidels for any reason.
youtube.com/watch?v=6F4wBeshTsw

Do you ever meet muslim women? More often than not, a hijab is accompanied by makeup. For many muslims in the west it's completely abstracted away from whatever purposes it had originally, and it's a cultural norm that stands on its own now.

Or it's part of an unfalsifiable conspiracy to fool infidels. Who knows.

Depends on their sect. Try to find a pink hijab in Saudi Arabia.

Pretty sure that would be incest... Looking forward to seeing it!

Pretty much.

Fashion is okay, but only in front of your husband/master/proprietor.

How has Hijabholic not been snackbar'd yet? This is some of the most haram stuff there is.

voted yes on these, the other ones were mostly rip offs from Friefox & forks, the hummingbird ones are literally just generic stock logos you find on-line.


This piece of shit deserves murder

They leave Muslim dominated nations.

This is Haram.
Delete this.

It's halal if you don't click on the spoilers.

This is a public space so it's Haram.

Owls are what you do when you have no idea, cuz owls are like knowledge or wisdom or something. Also, owl are cute as fuck, they are like the avian version of cats. As for the hummingbirds, that's what you do when you want an owl without it being an owl.

This better mean we are getting some lewd art

Owls would be good to keep Pajeet away from things, because they believe owls look dumb.

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Reported for being a mudslime.

That would depend on some drawfag DRAWING said art. preferably in Krita, but if anyone can pull something off in LibreOffice Draw, that would be more impressive.

How does this cheating, trap-loving Chinese's furshit always get so much attention? Every fucking Krita thread is really just about posting rare Kikis, and every Freedom Planet 2 thread on Holla Forums just ends up being about Tyson vs Gashi.

kys

I've never used Draw, how's it compare to the MS equivalent?

Not an answer, furfag.

Sorry that le epic animu girl isn't getting lots of attention, user.

Got him yours...

tbh, his posts are low quality bait, but yours are even worse.
Have a (you).

tbh, his posts are low quality bait, but yours are even worse.
Have a (you).

I'm legitimately asking the question. What is it about Tyson's are that people find so attractive? Because I'm not seeing it.

I actually understood all of them at first glance, although that might say more about me than the character design. I can kinda see where you're coming from though.
Personally, I love the copy machine one. It looks like she's making photocopies of her ass.

holy fucking shit underrated post

Not that complicated

is it over yet?

Bikeshedding.

To be quite honest, though, a man of Trump's age shouldn't be having any ice cream or soda. Ice cream in general is like sugary cancer, but definitely he should have a better diet if he hopes to make it to the end of a second term healthy if at all. Don't even get me started on sugary drinks like Coca Cola. Nobody, and I mean nobody should be drinking that shit, and you are a bad person if you serve it to children or the elderly.

Last day to vote.

can we see results so far?

Some got leaked (supposedly) a few days ago, but nothing since.

Voted though there wasn't much of a choice from option there was. Too many were the same and only a hand full were distinct.

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did the world a favour and voted down all the weird weeb shit

gnrude

It's gonna be one of those generic boring birds, I just feel it in my bones.

I'll take a boring hummingbird over the genderqueer transracial otherkin.

Why vote for either when there's also Libby-chan and a Touhou you could support?

that ?
if I pull her hat off will she die?

what the fuck

LibreOffice guys should have been clearer this was a mascot contest and not one for new clip art.

this will kill libre office

Open Office has a logo that fucking works
Why does everything libre have to fall to shit

That's not a mascot though. If she wins, Libbie-chan wont be in the icon, just promotional materials and the like. Kinda like Kiki and Krita.

its poison will seep into every part of the foundation

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Kiki hasn't poisoned Krita.

relieved tbh

I meant the tumblr one

We should know how things turned out soon enough.

The problem with most of the other submissions was they had that sort of graphics design logo feel to them instead of being recognizable as a mascot.
And some of them are just cancer.

Libbie and Lia we're pretty much the only real choices

did he also do Kate the Woodpecker?!

design.blog.documentfoundation.org/2017/09/28/libreoffice-mascot/
It's not over yet.

now we wait

Here's hoping for genderless horned faggot or at least negative-space goatse

Math should be magenta.

i have a shed full of stolen bikes, does that count?

Depends. What color is it?

Is there porn of her yet I want to fap

THERE WILL BE NONE WHEN SHE LOSES

I actually did vote for Libbie and the animu gril. I'd still prefer a hummingbird over a tumblr shitshow.

Will you jerk off to porn of the horned tumblrite spawn?

Yes.

what? fuck no

Of course. We should give xir a good, warm welcome by bukkaking all over her pussy.

XER*

boipussy?

Tyson has said he would still make more of her even if she loses.

Xisr's (boi)pussy ((fe)male).

Nope, a good ol' pussy because I'm no faggot.
Nothing better than turning a tumblrina icon into a straight sex-addicted whore.

Its time to stop posting!

xi'es fe p luk gud

I asked they guys from /christian/ to pray for Libbie-chan to win, they just called me a degenerate and asked Jesus to forgive me.

This will always be better than xir's OC in .

lia-chan eating a corndog

Great work! Now, draw her as a NEET.

Sounds about right

That's not really something to pray for tbh.

Have you seen the other alternatives? I'd sacrifice a goat to keep some of that shit from winning.

A goat, you say?

So now it's just a matter of waiting for the LO team to make the wrong choice.

Only takes one cuck to make
the mascot.

We all know its going to be notKiki, this was rigged from the start

Being the best in a sea of mediocre or outright atrocious submissions is not rigging.

Hi Shwarze_Katze, still salty your hummingbird didn't make it to the voting stage, I see...

It's already done. That's going to be the mascot. The has begun and your votes meant shit.

t. insider

idk why yall h8 this mascot, smh.

D:

When will they announce the winner? What are the most voted mascots? You gotta give us something.

NOOOO!!!!

I'd like to repeat this question. When is this shit coming out? Everyone is waiting.

>>>/reddit/

Personally, I'm more anxious than anything. There are about three choices I could live with out of the whole bunch.

who doesnt love brown shotacon

God.

Hi terry.

Bumping for horned genderless faggot. If they pick any other entry then we should fork LibreOffice intro MarxistOffice, do a few CoC, branding and documentation update commits and never touch again the repos.

It would be ironic if so.

Like begging for Kiki lewds ever got you guys anywhere...

This isn't even a lewd btw. He's just helping her up.

Anyone with taste.

but why are they sweating so much

I'm up for it, but we need a logo first.


Kiki had a heat stroke during a hot summer day.

Did they announce it yet

still waiting tbh.

*kicks back of seat*

ARE WE THERE YET??

Not yet. Draw lewds.

Who of you was this

Either Nepfag, Dolus, or Roka.

It actually makes sense, it represents the glitchy hardware acceleration.

Works fine for me in Mesa.

DELET

I feel like GNU/Social has taken over Holla Forums. Not that I mind.

Hi, Roka.

I'VE GOT YOU NOW FELLOW GS USERS
YOU'RE GOING DOWN

It's been a fucking week since the voting closed. What's taking them so long?

Apparently the winner gets/ has to draw a victory image. That might explain it in part.

preparing for goat to be BTFO

lol nerd.

The goat better make it

Lia will win

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That actually sounds more like Hakui...

*rapidly slams feet against back of seat*

A R E
W E
T H E R E
Y E T
? ? ?

No.

top spurdo m8.

I think it's pretty apparent that two particular candidates are VERY popular with a particular crowd. The question is whether this helps or hurts them...

I'll place my bets on it being nepfag...

Red so it goes faster
I have a yellow one chained down in the back

Since when does Nepfag ever use words like 'kerfuffle'?

Kiki is awesome and so is Oryx, though i feel like she is a bit too ... anthro-looking for Libreoffice, all the other entries are absolute trash. Also, i'm very glad Tyson made the black-colored Oryx so that even if there was pressure for the LibreOffice guys to get the pozzed tumblr one, they have an "excuse" to choose Oryx.

Gonna be a lot of hurt feels when they winner is announced.

Why are there so many furfags on Holla Forums? It seems like there are even more here than Holla Forums. not that i'm complaining

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Heh.

Not really related to this board but I once somehow accidentally got tech help from the moderator of >Reddit's furry board. Didn't realize until later.

this after voting thing is taking almost as long as the public voting

crossing my fucking fingers boys

Nice to see at least one fag still uses Wordgrinder.

Never heard of it, looks nice. Latex is where it's at.

Org mode fills my needs.

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devs aren't making the mascot. It'll attract new people too, including more developers.

sad how everything anthro is immediately classed 'degenerate furfag yiffbait.'

A moronic developer who is attracted by a mere mascot is not the kind of developer I care about.

They probably thought you were a degenerate furfag. I'm looking for your exact post, but I didn't see it in their prayer request sticky. Was it deleted? (I'm not religious, but is that really something pray for?)

It is if you saw the alternatives.

This

Source?

Hello luke

The KDE project might want to tell Tyson to dial it back a bit...

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Wont be long before Tyson is making lewds for us.

The possibilities for lewdness are endless!

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I can only see one future at this point.

Kiki's getting thicc? I'm not quite sure how to feel about this...

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hhnnnnnggggggg

I CANT FUCKING WAIT ANYMORE GIVE ME MY GOAT WAIFU MASCOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I'm not a furfag

Of course you're not.

Real furfags don't like Kiki. In fact, wanting to fuck Kiki proves you're not one.

The cheating Chinese has gone too far!

oh my god

It's like he knows the thirst his creation inspires...

Why the hell not?

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SLOW

Maybe they're just hoping we forget this whole thing ever even happened.

I think they'd like to given the utter hodgepodge of submissions.

Literally only two decent submissions, and one is a 2hu while the other is fur bait. I'm actually thinking they're still trying to figure out what the lesser evil is going to be. I mean, they're going to have to announce SOMETHING sooner or later.


Lord, give me strength.

I expect it to be Libbie because of the effort put into variants for the different programs and because of the simpler design. Lia needs more than palette swaps, and honestly, needs to look at all the work done with all the Microsoft tans and why they're so great.

Obviously I meant to compare Lia to the Hidamari Sketch artist too. Probably just any anime face though to be honest.

Goat Kiki IS the most well thought out of the bunch. AND she's actually a mascot, which makes here automatically better than 88% of the other choices.

She's a bot. No fur.

who here member of the foundation?

But furries lust after anthropomorphic airplanes. Why don't they like squirrel clang?

They are GOING to make the WRONG choice. Just watch.

w-what

>>>/clang/1624

And that's not even the worst of it. Take anthropomorphic airplanes, and then pile inflation and vore on top.

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In another timeline, THIS would be the LO mascot.

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It's like he tried making the character an embodiment of "no homo".


Check your privilege shitlord, just because they were assigned plane at manufacture doesn't mean they can't identify as trains.

kek

This is what people mean when they say BAD autism.

really makes you think

I guess some /clang/ hotpocketeer browses Holla Forums

Why are you superfluous? All autism is bad.

Like pic 1, but all smooth, as pic 2.

Nothing other than the many pajeets I've met irl. They believe owls have blank stares, like a stupefied person.

e621.net/post/index/1/living_aircraft
there's also living tanks and ships but with non-humanoid bodies, search for ratbat.

If Kiki's goat cousin does win, I wonder how prominent she'll be. I can't imagine they'd stuck her everywhere (idea for a lewd).

I know exactly how to feel about it.

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ARE WE THERE YET?

Yes. Goat lost. Generic Hummingbird #4 is the new LO mascot.

YAMEROOOOOOOO

Trap Kiki: Extra meaty edition

HE HAS GONE TOO FAR!

Lewds when?

E N O U G H
N
O
U
G
H

According to Tyson, it has only begun.

This is why you don't Tweet while drunk.

T-this isn't permanent, right? He's going to turn her back, right?

THIS IS A SIN! Tyson is going to Hell for what this is doing to my dick!

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Tyson, why would you do this to me?

How does it feel being this triggered by anime?

I know it's gay if I fap to this, but...

Be careful what you wish for, user.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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don't you recognize
that bulge?

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His parents were taken by the Chinese government...

Well, at least he's white again... And more modestly dressed (dammit).

Don't do it!

Tyson is an idiot. He wants The Document Foundation (and possibly other projects) to use his mascots, yet he goes and makes all that erotic, nonprofessional fanart of the mascots he already made.
I wouldn't be surprised if paper goat gets rejected for his shenanigans.

Even Tyson said he went a little too far. The next thing he drew is a lot more modest.

Not sure I'd go that far. 'Suggestive' would be the word I'd use.

Lot's of professional artists do lewds. And if anyone is going to get asshurt about Kiki's new boyclit, it would be the Krita foundation.

Well, that's not as bad as the last pic.. kill me

Breeze Dark Kiki (male) already has more lewds than the original.

Can we just call him dark Koko?

Wat?

fucking faggots, when are they going to be shocked to the death or straightness?

boys and females arent allowed to post on Holla Forums!!

Is nothing sacred?

What lewds?

did they even make a decision yet?

Technically, the original is almost one.

Slight off topic, but I just thought I'd leave these here:

How can you take something so cute, and come up with this nightmarish shit?

Tux kart was a mistake.

They seriously need to find a new Blenderfag.

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they've seen some shit

These aren't beyond salvage, but somebody who knows what the fuck they're doing is going to have to load them up into blender and FIX them.

dude it's a closed source game with DRM that you can only run on completely locked-down proprietary hardware while sticking your dick in botnet.
The only way it'll ever get fixed is if we beg a multimillionaire international conglomerate to allow their devs to touch up the game, and we'll probably get charged for it.
you think someone like you could just, what, git clone a repo, make some changes, and then submit them to some mailing list or make a pull request? we don't live in fantasyland where games like that exist.

You just download the .blend files from their repo. Tryin' a bit hard there, btw.

pretty sure he was joking lad

Which is why I said "tryin' too hard".

yeah, I'm bored. All I have to show for this weekend is a sparking-clean bathroom.
Lysol gel with an angled nozzle, like the 'toilet duck' of olde.
Spray. Wait. Flush. Spray. Scrub. Flush. Wipe down. Spray on other surfaces on the room. Scrub. Wipe down. A single-bachelor bathroom, uncleaned for a year, will look like you gave up and paid a maid service.
Can you believe Amazon sells this for less than $10?

no girls on the internet only anime

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are we there yet?

Yes. Aryan Owl is the new LO mascot.

To be fair, this isn't the first time Tyson's trap-lust leaked into his art.

fuuuuuugggggggg

I'll take the one on the right...

design.blog.documentfoundation.org/

Check here I suspect for when it's announced. It isn't.

Stop giving me conniptions.

I hope you wore gloves

Heresy.

Faggot.

Liking traps is an evolutionary quirk we all have, user. Traps might be gay, but you'd have to BE gay not to like them.

Wtf I love Open Source now

Free and libre is how traps ought to be.

It's not about traps, at all. Traps abuse our natural instincts to fuck anything feminine, and to be friendly towards very young men. The former works the way it does because degenerates simply do not exist on an evolutionary scale. And the later makes sense because today's boys will be tomorrow's fathers.

Then explain why a certain number men are gay and practically all women are bisexual.

Which is so low that is barely measurable without jewish tricks. You would not even know that faggots exist, if cities did not give them places to congregate.

Doesn't matter how much you try to rationalize it, transsexuals and transvestites are not a hetero thing to like. Maybe pansexual or homosexual, but not heterosexual.
Doesn't matter how many cute buzzwords you try to use, those are either transsexuals or transvestites.

I notice you're not even trying to deny that most women like to lick girldick on occasion.

That's a lie perpetuated by the porn industry and (ironically) the LGTBQ/feminist agendas. I've worked on female-only schools and the amount of homosexuals and bi-curious girls isn't different than in regular, mixed schools and males of that age.
Women are not inherently more bisexual than men, it is true, however; that heterosexuality is less enforced on women.

Kill yourself.

Why would I?


The whole idea of lesbianism is stupid. Women like any kind of sexual activity because it has the chance of arousing nearby males.

It's "perpetuated" by evolution. Monogamy is not the natural state of affairs for our species (though, I consider it the optimal one).

Until relatively recently, you'd have one male mating with multiple females and often these females would all share the same mate to father their offspring. Just like out close primate cousins, actually. Now, one man cannot always satisfy several women, AND having lesbian intercourse was also a way of keeping the peace and forming bonds.

In other words, if your wives aren't grinding on each other occasionally, they'd end up killing each other.

I suppose it would be most accurate to say that women are MUCH more flexible than men are sexually. They tend to find it easier to go back and forth between partners of either sex, where as men tend to stick to what they've always liked, traps being an evolutionary quirk, and exception.

These are two different things.

A lot of what people think about dykes are from yuri anime memes. Turns out dykes are batshit insane, anime lied to you.

Nobody is talking about 'dykes'. The average woman leans into the bisexual spectrum for evolutionary reasons.

True lesbians- women who never ever crave dick- are actually more uncommon than gay men. Actually, the're not much more numerous than bisexual men.

You might get to 10% if you include everyone that ever had a gay experience, the actual number is more likely in the mid to low single digits for men.

400 posts over a fucking logo, gg Holla Forums you sperg trash

Are you on the wrong website? This isn't tumblr or reddit, go back.

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If I was a Holla Forumsjeet the thread would be "LIBREOFFICE WANTS A POZZ MASCOT (((PARENTHESES))) SJW CUCK DINDU DINDU DINDU"

No, that would be Holla Forums pretending to be Holla Forums and failing at it.

Every board that involves Tyson ends up with at least 300 posts. Tech has a fetish, whether it wants to admit it or not.

Starting to think the LO guys are just waiting for us to forget all about this.

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design.blog.documentfoundation.org/2017/09/28/libreoffice-mascot/

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Larpers going to larp. Sometimes, it doesn't matter as what.

WHAT IS TAKING THEM SO FUCKING LONG!?

soon my children, soon we will be there :')

And the goat will lose. Soon.

They're gonna sacrifice the goat

IT'S A FREAKIN' GLORIFIED LOGO

Sons of bitches, trying as hard as possible to avoid picking the best MASCOT.

LibbieOffice fork when?

The second these cowards pick some fucking hummingbird or owl.

For all its forks, it seems like one of the least substantive source trees among open source projects, beyond branding changes.

we there yet?

Where do they even post status updates? I'm not seeing it on their twitter.

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Who wants to bet someone got ass mad at the goat being liked and is now throwing a shit fit like they already tried while the contest was going on

fugging autist shitfit holding up the final voting for ages what the FUCK

Gimme the goat.
I need the goat.

shh, no goat, only vote

MOTHERFUCKERS

Seriously none of them look like they fit whit the current theme. The fucking icons they use now are more iconic than just a fucking generic animal.

It's happening

It's over now :(

I noticed that one lolicon had a comment but I could see any comments on the art. Is it not possible to see comments or did I miss out?

Comments were at the bottom, you might have needed to register and logged in to see comments

You you had to register. FUCK I bet the comment was gold.

this reeks of libbi winning but someone got mad and blocked her so now the seconds have to compete again.

Hmmm